ZADR Orange Chapter 148
Warnings: Extreme OOCness
Rating: M for later chapters
Disclaimer: We do not own Invader Zim, nor any of the characters from it. We do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Zim: Notgonnadie
Dib: Me
Enjoy. =3
Laughing nervously at Dib's last few words to him, Zim reached over a hand to place over the hybrid's own as he stroked his belly soothingly. "Yeah…So do I." he said, rather nervous about how the delivery would go himself despite everything they'd done to prepare.
"I'm sure they'll be much happier and kick a lot less once they're out in the real world and not trapped in such a cramped area."
Zim nuzzled him. "You never know. I bet it's nice and warm and cozy in there~" he said before leaning himself forward slightly to kiss Dib's baby bump affectionately.
Dib blushed a bit at Zim's words. "Maybe...But I still think they'll be happier once they're out of me and can stretch out their bodies a bit more. After all, there ARE three of them in there. I don't think I'd enjoy being in such an enclosed space with two other people. And I know I'LL be a whole lot more comfortable once they're outside of me." he said, a part of him wishing he could just get it over with now rather than having to wait another few months for it to happen.
Zim laughed loudly and hugged Dib close. "We all know you will be, Dibbers~" he said in an amused voice, Dib having made it more than crystal clear how he felt about being pregnant.
"Hey! You try carrying around three extra bodies in YOUR abdomen for 9 months and we'll see how much you like it." Dib pouted, not finding the situation to be all that funny.
Zim nuzzled him. "Maybe when these guys are older." he said, stroking a hand over Dib's belly once again.
Blinking wide, disbelieving eyes up at Zim, Dib blushed a bright red at Zim's words. Was the other being serious?! "I-I think we'll have enough to deal with with just the three of them..." he looked away uneasily.
"Yeah." Zim sighed. "This is going to be some fun, huh?" he sent the other a rather nervous smile.
"I hope so...It will be after they're born at least..." Dib stared down at the bulge in his stomach.
Feeling stressed out already, Zim nodded before sighing and sinking further down into the goo. "Let's just enjoy the peace while we have it..." he said, a part of him not wanting to think about how little time they'd have to themselves after the smeets were born.
Sinking down more into the gel as well, Dib fell silent at Zim's words. "...Are you having doubts...?" he finally asked after several long moments of silence.
"No...Just worried about how much time we'll have to be just the two of us once they get here... I don't think we'll have much if any."
"But you'll still be happy, right? I mean...It might be that way for the first few years...At least until they start going to school...But you'll still be happy, at least being able to take care of them together...It won't be just the two of us, but we won't be spending any less time together if you think about it..."
Zim nuzzled Dib. "I know, I know. Relax, Dib. I don't regret any of this." he reassured the other to put his mind at ease.
"This is why I wanted us to make love so many times before, so that we really WON'T regret it when they get here...I want to make every last moment with you mean something...I want...I want US to be really happy together, whether we have smeets or not..."
Zim nodded and leaned against him. "…You know...We could do it now..." he offered, sending the other a small, suggestive look.
Dib blushed slightly at the suggestion. "I-I thought you didn't want to do it anymore today...tonight...whatever time it is right now..." he said, really having no idea as his sense of time was all screwed up again.
Zim snuggled him. "Zim has slept on it..." he said with a smirk before moving in to kiss the other on the lips tenderly.
"And you're not feeling too sore from the last times?" Dib asked, blinking up at Zim somewhat curiously.
"I should be asking you that, Dibbers~" Zim snickered.
Dib blushed an even brighter red before looking away embarrassed. "I'm...sore...But only slightly." he admitted, refusing to meet Zim's gaze. "I guess we could...If you wanted to that is..." he then played with his fingers nervously, twisting them this way and that as he spoke.
Zim kissed him again. "Do YOU want to?" he asked, not wanting to force it on the hybrid if he wasn't feeling up to it right then.
"I want...I want YOU to decide this time..."
Smiling, Zim kissed him one last time gently before pulling back to reach into his PAK. "Actually, Dib...I have a question for you." he said as he began rummaging around for something.
"Hmm? Y-Yeah? What is i-" Dib began to say but didn't have time to finish his question as in the blink of an eye there came a sudden loud crashing noise followed by an explosion and smoke everywhere. "Wh-What the-?!" Both Zim and Dib stood up from their spots in the tub and turned towards the door to the bathroom. "Z-Zim, what's going on?!" he exclaimed, the smoke now filling the entire room and making him lose sight of the other. "Z-Zim?!" he reached out an arm in search of the other as two Irken guards suddenly marched into the smoke-filled room with masks on, armor encasing practically their entire bodies save for their eyes.
"We are here by decree of Tallest Red to arrest ex-invader Zim!"
"I'm right here, Dib!" Zim frantically began trying to find him as well but was soon grabbed and jerked out of the tub by one of the guards. He gasped at hearing the announcement. "W-Wha?! WHAT RIGHT DOES HE HAVE TO TAKE A FATHER FROM HIS SMEETS?!" he then demanded before struggling against the guard who had grabbed him.
One of the Irken guards smacked Zim for the outburst. "Do not question the almighty Tallest's decree! This is a matter of adultery amongst you, the accused, and Tallest Red's mate, Tallest Purple, which by Irken laws is punishable by confinement and death if found guilty!" the guard addressed the issue as the second guard in the room moved in to grab Dib.
"But I never did anything with Tallest Purple!" Zim exclaimed before seeing them grab Dib and gasping. "LEAVE HIM ALONE! HE HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG!" he screamed in an all too panicked voice.
The Irken guard smacked him yet again only this time harder. "Silence! That isn't the only reason we've been sent here to arrest you! You are also under arrest for treason against the Irken Empire in the form of having relations of a sexual nature with an inhabitant of an unconquered planet, harboring smeets with said inhabitant, and performing a DNA procedure deemed illegal across the universe!" he continued with his monologue of crimes Zim had committed against the Irken Empire.
Zim gasped, eyes wide. This was bad. "O-Okay, FINE! TAKE ME! BUT YOU WILL LEAVE DIB HERE!" he said again, not wanting Dib to get involved in any of this.
"NO!" Dib was by now struggling to pull away, thrashing about wildly. "I WON'T LET THEM TAKE YOU FROM ME, ZIM! I WON'T! THIS ISN'T FAIR! THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO THIS!" he screamed, trying to reach Zim who had been pulled away to the other side of the room from him.
The Irken guard holding Dib backhanded Dib across the face for all his struggling. "Shut your trap, half breed, and get down onto your knees!" he demanded before wrenching his arms behind his back painfully, forcing him to kneel.
"NO! LET HIM GO OR I SWEAR TO YOU –NONE- OF US WILL SHOW UP AT THE MASSIVE!" Zim glared at the guards threateningly and bared his teeth to show them he wasn't joking about that remark.
A/N: And there you have it for Chapter 148. =3 Until next time~