A/N: I meant to write The Biju Biju Fruit today, but then I made plans, then I canceled those plans and since this chapter was more than half way done I thought I could update this instead. Enjoy.

Chapter 12: Just a Little Game of Tag

It was a minor quiz. Haruhi had already finished. She was resting her head on her desk.

Kyon looked at her.

"She's still dealing with it." Thought Kyon.

(Flashback)

There was meeting with both S.O.S. Brigade and the Back-up Brigade.

"So what you're saying is that not only that weird Hybrid one of our class mates but he's also a reincarnation of Uqlaubnoa?" asked Yachiru.

"Ulquiorra." Corrected Haruhi.

"Whatever." Said Yachiru.

"I'm more concerned that Haruhi can… I don't know… end the world." Said Yuri.

"Yes it's very concerning." Said Itsuki.

"That's really annoying you know." Said Tsuruya.

"What is?" asked Itsuki.

"Never mind…" said Tsuruya having forgotten what she was talking about.

"So is a bad guy or a good guy?" asked Yachiru.

"I… I… don't know." Said Haruhi, "I just…"

"You want him to be on our side." Said Mikuru.

"I know… he… his past life has done some very terrible things… but…" said Haruhi.

"It's just like you and the gun toting sumo wrestler." Said Kyon.

"Stop bringing that up." Muttered Haruhi.

"Maybe we should cheer you!" said Yachiru.

"No!" yelled Yuri.

"Why?" asked Yachiru.

"Remember the last time you tired to cheer someone up?" asked Yuri.

"Oh come on Lily, it wasn't that bad." Said Yachiru.

"Wasn't that bad? Yumichika lost an arm!" said Yuri.

"But Re-Chan fixed it." Said Yachiru.

Everyone else looked at Kyon.

"Do we want to know?" asked Haruhi.

"No…" said Kyon shaking his head no.

(End of Flashback)

Kyon sighed…

"Things seem to be getting worse." He thought.

A few desks down, Ulrich has finished his test and began to think about earlier that day.

"Who would send me a letter?" he thought.

(Flashback)

Ulrich was switch out his shoes when he saw a note. It was a cutesy pink stationary.

"Please meet me down the mountain… at the bench next to the cheek. Signed your secret admirer."

Ulrich blinked.

"Uh-oh…" he thought.

(End of Flashback)

"Why me…" he thought.

That afternoon in the clubroom. Kyon was looking at some sort of catalogue, Yuki was reading a book while Haruhi was on the computer while Mikuru made tea.

That's when Itsuki arrived.

"So it's the usual I see." Said Itsuki.

"Who ever gave Yachiru the power to design all Artificial Soul must be laughing." Said Kyon messaging a headache.

"Still trying to find a suitable artificial soul." Said a voice.

"Yeah…" sighed Kyon.

That's when Kyon realized none of the other members said that. Everyone else came to same realization. The voice came from the windowsill, everyone looked there and saw a black cat.

"Yoruichi!" said Haruhi happily.

"I can see you remember me." Said the cat… who not only could talk but was named Yoruichi.

"The cat is talking!" said Mikuru in shock.

"That's right." Said Yoruichi with a smirk, it looked at Kyon, "It's been a while Kaien."

"It has." Said Kyon.

"So… I take it this cat has to with the Soul Society." Said Itsuki.

"Oh yeah, you should transform into your human form." Said Haruhi.

"That would be a good idea." Said Yoruichi with a sly smirk.

"Wait!" yelled Kyon.

But it was too late… as Yoruichi transformed into her human form, a tall, beautiful dark skinned woman… who was buck-naked.

And that was when all hell broke loose in the clubroom.

Meanwhile Ulrich was walking down the road.

"How am I supposed to find this bench?" he thought with a sigh.

That's when he saw a girl reading a magazine under a tree so he couldn't see her face

"Is that her." He said.

He walked over to the girl.

"Um… excuse me." Said Ulrich, "Are you the one that the sent me this letter?"

"That's right." Said the girl, she put the magazine down, revealing her to be Yuri, "Now!" she shouted.

That's when Yachiru and Tsuruya tired to jump Ulrich from the tree… but… landed in the creek. There was an awkward silence.

"Well…" said Yuri, "That could have gone better…"

Back inside the clubroom, Yoruichi was getting dressed… apparently she went ahead and hid some clothes in there since she knew was going to do that.

Outside, Itsuki was talking to Kyon about her.

"So she's a friend of Mr. Urahara?" asked Kisuke.

"She's helped out my dad since the beginning, she helped both him and Orihime train." Said Kyon.

"So she's knows a lot about Ms Suzumiya's powers?" asked Itsuki.

"She does." Said Kyon.

"I'm dressed!" came Yoruichi's voice on the other end.

The two came into the room, the dark skinned woman couldn't help but to laugh., "I guess your less of a prude than your father at that age."

Kyon began to blush.

"So what are you doing here?" asked Kyon.

"Well isn't obvious, I'm here to train you." Said Yoruichi, "After all I heard about Ulquiorra's reincarnation so I think you'll need it."

"That's a really good idea." Said Haruhi.

"So we should go to the park. After all that will be the best place to do it." Said Yoruichi with a smirk.

"This is going to end well." Thought Kyon with a sigh.

Sometime later… after Yachiru and Tsuruya managed to dry themselves off thanks to Emiri.

"So you're the back up brigade." Said Ulrich.

"That's right." Sighed Yuri.

"So what did you want to talk to me about?" asked Ulrich.

"Who's side are you on?" asked Tsuruya.

"Do I really have to have a side?" asked Ulrich.

All four girls stared at him.

"Okay… I'm on your side… I minds as well admit it." Sighed Ulrich.

"Then why are you doing this?" asked Yuri.

"Secret test of character…. I guess…" Said Ulrich with a shrug.

"What's that supposed to mean?" asked Yuri.

"There are a few people alive who's ever been in Aizen's army." Said Ulrich, "He's a monster who will use anyone to get what he wants. And only Haruhi knows that. She's still in shock over what happened."

"I've heard stories about your past life." Said Yuri.

"I have too." Said Tsuruya.

"I've only heard the nicknames that were thrown around about you." Said Yachiru.

Yuri sweat dropped, "Really? You only heard the nicknames?" asked Yuri, "Yachiru… you're a Lieutenant… and you haven't heard the stories?"

Yachiru knocked her head and stuck her tongue out.

Ulrich began to leave, "We have plenty of time to get to know each other. But for now, that's all I'm saying." Said Ulrich who gave a bit of a goofy smile, "after all, I'd be a million yen that she's going to make me join you girls."

That's when Ulrich walked off.

"So should we trust him?" asked Tsuruya.

"I say we can." Said Kisuke appearing behind them.

Tsuruya and Yachiru jumped high in to the air… so high in fact… they landed in the creek again.

"Well… that could have gone better." Said Kisuke.

In the park the S.O.S. Brigade stood across from Yourichi.

"First before we get started." Said Yourichi, she put on a red glove, and ran towards Kyon, she used it to separate him from his body.

"I hate those things." Said Kyon.

"It's better to not use a Gikongan for this." Said Yoruichi taking off the glove.

"A little warning next time." Said Kyon as Haruhi helped him.

"Sorry…" said Yoruichi.

"May I ask what is our training?" asked Itsuki.

"We're going to be playing tag." Said Yoruichi.

There was an awkward silence.

"You're kidding, right?" asked Kyon.

"No…" said Yoruichi with a smirk, "Your uncle told you the stories didn't he?"

"Yeah…" sighed Kyon.

"So what would be the point?" asked Itsuki.

"It would be for me to see what you can do." Said Yoruichi, "After all I need to see first hand what you can together first hand."

"Oh yes, that actually makes sense." Said Itsuki.

"Anyways." Said Yoruichi, "All of you will be it and if one of you catch me you all win."

"It sounds easy enough." Said Itsuki.

Kyon sighed heavily.

"The game will end in a half an hour, if no one catches me by then, you lose." Said Yoruichi, "We will begin now."

Itsuki ran towards her… only for Yoruichi to disappear and for him to trip.

"What just happened?" asked Mikuru.

"Flash Steps." Said Kyon, "It's a technique that allows for high speed."

"So I take it she's an expert." Said Itsuki as he dusted himself off.

"No…" said Kyon, "She's the master."

"I remember hearing about, they call her the Goddess of Flash, right?" asked Haruhi.

"We're not going to win." Said Kyon.

That was when Yoruichi reappeared… right behind Kyon.

"Oh come on Kaien, I've been rusty since the Winter War." Said Yoruichi.

That was when Kyon tried to catch… but she once again disappeared, causing Kyon to fall flat on his face.

"This is going to be a long training exercise." Muttered Kyon.

Meanwhile at Kisuke's house.

"So you will keep what I told you a secret from the Brigade?" asked Kisuke.

Emiri nodded.

"Damn… I'm surprised that's he's not evil." Said Yuri, "After hearing a back story like that."

"Wow… I can't believe a guy like that is on our side." Said Tsuruya.

"So he's on our side?" asked Yachiru.

"That's right." Said Kisuke.

"So is that it?" asked Yuri.

Kisuke nodded.

"I'm going home." Said Yuri.

"Wait for me Lily!" said Yachiru.

Tsuruya got up to leave along with Emiri.

"I wonder which is the stronger team." Thought Kisuke who then shrugged.

Sometime later in the park, the half hour was nearing it's end and no one had caught Yourichi yet… but to be fair, Kyon knew that his uncle, Byakuya never caught her when he played… and he was able to use flash step. No one had even gotten close, Haruhi barely did anything she mostly bossed around Kyon and Itsuki, Yuki did even less that that… she only stood there, and seemingly watched… and only tired to catch her once she seemed to have gotten close to her… Mikuru also tried her best, however she wasn't that good of an athletic and kept tripping.

That's when there was a bell ringing, Yoruichi reappeared.

"Times up." Said Yoruichi.

"So is that it?" asked Kyon slumping to the ground.

"Actually… to be honest I want to run by how you did." Said Yoruichi, "Kaien, Itsuki, Mikuru you did as expected… you all took this seriously."

She then turned to Haruhi and Yuki.

"Haruhi… I know you're still getting used to things but you have to participate too. You can't just sit back at the sidelines watching. You have to help this time around. You'll a lot stronger than Orihime, I can tell." Said Yoruichi.

Yoruichi turned to Yuki.

"Next time there's a training session like this… please do something." Said Yoruichi.

Yuki could only nod.

"I'd like to believe that." Thought Yoruichi with a sigh.

Yoruichi began to leave, "I'll be watching you from here on out. After all Aizen will be focusing on you."

Yoruichi then disappeared.

"You can all leave." Said Haruhi, "this meeting is over."

"I think she just made things worse." Sighed Kyon.

Kyon turned to his body… to find many shoe prints all over his body.

"Sorry…" said Itsuki, "I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I walking."

"Sorry Kyon." Said Mikuru.

Kyon sighed.

Sometime later… Kyon arrived home.

"I'm home!" called out Kyon.

That was when he was kicked in the face by Kon.

"What was that for!" yelled Kyon.

"Haruhi's in the kitchen and she's sad! And I'm sure it's all your fault." Said Kon.

She's here?" asked Kyon.

"Of course and she's very upset." Said Kon.

Kyon just ignore him and walked over to the kitchen to find it was indeed true.

"So you are here." Said Kyon, "Did you lock up the club room at least?"

"Yes, I did." Said Haruhi, "After all we know if someone would just bust into the club room and steal something."

Meanwhile outside the club room…

The Computer Club President.

"One day we'll get her." He muttered.

Back at the Kurosaki House…

"Well maybe if you didn't steal the computer." Muttered Kyon.

"What was that?" asked Haruhi.

"Never mind…" muttered Kyon.

"Um… Kaien." Said Rukia, "I know you were checking up on her. But Haruhi wanted to talk alone."

"Okay." Said Kyon with a shrug.

Kyon left the kitchen only to be assaulted by Kon again.

"Go bother my dad!" yelled Kyon.

"I can't! He's at a captain's meeting!" yelled Kon.

Rukia laughed at this.

"Haruhi… don't worry…" she said, "Yoruichi is right. But to be fair. You haven't had that much battle experience in this life."

"I know." Said Haruhi.

"Don't worry. You'll have time to figure things out." Said Rukia, "I'm sure of it."

"Thank you for talking. "said Haruhi.

"That's what friends are for." Said Rukia.

Meanwhile Yoruichi just got to Kisuke's house.

"So how did it go?" asked Kisuke.

"They're even a more rag tag group than Ichigo's." said Yoruichi.

"I was hopping you'd say that." Laughed Kisuke.

"I'm sure once Kaien and Haruhi get their acts together… things will change." Said Yoruichi.

"You got that right." Said Kisuke.

And so… the training didn't go as well they thought… but who knows maybe it will help them get their act together.

Next Time: An Arrancar uses the computer club members as puppet in order to fight the S.O.S. Brigade. Will Haruhi and the S.O.S. brigade beat them up while fighting the Arrancar? Probably... she did black mail them...