Here's the final chapter y'all! :D
Stewie ran off stage crying.
"I gotta go check on Stewie." Brian whispered to Lois and Peter.
"Damn Rallo, you told him off good." Said Ayesha.
"And he deserves to cry like a little baby bitch that he is." Riley said coldly.
"That's really cold, Riley."
"So? That's little basterd punch me in the nuts, I was in a lot of pain. I wanna fuck him up, but I didn't, instead, I destroyed all his precious shit."
Meanwhile, Stewie is in his dresser room still crying when Brian walked in.
"Hey buddy, are you ok?" Brian asked with concern.
"Oh he's right, Brian, Rallo is right about me. I did a lot of horrible and idiotic things that I can't take back. I don't feel like I'm human, I-I feel like a monster."
"Don't talk about yourself that way, everyone makes mistakes. Said Brian.
"And he's right about me being jealous, l never realized I was jealous of him until now. I mean look at him, he can sing, he can dance, he can rap, he's funny, he's good with ladies, and he has more friends than I have and everyone loved him. And look at me, I can't compare to that."
"Stewie, you done amazing things too, you build a time machine to travel back in time, you can sing so amazingly, and you're really smart."
"Oh, I guess I never thought about that."
"Are you gonna be ok going back on stage?"
"I think so, and there's also something I need to do." He said as he walked back on stage.
"Hey Stewie, are you ok?" Ayesha asked.
"Yeah I, I just...I just wanna talk to Rallo."
"Ok!"
Stewie faced Rallo. "Rallo...I'm sorry." He said as Rallo's angry expression faded. "I'm sorry I treated you horribly, and most of all, I'm sorry I called you a boondocks rip-off. And you were right about me, I was jealous of you, you can sing and dance really good. I couldn't do what you do, I'm all about science and technology, and...you're all about...being cool."
"Nigga, u sound so stupid as hell, you really think Rallo is gonna forgi..."
"I forgive you!" Rallo said to Stewie. Riley looked at him in shock.
"Nigga is you serious? This mother fucker disrespected you, he destroyed your clothes, and tried to jump you, and you forgave him?" He asked, confused.
"I don't hold grudges like that, Riley." Said Rallo.
"Oh, so he's your new best friend now?"
"Of course not, you're my only best friend." Rallo said, smiling and putting a hand on Riley's arm.
"I can't believe you." Riley said as he jerked his arm away from Rallo, shook his head and walked off stage.
"Riley?!" Huey called him.
"Riley, what's wrong?" Ayesha asked.
Riley didn't listen as he stormed off angrily. Huey and Rallo follows him.
"See? This is why we can't get along with Riley cuz he got issues." Said Cartman.
"Let's give him a minute to cool off. She said.
Meanwhile in the dressing room...
"FUCK YOU RALLO, YOU'S A BACK STABBER!" Riley screamed.
"I'm sorry Riley, what else do you want me to do?" Rallo asked while crying.
"Riley stop it! Why are you mad at Rallo? This is between him and Stewie, it's not like he's replace you." Said Huey.
"Yeah!" Rallo added.
"Stewie is a jealous hater, he called him a boondocks rip-off, and to my shock, he walked away and took it like a little bitch. Rallo, I thought you was a tough little nigga that don't take shit from nobody. You was that Rallo on your show and I fuckin loved you for it, but then your show got canceled and you're on family guy and...you became...nonexistent."
"I know, I already explained it to you at the house. When my stepfather Cleveland moved us back to Qaohog, I was feeling really down because my show was over, I just...I just didn't want to cause a scene. Rallo said, looking down.
"Rallo, your show maybe canceled, but that doesn't mean you're canceled. You still have fans and a family that loves you." Said Huey.
Rallo looked up at Huey. "Wow, I almost forgot about my fans." He said.
"But they didn't forget about you." Said Huey.
Rallo smiled and hugged Huey. "Thanks man, it means a lot." Rallo realize that Huey didn't hug him back. "Aye man, where's the love at?" He asked him. Huey sighed and hugged Rallo back.
Riley unexpectedly hugs them both and broke down crying. "Aw man, I can't stay mad at you Rallo, you're my nigga, even though we came from different tv shows and networks. I love you, little brother." He said while crying.
"Are you guys ready to come back on stage?" Said the camera man.
"Yeah, we're coming. We're just having a non-gay black brotherly moment." Rallo said as he, Huey and Riley walked back on stage.
"Hey guys, is everything ok?" Ayesha asked.
"Yeah, we coo now." Said Rallo.
"Ok good. I was about to ask Kyle, Bobby and Wally if they wish to get to know y'all."
"Huey, I like how you represented African Americans. And what happened to y'all in the house was fucked up thanks to Cartman." Kyle said, glaring at Cartman. If I was there, I could've stopped it."
"Me too! I be like "put em up, put em up!" Wally said as he's swinging his fists. "Cuz I maybe small, but I ain't scared of no...body. Riley, Rallo, we should hang sometimes."
"Sure thing, man!" Said Rallo.
"I'm down with that." Said Riley.
"Thanks Kyle! And Speaking of that, there's one last thing I gotta say to Cartman." Huey said as he got out the apron, puts it on and got out a whole bottle of Clorox beach.
"Um, what's with the the bottle of bleach?" She asked.
"Ayesha, you don't know what it's like to come home and open a suitcase and all you see is your favorite clothes, shoes and other personal items destroyed, burned, cut-up, bleached, and absorbed in non-washable paint, urine and shit. The same clothes that our late parents gave to me and Riley." Huey said as he continued. He got up with the bleach in his hand. "So I got this bleach for Eric, Stewie, Eddy and Bart. But since Bart apologized and Stewie apologized to Rallo and Eddy's being quiet and irrelevant, I don't have beef with them anymore. And now my beef is with only Eric Cartman."
"Oh!"
"So I think now is the best time to move out the way if you don't want your clothes to get ruined like ours did." Huey suggested.
"Yeah that's a good idea cuz I don't play that." She said as she quickly got up. Stewie and Eddy also got out of the way.
Huey throw the bleach all over Cartman and then started punching him. Cartman try's to fight back, but he's no match for a ten year old domestic terrorist who is professionally martial arts trained. The audience was shocked.
"ERIC!" Liane Cartman.
"Holy shit!" Wally shouted.
"Yeah Huey!" Said Rallo:
"Whoop dat ass Huey." Said Riley.
It took a while before the security guards break them apart. Huey is out of breath and he took off his bleach soaked apron to sit down.
"Ok...is everyone settled down now?"
"Hold on Mrs Ayesha, I got something for that fat fuck too." Rallo said as he took out a bottle of mustard and squirt it all over Cartman. The audience became more shocked than ever. Rallo launched at Cartman and started punching him. Rallo maybe small, but he can also pack a punch.
"YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH RALLO! YE-YEAH NIGGAH!" Riley cheered.
The security guard pulled Rallo off and cleaned up the bleach.
"Wow, you kids are ruthless, this is why I love being the host of the first bad kids Hollywood reunion. When it comes to bad kids, there were drama and backstab. But there were also good times in the house. Let's watch the clips."
"Guys, this isn't about what tv show we're from, this isn't about what network we're from, this is about us." Cartman said encouraging them. "YEAH" the boys shouted in excitement. The clips are showing the kids in the house playing video games and playing basketball, riding the rides at Disneyland, sipping on sizzurp acting crazy, relaxing and playing in the pool, playing laser tag, eating candy they stole, and Cartman posing a toast to celebrate being on the bad kids. "Guys, cheers to us baddest cartoon kids in cartoon history taking over Hollywood." Cartman said holding a can of Pepsi. "Cheers!" They all said.
I'm finally done y'all. There will be a sequel to this, it's called Bad Kids go to Miami. There will be eight cartoon kids in this and you would have to guess who they are. Well, it's a wrap for Bad Kids go to Hollywood Cartoon edition, thanks for sticking around my loyal viewers. :D
P.s. Who do think was the baddest cartoon kid? Who is the funniest? Who ran the house? Who was more relevant or irrelevant? Please comment. : D