Nimbus:
"Some mother you are!" Was the last thing you heard before you blacked out.
Nova:
"SHE DID WHAT?!?!?!?"
You kissed an unconscious Nimbus, and she slapped you and opened her eyes.
"OH NOVA I'M SO SORRY!"
"Why would you feel the need to slap me? Is there someone out there shreading harrassment lawsuits?" You felt your hands shake.
"No just a reflex sorry!"
"It's fine it was kind of hot."
"What's happening?" You heard someone in the corner say.
"Oh yeah, maybe the reason I'm passed out in a jail cell is because someone told me I was a bad mother to that kid over there." They came out of the corner, they looked like a normal Namekian kid, but had green hair like Nimbus.
"This is my son...Nimbus...and coughing up an egg is more painful than I looks."
"So how come we haven't seen you around?"
"Kai training." He said and looked at the ground.
"Hey, what's with the long face."
"It's my fault she's in here..."
"No baby, it's not, I've just been spending too much time with Saiyans."
"Wait...is this Nova, it makes since why she tried to kiss you know."
"Wait how do you know about me?"
"Telepathic communications you didn't know where there."
"That little sneak!"
"I'm not that small."She said and giggled.
"And there goes the sleeping drugs."
"So are you ready?"
"Ready for what?"
"Ready to meat your siblings?" He gave you a terrified look, "So you're ready but have your doubts." He just smiled and looked at the ground, "Hey it's okay this is a lot to take in."
"Oh not that!"
"What then?"
"I'm busy trying to...figure out things..." Oh...
"Oh sweetie Saiyan's don't care, and Piccolo won't either."
"You look so much like a human I can't amagine you tearing people's throats out."
"I don't act like a human that's for sure."
"And mom by the way...I did see that." He said face getting purple.
"Damnit I'll kill 'em." She said slightly slurred.
"Hey I love that you stuck up for yourselves but next time leave to crime to our children okay?"
"Okay babe." She said and giggled, "My hand is big." She looked sad.
"Hey what's wrong?"
"I don't know what light tastes like I'm sorry Nova!" She looked about like she was going to cry when she looked at you. You carried her behind her back.
"Speaking of crime, how'd the buring go?"
"That's something you have to ask, them."
"It's got to have been a big deal because it's still being talked about after two years since it happened!"
"And they'll drag you into something like that whether you run screaming for not!" You IT'd out if there, "Also I could go to jail for stealing you guys so...yeah..."
"THIS HOUSE IS HUGE!!!"
"Make yourself comfy, talk to people, stay secluded in the closet until dinner, whatever you want."
"Was that a gay joke?" You seen his exasperated awe.
"No, we literally hide in closets in this house, but it's best not to go in ours." You seen a Nimbus like smile.
"I'll bet! I don't want to go in there either!"
"You'll fit along well here if you keep doing this instead of, whatever that was!"
"I agree!" That dark voice, sexy dark velvet voice.
"Hi honey!" Nimbus said when she heard him.
"Yeah, try not to do that again, I almost lost my shit when I seen them tranqulise and drug you."
"I'll try...no promises though..."
"If you can't I won't either."
"And can I if someone pisses me off?" Other Nimbus said, we needed a different name.
"Sure N, I'm not attached to any of these humans, but only if they deserve it got it?" Thank you Piccolo for unnecessarily reading your mind.
"Sure!"
"Screw non violence we welcome it with open arms!" Nimbus said excitedly, "And our kids start fires!"
"Okay, time for mom to go night night, after you started staring at the light, light!" You all laughed at N's remark, man this is going to be fun with him around. Piccolo put his arm on his shoulder.
"Whatever happens with whatever your doing right now, I just want you to know I'll support you, and I'm going to shut up before I make a bigger ass out of myself."
"Thanks...Dad..."
"You belong with us now, and we won't let you go because your so adorable."
"Mom..." Then you heard the steps that reminded you of Jurassic Park.
"Hi, we're you siblings! What's it like being the son of a god? Are you powerful? What are you part of the dragon clan or the warrior clan? Are you hungery? I am! Also do Namekian's eat? Dad can but do they have normalish diegestive systems? We beard you were gay, and that's pretty cool! Have you found a mate yet, and have you reached Namekian Pubert?"
"You done?"
"We...would...ask...more...questions...but...we...can't...breath...anymore..." They said panting inbetween breaths. Piccolo just laughed and rubbed all three of their heads.
"So N how old are you?"
"Ten in two months I'll be eleven."
"Hey Piccolo's birthday is in a few months."
"THAT'S THE DAY I CONCERED EARTH THREATED AND KILL EVERYONE BEING ON THAT PLANET ON THAT DAY EVERY YEAR!!!"
"That's the best year in the world!"
"Yeah we'll give you birthday cuddles!"
As much as that sounds nice I want normal cuddles.
I think she meant sex Pic
What made you two assume it wasn't both, and Piccolo your smart what does light taste like.
"And with that thought it's time for bed!"
You heard the scariest words in the history of parenhood, "Moms, Dad, what's sex?"