Chapter 8 One last bang
The kids got a few days left in the house, Kyle talks to Bart in the confessional room to find out what Cartman is hiding.
[Kyle's interview]
"We only have a few days left until we go back to our hometowns, I need to talk to Bart to get to the bottom of this."
"Bart, I need to talk to you in the confessional room." He said. "At Disneyland, Wally and Bobby told me about the other kids that got sent home before I came here. What were their names and what do they look like?" He asked.
"We weren't suppose to tell you, Wally or Bobby this, but we were starting to see Eric phony side lately. They were African American and their names were Huey, Riley and Rallo." Bart confessed.
"And they weren't dangerous?" Kyle asked.
"Nope, never. They got kicked out because we destroyed their clothes, and they got super pissed off." Bart explained.
"Did they "gang rape" y'all." Kyle asked again.
"Naw, that was Eric's nightmare he had, he kept assuming that it's true." Said Bart.
"Unbelievable." Kyle said, face palmed. "That ain't new, he's hates African Americans, Jews, Mexicans, Indians, and ginger kids."
"REALLY??" Bart asked in shock.
"Yup, he's an evil, lying, racist self-centered, manipulating, sociopath."
[Barts interview]
"What Kyle is telling me about Eric makes a lot of sence. Now I feel more bad for what we did to Huey, Riley and Rallo."
The phone ringed in the phone room and Cartman answer it.
"Yello?" He answered.
"Hey Eric, we're going do a last day in the house photoshoot tomorrow to celebrate how far you kids got to the end." Said the photographer.
"Sweet, we'll participate in it." Said Cartman.
"Ok, we'll see y'all tomorrow." Said the photographer.
He hangs up the phone and tells everyone the awesome news.
"Hey guys, I just got off the phone with the photoshoot people and they said we're gonna have a last day in the house photoshoot tomorrow."
"I thought we had a photoshoot two weeks ago." Said Eddy.
"This is different, Eddy, this photoshoot is rewarding. This is to celebrate how far we all Cartoon stars made it to the end."
"Sweet" said Wally.
The next day, the boys woke up and got ready for the photoshoot.
"Guys, they say they're gonna be here in a few minutes, so let's give it our last shot." Cartman said excitedly.
The photographers came over, the boys got their pictures taken in every room in the house, the arcade room, the basketball court, and in the kitchen. And now they are getting their pictures taken next to the pool.
[Eddy's interview]
"This photoshoot was fun, what else could go wrong?"
"Ok guys, we got one more picture to go, but first, we need to bring in a few boys."
The kids looked confused. "Huh?" Bobby asked.
"A few boys...?" Cartman asked confused.
"Ok, bring em out." Said the photographer.
Huey, Riley and Rallo walked outside and looking at the boy's shocked faces.
Five minute earlier...
The limo pulled up in front of the house and Rallo, Riley and Huey got out and walked in the house.
[Rallo's interview]
"I'M BAAAAAACK!"
[Riley's interview]
"The real niggas are back."
[Huey's interview]
"I hope these guys are prepared for what coming to them."
Bart, Eric, Eddy, and Stewie are shocked to see their enemies back in the house.
[Bart's interview]
Bart had a shocked look on his face. "Oh...My...God!" He said slowly.
[Cartman's interview]
"Are you fucking kidding me right now? What the fuck are these assholes doing back in our house?"
[Stewie's interview]
"Those black boogers we flicked out of our house are back? It's like seeing the garbage disposal regurgitated and brought everything back up."
[Eddy's interview]
"Are we seriously being setup?"
"Ok guys, just go stand next to the rest of the boys." Said the photographer, as took some last few pictures.
"Sure thing." Rallo said politely.
"And now we're all together again like a happy fun bunch." Stewie said sarcastically.
"I'm finna pop him in a minute." Riley whispered to Huey.
Rallo decided to do really cool poses in front of everyone for the camera. After the photoshoot was finished, Huey decided to confront Eric, Stewie, Bart and Eddy. Huey and Cartman are glaring at each other for fifteen seconds.
"Do you have an explanation?" Huey asked Cartman.
"I just don't have any to say to you, Huey." He replied.
"Of course you don't, because you're sitting there acting like you never did anything wrong. You like to play victim, you gaslight, and you manipulate people. You manipulate these guys to go against us."
"Whoa, first off, I didn't manipulate nobody, we all wanted you guys out."
"Stop lying!"
"Who's lying?"
"YOU ARE!"
"You're overreacting!"
"I'm overreacting? Eric, I'm not stupid. You obviously didn't like us because we were black."
"No, I just didn't like y'all because y'all were showing off and trying to steal our shine."
"So you don't think we deserve to be here?" Riley asked.
"Well...Of course, it just y'all were an embarrassment to us." Cartman replied.
"Embarrassment how?" Rallo asked.
"Y'all acted ghetto, wild and crazy." He said.
"Ok, whatever, this is my last point and I'm done arguing with you. Huey said to Cartman."
"Bart, I never had a problem with you, so I not gonna fight you. Hopefully, we'll might be friends after this, and you will see who's lying." He explained to Bart.
"Eric, I'm done talking to you, Stewie, I see you don't wanna talk, and you Eddy, I'm gonna slap the shit out of you before I leave, so I hope you're prepared." He said to Eddy.
"What? Why?" Eddy asked confused.
"And no nigga better not jump in either." Said Riley.
[Huey's interview]
"Eddy is really irrelevant. He decided to act tough when everyone wants to fight us, and then he had the audacity to jumped me and grab my hair when he know that the security guard is behind him to separate us before I get a chance to hit him back. Now I'm here for round two."
"Eddy are you ready or not? He asked him again.
"No!" Eddy replied.
"Nigga, you da one was screaming "We the baddest cartoon kids in the house" and called us "saps." How bout you get up and prove it." Said Riley.
[Eddy's interview]
"Huey, why are you targeting me? I never done anything to you, was never friends with you, and I never talked to you. If he thinks I'm the irrelevant one, he's got another thing coming."
"Are you guys serious?" He asked.
"We're dead serious, Eddy. Guys, I know you don't know us, and I know you're confused about what's going on, but when you see us at the reunion, you'll find out why." Huey said to Wally, Bobby and Kyle.
Huey started punching Eddy in the face, Eddy screamed and tries to kick him off but Huey grabbed his shirt and ripped it off.
"SOMEBODY GET HIM AWAY FROM ME" Eddy screamed.
[Stewie's interview]
"Seriously?! Why attack Eddy? These guys came back into our house with no common sense screaming about stuff that happened a week ago. Get over it, it's been done."
"Somebody get him away from me." Riley mocked Eddy. "Nigga, be tough, throw your fists up with yo bitch ass."
"I don't want to fight him." Said Eddy.
"Gee, I wonder why. Anyways, I see Stewie here is sitting here all quiet, and not doing anything. Speaking of which, how's Rupert doing?" Rallo asked Stewie.
"SHUT UP RALLO." Stewie shouted.
"OR WHAT?? Are you gonna try and jump me again?" Rallo asked, getting in Stewie's face.
"I'm not gonna waste my breath on you." He said.
"Well I hope you know how to spell this out." Said Rallo. He sung his own version of the song "abcdefu" by gayle.
"A,B,C,D,E,F,U and your mom and your sister and your dad and your football head and the way your voice sounds, fuck you and your show that I wish I wasn't on everything on it sucks and once again fuck off. Na na na na, na, na, na na, A,B,C,D,E,F,U." He sung to roast Stewie and his show and flipped him off.
"Yo, these kids are freaking tough." Wally whispered to Bobby and Kyle.
"They are super mad." Bobby whispered back.
"Man, these punk ass bitches, they're sitting here taking it? Seriously, I can't." Riley complained.
"Nobody's taking nothing. Eric made us..." Bart tries to explain his side of the story, but Riley quickly interrupted him by screaming at him and getting in his face.
"NIGGA, MADE YOU WHAT??? MADE YOU WHAT???" He shouted in anger.
They both are in a shouting match and Riley pushes Bart and made him fall. He was out of options and he fought back, Riley started strangling Bart in the same way that his father Homer Simpson do. The security guard had a separate them.
"This ain't over yet nigga, you'll see us again at the reunion." Riley said as he, Rallo and Huey are leaving.
[Rallo's interview]
"I'm over these bottom-of-the-barrel punk ass white trash mother fuckers. I'm saving the rest of my energy for the reunion, but it's not last they see of me."
"Now you guys got to meet those lovely individuals." Said Stewie.
"But how come you didn't fight them?" Bobby asked.
"Yeah, I don't get it, I thought y'all were badass cartoon bad boys." Said Wally.
"I think I wanna know too, Cartman," Kyle said, glaring at him.
"Ok Kyle. The reason why we didn't fight them is because we already fought them, and after they left, we put it behind us. We came on this show to have fun and being ourselves, and these guys were an embarrassment to us." Cartman explained.
"And that's your excuse?" Kyle asked.
[Wally's interview]
"After seeing my friends not standing up for their selves, it makes me realize that they were all talk and no bite."
"Why were they upset about?" Wally asked.
"It's because we destroyed their belongings." Said Stewie.
"Really?" Bobby asked.
"Destroy it how?" Kyle asked.
"We cut them up and pour bleach on them." Eddy explained.
"And that's why they got all riled up and threatening y'all?" He asked again.
"Well It's still their fault. We all was supposed to go see a movie and they left us." Cartman explained.
"Then why didn't you call a cab?" Kyle asked again.
"Wow, he's got a point there." Said Stewie.
"Because we thought they were gonna laugh at us for showing up last." Said Eddy.
"So what, just brush it off. What y'all did to their stuff was out of line. I completely understand what they did was wrong, and I understand what they did pissed y'all off, but in the right way, you can stand up for yourself without going to that base level. Said Kyle.
"Wow, you're absolutely right, Kyle." Said Stewie.
[Stewie's interview]
"Kyle is absolutely the smartest kid I've ever met, he's like a life coach that we never met."
[Cartman's interview]
"That night, we couldn't find anywhere to go in Hollywood, so we decided to have our own house party, since it's our last night in the house."
The boys ordered pizza, KFC, jawbreakers, soda, etc, they put on some music and enjoying themselves. Stewie felt a little kinky and decided to put cool whip all over Bobby's torso to lick it off. He also put sprinkles on him and two strawberries on Bobby's nipples and cherries to form a smile on his belly. Bobby was a little uncomfortable but Stewie let him wore a blindfold.
"Are you sure this is normal, Stewie?" Bobby asked.
"Of course, just pretend I'm your crush and relax." Said Stewie.
"Ok." Bobby said, smiling.
Stewie slowly licked some of the cool whip off, the boys stared and looked puzzled.
"Guys, that's Stewie, they do crazy shit on his show." Bart explained.
The last day, the boys woke up, some with disbelief that this is the last time they will see each other in the house. They started packing their belongings and go down stairs to remember their ups and downs they had together.
"I can't believe that this is our last time being here. I'm gonna miss this big beautiful house." Said Bobby.
"Me too, we've earned this, because we made it to the end." Said Cartman.
They left the house, and went to the Los Angeles airport. Bobby's flight to Arlen Texas is next to a departure. Bobby started tearing up. "Aw man, why me? Why do I had to be the first to go home?" He said while everyone hugged him.
After Bobby left, Wally's turn to go home. "Audios guys." He said while grabbing his luggage and walked to his flight.
It was Eddy's turn to go home. "Well see ya baddies later." He said as he left.
Stewie's flight to Qaohog Rhode Island was called and Stewie said his goodbyes.
"Well good luck guys, and Bart, I'm really glad we became friends again." He said and they hugged.
After Stewie left, Bart, Cartman and Kyle went their separate ways to their flight after saying their goodbyes.
[Kyle's interview]
"Being in the bad kids house was crazy and fun. I made some great friends, except Cartman of course. I don't mind doing it again." He said smiling.
The view of the boy's fun and crazy moments in the house.
I'm so sorry, this is how I can come up with the end of this chapter with them saying their goodbyes. Next chapter is the reunion.