Everybody on the ships packed their rowboats with food and supplies as they would be leaving the ships soon. They would also leave a few people on the boats because screw them.

"Are you ready, sir?" Befa asked Takeo Masaki. The Japanese captain nodded.

Takeo looked at the place he and the others had been on for years.

"Fuck this place." He said before they left.


"Holy shit, this going to take all day." Said Grif, seeing the rowboat they had dragged was now stuck in the ice. Some of the men used pickaxes to get rid of the ice under it.

One of them, tired, used their own hand.


The next day, Dennis got some food but wasn't able to get some Pepsi.

Dennis then went to eat with the others. Earlier, he, Mac, and a few others had had an idea where they would split off from the rest of the party and make their own way home.

Dennis noticed Marlton moving the Eskimo girl away from the food.


Church and some random, unimportant crewmember were walking up on some of the ice and Dennis noticed something near them.


"My goodness..." Said Sombra, horrified at seeing the decapitated heads of the crewmembers they had sent out years earlier.

Church and the crewmember had told Takeo and Sombra about what they had seen. The Japanese captain and King Sombra were looking at their dead bodies.

"Church," Takeo turned to look at the soldier."You will not tell anyone about this." He ordered.

Church nodded."Right, sir."


They left the ice and went out into the rocky, grey land to see tents already there.

When it became night, everyone heard groaning from one of the men. Takeo, Sombra, Marlton, and a few others left their tents to see Indiana Jones laying on the ground.

"My head..." The archeologist groaned.

Marlton went over to him."Are you alright, Mr. Jones?" He asked him.

"I need you to kill me..." He said."Something's wrong with my head."

Indy pushed Marlton away, got up, and stole a rifle from one of the soldiers and aimed it at Takeo.

The soldiers quickly pointed their guns at Indy."Hold your fire!" Takeo ordered them. Reluctantly, they slowly put down their weapons.

Takeo walked around Indy who was still aiming the rifle at him."Doctor Jones...I'm sure everything will be alright."

"I got him!" Yelled Church, his sniper aimed at Indy.

Church then fired...only for him to miss.

"Oh, for fuck sakes..." Said Sarge. He went over to Indy, pointed his shotgun at his face, and shot him.

"There. Now, let's go to bed." Sarge said.


The next day, Befa led some of the men to hunt for some animals. He was walking with Dennis and George "Mac" Mchale when they saw something.

"Eskimos!" Said Befa, surprised. He looked at Dennis and Mac."Let me go talk to them alone. We don't want to scare them."

Dennis and Mac nodded and Befa ran over to the Eskimos dragging a sled.

He stopped and stared at them for a moment."I am Befa." He said to them."I am looking for some food."

One of the Eskimos was kind enough to give him a slice of pizza.

"Thank you." He said, grateful."Thank you."

When he turned around, he saw that Dennis and Mac were gone."Uh, I'll be back." He said, leaving to find where the two had gone.

He finally saw them. As he got closer, he saw Mac laying on the ground while Dennis was sitting on him.

"What happened?" He asked Dennis.

He touched Dennis's shoulder. Dennis quickly turned around and stabbed him in the chest as some creepy music played in the background.

Befa was laying on the ground, dying.