"Here it comes, Church." One of the men said to Leonard L. Church.

Church, wearing his armor, was outside in the freezing cold with another soldier. It was nighttime, making it even colder. They were studying the weather.

"Man, it's so fucking cold," Church complained.


On the Erebus, Sombra was in his room, reading George R.R Martin's A Game of Thrones when he heard someone come into the room.

"Sir." Said the random crewmember."You asked for me?"

King Sombra looked at him and nodded."Yes. I want you to take the Eskimo girl to the Horror."

The random crewmember was surprised."Are you sure?"

"The people on this ship don't want her. Make her Horror's problem."


The random crewmember went over to the room where they kept the Eskimo girl. When he went to the room, he saw Marlton talking to the Eskimo girl.

"And then he said "No, I am your father."." Marlton was telling the Eskimo girl a story."And then he said, "That's not true. That's impossible. NOOOOOO!"."

"Mr. Marlton." Said the random crewmember."Sombra wants the Eskimo girl off the Erebus." He told him.

"He does?" Marlton said, surprised.

He nodded."They are going to put her on the Horror."

"Well...can I go?" He asked him.

The random crewmember shrugged."Sure."


Marlton went to the room Primis Doctor Edward Richtofen was in."Can I please go to the Erebus?" He asked him.

Primis Richtofen sighed."Fine." He looked at Marlton."Be sure to invite me to wedding, Marlton."

"Has anyone ever invited you to a wedding, Richtofen?" Marlton roasted Richtofen.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" Yelled everyone on the ship at the sick burn.


"Alright, everybody," Sombra said to the crewmembers of the ship."I want everyone on this ship to work harder. Do you understand?"

"Yes, sir!" They all yelled in unison.


Marlton walked with some marines and the Eskimo through the snow as they went over to the Horror.

As they walked, Marlton saw one of the men fall down all of sudden.


Takeo was in his room, talking to Sarge. Some crewmember came into the room."Captain Masaki, some of the men from Erebus have brought the Eskimo girl. On their way, one of their men...died."

Takeo was silent for a moment."Befa!" He suddenly called for him.

"Yes?" Said the Imperial Officer, coming into the room.

"Is there anymore Quick Revive Soda?" He asked, not caring about how someone had died.


Later, Marlton went into Takeo's room to talk to him."I have been talking to that Eskimo girl, Mr. Masaki." Marlton said to the captain."We've talked about the land."

"Good. Perhaps she will tell us about the bear that has been killing our men." Said Takeo.

"Well, actually-" Marlton was about to object to that but saw Sarge and Lieutenant Small bring the Eskimo girl in.

Takeo then talked to the Eskimo girl who was sitting down."What is hunting us?" Takeo asked in her language.

"Tuunbaq."

Takeo had heard her mention that before.

"What does that mean?" Asked Sarge.

"I think it means...spirit." Takeo looked at the sergeant.

Sombra then came into the room."Takeo!" He yelled, angry."Did you steal all my Coca-cola sodas?!"

...

"Maybe."

"You are pathetic, you know that?" Sombra told him."All you have been doing is drinking that terrible Quick Revive soda and when you run out, you steal mine."

Takeo didn't really care about what he was saying.

"Also...you're a meanie head."

Takeo then punched Sombra right in the face.


As Sombra and Takeo argued with each other, Sarge went to the top of the ship.

When he did, he saw some of the soldiers looking afraid."It's here, Sarge!" A Stormtrooper said to him.

Sarge looked at the tent they had on top of the ship."It took one of the random characters on the ship!" A marine yelled, running out of the tent. The tent then fell and the mast did as well.

The mast fell on the entrance to the top, getting everyone stuck in the ship.

"Shit!" Sarge yelled."Okay, men. Here's the plan..." Sarge turned to look at the soldiers...only to see that they were all gone.

Sarge then saw the polar bear on the ship."Fuck." He said. He then climbed up the rope of another mast. He was close to the top.

"Sucker!" He yelled, happy to get away from the polar bear. As he climbed, a lamp that was lit then fell down. Sarge looked down to see the lamp fall but also saw the polar bear climbing as well. He screamed.

Sarge climbed to the top of the mast. The polar bear caught up with him. The bear's claws were strong enough to cut through his red armor.

Takeo, Sombra, and the others made their way up to the ship using another door."Where is he?" Takeo asked.

"Shoot the damn thing!" Sarge yelled.

"He must be up there!" Said Sombra.

They grabbed the cannon and aimed it at the sky. But there was too much snow so they couldn't see them.

Sarge threw a lit lamp at the polar bear. Seeing the fire, they fired the cannon. They shot the mast and the mast fell down, along with the creature.

They all ran over to where they saw the polar bear land...only to see that it was now gone.

"Uh...can someone help me?" Said Sarge, who was tangled in the rope above them.

Before Takeo could climb to help Sarge, he saw the Eskimo girl. She was about to leave the ship. They stared at each other for a long moment before she finally left.


Sarge grunted in pain as he walked down the stairs. They then put him on a table and looked at his wounded leg.

As they cut off Sarge's leg, Marlton noticed something.

They were running out of Pepsi.