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Wally had a long chat with his girlfriend on the phone at home with the stupidest grin ever.
His grin continued when he saw Black Carvery, the combat instructor for the team.
Blond hair, blue eyes and all kinds of fine.
Then he got his ass handed to him as Zeke ate popcorn.
A crush can only cover so much when the person is body slamming you like a bean bag and everybody was doing better then you.
Not only did Black Carnary show up but Martian Manhunter too, he was in charge of the mental training putting the team in different scenarios.
He had no idea he had become a better teacher then the person who trained ladybug and Cat Noor.
It was just obvious to have people mentally prepare for the horrors of the big scary world.
This world was far from perfect despite the perfect looking scenery.
The sharper their instincts become, the more likely they are to stay alive.
They also needed to handle high levels of stress around them.
There was going to be a lot of fresh faced civilians who were experiencing the horrors of the world for the first time and they needed to be strong.
However, he we careful not to suck the joy out of the team, they went on trips and even went round each other houses.
Wally enjoyed going to his team mates houses because they all had something to bring to the table.
And then they were given permission for Wally to do a live interview for the team, the guy hyped it up on social media.
The school talked about it because they wanted to find out more about the member they were crushing on.
His biggest audience yet tuned in as he said. "Hello world, this Kid Flash and you are currently seeing my teams secret hideout. And no, were not going to go touring. We know what you want"
And people pursed their lips.
He said. "So I've heard my fans so here it is. Let's go visit Tigress"
And then the camera followed him through a steal door that opened and they saw weapons galore and in the middle of it all was Artemis in her green crop top and lower half.
People could see her amazing abs.
She turned around and male fan base said. "Hello"
She said. "Oh, you're here. I'm Tigress, I prefer long distance attacks but I can kick your ass short distance too"
With that body. Where do you want us to lay down? Thought the simping male fanbase.
Wally said. "She is also my girlfriend" going to kiss her and Artemis kissed him back.
The kiss was a slap to viewers.
You could feel the horde of males typing death threats in the comment section.
Of course, the dude worked fast with this chick.
He said. "See you around, babe" ignoring the feeling of hatred directed at him.
He then turned to the camera and said. "Now, let's see what Robin is up to"
And then they went to the next room and the viewers got to see that it was the youngest looking member in his hero mask and costume.
He said. "Everybody, this is Robin. He'e the tech expert"
And Robin said. "And I am also incredibly famous, rich, good looking, talented beyond my years and have the nicest pair of buns on the whole team"
Everybody looked at him.
He seem to sense the reaction and said. "Not doing it for you guys, huh? Why is everybody either overwhelmed or underwelmed? Why isn't anybody just whelmed?"
And viewers blinked.
That was an interesting saying.
Wally said. "But the rich and famous part is entirely truly. You all probably seen his face at least once in your life"
And all the viewers were wide eyed.
Robin said. "Dude, don't give them a clue to who I am. If the press found out I was with you guys, I would never be able to sneak away. You don't know what its like. You wake up every morning pretending not to see your security crew escorting your latest line of stalker into a police car"
And the viewers face turned commercial.
Who was he to the world?
They would love to know his real name.
He said. "Well, see you Robin" and then they turned around while everybody was still wondering about the other.
Wally came out of the room and said. "Now, a lot of you have been asking why some team members get to expose their face and some don't. Well, I'm about to answer that question right now. Those three that go maskless are a whole different kind of special. I'm about to introduce you to the leader who I'm everybody will be interested to know about"
And then je went down the hall to the next room and the door opened and they entered.
They saw a white training room and in it was Aqualad with water swords and tats glowing in an epic, one on one fight, with a robot.
He finished it off with a slice through the middle.
The coolness! Thought the gushing viewers.
The guy rose his head and turned around and said. "Kid Flash, when did you come in?"
Wally said. "Just now"
It was time for the girls to crush and they did.
He said. "Want to do an interview?"
Aqualad thought about it and said. "I do not mind"
Hes so formal. Is he a noble? Everybody thought including the adults.
His upbringing was clearly high class and girls love the rich pretty dude.
The guy then said. "My name Hero name is Aqualad. However my actually name is Kaldur'ham or Kaldur for short." Then he dropped a bombshell on them as he said.
"I am an Athlanian"
And just like that the whole world became silent.
The viewers were following him until he said the last part.
Did he just say he was an Athlian? One of the people from the missing city of Athlatis?
Then he transformed and showed the world his true body.
It was so slender, his neck was wider, his gills a lot more prospects, he was so unnatural looking, there was fins growing out of his legs.
Everybody opened their mouths seeing him now.
However, it could be a superpower. The world thought.
They were going to need more proof then that.
Aqualad said. "This is who I really am. I don't care if you dont believe me." Everybody face changed. "I am not here to seek public approval. I know what I am. I know who raised me. You people go home to a house on the surface, I return home to a house in the ocean. The Aqualad name isn't just a name for my people. Its given to the one who stands beside the king who is also a superhero. However, one day, his Royal duties will take over and its up to the Aqualad, to step up and be the bridge between the two worlds."
Everybody opened their mouths.
He then said. "You are free to express your opinion but I will not back down from mine. There is nothing shameful about what I am.
I will gladly walk through your streets with my face on display. I will gladly take your medical exams. I will gladly walk through an X-ray machine. When I stand. I do not represent your people. I represent mine"
And they had never been a more profound silence going on.
They had never met somebody so well-spoken, so young, so sure of himself.
This is why he was the leader, his presence was huge and couldn't help but relay on him.
With a leader like this, who wouldn't follow?
Many would love to just talk to him in a room, see his opinion on things, pick his brain part.
Wally said. "Well, thanks for talking to us Aqualad"
He said. "No problem, Kid Flash" he smiled and girls wanted to jump him.
Then they left and Wally said. "Now, the next room is what is going to change the way you see the world entirely"
And then he entered another room and it was just Miss Martian happily baking, while Superboy sat in a chair next to a badass looking giant white wolf and some kind of metal Sapphire.
There was a lot to unpack for the viewers, here.
The camera turned to Megan and she said with a sparkling smile. "Hi, Kid Flash. Want to taste some of my bakes?"
And everybody was wide eyed.
She said, coninue to be peppy. "oh, I see your recording. You can call me, Miss Martian. I just finished baking none fat blueberry muffins." Everybody face changed. "Lemon cream pie. Macroons and oh and before I forget, Strawberry sherbet. My Uncle always said, the best way to make friends is through their stomach"
My future wife. So many guys thought.
They had met an angel.
They hadn't judged wrong from the videos of her.
Wally said. "I'll take some. " taking a taste of a Macroon and saying. "This is really good"
She can bake...so many people thought.
Wally then said. "Now here is something that is going to change your whole world. Megan here is actually not a human being. She's actually from the planet Mars and Superboy was born on Earth but his DNA is from the planet Kyrpton. I'm the only fully human in this room"
And suddenly everybody became silent again as he just said they were aliens.
Athlatian was one thing but Ali-
And then Megan transformed into a white creature straight out of a horror movie, before their very eyes.
It had white skin, long limbs, and a hunchback.
Viewers freaked the hell out.
It walked passed Wally and to the camera and turned towards it.
People shut up, nobody dared to speak.
Nobody dared to breath.
Then it walked back and transformed into the cute girl they had seen before.
However, everybody had seen what she really looked like and looked at her wairly.
They believe her now.
She ignored it and said, cheerfully. "So my hero name is Miss Martian and I'm from Mars. In human years, I'm 86 years old but in Martian years I'm a teenager."
And everybody jaw dropped.
86 years old in human years!?
Suddenly the old dudes in the crowd crane their necks.
She said. "As you can imagine, trying to date somebody or form a friendship is a lot harder for me then most because I know how fast you people age"
Omph.
They were trying to look younger! Thought many people crying on the inside, especially the girls.
She said. "Now, onto why I'm here. You see, Mars just wasn't the right fit for me. Earth is just way better. "
She then said. "Don't get me wrong, Mars is actually a very beautiful planet once you get passed the mind illusion and defences, we set up"
And the viewers opened their mouths all together.
What's this about a mind illusion?
Defences?
She said. "Oh, yeah, you guys are probably confused. You see, Martians are the king when it comes to telekesis. We can disguise and erase ourselves from your mind quiet easily. Where do you think, you guys got the idea for aliens from? This isn't the first time a Martian has been here."
And everybody watching exploded.
What!?
Then they all saw it.
The hands.
The telekensis.
The monster images that they portray in horror movies.
She said, glossing over their horrific realisation. "You people can go to Mars if you find a Martian to make a hole and help your mind adjust to the telekensis there. You guys are going to love the new world. Martians are even more curious about you then you are of them. I'm pretty sure they would even throw yoh a huge welcome party with lots of presents"
Oh?
The viewers wanted to go.
She said. "You guys just need to find a Martian that would take you. I reccomand finding my Uncle John, he's how I got to Earth"
Her uncle? But what about you? Thought the viewers.
Wasn't she an alien before their eyes?
She said. "I know what your thinking, why can't I take you? Well, your experience would be ruined if I take you"
And everybody face changed.
She said. "The reason I left Mars is because Mars doesn't really like White Martians"
Silence.
She said. "Let me put it this way. Mars is advanced in many things but on this topic, we are so backwards that it's not that shocking that White Martians are the strangest mentally"
And everybody opened their mouth.
She said. "So you guys go with a nice respectable green skinned Martian. You guys aren't going to have much fun if your seen with somebody like me"
And the viewers had never become so silent before.
She said. "I know what your thinking and yeah, that's the reason why I left. For me, l will never been able to enjoy the planet I was born on. So I moved to another"
And everybody opened there mouth.
She said. " That's why, thank you"
Everybody face changed.
She said. "You guys have many problems. Sure. But being here, I will always be able to find people who will give me a chance. And sure, I know many of you will be scared but I also know that some of you don't mind that monster element. I've been on the Internet."
And dudes, especially Asian guys blushed, when they heard that last part.
She said."So even though you, didn't know what I was. Thanks for being such amazing people"
She then morphed into a two ponytail green skinned Megan in a skippy cheerleading outfit that said 'Human race'
She yelled, preppy. "Go human race!"
And so many people blushed.
She then winked and said. "And yes. I can transform into any girl you like, including Wifus"
She then transformed into a well know Anime girl and began speaking in the exact girls super cute voice.
Best girl! Thought so many guys instantly.
She then changed back and said. "Although, I'm not quiet advanced enough to do males yet. I always turn my gender. Watch. "
And then she transformed into female Jaggered Stone.
The viewers exploded when they realised who she was.
She tried Supermodel Adrien Agreste, only to turn into a female version of him complete with the male clothes.
She was shaking the viewers.
She tried to do the boys father, but the world ended up seeing Gabriel Agreste as a lady.
Miss Martian was going to be on world wide news.
She changed back and said. "As you can see, I can't quiet change gender just yet. But one day, I'll get there."
Then she said. "So, if there are any ladies who want a day off..." she winked.
Hearing the implication, suddenly a lot of the female population liked her, while everybody else was horrified.
She then said. "Superboy. You're up!"
The camera turned to the hot dude, that was on a lot of girls walls lately.
His personality would make or break it for them.
The guy said. "I'm going to give you the short version. I am a lab grown, half human and half Kryptoian. My human dad found alien DNA and created me in a tube as the originals clone. I was designed to be a weapon of War. Something not meant to think or feel, only to obey and get ride of his opponents"
The viewers shook.
What?
It got more interesting.
He said. "The team found me before I could reach the full height of my intended purpose and convinced me to help them escape. Fast forward 6 months. I'm now here, having bonded with mutated Wolf and a Alien sphere. I'm still getting use to being viewed as a person. And yes, I did meet the person who I got my alien DNA from. He didn't take me well when he saw me"
And everybody face changed.
Or course.
Some dude took his DNA and now he is being sandle with a child.
He said. "My alien dad is an amazing person in not just physical ability but personality as well. He's easily the guy anybody would be proud to be related to. He is also the guy who runs whenever he sees me"
And it started off strong, before they all heard that last part and became quiet.
He said. "So there you have it. My origin is messed up. My parentage is messed up. Both of my parents can't stand each other. I could die at any moment from being a clone and the only good thing I have in my life is that I was given the freedom to choose where I'll die."
Silence.
Jesus.
No wonder his isn't smiling.
They had never met a person who was so hot and yet, could drop dead at any moment.
Imagine looking like he does and just having such a terrible reason to be alive.
Megan, reading the sympathy said. "Don't worry you guys. I give him lots of love" she walked up to him, wrapped her arm around him and kissed him on the cheek.
The two of them are dating! Thought the viewers.
But before the anger could come, a lot of the viewers realised it made sense, since both of them didn't come from the best environment and a guy like Superboy wouldn't care if he made out with tenticle mouths.
Why roll the dice on wither your partner truly acceps you, when there is somebody who is in the same boat just nearby?
Neither of them had any reason to call Area 51 on each other and both of them probably probe each other in their sleep.
They were perfect for each other.
People made their peace.
However, some people who were attracted to certain sides of them, wished for their downfall in the comments section or promised to stalk them until they were less hot and unique.
The news was going to have a field day with them.
And Wally said. "And that's my cue to leave" having been quiet and respectful to them.
He then walked out and said, once the coast was clear. "Didn't I tell you? My team will blow your mind. And thus, concludes another entry into the awesome stuff, that you guys didn't know about. Next time, you'll get to met the two adults living in the base. Black Carnary and Red Tarando"
And you could feel the viewers mouths open.
He said. "This is Kid Flash, signing off. Peace"
And then he ended.
He ended it and the world's freak out had only just begun.