A/N: Alright. In the event it isn't obvious enough to those of you reading, YES, tomorrow's chapter IS indeed an 18+ chapter. As always, I do NOT want to hear any complaining about it not being posted here on FF. For those of you who want to read Chapter 137 tomorrow, please keep your eyes peeled for the FA link posted in my profile. It will be posted under the "ZADR Orange Related Links" heading"M-Rated chapters."

So, for those of you 18 years of age and older, you can feel free to either look this chapter up on DA under the account name Dib-The-Hybrid or follow the FA link I leave in my profile.

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Things I will NOT do:

Post the full sex scene here on FF.

Send the chapter in a PM to anybody who asks me.

Kindly refrain from sending me any messages about how some people get away with posting sexual content here on FF. The bottom line is, sexual content is NOT allowed here on FF. Regardless of whether people get away with it or not, that does not make everybody immune to having their stories removed. I have had stories removed in the past and I refuse to put myself in such a situation with this story. After all, it only takes one report to have a story completely removed from this site. So please bare that in mind before you decide to all come harassing me about it.

Don't believe me about FF's rules on sexual content? Then please see my Chapter 25 A/N in "Dib Is Sick" for a more detailed run-through of this site's rules and regulations. I'm serious, you guys. Please no messages about my decision not to post the full sex scene here. I am tired of going over this every time I post a chapter with sexual content in it. I would really appreciate it if you guys would try to see where I'm coming from in all this and just respect my decision not to post that sort of content here on FF.

That said, I hope you guys otherwise enjoy the continuation of ZADR Orange. =3 (P.S.- Yes, the above is going to be my new warning for ALL sex scenes from now on. Doesn't really matter which story I'm posting for. The same applies for all of them.)

ZADR Orange Chapter 136

Warnings: Extreme OOCness

Rating: M for later chapters

Disclaimer: We do not own Invader Zim, nor any of the characters from it. We do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Zim: Notgonnadie

Dib: Me

Enjoy. =3

Smirking up at the other teasingly when he shook his fist to the sky and declared his hatred of the rattle, Dib couldn't help but press his body flush against Zim's as he wrapped his arms comfortably around the ranting Irken's neck. "You know you like it...But -I- know something you like even more..." he said, leaning up to kiss Zim gently on the lips.

Zim moaned a little, pressing back hard against Dib's own lips. "Let's go home already then." he said, once they had broken their kiss.

"Mmmmm...Okay…" Dib pulled Zim back with him towards the ship, never taking his eyes off the other's as he backed up towards the purple space craft in question slowly.

Grinning, Zim initiated the door to open.

Feeling his back press up against the side of the ship, Dib pressed closer to him as Zim seemed to corner him up against it.

Purring loudly, Zim wrapped his arms around Dib and stroked his sides.

His eyelids slipping closed, Dib sighed out contently as Zim's hands trailed along his sides, feeling all along them.

Zim kissed him deeply and passionately.

Dib felt the Irken push his tongue past his lips to explore his mouth. "Mmm..." he enjoyed the taste of the other's mouth

One hand moving up to rub Dib's belly, Zim ground against him.

The friction drawing out a groan from him, Dib arched his back enough for Zim's hips to meet his own.

Zim pulled back, smirking and panting. "Base?" he asked, not wanting to waste even another moment there in the parking lot.

Panting as well, Dib moved his hands up Zim's body to his chest, clinging to him almost desperately now. "Anywhere...Anywhere we can be alone..." he said, out of breath from how badly he wanted the other.

Nodding, Zim swiftly picked Dib up bridal style, carrying him into the voot and closing the door.

Dib nuzzled himself into Zim's lap as the other took a seat. "I don't...I don't understand how you...how you could make me feel so weak-kneed...whenever you come close..." he said between pants before swallowing thickly, his eyelids drooping.

Zim grinned wider. "Zim is just that good, Dib-love. You want me, don't you?" he licked up Dib's antennae.

Dib gasped at the feel of Zim's serpentine tongue dragging itself along the length of his antennae before shuddering in anticipation. "...Yes..." he blushed, not meaning to sound as desperate as he did in that moment. He had been waiting so long for this over the past two days though, every time the other got near him sending a jolt of excitement throughout his body.

Purring loudly, Zim sucked on Dib's antennae as he started up the voot and quickly flew them home.

Clinging tightly to Zim all the while, Dib breathed heavily as he did his best not to squirm in Zim's lap too much so they wouldn't crash on their way back home.

Having to force himself to focus on driving, Zim, as soon as they landed, returned his attention back to Dib.

Not even realizing they had landed at first as his face was hidden away in Zim's shirt, Dib's free antenna twitched as his lower lip remained lodged between his teeth.

Zim wrapped his arms around him and licked up his antennas again. "Mmm~ Diiib~" he tried to draw the other's attention back to him.

"Hmmm...?" Dib lifted his head from Zim's chest, his eyes still closed in bliss as he sighed out contently, everything lost to him now save for the feeling of Zim's mouth around his antenna.

Grinning wide, Zim pulled Dib up into his lap completely.

Dib gasped sharply as the Irken tugged him close, their hips meeting as he was practically straddling Zim's lap now. "MmmNeh…" he sounded out between heavy breaths.

Moving to Dib's mouth, Zim kissed him intimately as he moved his hands to squeeze his butt.

Squirming about in the Irken's lap, Dib couldn't help but let out a small, startled squeak when Zim grabbed his bottom and squeezed it.

Grin widening, Zim slipped his tongue into the kiss and wrapped it around Dib's own.

Kissing back needily, Dib tried to force his own tongue into Zim's mouth as the two tongues seemed to battle for dominance, Zim's ultimately winning in the long run however.

Zim moaned, grinding against Dib and squeezing his butt tightly again before pulling back a little for air. "Bed?" he asked, wanting to do this somewhere they'd have more room to move.

Dib could only nod his head, eyes closed and his tongue hanging out as he caught his breath. "Y-Yeah...I don't...I don't want us to be interrupted again..." he said, wrapping his legs around Zim.

Groaning, Zim nodded his head and picked Dib up as best he could before carrying him towards the bedroom.

His legs still wrapped about Zim, Dib brought his arms up to wrap around Zim's neck as the other carried him towards the elevator.

Still molesting Dib as he shoved him against the elevator wall, Zim waited for it to go down.

"Ah!" Dib threw his head back as the other pressed as close as possible to him, running his hands up under his shirt.

Purring loudly, Zim felt Dib up roughly but eased back to being gentle when he felt the smeets moving inside of Dib.

"Mmm...Ziiim...M-More..." Dib bucked his hips slightly against Zim's ministrations, wanting to feel nothing but Zim and only Zim, closer, more intimate.

Licking up Dib's belly, Zim pushed the boy's shirt off completely before making his way back to Dib's face and lips.

Moaning lowly into the kiss, Dib worked his own hands underneath Zim's shirt, wanting to feel that soft, Irken skin beneath his palms.

Helping Dib take off his shirt, Zim jolted slightly when the elevator dinged.

Unwrapping his legs from around Zim so he could stand again, Dib tossed Zim's shirt off to the side in the elevator once it was off before pushing Zim backwards out the elevator doors and towards the bed in the room.

Laughing a little, Zim flipped them around so he was the one pushing Dib down onto the bed.

Feeling himself sinking into the covers as Zim pushed him onto the bed, Dib shifted when the mattress caved in even more with said Irken's additional weight, the alien straddling his middle the best he could despite his belly being in the way slightly.

Tugging Dib's pants off, Zim stroked his sides and swollen belly.

Breathing in shakily as Zim ran his hands up his bare sides, Dib then exhaled slowly, Zim's every touch making him want to shudder as he reached for Zim's own pants and tugged at them, wanting them off.

Chuckling and kicking his own pants off for Dib, Zim then pinned the boy to the mattress and licked his way up the side of Dib's face seductively.

A/N: And there you have it for Chapter 136. =3 Until next time~