ZADR Orange Chapter 133

Warnings: Extreme OOCness

Rating: M for later chapters

Disclaimer: We do not own Invader Zim, nor any of the characters from it. We do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Zim: Notgonnadie

Dib: Me

Enjoy. =3

Grinning through the kiss, Zim slowly slid one hand up to Dib's antennas while continuing to caress his belly with the other.

Opening his mouth, Dib gasped at the feel of Zim's fingers tracing the length of his antennas, causing him to arch his back slightly.

Pinching the tips a little, Zim continued to stroke the stalks.

Dib instinctively wrapped one of his legs around the back of one of Zim's as though to keep him from pulling away anytime soon. "Nyeh...Ah..." he moved his body with Zim's, wanting that friction.

Grinding against him, Zim pulled as close as he possibly could.

"Ehem!"

Jumping at the sudden interruption and pulling away from Zim somewhat, Dib's face flushed a bright cherry red now as he pressed his back as far back against the shelf as he could.

"Huh?" Zim looked over at the angry shopper glaring at them and covering their child's eyes.

"U-Uhm...M-Maybe we should finish up and go, Zim..." Dib said, glancing over at the shopper momentarily before bringing his flustered gaze back on Zim.

Zim sighed and nodded. "Only if we can finish at home." he said, rather irritated they had been interrupted to begin with.

Dib's antennae drooped as he nodded his own head. "Exactly what are we going to be finishing? I mean, how far were you planning on taking this here if we hadn't been interrupted?" he asked, blinking up at the other with a blush on his face.

Zim's eyes widened and he blushed more himself. "As far as you wanted to go..." he said, not really caring himself that they were out in public, Dib being his own true concern in that moment.

"I...I don't know how far I would have let us go if we hadn't been interrupted..." Dib admitted, his face lighting up a bright red now. "I don't think I even realized how far we had gone just now until we had been interrupted…" he then said, his mind having been elsewhere at the time.

Zim blushed and smiled. "I guess we'll find out then, huh?" he smirked a bit at Dib's outgoingness.

Dib looked back up at Zim and blushed. "I-I guess..." he looked away and smiled shyly.

Zim grinned wide and pulled away from him. "So what else do we need?" he asked, wanting to finish up quickly so he could take Dib home for some alone time together.

"U-Uhm...W-Well, I know we're not going to be really taking them too many places by car, but should we get them car seats for when we take them places by air? I mean, we could probably set them up in your ship for later use."

Zim shrugged. "If you think they would need them." he said, his mind no longer as focused on the task at hand.

Dib nodded his head. "I think they would come in handy. Neither of us could really hold all three of them in our laps if we ever needed to take them anywhere." he said, not wanting to risk the safety of their smeets.

"True. Okay, let's pick some out."

"They don't have to be anything special, just so long as they look safe."

"Of course."

"Hmm...What else do we need?"

"Diapers?"

"Oh yeah, and lots of them too. The washable kind or disposable? And should we go ahead and get some baby powder too while we're here?

"Uhhh...I don't think I want to be washing those things...Baby- YOU POWDER BABIES HERE?!"

"W-Well...Baby powder is just something used to prevent diaper rash. And it kind of smells nice too to cover up any unpleasant smells. "

"...Oh...So it's not made of powdered babies then?"

"Of course not. It's just something you put ON babies. Not make out of them. I think we can pick some up at the store near our house though. And some diapers too."

"Oh…Well in that case, sure."

"Besides, if we didn't use baby power when changing them, they would more than likely get upset."

Zim nodded. "Alright then." he said, storing all this information in his PAK now so he'd having it for later use.

After a moment, Dib fell silent for several long minutes. "...Uhm...C-Can you think of anything else we need? I know there must be more, but it just seemed so much easier when we had Rose helping us..." he sighed, antennae drooping.

Zim shook his head. "No, that's all I can think of..." he said, not so certain there really was anything more they needed.

"Well...I guess we can get the rest of what we need at a later time then..." Dib said, holding all the items they had already picked out in his arms. "Do you want to head home then?" he then asked, a small blush already painting his cheeks pink.

Zim nodded furiously. "YES! Let's get out of here." he said, just wanting to take the other home and forget everything else bad that had happened that day.

"Alright..." Dib nodded his own head before smirking at the Irken. "Besides...I know why YOU'RE in such a hurry to get home." he leaned in to Zim again to give his lips a small lick. "So...Do you think you have enough money to pay for all these things?" he then asked, not having any on him himself.

Zim moaned a little at the lick. "Mmm, yeah…I got enough~" he reached back to rummage through his PAK for the cash they needed.

"Mmm...Gooood…" Dib purred out, nuzzling his face back into Zim's neck. "Do you think we should get Rose in here before we go to buy it...? It might look a bit weird if we go up there alone..." he then murmured against Zim's skin.

"Nahhh. We can say it's for her baby if they ask."

"I just hope they don't notice the fact that I actually LOOK pregnant." Dib sighed against Zim's skin, his antennae then falling back to rest comfortably against his head. "I practically look as far along as Rose does because of these three...Maybe even farther..." he then said as he brought a hand down to smooth a palm over his swollen belly.

Zim nuzzled him. "You're overreacting, Dib-love." he said, going to help Dib move some of the baby items over onto the counter in front of the checkout lane.

Dib let out a small whine at the nuzzle. "No, I'm nooot...These smeets just seem to be growing more and more each day. I mean, can you imagine what I'll look like nine months into this?" he said, his face remaining hidden in Zim's neck. "I'll be a beached whale!" he then exclaimed, not liking the image that had popped into his own head.

Zim snorted a little. "No you won't, Dib." he tried to assure the other of that, just knowing Dib was jumping to conclusions now.

"How do you know? I mean, think about it. At the rate my stomach's growing, sooner or later I won't even be able to walk because my feet won't reach the ground. It's already getting hard to walk carrying all this extra weight around."

Zim's antennas drooped. "Th-Then you'll stay at home." he said, knowing that before too long Dib really wouldn't be able to leave the house without other people being able to tell he was pregnant.

"Either that or make you carry me around..." Dib peeked up at the other. "That is, if you're strong enough to carry me at that point. It would be better than waddling around like a penguin at least." he then said, making a small waddling motion where he stood.

A/N: And there you have it for Chapter 133. =3 Until next time~