Author's Note: If I ever turn this fanfic into a comic, here are a list of artists (other than myself) that I would like to do the art: Lamar Wells, Tracy Yardley, Adam Bryce Thomas, Bengus, Mark Bagley, Ben Bates, Patrick Spaziante, Steven Butler, and Toru Nakayama. Those are just a few to name, but if I had to choose one, I would choose Ben Bates as much as I feel that his art would fit this universe compared to the other artists.
This chapter is yet another slow buildup for what is to come in the next chapter since I kinda half-assed things (LMAO RIP). I promise you the next chapter is gonna be lit asf! I am slowly warming up and planning on making this into a more action packed fanfic opposed to the slow slice of life feel. As much as I want to keep the laid back feel, I want to make this story more fun to read. Kind of like the Ultimate Spider-Man comics (Which I admit is one of my influences for this fanfic) and more Sonic-esque.
Overall I am impressed with my progress for this fic. 10 chapters so far? I am impressed with myself for sticking it out, but I digress. If you guys don't know about Inner Mina, a manifestation of Mina's inner emotions and thoughts. I actually based her off of both Inner Sakura from Naruto and Yami Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh. I just randomly added it in, I guess I wanted to give her a unique twist.
Also, when I add anime style at the end of the sentence when a character or object does an action like in anime/manga, I just added that as a running gag for this story. Anyways, I hope you enjoy this chapter. Good reading my dawgs!
Disclaimer: Sonic the hedgehog and other characters belongs to SEGA and their respective owners. PLZ DON'T SUE ME!
SEASON 1 EPISODE 10
The Soda Can
-Welcome to the fanfiction world of Sonic the hedgehog. A world unique and far different from what you know from the SEGA games and official publications. Where our focus is on a two-tailed fox named Miles "Tails" Prower.-
-The Egg Base-
MUSIC: [Sonic X Music: Eggman's Theme]
Eggman, Eggette, and Metal Sonic are shown standing together as they look up at something.
"Yes... YES! AHAHAHAHA!" Eggman laughs happily as he spreads his arms out. "It is complete!"
"Wow dad! We finished this in a few days. This is so cool!" said Eggette as she jumps in joy.
What they celebrated was a ship that they've finished building. The Egg Fort, A.K.A. the E-40 Egg Fortress. The Egg Fortress was a purple colored ship, designed with a trio of massive drills, one on the prow and two on the wings. It had a retractable bridge and three gigantic rocket engines, armed with a battery of flak cannons along with missile launchers. The Egg Fort was a step-up from the Egg Carrier, a legacy ship at that!
A army of Egg Pawns stood behind the three, for miles to see. The rotund man turns around to the thousands of robot soldiers and grins.
"Now my robot army. Are you ready for the grand return of the Eggman and his Eggman Empire?!" his glasses gleams.
The Egg Pawns raised their fists and cheered with loud beeps and boops sounds.
"ALRIGHT! LET'S GO!" jumped the bushy haired girl as she cheered for her father while Metal Sonic just stood there with no emotion.
Eggman smiles. "Now then, let's go and show the world and that blasted hedgehog that the Eggman isn't dead like everyone believes."
[Music Stops]
-Mobotropolis High School Yard-
Sonic, Sally, Julie-Su, Bunnie, and Nicole all looked in shocked at what they were seeing while Bean was playing with a shiny coin he found on the ground.
"What in the world?! Ch-Chaos?!" Sonic's mouth open as a teardrop was on the side of his head, anime style.
"Ain't that the creature that destroyed Station Square and nearly wiped out the whole dang planet?" asked Julie-Su as she gulped as her legs were shaking in fear.
The camera pans from Chaos' feet as it shows him wearing Nike Air More Uptempo '96 'Varsity Red & Black & White sneakers. Then his legs as it shows him wearing black jeans with small graffiti designs on it. Then it pans up to his torso as it shows him wearing a dark red sweatshirt with the SEGA logo on it. And last but not least, it panned up to Chaos' face and showed that he wore a black skullcap on his head. How it manages to fit his head and not reveal the large point on his head? I don't know. Maybe he squeezed the cap on and managed to fit it in.
Knuckles nods. "Yeah. In the flesh." he looks at Chaos. "... Or maybe... liquid gel?" he pokes Chaos' arm as it jiggles.
Julie-Su walks up to Tikal with her arms crossed and looks her up and down which makes Tikal feel uncomfortable. "Knuckles. WHO is she?" she squints at her sternly.
Bean pops in between them. "Oh her?" he boops Tikal's nose and looks at Julie-Su. "She's an echidna. But unlike YOU, she's an authentic character since was created by SEGA of Japan!" he leans forward at the pink female echidna. "And she appeared in the games. -ACK!"
The pink female echidna grabs Bean by the beak, scrunching it. "Keep talking all that smack and Imma show you an "authentic character"." she releases his beak.
Bean falls out but quickly gets up. "Aye aye captain!" he salutes with a scrunched up beak.
Knuckles resumes the conversation. "Oh. This chick is Tikal. I met her back in the day."
Nicole points at Tikal. "She looks like she could be your sister." Nicole then realizes what she said could probably be considered racist. "Ooh... that might've been racist... sorry."
The camera shows Tikal as she stands there and looks at the ground nervously. She kept her tiara on, the bandages on her dreads, and her gloves and bracelets. But now she was wearing a black crop top with spaghetti straps, with light blue bell bottom jeans with a Chanel belt, and black Converse Chuck Taylor All Star High Top sneakers.
Knuckles looks at Tikal and rubs his chin. "Shoot. I dunno. Are you my sister?"
Tikal shakes her head no. "That's not possible. I am only related to you because of the tribe."
"A tribe?" Nicole asks.
Sonic dashes between them and explains the details about who Tikal is and the events of Sonic Adventure to everyone since Knuckles doesn't remember much. "So... yeah. Tikal's really from the past, and she's a spirit who can turn into a ball of light."
Sally and Bunnie freaks out at the spirit part.
Bunnie's hair spikes up as she looks at Tikal in fear. "Oh mah stars! Yer a ghost?!" she hides behind Sally and peeps from behind her.
Sally looks at Tikal in fear but tries to keep herself together. "Soooo... you're dead... But, how are we able to see you?"
Julie-Su looks as she crosses her arms as she looks at Tikal up and down. She looks her in the eye as she squints. "You ain't gonna steal my man and take him back to "Ghost Town" are ya?"
Tikal laughs at their reactions. "*Laughs* No. I'm not really dead." she looks up as she remembers that fateful night. "On that night, when my father and his men came for the Master Emerald..."
The M.E glows. "*Glows* Oh yeah. I remember that night. It was wild bruh. They pissed off Chaos and everyone got lit up."
Tikal looks at the M.E "Oh, so you remember that night as well?" she looks over to the M.E as the M.E glowed "yes".
Everyone except Knuckles and Bean looked at Tikal in a confused manner since they couldn't understand the M.E's glowing.
Tikal closes her eyes and gives a awkward laugh as she rubs her right arm as a teardrop slides down her face, anime style. "Oh. Well... see here. I can understand what the Master Emerald says since I've learned about the Chaos Force during my time in the other realm."
Knuckles gives her a thumbs up. "That's wassup!"
Tikal resumes. "Anyway. My father wanted the power of the emeralds out of desperation due to a rival tribe. Him and his men charged towards the Master Emerald, knocking me and the Chao over. Chaos was angered and he had unleashed his wrath upon my father and his men. He lost all control and wiped out many of my people." she looks at Chaos.
Chaos looks at Tikal and blushes and rubs the back of his head out of embarrassment as he bows as a apology.
"It's fine, Chaos." she pats his head as he bowed down.
Knuckles and the rest listened to Tikal's story in awe.
She continues her story. "But before things could get worse. I've sealed myself and Chaos into the Master Emerald, which happened to take us into another realm." a flashback shows Tikal sealing herself and Chaos into the Master Emerald.
Bean looks at the M.E.. "Say. How did it felt to have things inside you? Do you get tummy aches?"
The M.E. simply ignored Bean. Not glowing at all.
Tikal hugs on Chaos as she looks at Sonic and friends. "At the other realm, I was pretty afraid of Chaos as I had now saw a side of him I've never seen before. And I wondered where I was. But overtime I've slowly warmed back up to him and we once again became close." she looks at Chaos as he looks at her with his eyes close as if he is smiling. She looks at Sonic and the others. "I actually understand why Chaos done what he has done. He is a peaceful soul who only wanted to protect the Chao and guard the emeralds. So I feel that his actions were justified for killing my father and his men. Could there had been a better way?" she looks away sad about the killing of her father and the majority of her clan. "Why yes it could have." Tikal snaps out of it looks up at the sky. "But I digress. Later, I then found out through Chaos that we were in a spiritual realm where time moves slow compared to your realm. There were also many Chao there, so I didn't mind and accepted it as my new home."
Julie-Su simply looks at Tikal with her eyes and mouth wide open in shock. "That's soooo deep, gurl."
She then smiles at Julie-Su "And don't worry. I'm not going to take Knuckles from you." she winks at her as a small star shoots out of her eye, anime style.
Bean looks confused. "Wait what?! That's not how things went down at the game universe! After the events of Sonic Adventure, Tikal and that water guy were canoncally never seen again." he looks at you viewers. "Aside from the other games where they're playable." Bean then jumps on the camera and shakes it. "WHAT IS GOING ON?! WHY ARE THINGS SO DIFFERENT HERE?!"
"Oh my." Tikal steps back a few steps as she looks at Bean. "Is he alright?" she looks at them.
Tails shrugs it off. "Yeah. He's always like this."
"I see..." she looks at the green woodpecker in concern as he is seen on a invisible object, shaking it.
Mina is walking around with her friends and spots Tails and his friends, so she walks up to them. "H-hey Tails." she waves at him as she blushes.
"Ooooh~!" says her group of friends in unison.
Mina turns around and turns chibi while flailing her arms as she blushes some more. "Stop it!" she whined.
"Oh! Hey Mina! How's it going?" says the yellow kitsune.
Mina was about to speak until she was interrupted by Knuckles as he wrapped his arm around her and placed his hand on her left shoulder. "Aye! Wassup Moesha?!"
Mina eyes widened at Knuckles saying her name wrong. "Um... excuse me?" she asks as she looks at Knuckles sternly.
Then the background turns black and Inner Mina appears through the shadow on Mina's left shoulder. "What did this red idiot just called me?!" veins popped around Inner Mina's head. "HE BETTER GET MY NAME RIGHT NEXT TIME!"
Inner Mina poofs away and the background turns back to normal.
Knuckles responds. "Oh nun. I just said wassup to you." he takes his hand off her shoulder. "So Mingi. When we gonna collab?"
"Mingi?" said the tall afghan hound girl who was in Mina's group of friends.
Mina couldn't help but let out a awkward laugh because she couldn't believe that he was butchering her name. The background turns black once again as Inner Mina pops up.
"I swear! This ignorant buffoon got one more time to say my name wrong!" red veins surrounds Inner Mina's head.
Mina snaps out of it. "My name is Mina. You know, the singer?"
Knuckles looks at her. "Oh. Your name is Mina!" he pats her on her back hard. "Hahahaha! My bad."
Mina's group of friends freak out at the sight of Knuckles being rough on their friend.
"Ow!" she cried. "Careful! I don't want scoliosis!" she rubs on her back as a tear is hanging from her eye, anime style.
"Shoot. My bad, Miiiii..." he looks at her as he tries to remember her name.
She smiles to hear that he's about to say her name correctly. "C'mon, you can do it!" she rooted.
"...iiiiinnnuh- Misha!" he smiled.
Mina's friends, Sonic and Julie-Su facepalmed. Sally, Bunnie, and Nicole blinked a few times at Knuckles and his dumbness. While Tails, Tikal, and Chaos just looked at eachother as they shook their heads at eachother.
The M.E. facepalmed with it's none existent hand. "*Glows* Knuckles acting stupid is played out. PLEASE get less dumb again!"
Mina just smiled and blinked once. "Wow." she said. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath. "Ok now..." she slowly walks away. "I'm just going to go and-"
Inner Mina pops up from above her head. "GIVE 'IM HELL QUEEN!"
Mina opens her eyes and summons a electric guitar from her right hand and jumps towards Knuckles as she raises it in the air. "- BEAT SOME SENSE INTO YOU!"
"OH SHIT!" Knuckles looks above in terror.
*CRASH NOISES and CAT SHRIEKS*!
Everyone flinches and looks away as Knuckles was getting beat up.
The M.E used it's powers to levitate a flag with Mina's face on it and waved it around. "*Glows* WHOOOOO! GO MINA!"
Bean looks at you viewers. "*Sigh* As much as I hate to admit it. Knuckles dumbness is staying for a while." Bean looks down and shakes his head. "Not even Boom Knuckles was this stupid or annoying."
Mina finished beating up Knuckles and walked away with her eyes closed along with her head held high. While Knuckles was seen with bruises, a black eye, and a few missing teeth as he laid on the ground, smiling as his leg twitched. She walks past Julie-Su who is smiling.
"Thaaaaank you! I was this close to beating some sense into him because the stuff he's doing lately is stupid!" she gives Mina a thumbs up. "I'm glad you did it for me!"
Mina laughs. "Happy to help!" she walks up to Tikal and Chaos. "So are you guys new here?"
Tikal looks at the lilac haired mongoose as she gives her an awkward smile out of fear, as a teardrop slides down her face, anime style. "Yes. This is our first day here." says Tikal as Chaos stands behind her.
"Oh. It's wonderful to see new faces here." she motions the two of them. "Follow me, I'll take you to Ken, our tour guide."
Beans eyes got big as the camera zoomed in on his face as the background became narrow "Did you just say... Ken?" he gulps.
Mina nods. "Mmhmm. Ken. He's such a nice guy."
Sonic buds in. "Yeah!" he dashes next to Bean and places his hand on his shoulder. "He often hangs around Knuckles and is curious about him."
Bean's heart sank as his head was starting to spin. "No... it can't be! He-who-shall-not-be-named can't be in this universe!"
Julie-Su joins in as well. "He has brown hair, he is curious about us echidnas, and he writes a lot." she leans forward and whispers to Bean. "Most of his stories are garbage but at least he tries."
Bean falls on his knees and pounds on the ground. He stares at the ground as his pupils tremble. "This can't be..." Bean tries to maintain what little sanity he had left... that is if he had any to begin with. "What is his last name?"
Julie-Su rubs on her dreadlock. "Khan."
Bean sighs in relief. "Oh thank goodness! I thought his last name started with a letter P." Bean wipes a sweat off his forehead.
-Later On-
"Hello there you two. Welcome to Mobotropolis High. I am Ken Khan, and I will be your tour guide."
Ken is a anthropomorphic monkey who has brown fur and blue eyes. He has brown curly hair with a singular bang swoop that hangs above his forehead. He wears a white button up shirt with the 'Mobotropolis High' emblem on the left side of the chest area, black dress pants with a black belt with silver buckle, and white FILA sneakers.
Ken is a exchange student from a small village in Chun-Nan. He moved to Mobotropolis for a scholarship program since he wants to be a archeologist and study ancient civilization. Ken speaks both English and Chinese fluently and is an expert at origamis. He makes them in his spare time.
Mina walks away with her group of friends. "Ok guys. I have to go to class. Nice meeting you guys!" she waves and heads to class.
Tikal waves. "Bye!" she shouts while Chaos also waves as he stands beside her. Tikal turns around to Ken. "Hello. My name is Tikal and this here is my friend, Kay-O." she says as she introduces Chaos to him. Kay-O is a name that Knuckles has decided to give Chaos in order to hide his identity. "He can't talk due to..." she tries to come up with something. "... him being a mute!" she says as she gives a nervous laugh.
Ken looks at Chaos and raises an eyebrow at his appearance. He's blue, slightly transparent, and he just looks strange all over. "Kay-O?" he asks.
Tikal's hands are behind her back as she smiles nervously at Ken as she sweats. "Yep. That's his name."
Ken looks at them two suspiciously. "Uh-huh..." he writes on his notepad. He looks up at them two. "And where is he from?"
Tikal panics and looks left and right and happens to see a poster on a wall that reads: 'Bivalve's Adventures: Journey to Meropis' which is a upcoming play for the school. "He's from Meropis!" she smiles sheepishly.
Ken writes down more things on his notepad. "Ah well. That seems plausible. There are a lot of odd things in sea." he looks at Tikal. "And your name is Tikal, right?"
Tikal closes her eyes and gives the monkey a confident smile. "Why yes, I am." she then opens her eyes wide since she just gave away her identity. 'Oops...'
"Tikal. As in the Knuckles Clan's chief Pachamic in the history books?" he asks.
Tikal panics. "AAAH!" she looks away and cover the side of her face with one hand. "I am Tikal but- um... not the Tikal that you've read about. I am a uuuh..." she tries to come up with a lie. "... a descendant! Who's- um... named after her!" she smiles.
Ken looks her in the face. "Oh really? You couldn't be a direct descendant of Tikal. If I recall most of the clan has gotten wiped out." he ponders. He then closes his eyes and shrugs. "But what do I know? I'm not part of the Knuckles Clan nor am I an echidna." he looks at the female echidna once again. "You echidnas have strong genes." he turns around and walks. "Anyway, follow me. We can talk all about echidna stuff while I show you around if you want."
"Sure!" she says as she and Chaos follows behind her. She looks at the water creature and whispers to Chaos. "That was close..."
Chaos nods and pretends to wipe sweat from his forehead.
30 minutes has passed as Ken has finished the tour. The three of them are now in front of Mr. Vectorman's class on one side and Mr. Maekawa's class on the other. He hands them a schedule which the school staff at the front office has given him to give both Tikal and Chaos. "Alrighty now. We have now concluded the tour. Any questions?"
Tikal looks down at her schedule and looks at Ken. "Yes. I do have a question. What happened to the thing that you guys call a gym? Because when you showed us, it looked like something was destroyed there."
"Oh the gym? Well, on Monday as a game of dodgeball was going on, a robot crashed into the gym and tried to destroy Sonic. But luckily Sonic and his friends managed to stop the robot. The downside is... the robot exploded, which destroyed the gym."
Tikal places her hand over her mouth. "Oh my..."
Ken nods. "Yep. It was unexpected. But, the principal is paying for a new gym out of pocket, because our principal is filthy rich, and is planning to rebuild the gym. Word is, that the robot belonged to Eggman and-"
Tikal gasps while Chaos' skullcap flew off and his brain takes the shape of an exclamation mark.
Ken continues to explain, unbeknownst that Chaos' skullcap has flown off, revealing his identity. "-word is is either that robot is still following Eggman's programming even though he's long gone OR Eggman's still alive and is plotting something." he opens his eyes and looks at the two of them. "I hope that explains all of your- AAAAA!" he gets startled and points to Chaos. "Y-Y-You're Chaos... THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION! HOW IS THIS-"
Chaos panics and punches Ken in the face, causing the monkey to fly down the hall and crash into a wall. Chaos stands there with his fist extended out and sees the destruction he caused.
Tikal looks at the water creature in shock as her mouth is wide open with a teardrop on the side of her face, anime style. "CHAOS! Why did you do that?!" she asks out of fear.
Chaos shrugs and rubs the back of his head as he blushes out of embarrassment.
Tikal looks at the monkey down the hall and finds him unconscious with swirls in his eyes. She then looks at Chaos. "Well... I normally don't approve of violence, but I guess you did the right thing. He might've told and that would've put us in danger." she grabs his skullcap from the floor. "Now then..." Chaos bends down and allows Tikal to put the skullcap back on his head. She then reads her schedule. "It looks like I have Mr. Maekawa for homeroom teacher, whatever that means." she looks up at Chaos. "This modern day schooling is confusing, quite different from back home. But we have to adapt."
Chaos reads his schedule and looks at Tikal and nods in agreement. He then points at Mr. Vectorman's classroom door.
"Oh, so you have Mr. Vectorman for homeroom teacher. Very well then, we must depart for now. Good luck Chaos."
Chaos gives the female echidna a thumbs up, then a 'Ok' symbol.
Tikal walks in Mr. Maekawa's class as everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at the female echidna.
"Umm, hello there. My name is Tikal. I am new here and..." she looks at Mr. Maekawa. "I am supposed to be in your class."
Knuckles, who is sitting behind Sonic stands up in excitement. "BOOYAH!" he slams his hands hard on his desk as his pencil and papers flew off. "THAT'S WASSUP!"
Ristar, who was sitting at a desk next to Knuckles looked at the red echidna. "Do you know her?"
Knuckles grabs the star and shouts in his face. "HELL YEAH!" the star looks at the red echidna in fear. "Oh my bad, mon. But aye, you wanna go back home to the Valdi System?"
Ristar knew what he was talking about. "Wait! NO! NO-!" Knuckles twirls him around above his head and YEETS him out the window into the sky. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screams Ristar as he flies into the sky, then a gleam appears and fades away.
Knuckles pushes Ristar's belongings off his desk and motions Tikal. "Aye girl! Over here!"
In Mr. Vectorman's class Chaos opens the door and walks in. Everyone stops and looks at him.
"What is that thing?" a random student asks.
"He looks like he's made out of water." another random student says.
"He reminds me of the God of Destruction, Chaos." a third random student says.
"Why hello there!" greets Mr. Vectorman. He gets up from his desk and shakes Chaos' hand. "Are you a new student?" Chaos nods. "Alright then. Why not introduce yourself?"
Chaos shrugs and shakes his head as he looked at the ground.
"Oh. You are unable to speak? That's fine. You can introduce yourself on paper." he looks around his class. "Why don't you go take a seat at that empty desk over there?" he points to the desk at the back of the class.
Chaos gives him a thumbs up and walks to the desk.
As Chaos walks past Tails and Bean, Bean looks at Tails and is about to whisper to him.
"Hey, why is everyone blind? Can't they see that it's Chaos?" Bean asks.
Tails is seen doing his work as he looks annoyed at Bean. "The less people who knows, the better."
"Eh. I guess you're right."
Later on at lunch, everyone was eating their lunch normally, while Chaos just placed food inside his body as the food dissolved. Everyone looked at Chaos in shock while he was 'eating'.
Tikal rubs the back of her head. "Hahahaha... he's new to the whole eating thing."
-Hours Later-
During gym class, everyone is outside walking or running around the large football field doing laps. Sonic was racing with Chaos as they both ran laps around the football field.
Sonic looks beside him at Chaos, who was actually keeping up with him. "Say Big Drip, you're pretty fast for walking water!"
Chaos was now wearing gym attire with the only difference was that he kept on his skullcap. Chaos looks at Sonic and squints his eyes as if he's smiling and gives him the "Ok" symbol with his left hand.
Sonic looks at Chaos. "Ok... so the whole talking thing isn't your forte. But as long as you're down to race, that's all that matters. Try to keep up!" he dashes off as dust kicks up.
Chaos shakes the dust off him and the camera zooms in on his face as he squints his eyes as if he's doing a mischievous grin.
They both continued to race. Elsewhere at the track was Bunnie, Nicole, Julie-Su, and Tikal as they casually walked.
Tikal looked at Bunnie's straight, shoulder-length hair. "I like your hair! It looks beautiful."
Bunnie gets happy and blushes at the compliment. "Ah thank ya, sugah!" she moves her fingers through her hair. "Ah did it mahself."
Tikal gets amazed by this reveal. "Oh really? You are gifted."
"Ah dun' see it. But thanks again suge. Ah wanna become a hairstylist someday. So ah gotta keep practicin'." she looks at the orange female echidna.
Nicole looks around. "Hey. Where's Sally? She was here a moment ago?"
Julie-Su looks around as well. "Beats me."
Bunnie looks at them. "She's prolly usin' the restroom. Ah'm sure she'll turn up somewhere."
At the other side of the field was Bean as he was with Tangle and Whisper. He had his hands wrapped around both of them as he was telling them stories about his adventures in different universes. Tangle's eyes gleamed while Whisper felt uncomfortable with Bean touching her.
"Stranger. Touching. For-the-third-time." frozed Whisper.
Bean was into the story he was telling. "So then, after the events of Sonic the Fighters, I decided to disappear. I wanted to just enjoy life through sports. Cuz, I myself is an sport enthusiast. But life had had different plans." he pats Whisper on her head much to her disliking. "I got trapped into another universe where I had to fight these weird people. THERE WAS EVEN A FRIGGIN' CAR THAT WAS FIGHTING!" he screams at Tangle as she laughs at Bean's erratic behavior. "I think it was called Fighters MegaMix." he looks up as he thinks. "Anywho, then after that I just universe hopped elsewhere."
Tangle fangirls. "THAT'S SO COOL!" stars gleams in her eyes.
Bean nods. "Yep. I know. It's like in each universe I have a different life or something. It's pretty cool if you know where to go." he looks at the viewers. "Don't go to the Archieverse. They're off-limits now. That good ol' legal jumbo!"
"Who are you talking to?" asks a fearful Whisper.
"Oh, to the people who are in another universe that can see us. Weeeell... they can't really see us like how we see each other, it's more like- " he lets the girls go as he snaps his finger trying to think of what to say. "How should I say it? Oh!" he looks at both Tangle and Whisper. "It's more like that they can see words... and um... I guess our actions and what we're saying with words." Bean once again looks at you viewers and whispers to you. "I can't tell them that we are fictional characters in a story that's being written. Because they'll freak out. Especially that Brock looking wolf girl." he returns focus to the two girls.
Tangle grabs Bean and shakes him with excitement. "HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS?! BEAN! YOU'RE SO COOL!" Bean gets dizzy.
Whisper gets internally scared at the idea that she's being watched by beings from another universe.
Tangle gets excited as her face gets close to his as stars gleam from her eyes some more. "Dude! You totally gotta come with us after school!" as Tangle was getting excited, Whisper was seen in the back waving her arms and shaking her head 'no'. "We have this friend who owns a jewelry shop! You should come see it!"
Whisper's head droops down in defeat. 'Tangle... why?'
Bean hops on Tangle with his legs over her shoulders as he grabs her face, causing her to almost lose her balance. Luckily her tail caught her to prevent her from falling.
"JEWELRY SHOP?! Oh Tangle you and your blind friend are the best! You two are so cool that I can kiss you both!"
Whisper sighs. 'I'm not blind at all...'
Bean puckers up his lips (or beak lips?) and kisses Tangle's whole face. Not in a romantic way, but more of a cartoony way, definitely platonic to him.
"MWAH!" he hops off Tangle.
Tangle just stands there as her whole face is covered with Bean's saliva as she blinks a few times. "Did he just... kissed me without warning?" she gives a big grin. "THIS MUST BE HIM GIVING ME HIS AUTOGRAPH! COOL! I'M NEVER WASHING MY FACE AGAIN!"
Bean looks back at Tangle as he stand in front of Whisper. 'She's weirder then me.' he looks at the shut eyed wolf girl and jumps on her like how did Tangle.
"EEK! STRANGER DANGER!" cried Whisper as she ran around trying to shake Bean off.
Bean was hard to get rid of. He pulled out a small bomb and opened it revealing it to be a compact mirror and began to put red lipstick on his lips. He smacked his lips a few times and looked at the scared wolf girl. "This one's for you blind wolf!" he gives Whisper's face a giant smooch. "MWAH!" he hops off Whisper and does a backflip and lands. "How d'ya like that?" he looks at the wolf girl and sees that her eyes are wide open and her messy hair and the sides and underneath her face was covered with red smears. She stood there froze as she appeared lifeless.
"Hey! No way! You got a cooler autograph then me!" cried Tangle.
Near the football field and it's bleachers was two out of order water fountains and a soda vending machine. A metallic one with a glass window for you to see the sodas you want. The thing is, all of the sodas were gone.
"Aww man..." said a disappointed Tails. "All the sodas are gone..." he shook his head. "I was thirsty too but oh well." he walks away.
"Sorry about that." says a familiar voice.
Tails looks over his shoulder and smiles. "Oh. You took the last soda? That's okay."
Sally walked up to him with a opened can of Chaos Cola, lemonade flavor. She takes a sip from it. "I tried to see if they had the new Enerjak sports drink available. But it looks like everyone snatched it up. So this was the only one left." she looks down at the can. "I'm not much of a soda person. It's not good for my body. But I had to drink something since the water fountain is down." She looks over at the two water fountains as they had yellow tape over them. She holds the can out to the yellow kitsune for him to grab. "Here."
Tails looks down at the can as his face becomes red. He looks at the top of the cylinder can and sees some splotches of the drink that came from Sally's lips. He looks up at her and sees her looking at him as her cheeks become red. He takes the can from her and stares at it. 'This is really weird. Drinking from your crush. I guess it's not as gross since we've kissed yesterday...' he looks up at the female chipmunk. "Thanks Sally..." he takes a sip.
Sally mouth opens agape as she saw how Tails didn't wipe the liquids off, and her face became red as she smiled at the thought how he didn't mind drinking after her. "You're welcome." she walks slowly past him as she walks towards the football field. She stops and looks at the shorter kitsune. "After school. I will tell Sonic..."
Tails looks at her. "Are you sure you still want to break things off with him? You don't have to do this..." he looks down at the soda can. "If you want to..."
The taller female chipmunk walks up to him as she looks down at him and puts her hands on his shoulders. "Miles..." she says as she looks at his eyes. "I have to. It's for the best."
"Ok." he continues to drink the soda.
Sally walks away, but before she does she once again stops. "So..." Tails stops drinking and looks at Sally. She turns around to him. "Are we still going to the mall tomorrow?"
Tails smiles and nods. "You bet!"
Sally smiles. "Ok then." she walks away towards the football field. She looks over her right shoulder and raises her right hand 'bye'.
Tails waves back and with that, she's out of sight. Tails looks back down at the soda can, staring at it for a long time. The camera shows Tails' eyes as the camera slowly zooms in, then the next scene shows the top of the soda can as it zooms in as well. A few times every three seconds the scene kept switching between his eyes and the can, then it gets faster. The scene switches between the two scenes so fast that it flickers then...
*SNAP!*
"AH!" Tails drops the soda can and holds his forehead in pain. The soda can rolls on the ground as it oozes out. He feels on his forehead again and feels a burning sensation as it was getting hotter. 'Oh no! Not again!' Tails pulls out a gauze pad and a band-aid and places it on his forehead. "Looks like I gotta rock this bandage again..." he says in disappointment as he walks back to the football field.
Tails walks back into the football field and looks to his right to see Sonic and Chaos. Sonic was cheering and taunting Chaos, while Chaos just stood there and took it.
"YAHOO!" Sonic looks up at the sky as he pumps his fists in the air. "I'm the fastest thing alive!" he zooms to Chaos' left shoulder as he holds Chaos' shoulders and leans over him. "In ya face!" he then zooms in front of Chaos and runs in place, like his Smash Bros. taunt. "You're too slo- AAH!"
Chaos opens his torso in half while it resembles a mouth with sharp teeth as his shirt rips. His torso then "eats" Sonic and Sonic is seen squirming inside Chaos' body. Chaos is seen chuckling like Knuckles back in Sonic 3. All the surrounding students looked at the two. Some looked at what Chaos did in shock while some were fascinated by it. All the students nearby surrounded them.
"Whoa! That's so cool!" a student said.
"How did you do that?" a random human girl asked.
Tikal looked over at the crowd. "Hm? I wonder what's going on?"
Bunnie looks as well. "Prolly somebody fightin' someone."
Julie-Su walks towards the crowd. "Probably Sonic and Knuckles fighting for the hundreth time."
"Let's go check it out." says Nicole.
Tikal walks through the crowd. "Excuse me! Oh sorry! Pardon me!" she finally gets through the crowd and looks in horror. "*Gasp*! Chaos! What do you think you're doing?!"
"Did she just say Chaos?!" a random student in the crowd asks.
Tikal panics. "I meant Kay-O!"
Sonic is seen holding his breath, as he managed to get his arms and legs out of Chaos' torso as he flailed his limbs around, desperate to get out and breathe.
Chaos sees Tikal then panics and "spits" Sonic out.
Sonic holds his chest and inhales deeply as he coughs. "*Coughs* I hate water... *Gasps for air* *Coughs*" he looks back at Chaos. "And rematches. I prefer our battle back in Station Square."
Tikal gives Chaos a stern squinting stare as she leans forward with her hands on her hips.
A teardrop slides down Chaos' head, anime style as he quickly picks Sonic up and pats him on the head as he closes his eyes as if he is giving a nervous smile.
Sally watches in the crowd. "Oh boy. What did Sonic do to make him mad?"
"He was bragging to him because he won the race. And Chaos absorbed him." says Tails as he happened to be next to Sally.
Sally facepalms as she snickers. "Typical."
"ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! EVERYONE GET BACK TO DOING LAPS!" shouted Coach Axel as he walked through the crowd as he shouted with a megaphone.
All the students groaned as they walked away except for a few such as Tails, Sally, Tikal, Bunnie, Julie-Su, and Nicole.
Coach Axel walks up to Sonic and Chaos. "Now. Sonic, what did you do this time?" says the irritated water buffalo.
"What?! Me?! This liquidated fiend tried to eat me..." Sonic paused to think. "or drown me?" he snaps out of it and continues to explain. "Well a little bit of both. All because I beat him in a race and celebrated."
The coach looked at Chaos with a serious angry look as Chaos just stared. The coach then turned back to Sonic. "I know you taunted him. Which means that you've provoked him into fighting you."
"Oh come on..." Sonic rolls his eyes and droops in defeat.
"Sonic. I've had enough of your games. You are a troublemaker and I've gave you too many chances!"
The blue hedgehog folds his arms. "Oh come on! The things I've did weren't THAT bad!"
Coach Axel raises an eyebrow. "Oh yeah? Well how about when you placed glue on my chair two years ago?"
MUSIC: [Haboglabotribin']
-Flashback-
Knuckles was running away from Coach Axel since he stole one of the coach's Playboy magezines.
"Hey! Give that back!" shouted the coach as he chased after the red echidna.
"You gotta catch me first!" taunted the red echidna.
Knuckles runs into Axel's office. "He's coming! Do it quick!" he runs past Sonic and the chair.
"Gotcha! Thanks Knux!" Sonic gives him a thumbs up and hides behind the door.
Coach Axel runs in his office and sees Knuckles. "There you are!" he charges at him. "Why you rotten little-"
Sonic dashes and pushes the coach into the chair. "Psyche!"
*SPLAT!*
The coach is stuck in the chair as he struggles to get out while Sonic and Knuckles laugh as they high-five each other.
-End of Flashback-
The coach looks at him with a angry frown. "Once I got up off the chair, my buttocks were exposed and everyone laughed at me." smoke blows through his nostrols.
-Flashback, again-
Coach Axel is seen walking down the halls as students are seen pointing and laughing at him, while some even recording him.
Whisper is seen drooling uncontrollably as heart form in her eyes. "Oh my God! Look at his nice butt! Oh he's so sexy!"
Tangle closes her eyes while she tries to hold in her laughter. "Go to horny jail." she lightly bonks her on the head with the stick as it made a *BONK!* sound.
Sonic is seen holding his arm around Sally as she laughs while the coach walks past them.
"Stupid blue brat." grumbled the coach under his breath while he gave Sonic a glare.
Sally looks at Sonic. "Did you and Knuckles really do that?"
Sonic smirks as he rubs under his nose with his index finger. "Heh. Yep. We had fun with that one. Isn't that right Knux?" he holds out his fist, inviting Knuckles who's next to him for a fist bump.
"That's right!" he fist bumps Sonic.
Sonic then starts to do a dance. "We bad!"
"We bad!" Knuckles joins in with a dance.
"'Cause if I bad and you bad..."
"Then we bad!" they high-five each other.
"Oh brother." Sally looks away smiling as she shakes her head.
-End of Flashback, again-
Sonic shrugs as he laughs nervously. "Heh heh... well, at least you left work early. I gave you extra time for you to lift weights at the gym."
"Or that time when you gave me a birthday cake."
-Flashback 2-
At the school cafeteria, Axel was sitting at a table with a birthday hat on.
Sonic, Knuckles, and a hedgehog named Shard comes in with a large birthday cake with a large number 34 as the candle. The cake looked like it was vanilla flavored. They sat the cake down as they sang 'Happy Birthday'. After they got through singing, Axel blew the candle.
He smiles at Sonic. "Aww, you guys remembered it's my birthday. Maybe you aren't so bad after all." he slices the cake and places a slice on his plate. He then scoops a piece with a spoon and is about to eat it.
Sonic, Knuckles, and Shard tries to hold in their laughter.
He takes a bite out of it and he quickly spits it out. "BLEH! What in tarnation?!" he looks at the three pranksters. "Mayonnaise? Really?!"
"BWAHAHAHA!" Sonic falls on the floor laughing as he covers his eyes.
"You fell for it! And I thought I was the gullible one!" laughs Knuckles.
Shard joins in. "Sonic even told me that you were allergic to peanut butter. So, I added that in the ingredients for good measure! HAHAHAHAHA!"
Sonic and Knuckles stop laughing. "Wait. WHAT?!" asks the red echidna.
Sonic grabs Shard by the shoulders and starts shaking him. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
"It's just a prank bro."
"Did you just say... peanut butter?!" Axel then begins to swell up.
Minutes later Axel is seen on a stretcher as he was being carried out. While Sally was seen looking at Sonic as she shook his head at him as Shard was seen tip-toeing away.
-End of Flashback 2-
[Music Stops]
"First of all, I didn't know that Shard was cooking. Second of all, me and Knuckles almost got expelled for that. But we didn't know!"
The coach ignored him. "And don't forget when you put laxatives in my coffee."
"It wasn't that bad. I made you go right?"
A close up shows Axels angry eyes with red veins. "And you locked the restroom doors and stalls."
A flashback was about to show until Sonic interrupted. "Ok." Sonic closes his eyes as he raises his arms. "That one was gross and uncalled for on my end."
"That was only the tip of the iceburg."
"But hey. Most of the pranks wasn't even me alone. Knuckles was in on it as well."
"And look at him now. That boy has grown dumber than a doorknob over the years. And it's all because he's been hanging around you." he points his finger at Sonic's chest.
"Actually..." he places Axel's hands down. "It's because he smoked something he shouldn't have." he was about to walk away. "Now if you would excuse me, I'm going to run more laps." Sonic is about to dash off until the coach grabs him by the quills.
"You aren't going anywhere. I'm taking you to the principal's office. I want you expelled."
"Nope!" Sonic stomps the coach's foot.
"AH!" shouts Axel as he let go of Sonic and held his foot in pain.
Sonic then gives him a wedgie and stretches his underwear above his head and dashes off. "Catch me if you can!"
"Get back here you rodent!" shouts Axel as he struggles to get his underwear off his head.
The camera zooms out from Axel and zooms far away enough to show the back of Tails and Sally.
"Sally, why do Sonic pranks the coach?" asks the two-tailed kitsune.
Sally looks at him. "It's because the coach refuses to let him on the track team."
"That's pretty petty."
"Exactly." she responds.
Tikal scolds Chaos. "Why did you do that?! You could've jeopardize the both of us!"
Chaos tries to explains to Tikal. "*Water noises*" Chaos points over to the blue streak that was Sonic as he running around the field. Then he points to himself and sticks out a water-esque tongue and blows rasperries. He then points to himself again and points at the running hedgehog and pounds his fist on his hand.
Bunnie and the others were looking in confusion as they were trying to process what Chaos was doing.
Tikal thinks. "So you're telling me that Sonic was taunting you, and you punished him for taunting?"
Chaos nods and gives her a thumbs up.
Bunnie looks confused. "Huh? Sugah, how in da world do ya know what that ol' water fella sayin'?"
Tikal looks at the golden rabbit. "It comes with practice." she looks at the water creature again. "I understand your frustration but Sonic may say and do things you wouldn't agree with, but he means well. Sonic doesn't mean any harm."
Chaos rubs the back of his head with one hand and scratches the side of his face with the other.
-After School...-
Tails was at his locker packing up. 'Ok... Sally said that she will breaks things off with Sonic after school. She MIGHT do it. I won't blame her if she decides to stay with him...'
Bean is standing behind Tails. "Oh. I think she will. Seeing how she's complaining about him. But, look at it this way. You're one step closer to her being Mrs. Prower!"
Tails looks behind him and freaks out. "How did you know what I was thinking? Can you read my mind?"
Bean looks at his friend annoyed. "I am not going to explain it to you again. I already explained everything in the last episode." he squeezes by to grab things in the locker. "I really hope you and Sally get together." he then looks at the viewers. "Even though Tails X Sally is a weird ship, let alone creepy!"
"Bean. Who are you talking to?" asks the baffled fox.
"The people who are reading this." he points to the direction of you viewers.
"... Yeah... I'm just gonna grab the rest of my stuff and leave."
Down the hall, Sally is walking as she is gathering the courage to break things off with Sonic, forever. 'Alicia. You got this, girl!' as she walks down the hall, she sees Geoffrey along with Rough and Tumble. They are seen looking at Tails as he and Bean were in their locker.
Rough nudges Geoffrey with his elbow. "Hey boss! I know how you can get him. All you gotta do is just kick him the ass!"
Tumble looks at his brother as he presses his fingers together. "Or we could just... you know... maybe get him without physically assaulting him?" Geoffrey and Rough looks at Tumble in a irritated fashion. "What? You saw how Sally looked. She said if you hurt him again she'll-"
Geoffrey points his finger in Tumble's face. "I don't give a F#*% what she said! She's a female. What right do they have, eh mate?" a scene shows him walking away as a dark aura forms around him while Rough and Tumble are shown looking at their friend in concern. "They're objects. They have no rights." he walks towards the fox. "Now if you'll excuse me. I'll kick the bloody fox right up the arse." he runs towards the fox.
Sally looks from afar as the skunk runs to Tails. "I swear... you better not." she says to herself.
Tails speaks to Bean. "Bean, sometimes I wonder what goes on in that head of yours. But at least you're being yourself." he puts some books in his backpack ans then...
*WHAM!*
"AH!" cries Tails as a few rings fly out of him.
Surrounding students stopped and looked as the kitsune was on the ground. The whole hall got quiet and all eyes were on the skunk and the kitsune.
Bean looks at Geoffrey. "Oh... so the Pepe Le Pew ripoff strikes again." he gives the skunk a angry glare.
Tails rubs on his bottom as he tries to get up. He looks back at him with tears and snot running down his face. "*Sniff* Ow! Wh-why did you do that?!" he tries to get up. "It hurts so bad. Even my tails hurts."
Sally's pupils becomes small as she looks in disbelief. Then the disbelief transforms into anger as flames forms in her eyes.
"C'mon mate. Tough it out." says Geoffrey as he looks down at Tails as he gives a cocky smirk. "My lil punch to your abdomen didn't made you cry." he sees everyone giving him angry looks. "Hey, c'mon now. I was only playin' with the bloke."
Sally grabs Geoffrey by the shirt and slams him hard against the lockers. She never felt so angry in her life. "You F#$!?G DICK! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!"
Geoffrey looks in her eyes all nonchalant and sees something he never saw before. In her eyes he saw a swirling ball of flames. "HAH!" he pushes Sally off of him and steps away from Sally. "My problem is how much of a stubborn wench you are!" he seethes. "All you had to do is just stay and... suffer while I have my bloody fun with other girls." he points to Tails. "That mutant fox over there ain't squat!"
"If you know what's good for you and your friends," the angry chipmunk stares Geoffrey down. "you better stay the hell away from him. If you don't... I will be VERY angry." the scene now shows us a close-up of her eyes and flames could be seen. "And you wouldn't like it when I'm angry!"
Tumble steps back as he trembles in fear. "Uh... boss? I think you should leave the little guy alone."
Rough gulps. "*Gulps* That's the smartest thing you've ever said in your life Tumble." he turns his head to the skunk. "I have to agree with my bro. I think we should cut our losses and leave him alone."
"Tch!" Geoffrey stomps. "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL MATES?!" he swats at the two. "Us?! Cut our losses?! US?! Afraid of a measly female?!" he trembles in anger. "We are males. WE are the superior gender. Females are MEANT to be controlled. THEY have NO F*#^ right to tell us what to do!" the misogyny came right out Geoffrey. He looks over to the female chipmunk who was still clearly angry. "And they're meant to be controlled. They're property, mate."
Sally angrily squints at him. "If you think you can control me, you got another thing coming for you."
"Pfft." Geoffrey walks away. "I don't have time for petty squabbles with fellow sheilas. Let's go mates." the camera shows the skunk's face as a dark energy looms over him. 'Wait till I tell my master about this.' he grins menacingly.
Rough follows Geoffrey. "Come on bro. Let's get out of here."
Tumble follows suit. As he is walking away, he turns around and whispers to Tails and Sally. "I'm very sorry about this." and walks off again. Everyone in the halls continued doing what they were doing prior to the incident.
Sally calms down and closes her eyes and let out a white puff cloud out as she sighed, anime style. She looks over to the two-tailed kitsune. "Miles, are you okay?"
Tails places his hand on the locker door to support himself as he slowly got up. He rubs his bottom as he grunts. "Ow- *Grunts* Yeah... I'm okay. Thanks for sticking up for me Sal." he winks as he gave her a thumbs up.
Sally smiles as she looks away. "Of course I will stick up for you. That's what friends are for."
They both blush and look at each other until Bean pops in between them.
"So... you told that Pepe Le Pew knockoff that he wouldn't like you when you're angry. So... does that make you She-Hulk?" the curious green woodpecker rubs his chin as he looks around Sally. "You transform into some big green chipmunk on steroids and get all mean and NASTY-" he jumps and flails his limbs as he said the word nasty. "at your foes?"
Sally looks at the green woodpecker and blinks twice at him. "What?" she starts laughing. "*Laughs* No. I don't become that." she shakes her head at her silly friend. "You read too much comic books." she stops laughing and looks at Tails. "Well... looks like it's time."
Tails knew what she was talking about and nods. "Mmhm! Good luck Sally."
"Thanks..." she walks away.
Bean looks at his two-tailed friend. "Sooo... did that skunk jerk tenderized your glutes?"
-5 Minutes Later-
Sonic and Sally were in the school yard together as they stood in front of each other. Sonic looks at the red haired chipmunk as she tilts her head downwards in shame, looking away from the hedgehog as she buries her face in her books.
"Hey Sal." the blue hedgehog steps closer to her. "What's buggin ya?"
Sally musters up the courage to tell him. "Sonic..." she then looks him in the eye. "I feel that... we should see different people."
Sonic closes his eyes and rubs under his nose. "Eh. I'd figure that you would say that." the blue hedgehog shrugs while his eyes are still closed. "Seeing the way you've been acting lately it's no surprise." he opens his eyes as he smirks at Sally. "But I already know that we'll be back together before we know it. It's our typical cycle."
Sally gets irritated and she grits her teeth. "No! We won't be back together!" she retorted. She points her finger at his chest. "See, this is the problem. You are wrapped up in being the hero so much that your ego is getting the best of you. All you do is constantly dismiss me when I am in need, like, what happened the other day when I burnt my finger on Tails' wound. Or all those times when we went out shopping and hanging out, you weren't interested at all." she gets more frustrated as tears roll down her face. "All you are worried about is that damn fat slob nemesis of yours and whether he is alive or not!"
Sonic raises his hands against Sally as he nervously smiles. "Hold on Sal, chill out."
"No! I'm telling you what's wrong and why we need to break up! As I had SAID before, all you care about is Eggman and that blue tin can copy of yours instead of caring about me!" she looks up, frustrated as she is and continues to tell Sonic about himself. "Your head is so far up your spiny blue ass that you never pay attention to me." she turns away from the blue hedgehog as a tear escapes her eye and drops onto the grass. "It's as if I'm just arm candy..."
"Whoa Sal. I'm sorry you feel this way." he places his hand on her shoulder. "But I can't read your mind. How am I supposed to know about your problems?"
"A start would've been you talking to me! But noooo, you just wanna brag all the time and laugh with your buddies!"
"Ok Sal." Sonic says as he tries to calm her down. "I know that I can be a jerk sometimes. But we can work this out."
"No." she shakes her head. "This won't work between us two. It's clear that Robotnik is your soulmate."
Sonic closes one eye and sticks his tongue out in disgust. "Yuck!" he then dashes in front of Sally. "C'mon Sal. I need to constantly be on ole Egghead's tail because if he strikes again, who's gonna stop him if I pay attention to you all the time? It's me. I have to stop him because I'm the hero and I always save the day." he chuckles as he gives a thumbs up. This irks Sally even more. "Because after I beat him each and every time, I get people cheering for me, the news interviews, and I get to eat as much of chilli dogs as much as I want!" he smiles.
Sally explodes on him. "I SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOU'D BE SELFISH!"
Sonic gets frustrated. "Selfish?! How is me being a hero being selfish?! Answer me this? It seems more like SELF-LESS to me!" he raises his arms in frustration. "You're talking about how I don't pay attention to you but you always act all sourpuss whenever I try to talk to you!"
"You don't understand how a woman works!" says the angry female chipmunk as she gripped her books tighter.
"Well you don't understand how I work! I'm a guy who just loves adventure! You can't take that away from me. And you're talking about your problems? And you wanted me to talk to you? I can't read your mind! What about my problems? I have to constantly rescue people and save the world from these no life loser villains and you're talking about your problems?!"
"You know what?!" Sally drops her books and raises her arms at Sonic. "Forget it! Fine! You win!"
"Win? Win what?!" asks the confused blue hedgehog.
"You just said it." Sally facepalms. "Oh how can I be so stupid. You're a guy who just loves adventure! That's your true soulmate!" she looks at Sonic with tearful eyes. "Am I right?"
Sonic looks down and shakes his head. "I guess so." he looks back at the female chipmunk. "You know what? This whole dating thing was a mistake. Now I know to just only focus on my true passion. Adventures."
They both stop and look away. "... Sorry..." they both say in unison.
Sally rubs her arm as she looks at Sonic. "I'm sorry... I got a little irrational."
Sonic chuckles as he closes his eyes and rubs his nose as he looks down. "Heh. Don't mention it."
"So... I guess this means that we're no longer dating..."
"Appears so." Sonic pauses. Then he looks at her and laughs. "But hey! You better watch out! All the guys are going to try to holler at you now!" he jokes. Even in serious situations such as a breakup, our favorite blue hedgehog finds a way to crack jokes.
"Oh please." Sally scoffs as she smiles. "I'd rather worry about myself if I were you. Do you know how many fangirls you have around the world?"
Sonic scratches the side of his face as a tear drop slides down the side of his face, anime style. "Heh heh... right..."
"You better watch out." she laughs. "You do know that I wish you the best, right?" she smiles at him.
The blue hedgehog smiles back at her as he gives a thumbs up. "Same here, Sal! The only thing we can do is to move forward and never look back!"
Sally smiles at him and nods. "You're right on that Sonic."
"Well." he pulls his glove cuff upwards to look at his watch. "Looks like I gotta go. Don't wanna be late for Sonia's cooking. It's Chilli Dogs Thursdays!" he prepares to take off as he looks back at Sally. "See ya Sal! If you need anything, don't hesitate to give me a call." he winks and dashes off, leaving a blue streak behind him.
Sally looks at her ex as he runs off as a strong gust of wind blows past her.
Bean, as he is walking with Tails looks at the viewers. "Wow. That breakup went better then I expected."
-An Hour Later; Geoffrey's House-
"I hate that bloody fox! And Sally needs to stop mucking around and leave that wimp and get with a real guy like me!"
Geoffrey entered his dark room and closes the door behind him. In the darkness shined a dim purple light. The source of this light was hidden under a sheet as it glowed. He pulled the sheet off, revealing a set of purple crystals. He looks at the crystal as it continued to glow.
"Hey master. Are you there?" he said quietly. "Master!" he says a bit louder.
A dark shadowy figure with bat-like ears and a pointy horn on top of it's head appears. It opens it's eyes, revealing it's crimson colors. "What brings you here?" it asks.
Geoffrey gets on one knee and looks up at crystal that showed his master. "Master. I think I've found what you were looking for." the next scene shows a close up of his face as he looks serious. "I think... I've found them. The one who is hosting Iblis."
-Later That Night-
Tails just finished his homework and his phone rings. It was Sally. "Hello?"
"Hey..." she said as her voice was breaking.
"Are you okay?" asks the concerned kitsune.
"Yeah. Well... no."
"Is it because of Sonic?"
Sally tries her best not to cry. "Yeah. I did it... I broke up with him."
Tails feels bad. "Sal... I'm sorry about that."
"*Sniff* It's not your fault. It was inevitable. Sonic's free now. It was for the best. He no longer has anyone to tie him down." tears rolls down her cheeks.
"Yeah. Sonic really does love adventure. I theorize that after he graduates school, he's going to travel the world while fighting Eggman, and become a drifter."
Sally's sadness has subdued as she laughs a bit. "Pfft... that does sound like him."
"So... is Sonic still coming with us on Friday?" he asks.
"No. He's going to do whatever he pleases now. Goodbye shopping and going out with him." Sally rolls her eyes and sighs out of disappointment.
"Well..." Tails looks up at his ceiling. "I can probably shop with you. And we can hang out."
"Miles..." the red haired chipmunk smiles as her cheeks become red. "You'd do that? For me?"
"Anything for you, Sal." said our simping kitsune.
"You're such a gentleman." she simpers.
T-Pup walks into Tails' room and hops on his bed.
"Haha!" he laughs. "It's honestly not a problem at all." he rubs the back of his head.
"Well. There's that outfit I want, like I've told you about a few days ago and..."
"Mmhm. Yeah." Tails nods as he listens to Sally on the phone. T-Pup jumps on Tails' groin area which caused him pain. He tries his best not to scream out in pain, since he didn't wanted to scare Sally. So instead he let out grunts and sounds. "... Ooooh... Aaah!" he let out a few moans and hard breathing.
"And there's this restaurant at the mall and..." Sally stops as she hears Tails making sounds. Sally's eyes grow big as she begins to blush hard. "Miles! Are you- doing what I think you are doing?" her heart races.
"... Aaah! *Sharps exhale* No..." he tries to push T-Pup off. "Hang on a sec." he puts the phone next to him and he tries to grab T-Pup. "T-Pup, get off." he commanded.
"Yip yap!" T-Pup barks as he wags his tail and hops off Tails' area.
"Sorry 'bout that. Anyway, you was saying?"
Sally heard Tails' dog and calmed down a bit. "Oh... I thought you was doing God knows what as I was talking." she places her hand on her forehead as she shakes her head in embarrassment. "I have a dirty mind." she laughs.
"Heh heh..." he laughs.
*DING DONG!*
Ranged the doorbell at Tails' house.
"Tails! Your friends are here!"
"Just a second mom!" Tails shouts. "Sadly, I have to go..." he says as his ears droops down.
"S'ok." she says. "I feel better talking to you."
Tails smiles as his ears rises back up. "So do I!"
"We can text if you want."
"Yeah! We can do that right after I see what my friends want."
"I guess I'll talk to you later."
"Ok. See you tomorrow."
"I lo-" she stops herself as she closes her eyes tight, fighting the feeling to say 'I love you'. She sighs and opens her eyes. "Take care."
"You too." he hangs up. Tails heads downstairs and sees Knuckles, Julie-Su, the M.E., Tikal, and Chaos in the living room sitting on the couch. "What is going on?" he asks as he looks in fear that his parents might find out about Chaos' identity.
Knuckles gets up from the couch. "Aye my dawg! What's crackin' mon?" he puts his arm around Tails.
"I was just on the phone with Sally. What's going on he-"
"Oh yeah! Sally!" Knuckles looks at Tails' mom.
"Aye yo Mrs. Prower. Yo son likes that Sally chick. You know, the mayor's daughter and all that cool stuff."
Tails' mom looks at her son. "Aww! That's adorable. I never knew you like her."
Tails blushes as he looks at Knuckles. "C'mon Knux, why?" he looks at his mom. "Mom, please don't embarrass me..."
Julie-Su speaks. "Yo Tails. Did you know that this fool let that water monster sleep in my room? AND allowed that thang to wear my pajamas! Now my bed and clothes are all soggy!" she crosses her arms and pouts. She began to hit him repeatedly in the head. "Stupid! Incompetent! Idiot!"
"Ow!" he rubs his head. "I was only trynna help them out."
Julie-Su grumbles under her breath.
Tikal looks at Mrs. Prower. "Tails mother? If you could ever be so kind as to allow us to stay with you guys in the meantime? Me and my friend here would greatly appreciate it."
Mrs. Prower smiles. "Why that would be delightful. Stay as long as you like."
Tails frowns and looks at the camera. 'Oh boy... how am I going to hide Chaos' real identity now?' he closes his eyes and sighs.
-At The E-40 Egg Fortress-
The large ship was flying through the night sky as the half blown moon appeared in the background.
"Dad! Are we there yet?" asked Eggette.
"No." Eggman responds.
"Are we there yet now?"
"No." he says again.
"How about now?"
"Omelette Eggette Robotnik! Stop asking the same question in such a short time!" Eggman pulls his mustache. "I will let you know when we get there!"
Eggette sits in her chair next to her dad as he pilots the ship. She looks at him with a big grin. "How about now?"
Eggman stretches his stache as he pulled it while screaming out of frustration. "AAAAAARRRRGGHHHH!"
"Argh? We're pirates now?"
"Metal! Take her to bed!"
To be continued...