The Reunion Part One
"THIS AIN'T NO MICKEY MOUSE CLUB, THIS IS THE BAD KIDS HOUSE, NIGGA!" Riley shouted.
"Tonight, on the Bad Kids go to Hollywood Reunion, ten rebellious cartoon bad kids are returning to Los Angeles to resolve some unfinished business." Said the host.
"Just because I came in the house happy, doesn't mean I'm lame." Said Bobby.
"You didn't say a word on my show for years, and now you're becoming the voice of a generation?" Stewie asked.
"I want you think about that being judging me." Said Rallo.
"You ran the house, congratulations, who cares." Kyle said, sarcastically.
"Just because we originally from Chicago, doesn't make us gangsters and thugs." Huey explained.
"Of course I'm the star, and it's me." Eddy said, cheering.
"Nigga, I'll fart in yo face again ten times harder and deadly." Said Riley.
"You made me go against these guys that I cared about." Said Bart.
"I'm not gonna apologize for what happened in the house." Said Cartman.
"Let's get it cracking." The host said.
Two hours earlier...
The limousine pulled up and Huey and Riley came out. They walked in the building and to their make up room where Rallo is waiting for them.
"Guys, you're here." Rallo said as he jumped up from the chair and hugged Riley and Huey.
"Sup my nigga." He said hugged Rallo.
"What's up Rallo, how you been?" Huey asked.
"I been good." Said Rallo.
"Did Stewie bothered you?" Huey asked again.
"No, but he's been giving me the stank eye, and flipping me off a few times. We live across the street from each other on spooner street. I was like "nigga, don't you have anything better to do?" I didn't say it to his face though." Rallo explained.
"That faggot is a bigger hater than Huey." Said Riley.
"I think fatass is gonna get the most beatings." Said Rallo.
"He's the one that manipulate and instigate everything." Said Huey.
"Of course he is, because I'm coming after him, football head, three hairs and fun shine." Riley said as he's cracking his knuckles.
"Fun shine?" Huey asked as he raised his eyebrow.
"I'm talking about Bart because he's yellow." Said Riley.
"Oh yeah." Rallo said, cracking up.
Meanwhile, a limousine pulled up and Bobby stepped out. He walked in the hotel lobby where he meets Kyle and Wally.
"Hey guys." Said Bobby.
"Hey Bobby." Said Wally and Kyle.
"Hey Kyle, where's Eric?" Bobby asked.
"He's in his own hotel room, probably plotting." Kyle answered.
"He's been plotting against me since I came in the house. But he's getting another thing coming at the reunion." Said Bobby.
"I knew I couldn't trust that guy when I met him." Said Wally.
"If he gets his ass kicked at the reunion, I'm not gonna have his back, I'm a sit back and watch." Said Kyle. "Guys, we gotta get to the reunion." He said as they got up and head to the reunion.
The reunion is about to start and the audience are waiting. When the host of this reunion came out, everyone applauded.
"What's up, everyone, I'm your host Mrs. Ayesha Alexander and I'm the one who wrote this fanfic and I brought it to life here. These cartoon kids took over Hollywood with some fun, drama, pranks, lean sipping, and face farting moments. Now they're here to resolve the issues they have with each other, please welcome the four originals and three replacements who made it to the end, Bobby Hill, Wallebee Beatles, Stewie Griffin, Bart Simpson, Eddy, Kyle broflovski, and Eric Cartman." She said as the audience applauded and the boys walked on stage.
"Hello gentlemen, welcome." She said as hugged and greeted them. Bobby, Wally, Kyle and Bart sat down on the couch on the left side and Cartman, Stewie and Eddy sat down on the right side. Ayesha sat between them on her black chair.
"First off, congratulations on making it to the end, guys." She said.
"Thanks." Said the boys.
"It's our pleasure." Said Stewie.
"How y'all been since the bad kids Hollywood show?" She asked.
"I told everyone at school about it and they all worshiped me." Said Cartman.
"...And then you ripped on them." Kyle added.
"So, they deserved it." He said.
"Bart, what about you?" She asked again.
"My parents were happy for me, not only better, they're here in the audience right now." He said
"Wait...your family is here?" She asked excitedly.
"My parents are here to. Hi mom, hi dad, hi Luanne." Bobby said as he waved at them.
"Oh wow, I see them. I also see Stewie's family, I see Cartman's mom, this turned into a family reunion."
"After, Wally and Bobby stepped in the house on the same day, new friendships were made immediately and there were lesser drama. Until Kyle showed up later and that made Cartman a little uncomfortable. Let's watch the clip, shall we."
[The flashback clip is shown on the monitor]
"Hello? Is anyone up?" Kyle called out.
"Eric who is that?" Bart asked.
"I don't know, it's probably Bobby." Cartman said as he got up to confront him.
"God dammit Bobby, shut up, people are trying to..." Cartman continued to say until he saw someone downstairs and he is beyond shocked to see who it was.
"Hello fatass." Said Kyle.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE KEELE?" Cartman shouted.
"I'm the replacement, fatass." Kyle argued back.
[Cartman's interview]
"Everything was getting better after we kicked out the gang bangers. And now things got worse again after that Jew walked in our house."
Kyle shook his head slightly at this.
"Hey Eric, do you wanna chill with us and Kyle in the arcade room?" Bobby asked.
Cartman took off his sunglasses to look at Bobby. "You're shitting me, right Bobby? He asked.
Where's Cartman?" Kyle asked.
"He's in the pool, he's been moody lately since you came in the house." Bobby replied.
"Guys, that's Cartman, he's the way he is, mostly with me." Said Kyle.
"Why's that?" Bart asked.
"Because I'm Jewish, he hates Jewish people." Kyle replied.
"Really?" Bart asked.
"Yup." Kyle replied.
"What's up dudes? Bobby, you got anymore of those pies? He asked.
"Yeah." Bobby replied.
"So who's winning?" Cartman asked. Everyone is except Bobby is ignoring him.
"It's close, but looks like Wally is about to win." Bobby answered.
"Bobby, can you get the cool hwip? Stewie asked.
"Stewie, you mean cool whip, right?" Kyle asked.
"Yeah that's what I said, cool hwip." He said.
The audience laughed at Stewie's cute comment.
"Ok, I'll get the cool hwip." Said Bobby.
"I got this." Said Cartman.
"Thanks Eric, but I asked Bobby to do it." Said Stewie.
[Cartman's interview]
"So I tried to be nice to everyone, but everyone except Bobby is giving me the cold shoulder. What's up with that?"
[The clip ended]
"Ooooooooo!" Said the audience.
"Wow, so Eric, why did you feel uncomfortable when Kyle arrived at the house?" Ayesha asked.
"Because I thought I was gonna be the only kid from South Park to come on the reality show. I thought I was more important than Kyle." Said Cartman.
"Nobody's important than nobody, Cartman." Kyle replied.
"At least I was the original cartoon cast, you're a replacement, replacements are less important." Cartman argued.
"We're all on the show too, fatass." Kyle argued.
"Whoa whoa whoa, hold on, first off, who are you calling less important?" Wally asked angrily.
"I was talking about Kyle, Wally." Said Cartman.
"I was a replacement too." Said Wally.
"Yeah, So was I." Said Bobby.
"Eric, who do you think was the best replacement to you? And why?" Ayesha asked.
"Wally, he was cool, and Bobby was just...weird." He harshly explained.
"How am I weird?" Bobby asked.
"You're always happy and nice, and and on top of that, you were drinking pickle juice out of a pickle jar. Like who does that? That is so lame."
"Just because I came in the house happy, doesn't mean I'm lame." Bobby explained.
"You never proven your bad side."
So, he doesn't have to." Said Kyle.
"I'm just a different kind of bad, I'm kind of a lover and not a fighter." Bobby said as the audience applauded.
"You know what, he's absolutely right. He doesn't have to fight to be bad. Some bad kids just wanna have fun. Ok guys, I guess y'all got what to talk about out of the way, it's time to bring out the other boys. Before the replacements moved in the house, there were three African American bad boys who ran the house. This fanfic wouldn't have been entertaining to read if it weren't for those boys I'm about to bring out. Please welcome Rallo Tubbs, Riley Freeman and Huey Freeman." Ayesha said as the audience applauded.
"Oh boy." Stewie said quietly.
Rallo, Riley and Huey came out on stage.
Part two will be more intense, stay tuned.