Nova:
Vegeta came FUCKING RUNNING into the house.
"Can't you knock first?" All of your tiny little family said at the same time, you all stared wide eyed at each other and smiled.
"Your children have been giving wrong information to Trunks!"
"You didn't tell them that bananas have edible radiation again did you?" You said to the twins.
"You know as much as we do that they do."
"WHAT!!!"
"I thought we said that so they'd stop buying so many of them online?" Piccolo said eyes widened in fear.
"What?" Nimbus and N had the same look as him.
"It didn't take long for them to learn how to use a computer."
"In our defense, we were looking for strawberries."
"Hey where'd Vegeta go?"
Vegeta:
You currently trying to get rid of all of the bananas in your house.
Francsis:
"So you gave your children the talk." You said.
"Oh great...more people telling us how we should rise our children."
"No not that, it's that your totally wrong!"
"What do you mean?"
"You said-"
"THAT IT'S SOMETHING YOU HAVE WITH A SPECIAL SOMEONE!!!" Karma said as she Kool-Aid maned her way into our house.
"I wouldn't want to be that door..." Goku said from the counter.
"WHEN DID YOU GET THERE!!!!"
"I was here the whole time, and I agree with Francsis!"
"HE HASN'T EVEN SAID ANYTHING DUMBASS!!!!" Vegeta said and held Karma in the air so he wouldn't run into her.
"Really wouldn't want to be that door."
"We said don't go whoring it up like Karma." Nova said.
If she didn't I wouldn't have met her... Vegeta mind said to nosy friends.
"Why is that somewhat cute?" Nimbus said.
"I know right beautifully cute!" A voice you didn't recognize said. It was a man's voice.
You seen five different emotions go over Piccolo's face in five seconds.
Piccolo:
Hey guys...
Yeah...
Not to worry you but...I might be pulling a Francsis...
You seen Nova smirk, she's okay with another person in this...pack...
We're definitely calling it that now.
"Hey you have any kids?" Everyone tooked at the stare down between a sexy hermaphrodite and a hot stranger you wouldn't mind crushing your skull.
I broke you didn't I? Nova said although she didn't look sorry.
What would you do then?
"Uhhh guys?"
"WHAT!!!" You then remembered the staredown. And paid attention to that instead of your problems.
And that's what I'd do Kami you loved this woman.
"Maybe what's it to you?"
"They could join us!" The twin terrors said in the back.
"He's not mine I just say that but , he hates his biological parents, and has violent tendancies which, I florish because he's pretty decent with normal the basics of fighting." You all stared at the man you would gladly let impregnate you if he could.
Let's see how you like labor buddy! They both said, something about their tone...
"Why'd you cave?" Karma asked, finally someone your not attracted to.
"I've seen those children, I know what they can do..." You watched your new husband look embarrassed...damn it...
"You're obviously here for a reason so spill it." Nimbus said cooly.
"Look who just got hotter."
"Piccolo."
"WE ALL FIGURED THAT MUCH JUST EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!!!" The people that don't live here just sat on the couch, got some tea and popcorn and decided to sit on the couch with it.
"I'm gay and very attracted to Piccolo, but I haven't shot Nimbus down yet..."
What if I had a strap on?
Awww is Princess being left out... Nimbus has been getting bold all of a sudden...you liked it.
"...Nova's the only woman I've considered because they love her a lot..."
"YESSS! I'M SPECIAL!"
"...And don't think I couldn't hear your thoughts about me." You walked away and started to find the knife drawer...but before that the crazy hot asshole transported you four to a place you've never seen before. It was beautiful there were flowers and trees and well...all kinds over beautiful scenery.
"Welcome to Hell guys."