A/N: Alright. Now I don't want any confusion, you guys. If you haven't figured it out yet though, both Chapters 137 AND 138 were 18+ chapters. Therefore, neither were posted here on FF. Links to the FA versions ARE posted in my profile, so feel free to look them up there if you're old enough to and want to know what happens in those two chapters. As for today's chapter, we'll be moving on with Chapter 139 now. HOWEVER, let it be known that one or two more chapters are approaching that contain adult material in them. Therefore, the chapter numbers for this story will be getting thrown off quite a bit at this point. So please just bear with me and keep an eye on my A/N's so you'll all know what's going on with the changing chapter titles. I don't want to have to answer a dozen different PMs about this just because people are too lazy to read what I have to say at the beginning of each chapter. That being said, please enjoy the continuation of ZADR Orange.

ZADR Orange Chapter 139

Warnings: Extreme OOCness

Rating: M for later chapters

Disclaimer: We do not own Invader Zim, nor any of the characters from it. We do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Zim: Notgonnadie

Dib: Me

Enjoy. =3

Sleeping for the next hour or two, Dib didn't awaken again until he heard the sound of the doorbell ringing upstairs. "H-Huh?!" he came to, sitting up in the bed quickly.

Snoring lightly next to him, Zim didn't budge.

"Zim?" Dib looked down at the Irken. "Who could that..." he then began to say before gasping. They had forgotten to unlock the door for Zim's leader! Scrambling to his feet, he searched the floor frantically for his clothes but could only find his pants, his shirt having been discarded elsewhere.

The doorbell rang again followed by some pounding.

"A-Ah!" Dib looked around for something else he could pull on over his chest. He considered grabbing the blanket on the bed, but decided against it seeing as how he didn't want to disturb Zim. So, grabbing the first shirt he could find out of the bag of clothes they had bought the other day, he didn't even look before pulling it on and running upstairs. Little did he realize it was the bunny top he had grabbed to pull on.

Waiting for the door to be opened, the person on the other end continued to pound away at it.

Dib finally reached the living room and made a dash for the front door. "I'm coming! I'm coming!" he came to a halt in front of the door and pulled it open. "I'm so sorry! We completely forgot about leaving the door unlocked for you!" he then apologized before he had even managed to yank the door open. Much to his surprise however, rather than finding Purple on the other side, there rather stood another Irken at the front door to the base.

The random Irken glared at Dib. "Is this the residence of Ex-Invader Zim?" he asked, not recognizing Dib as either of the two Irkens he was looking for.

"Huh?" Dib's eyes grew perfectly wide at the sight of the Irken, a short Irken wearing a white lab coat over what looked to be lightly colored greenish-blue medical scrubs. Antennae falling back uncomfortably, hidden beneath the bunny hood, he could only take a few steps back, away from the Irken at the door. "Who wants to know?" he then asked, uncertain as to what this Irken's business with Zim was.

"The tallest sent for me. I'm a medical drone."

"A...medical drone?" Dib stared at the Irken with wide eyes before blushing a bit. "Oh...Yeah...Zim wanted you to come...Umm...Come on in...I guess..." he then moved aside to let the Irken in, all the while staring at him awkwardly. "Do you...Do you want me to get Zim? He's...sleeping...down in his lab." he said, pointing behind himself in the direction of the elevator. "Your...Your leader isn't here right now...He'll be coming back soon though..." he said, having almost forgotten Zim and Purple had made a stop by the base earlier to contact this guy.

The drone nodded. "Alright, bring me to Zim then." he said, needing to touch base with at least one of the two in order for him to do his job.

"Bring you...to him?" Dib blushed a bit more. "U-Umm...M-Maybe you should wait up here for me to get him." he then said, smiling nervously as he didn't want anybody to see what a mess their bedroom was now.

"Fine." the drone nodded before standing back to wait.

"Heh...B-Be right back." Dib ran back to the elevator and took it down to the bedroom so he could wake up Zim. Upon entering the room, he climbed up onto the bed to shake Zim. "Zim...ZIM...Wake up. That medical drone you called for earlier is here. I-I don't know what to do with him. You need to get dressed and come upstairs with me." he then tried to rouse the Irken from his sleep.

Groaning, Zim opened his eyes to look up at Dib before he started to snicker.

"Hmm?" Dib tilted his head to one side and blinked down at the other confusedly when Zim began snickering at him. "Wh-What's so funny?" he then asked, still having yet to realize he was wearing the bunny hood.

Zim smiled and pulled him down to kiss sweetly. "I knew you liked that shirt." he said in a small, teasing voice to the other.

"What?" Dib sat up to turn and look at himself in the mirror Zim had in the room. "AH!" he then blushed and reached up to try and tug at the ears so he could pull it off but had some difficulty doing so. "I...Nnn...Do...Ah...Not...LIKE IT!" he struggled to pull it off. "I only grabbed it because I couldn't find my shirt and somebody was at the door! And that somebody was another Irken claiming to be a medical drone!" the ears on the shirt snapped back into place when he couldn't pull it off, causing him to topple backwards onto his back where he had some difficulty rolling back over because of his large belly.

Zim giggled and got up to help Dib off the floor, kissing him again. "Come on, Dibbles. You look so cute in it. Huh? Medical drone? Oh, it must be the one the Tallest called for you." he smiled and got dressed, pulling on the frog shirt to match Dib before grinning wide. "What do you think?" he then asked, standing back to give Dib a good view of the shirt he was wearing.

Dib only blushed a brighter red at the kiss and at Zim's words before staring up at the other wide-eyed when he pulled on the frog shirt. "You look...like a frog..." he blushed and looked away shyly. He didn't know what to think of the top Zim was wearing in that moment.

"You like it? I got it so we'd match."

"So we'd...So we'd match?" the words just seemed to slip past Dib's mouth in a quiet whisper as he brought his gaze back up to look at Zim. "And you're not embarrassed to be seen wearing it?" he then asked, thinking Zim the least likely of candidates to want to wear something like that.

"Of course not." Zim smiled. "Besides, it's really soft." he then said, running a hand over the surface of the shirt a few times.

"O-Oh...O-Okay then..." Dib blushed a light pink. "W-Well...Th-That medic drone is waiting upstairs still..." he then reminded the other, pointing a finger upwards to indicate the living room.

"Oh yeah." Zim tugged some pants on and grabbed Dib's arm to run upstairs with him.

Letting Zim pull him along, Dib stopped once they had entered the living room again and hid somewhat behind Zim, not exactly used to being around other Irkens yet. Hell, he was barely used to being around Zim's leader and Tak, let alone a complete stranger who was apparently going to be the one ultimately delivering his smeets. His antennae fell back, still not happy with the situation.

Zim saluted him by sticking his antennae in the air. "You're here to deliver our smeets, correct?" he addressed the Irken once he had entered the living room with Dib.

The medic drone turned to Zim, raising his own antennae in a small salute back. "Ah, yes...I take it that's your mate hiding behind you? The one carrying the… umm...live smeets?" he wanted to make sure.

Zim nodded, pulling Dib forward. "That's right. This is Dib." he said, introducing the drone to his mate with a nod.

A/N: And there you have it for Chapter 139. =3 Until next time~