The Reunion part two
Before the replacements moved in the house, there were three African American bad boys who ran the house. This fanfic wouldn't have been entertaining to read if it weren't for those boys I'm about to bring out. Please welcome Rallo Tubbs, Riley Freeman and Huey Freeman." Ayesha said as the audience applauded.
"Oh boy." Stewie said quietly.
Rallo, Riley and Huey came out on stage.
Huey is wearing a khaki short sleeve collared button down shirt, under that is a black shirt that says "black lives matter."
Rallo is wearing all black including a black shirt that also says "black lives matter."
Riley is wearing a shirt with a scull and two raffles that formed an X, and dark blue jeans.
"Hater number one, hater number two, hater number three, and hater number four." Said Riley, pointing at Bart, Eddy, Stewie and Eric.
"Hey guys." She said.
"Sup Mrs Ayesha, you lookin good." Said Rallo.
"Why thank you Rallo. I love your shirts, black lives do matter, thanks for spreading the word." She said as the audience applauded.
"How's it feel to see your enemies again for the third time?"
"They're still quiet as a Mouse." Said Rallo.
"Yeah niggas are too scared to look at us, especially three hairs over there, fun shine, football headed faggot in diapers, and wide load who was the schemer of all of this." Said Riley.
Cartman just sat there with his arms crossed and rolling his eyes.
"U got a problem you fat fuck?" He asked.
"Yeah, all you guys do is talk shit. Don't y'all have anything better to do?" Cartman asked.
"Oh shut up Eric, you and your friends destroyed our personal belongings. Yeah we left you, but it wasn't my idea." Said Huey.
"We was gonna let you come with us." Said Eddy.
"You're a fucking liar, I overheard you say that you was gonna leave us." Said Rallo.
"Hey, don't come at me Rallo, Eric's the one who said that." Said Eddy.
"Well you know what they say, the cameras never lie, lets see the real clip."
"Yeah, let's see." Said Huey.
[The clip is shown on the monitor]
"Guys, I just got off the phone, it was Louise Belcher from bob's burgers and she inviting us to see her movie tomorrow night at eight." Stewie said in excitement.
"Which theater?" Bart asked.
"She said it's at the dome pacific cinema." He answered.
"Cool, we're invited to see a movie." Bart said in excitement.
"Wait, is it just the four of us? Should we tell the guys upstairs?" Eddy asked.
"Fuck no, they don't deserve to go." Said Cartman.
Little do they know, Rallo was overhearing their conversation while getting some orange juice for Riley and Huey.
[Rallo's interview]
"They got invited to see a movie, but not us? That's bullshit."
They go downstairs and saw Huey, Riley and Rallo standing by the door.
"Are you guys trying to stop us from going to the movies?" Cartman asked.
"No, we're going to, we're just gonna sit somewhere where you won't be bothered by us." Said Huey.
"Oh ok, that's fair for us." He said.
[Riley's interview]
"Me, Rallo and Huey are always the last kids to get ready, but not this time, we have a little trick up our sleeve."
Riley saw the limo pulled and him Rallo and Huey quickly got inside, locked the doors and lied to the driver that everybody is in the limo. The limo drives off before either Bart, Stewie, Cartman and Eddy can get in.
The guys are standing outside, they are more than shocked and confused, they are super mad.
[Bart, Cartman, Stewie, and Eddy in the confessional room]
"This is the straw that broke the camels back. We are extremely over you guys pulling petty shit like that and be untouchable." Cartman said fuming.
"It's war time, they want war? Well we'll give it to em a trillion times harder." Said Bart.
Back at the house, the boys grabbed Huey, Riley and Rallo's belongings, clothes and shoes, they cut em up, they burn them and pour bleach on em, they put mustard, ketchup and hot sauce on them, they poke a hole on Riley's basketball and broke his chain. Stewie draw penises on their pictures and wrote "suck it!" on it.
The limo door opens and Huey, Riley and Rallo are beyond shocked to see their clothes all over the ground and destroyed.
"What the...who's clothes is that?" Rallo asked, shocked.
"Wait a minute, that's our clothes." Huey replied.
Huey walked pass Stewie and prepared to fight and protecting Rallo and his brother. Eddy ran up to Huey and grabbed his hair and started pulling, Riley and Rallo jump in to help, Bart tries to jump in but a bodyguard grabbed him, and another bodyguard tries to separate Eddy and Huey.
[Cartman's interview]
"Yes, this is the best revenge we've ever got. Our job is to hit these guys where it'll hurt them the most and it worked. I let my housemates did my dirty work and now I'm a sit there and let those gangsters self destruct."
Riley and Rallo went to the bathroom and saw Riley's broken chain and all their shoes in the bathtub covered in paint, condiments and human bodily fluids and waste. They became more angry than ever.
"AAAAGHHHHHHH, NOOOO, NO, FUCK NO, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DESTROYED MY SHIT." Rallo screamed.
"I WILL FUCK ALL Y'ALL BITCHES UP, I SWEAR TO GOD. STOP FUCKING TOUCHING ME." Riley shouted in frustration.
Rallo was lighting the bushes on fire with matches, the production crew stopped him before he could light the whole house on fire.
Riley is in the kitchen breaking almost all dishes and Rallo tipped over the whole refrigerator with his feet, and Huey smashed the tv screen with a baseball bat in the arcade room.
"Ok guys listen, because of the destruction of the house, and threatening the kids and the production crew, you guys have to leave the show. So we need y'all to pack your belongings and go home." Said the police officer.
[End of clip]
"Awwwwww." Said the audience.
"These kids done gone crazy, Peggy." Said Hank Hill.
"This is an outrage." Robert Freeman said, angrily.
Kyle, Wally and Bobby are shocked after seeing the clip.
"Wow, ok guys, that went too far. Do y'all feel bad about what y'all did? Especially you Eric since it was your idea." Ayesha asked.
"No, I think it's the sweetest revenge we've ever done. What's done is done." Said Eric.
"You're an asshole." Said Wally.
"I know right." Said Kyle.
"They were the biggest assholes Wally. They drugged us, they threatened us and they gang raped me in my bed."
"WHAT????" Huey, Riley and Rallo shouted.
"OH SHUT THE FUCK UP ERIC." Bart shouted. "I'm so sick of your god damn lies, and I'm so sick of you playing the victim against them." He said as he stood up.
"Guys, the truth is that I never ever had a problem with y'all, he made us go against y'all. Huey, you were right, we were manipulated by him, and again I'm sorry I destroyed your clothes, The reason I signed up for the show is to have fun, make friends and...be me, not to manipulate and instigate people." He said.
"Wow." Lisa said in shock. She stood up and applauded for her brother. Homer and marge and the rest of the audience also stood and applauded. Cartman glared at Bart.
"Oh, and the "gang rape" thing, the big baby had a nightmare, and it's on camera. Show the clip." He said, pointing at the monitor.
"Ok, there's a never before seen clip that was never aired on tv, let's see that clip." Said Ayesha.
Flashback of Cartman have a bad dream.
"No, no please, don't rape me Huey. I'm sorry, no leave my pants alone, please." He cried in his sleep.
Bart is woken from this and saw Cartman having a nightmare.
"Eric? Eric wake up. Dude wake up." He said.
Eric quickly wakes up screaming and panting.
"Did you had a bad dream?" Bart asked.
"Oh it was horrible Bart, I was being raped." He said panting.
"Oh my god, by who?" He asked.
"Huey. And his brother and Rallo just started laughing at me in this demonic voice with piercing red eyes." Eric sobbed.
Bart just looked at him puzzled for ten seconds.
"Ummmm, I'm pretty sure they won't do that to you in real life, Eric." Said Bart.
[End of clip]
Everyone in the audience except his mother started laughing at Eric, Even the kids were laughing at him. Huey was shocked and a little mortified.
"Aww man, that shit was funny." Riley said cracking up.
"Ok guys, I don't think this is funny." Said Ayesha.
"Ok Bart,I will say this, I'm sorry for strangling you like that, it's all that fat mother fucker's fault." Riley said, standing up and walking towards Cartman.
"Nigga, get the fuck up since you wanna run everything and scheme everyone like u bad. What's good?" He said as he grabbed Eric's hair and started molly whooping him on the couch.
"OH, OH SHIT, OH!" Ayesha shouted.
Reunion part 3 is coming some next month after my break.
