Do We open up to bumblebee, crosshairs, and drift standing in the flat area in front of the castle. Crosshairs looks behind himself towards the castle, then back at drift.

Crosshairs: "No way."

Drift: "crosshairs."

Crosshairs: "nah-uh, bee and me don't do castles."

Drift: "why not?"

Crosshairs: "because castles have paintings with eyes that watch ya, and cybertronian corps you thinks a statue. And there's a guy inside who follows you, everytime you turn around."

Drift: "How many times has that actually happened?"

Crosshairs: "3, we're not gonna do it."

Bumblebee:(through radio) "You got that right."

Then bumblebee and crosshairs started walking away before drift stopped them.

Drift: "Bee."

As bumblebee and crosshairs turned back around, drift pulled a blue glowing strip out of his helmet.

Drift: "would you do it for an energon goody?"

Then bumblebee raised his hand up in the air while jumping up and down.

Drift: "and you'll be fearless?"

Bumblebee then started doing random karate moves. Suddenly when he pulled a flying sidekick, he accidentally kicked crosshairs across the face.

Crosshairs: "Ow, Hey watch it buzzer!"

Drift simply tossed the energon goody towards bumblebee who caught it and gobbled it up.

Drift: "there's plenty more where that came from. Now let's go before someone sees us."

Bumblebee and drift started running up towards the castle. But as they stopped at the few stairs, they turned around to see crosshairs still standing where he was.

Drift: "you're not gonna sit out here alone, are you?"

Crosshairs: "No thank you."

Then he followed bumblebee and drift into the castle.

As the 3 autobots stepped inside the castle, it had dead autobot bodies hanging from the walls. There was even the start of a roller coaster ride going along the ground to the left. The rest of the track disappeared into a large tunnel opening.

Crosshairs: "This place is like ober creepy."

Bumblebee:(through radio) "You got that right."

Drift: "The only thing missing is some random decepticon guards."

Suddenly, the door behind them started to open. Bumblebee jumped into crosshairs arms in fright, but whatever opened the door turned out to be Optimus Prime.

Drift: "sensai with all do respect, I found this place first. I call dibs on it's clues."

Optimus Prime: "Well I appear to have already found 2 clues."

Bumblebee, crosshairs, and drift looked at each other in confusion.

Drift: "Come again?"

Optimus Prime: "there's some very strange footprints leading up to the castle, and I followed them up here."

Drift: "Look, I was really looking forward to solving a mystery like this on my own."

While he was speaking, some model of a decepticon soldier moved up slowly behind drift and touched his shoulder. Crosshairs and drift shrieked in fear, but hound poked his out from behind the model giggling.

Crosshairs: "Hound!"

Optimus Prime: "What are you doing here?"

Hound: "This ride was closed, found my way up here to investigate it. And I wanted to scare the bolts out of drift."

Optimus Prime: "Well now that we're all together, let's split up. Drift, you go down…."

Hound: "Typical."

Optimus Prime: "is something wrong hound?"

Hound: "Oh nothing, I was always picked last for the team."

Optimus Prime: "very well. Drift, you head down the tunnel to the left. Me and hound will go down the opposite tunnel."

Then he turned to bumblebee and crosshairs. Crosshairs was shaking hands with the model hound had been hiding behind.

Optimus Prime: "bumblebee and crosshairs, you 2 head down that corridor behind you."

Then the 5 autobots split up into their instructed directions.

Bumblebee and crosshairs went through a doorway that led into a baffe room. There was even a statue of a female autobot with a tray of energon goodies at the end of the table.

Crosshairs: "Oh man, it's a baffe. Pinch me cause….

Then bumblebee suddenly pinched crosshairs on the arm.

Crosshairs: "Yowch! It's an expression bee."

Bumblebee:(through radio) "My bad."

Meanwhile, drift came up to the tunnel opening to find it all boarded up. Luckily, he pulled out his sword and slashed it against the boards.

Meanwhile, Optimus Prime and hound were walking down a hallway that had autobot Knight bodies standing against the walls.

Optimus Prime: "My apologies for picking you last hound."

Hound: "No sweat hound, I'm used to it."

But what they didn't know was that a wolf-like decepticon named Steel jaw was looking through a pair of eye holes in the wall towards Optimus and hound. Then he pulled his head away from the wall and walked away.

Back with drift, he was trying to get the doors opened but to no avail. Then drift pulled out his sword and held it up in the air over his head. Meanwhile, steel jaw race walked up to a console and pressed his paw on a big red button. Then everything in the castle started running again.

Some moving model with red glowing eyes turned towards drift and chuckled. But drift didn't notice because he slashed his sword against the door. It worked so while drift was doing a victory dance while swinging his sword around, one of the rides carts started moving and rammed into drift.

Back with bumblebee and crosshairs, another model with red glowing eyes spotted them. Then some red and yellow lights shined onto the table and the food started wiggling around.

Radio voice: "And now for our dinner show!"

Bumblebee:(through radio) "that's a hole lot of ugly!"

Back with Optimus Prime and hound, the statues against the walls started moving their spears up and down in front of/behind them. After Optimus and hound entered another room after escaping from the spears, 2 giant axe blades started swinging back and forth across the room moving towards the 2 autobots.

Hound: "Boss, they're moving towards us!"

Optimus and hound ran to the end of the room and tried to open the gate, no dice.

Optimus Prime: "We're cornered!"

Hound: "Try the book case, one of them has to open a secret passageway!"

Optimus Prime: "Hound, this is a ride!"

Hound: "Ya got a better plan boss!?"

So Optimus just joined hound tearing books off the shelves.

Back with bumblebee and crosshairs, the 2 autobots were now strapped to the walls by giant sausages.

Bumblebee: "What'll we do?"

Crosshairs: "What we do best bee, break free!"

Meanwhile, drift was hanging for dear life on the car that tried to run him over. He was heading straight for a dead end.

Drift: "This is so not my day."

Back with Optimus and hound, they were still searching through the book shelves to try and open a secret passageway. But the axe blades were getting really close.

Hound: "Boss, catch!"

Right before the axe blade hit Optimus, hound tossed him a book and he held it up in front of him. The blade still pushed him into a big nearby window leading into the console room where steel jaw was. Then Optimus landed on the button that turned on everything in the castle. Soon everything shut down again, including the cart that drift was riding on, and the stuff in the baffe room.

Crosshairs: "We made it Bee, we're alive!"

Suddenly, the wall they were hanging from fell backwards and collapsed on the floor.

Crosshairs: "That was weared."

Hound was slowly walking towards the window to see if Optimus was alright.

Hound: "Boss, you alright?"

Then Optimus raised himself up high enough for hound to see him. After they smiled at each other for a few seconds, Hound noticed there was 1 more book on the shelf.

Hound: "The last book."

Just as hound tried to pull it off the shelf, it only moved like a lever and opened a hallway next to the bookshelf. It led straight into the room where Optimus was in right now.

Back with bumblebee and crosshairs, they had just finished untying theirselves from the wall that fell down.

Crosshairs: "I don't feel so good. Reminds me of the time we tried to stomp on that guy in the hot dog costume."

Then they saw something in the darkness behind them.

Crosshairs: "Hey, what's this?"

As they stepped into the darkness, crosshairs felt a lightswitch against a wall. As he flipped it, the lights turned on and revealed a cybertronian sized kitchen that was built into a film set.

Crosshairs: "Lights, camera, action, huh bee."

Back with Optimus and hound, the room they were in turned out to look like a classroom with a console in it. But what they didn't know was that steel jaw was hiding underneath the console watching the 2 autobots.

Meanwhile, drift was walking down a rocky hallway until he came across a pair of cage-like double doors. Once he stepped inside, there was a large pyramid shaped cage in the middle of the room. The cage suddenly opened and drift stepped inside it's surface. Once he was inside, he spotted something on a pillar holding what looked like a smaller version of the allspark.

Drift: "OMP,(Oh my Primus) this could really come in handy."

But just as he lifted it up from the pillar, the walls of the cage started to close up. A fast thinking Drift jumped into the outside of the cage and ran out of the room after taking 1 more look back at the cage.

Back with bumblebee and crosshairs, they were still looking around the kitchen set. Then bumblebee accidentally squeaked one out.

Crosshairs: "Heh, laugh at whatever he's having."

Then he squeaked out one of his own, But then bumblebee farted out a much louder one. Crosshairs turned back at bumblebee with a confusing glare.

Crosshairs: "Are you challenging me?"

Bumblebee:(through radio) "Hmm, maybe. (Let's out a much louder fart)

Then while bumblebee and crosshairs both repeatedly let out their gas, drift walked into the room feeling discusted about what they were doing. But they both stopped immediately once they spotted drift.

Drift: "We're here to solve a mystery."

Crosshairs:(turns to bumblebee) "Yeah bee!"

Bumblebee just crossed his arms and gave them a disapproving glare.

Back with Optimus and hound, while they weren't looking, steel jaw pressed another red button activating an alarm along with a blinding red light.

Optimus Prime: "Let's go."

Then they ran out of the room to find the others. The same siren and red light was also going on in the room where bumblebee, crosshairs, and drift were at.

Meanwhile at the main gate of the castle, a small mob of decepticon soldiers marched into the front room lead by Stinger.

Stinger: "Search the castle!"

Reverse-meanwhile, the 5 autobots bumped into each other at a hallway cutting.

Drift: "Fellow autobots, I found some smaller version of the so called Allspark in some strange dungeon room."

Hound: "Nice, you actually did something useful for a change."

Drift just angrily glared at hound.

Optimus Prime: "I wonder why they're keeping relics in a ride?"

Then they spotted the shadows of stinger and the soldiers coming around the corner.

Crosshairs: "We're all gonna be relics if we don't get outta here guys."

Optimus Prime: "I have an idea."

As stinger and the soldiers officially came around the corner, more soldiers lead by steel jaw were coming the other way. But the autobots were blending in against the wall. Optimus Prime, bumblebee, and crosshairs were dressed as knights, and hound was dressed as a bearded wizard. Drift only has to put on a little extra samurai armor because he already almost looked like a samurai.

Soon both stinger and steel jaws groups met face to face.

Decepticon soldier: "No sign of the autobots."

Then stinger grabbed steel jaw by the strip of fur on his back and put him up to his eye level.

Stinger: "For your sake, they better not have gone far."

Then they all walked off to continue their search. Suddenly crosshairs started feeling gassy again.

Crosshairs:(whispers) "Oh scrap."

Then he pulled a trumpeting fart causing the fire pit in front of hound to cause a tiny fiery explosion.

Bumblebee:(through radio) "Nice one son."

A few minutes later, the 5 autobots scrambled out the back door of the castle still taking off the remains of their costumes. Feeling very pleased with theirselves, they transformed and rolled out to the main hotel building.

To be continued.