A/N: This chapter is very, very weird... No really it is...

Chapter 17: Why Can't We Have A Normal Day?

It was just a normal day for a not so normal club. They have fully accepted the fact that Ulrich was on their side… and a bizarre class clown. Seriously… he was really weird… two days after opening up, he did the Macarena with a bucket on his head. Those that didn't witness weren't sure what a Macarena was… but it sounded weird.

Ulrich now believes he should have stared with light pranks then did the stunt.

Also it should be pointed out that it was time for exams break. Yet, unlike every single other club in school, they didn't take a break from club activates. But to be fair, unlike the other clubs, it's duties involving protecting everyone in town…

However it was a day in which Aizen was biding his time for a big attack… so… just a normal quiet day.

"I did it." Said Haruhi who was at the computer.

"You did what?" asked Kyon.

I made a logo for the S.O.S. Brigade.

"A Logo?" asked Kyon.

He went over to the computer and stared at a strange circle. That vaguely resembled "S.O.S. Brigade" in the middle.

"Uh-huh…" said Kyon.

"You don't see it… do you? It says S.O.S. Brigade in the middle." Said Haruhi, "I'm going to put it on the home page."

"You mean the one that's only a homepage?" asked Kyon.

"Well if it wasn't a secret we were fighting Hollows I would put information about what's going with the S.O.S. Brigade and maybe even the back up brigade." Said Haruhi, "But I cant…"

Kyon, stared at Haruhi, "I wasn't expecting you to say that…" he said.

"Whatever…" said Haruhi, "Anyways it would be up to you to put this up."

Kyon sighed… "She's still bossing me around." He thought.

"Don't say your thoughts out loud and do it." Said Haruhi.

Kyon shrunk the picture to an appropriate size and put it on the site.

The next day…

Kyon entered the room to find someone who shouldn't be there.

"What is you doing here?" asked Kyon.

"I can't check up on the S.O.S. Brigade?" asked Kisuke who was this person.

Kyon sighed as he took a seat, he noticed both Haruhi who looked upset and Yuki were in the room.

"What's wrong?" asked Kyon.

"It's the website…" muttered Haruhi.

"I see…" said Kyon.

That was when Itsuki came into the room.

"Oh hello Mr. Urahara what brings you here today." Said Itsuki being polite.

"Oh… I'll explain it when Mikuru gets in here…" said Urahara, "And since it's exam time. I think it might be a while."

More than an hour later, Mikuru finally arrived.

"Sorry I'm late." Said Mikuru who then noticed Kisuke, "Mr. Urahara…"

Mikuru stared making tea when Urahara stared talking.

"Don't worry…. What's going has nothing to do with Aizen or his growing Arrancar army." Said Urahara, "But I guess you could say it something to do with Haruhi's still yet not fully controlled powers."

"And what does this have to with my website?" asked Haruhi.

"Well that picture you put on your website awakened an evil Data Life form that hibernated in the internet and has taken the president of the computer club captive." Said Kisuke.

"Excuse me?" asked Haruhi.

"It's exactly what it sounds like." Said Kisuke.

"That sounds… really crazy." Said Haruhi.

"But it happened." Said Kisuke.

"So were you the one that screwed up my website?" asked Haruhi.

"No… I'm just the messenger… someone else screwed up your website." Said Kisuke, he looked at Yuki from the corner of his eyes.

"Great…" muttered Haruhi, "Wait a second… why didn't we get kidnapped?"

"I don't think I want to know." Muttered Kyon.

"Don't' worry… about it." Said Kisuke.

"Okay… looks like we have training mission!" yelled Haruhi, "Go rescue the computer nerd and fight this weird data life form holding him captive."

Kyon sighed… "Great…" he muttered.

The next day… They arrived at the apartment.

"So apparently it's holding him in alternate space that exists inside his apartment." Said Haruhi.

"Whatever's going on, it's going to be interesting." Said Yoruichi.

"What did you come along again?" asked Kyon.

"Because both Kisuke and Ichigo thought that it would be a good idea to tag along." said Yoruichi with a shrug.

They went up to the apartment where Yuki opened the door with what Haruhi called "super lock picking powers."

"So this is the room." Said Haruhi looking around, "Yeah… differently a computer nerds room."

"Is everyone ready?" asked Yourichi.

"I… guess…" said Mikuru.

"Sure…" sighed Kyon.

Yuki nodded, she raised her hand and suddenly they found themselves in a desert.

"Why do I have the oddest feeling that this fight is going to involve in RPG style fights." Said Haruhi.

"I don't know…" said Kyon with a shrug.

Yuki pointed, everyone turned to see what was standing there… giant camel cricket.

"What is that thing?" asked Kyon.

"A camel cricket." Said Itsuki.

"Thank you Captain Obvious." Said Kyon.

"So where is the computer club president?" asked Haruhi.

"Inside of him." Answered Yuki.

"Okay! So all we have to do is beat up that thing and it will fine." Said Haruhi.

Itsuki summoned his powers.

"Interesting… it's just like with a Hollow." Said Itsuki.

"Okay!" ordered Haruhi, "Kyon, Mikuru! You stay out of this."

"What?" asked Kyon.

"We don't' know if Kido and Zanpakuto will work on this thing." Said Haruhi, "And beside you're the best person to help Mikuru."

Mikuru was tightly hugging Kyon's waist.

"I'm going to stay out of this fight as well is that okay?" asked Yoruichi.

"Sure." Said Haruhi.

"What was the point of you coming again?" asked Kyon.

"Like I said, to keep an eye on you kids." Said Yoruichi.

Kyon sighed.

"All right let's go!" said Haruhi, "Tsubaki! Koten Zanshun! I reject!"

The male fairy spirit hit the Cricket monster.

The Cricket Monster was angry.

The Cricket Monster aimed an attack at Yuki.

Yuki used Barrier.

The Cricket jumped back, and prepared another attacked.

Itsuki used ESPer Powers

Critical Hit.

"Why does this like a Pokémon Battle?" asked Mikuru.

"I don't' think the author plays another RPG." Said Yoruichi.

"That makes sense." Said Kyon.

That's when a Scarab Beetle appeared.

The Scarab Beetle tended to the Crickets wounds.

"Damn it!" yelled Haruhi.

Haruhi used Tsubaki.

Attack missed.

"Come on!" yelled Haruhi.

Itsuki used ESPer Powers.

Critical Hit!

Cricket Monster was defeated!

"That was anticlimactic." Said Haruhi as the Cricket melted away, revealing the poor computer club president.

"We should get out of here before he wakes up." Said Haruhi.

They left the bedroom and because of Haruhi when to Kyon's house to discus what was going on.

"What do you mean there are 8 others!" yelled Haruhi.

"That's right… either others saw the logo and are now trap like he was." Said Yoruichi.

Haruhi slammed her head onto the table.

"Do we have to rescue all of them too?" asked Haruhi.

"Captain Kurotsuchi already rescued one…" said Yourichi.

"Gee… I wonder why…" thought Kyon.

"You said that out loud…" said Haruhi.

"Isn't that Yuri's mad scientist grand father who she wants dead?" asked Itsuki.

"Yes…" answered Kyon.

"The Soul Society plans to take those that didn't happened in this town." Said Yoruichi, "5 of them were north high students so you have to rescue 5 more."

Kyon sighed heavily, "Can't we ever have a normal day?" he thought.

"You said that out loud again…" said Haruhi.

And so the not so normal club had a not so normal day… with a few more ahead for them… Hopefully… they wouldn't be giant bugs with Pokémon style battles… right?

Next Time: Thanks to Itsuki's Organization, the S.O.S. Brigade will be going to an island along with Kyon's sister, Emiri, Ulrich and Kon. It's just a nice little vacation for some R&R, it's not like anything bad will happen? Right? Right!