Chapter 46:
Omake 1 ( by griezz) :
"Where the hell's my wand?" Harry said as he entered the room only to stop when he saw a patronus of himself standing and waving at him. "the fuck?" Harry blurted out before looking at Padfoot who was innocently holding Harry's wand in his mouth.
Omake 2:
"Steve?" Harry asked.
"Bucky used to call me Steve." Steve said in a sad voice.
"Yes...because it's your fucking name."
Omake 2:
"Come on Morgan, say 'daddy'." Tony said.
"D...Harry!" Two year old Morgan clapped her hands.
"No, try and say Daddy." Tony said while Pepper chuckled behind him.
"Harry!" Morgan cheered.
"Daddy?" Tony asked one last time.
"Harry!" Morgan giggled while clapping her hands.
"Damn it," Tony sighed.
"Damn!" Morgan clapped.
"Oh come on!"
Omake 3:
"Where's Harry?" Natasha asked Sif.
"I'm not sure." Sif frowned. "He left about half an hour ago."
"Right...we need to find him now!"
"What? Why?"
"Because he can't last one moment on his own without something happening."
"I'm sure you're exaggerating a little bit, I mean..." Sif was cut off by the sound of the news channel.
"Breaking news," Said the reporter. "Harry Potter has officially become king of the Amazons."
"Oh." Sif said quietly.
Chapter 47 :
Omake 1:
"Mr Potter," Fury sighed when his office door opened. "what are you..." Fury suddenly found himself unable to speak when he saw what Harry was holding. In one hand Harry was holding Deadpool up in the air by the back of his neck while Deadpool posed his body to look like a small puppy.
"I want to keep it." Harry said.
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"No."
Omake 2:
"Remember," Harry said. "anything can be a weapon."
"Anything?" Morgan asked.
"Anything." Harry nodded.
Three hours later the Avengers found themselves fighting Thanos who had managed to knock them all to the ground.
"You cannot beat me," Thanos smiled. "I am..." Thanos found himself cut off when a squeaky toy hit him on the side of his face. He looked to his right and saw Morgan standing while holding a pink unicorn toy. Morgan aimed the toy at Thanos.
"Fear me." She said before throwing at Thanos, the horn of the toy hit Thanos in the eye, causing him to stumble back and fall off a cliff. "I win." She smiled happily as she turned to the others.
"Nice one kid." Harry smiled.
"I know, I didn't even have to use this." Morgan said as she pulls out a shotgun.
Omake 3:
"Hey Harry," Clint says as he enters the room. "I..." He paused when he sees the seen in front of him. Morgan is dressed up as a doctor while Harry is sat at a table with a lollipop in his mouth while Morgan happily bandages his head. Harry looks up and sees Clint looking at him. Harry slowly removes the lollipop from his mouth and gives Clint the scariest look you will ever see on a man's face.
"You...saw...nothing." Harry said as he threateningly pointed the lollipop at him.
Chapter 48 :
Omake 1:
"Can I watch with you, Uncle Harry?" Morgan asked hopefully.
"Hmm? Oh sure." Harry picked her up and placed her on her lap.
"Have you watched this before?" Morgan asked.
"Yeah, it's called Kingsman." Harry nodded. "What's about to happen now is that man with the very lovely name is going to kill a bunch of people in the church."
"What? No," Pepper said as she walked into the room. "you are not showing that to my daughter."
"Fine, I won't." Harry rolled his eyes.
"Good," Pepper nodded. "wait there, I'll be right back." She said before walking off.
"We'll wait until she falls asleep." Harry whispered to Morgan.
Omake 2:
Odin was walking to his throne room, he was about to enter when he heard a small moan. He blinked before quickly entering the room, only to pause at the sight in front of him. Harry was sat on his throne, with Hela bent over his knee and his right hand raised in the air, looking like he was about to spank her. Both stopped when they saw Odin. Silence reigned for several moments before Harry broke it.
"Don't fucking judge me."
Omake 3:
"Why are people always fighting over top or bottom?" Peter asked. "I'd be happy just to have a bunk bed." The Avengers are all stunned in to silence.
"I feel like we should tell him." Natasha said.
"No." Tony said quickly.
"I'm going to tell him." Harry replied.
"Don't you dare!"
Omake 4:
"Avatar the last Airbender, I haven't watched that before." Morgan said as she sits on Harry's lap while the the first episode starts.
"Oh, I actually have." Steve smiled. "I love when..." Steve finds himself cut off when Harry presses the tip of his wand against Steve's neck.
"Do...not...spoil...it...for her." Harry said in a warning tone.
"Oh, I love this episode." Tony says as he walks in. "i remember when near the end the main character actually..." Harry flicked his wand and sends a spell in Tony's direction.
"Let's start watching." Harry says as he pats Morgan on the head.
Chapter 49:
Omake 1:
"Keep pushing." Natasha said as Sif tried to give birth.
"What are you doing?!" Harry blurted out when he saw Hela standing on the other end of the room with her hands out, looking like she was ready to catch something.
"I'm ready to catch it." She said.
"It's a baby, not a football! It's not going to go that far across the room!"
"How do you know? She's quite powerful." Hela argued.
"I..." Harry paused, and looked down at Sif before flicking his wand in Hela's direction and creating a net behind her. "...in case you miss." Harry explained when Hela raised an eyebrow.
Omake 2 (idea from owen) :
"My 'wand' is bigger." Tony told Harry.
"It's really not." Harry said calmly as he shook his head, Natasha nodded in agreement.
"Yes it is." Tony replied.
"Pepper." Natasha called.
"It's not." Pepper calmly said as she walked past.
"Wait! How do you know?!" Tony blurted out.
Chapter 3:
"Okay, I will ask this one time, and one time only, why did you give my daughter a knife?" Pepper sighed.
"She said she felt unsafe." Harry shrugged.
"Well now I feel unsafe."
"Oh...sorry...do you want a knife?
Chapter 4:
"Pepper, what do you want for take out?" Tony asked.
"Tony!" Pepper cried. "I got a note saying someone's trying to kidnap Morgan!"
"So...pizza?" Tony asked.
"Did you even hear me?!"
"Yeah but I'm not worried."
"Why not?!"
"She's with Harry right now." Tony shrugged. Pepper looked at him for several moments before she replied.
"I'd like a pizza." She nodded.
An hour later Morgan came back along with Harry.
"Harry," Pepper said. "you have a bit of...on your cheek."
"Huh?" Harry paused and wiped some blood of his face. "thanks."
Chapter 50 :
Omake 1:
Harry walked to his door after hearing someone knock on it.
"Who is there?" Harry asked.
"Doctor?" A voice replied.
"Doctor who?" Harry asked.
"No, Doctor Strange." The voice replied. "It's past noon, wake the fuck up."
Omake 2:
Harry walks into a room only to find Morgan looking up at three men who have entered while holding guns.
"Will you play with me?" Morgan asked while holding up her toy dolls.
"No! We're not here to play." One man said as he slapped the toys out of her hand. Morgan's eyes filled with tears.
"Morgan," Harry said in a voice that was filled with force calm. "do you want to play nurses and doctors?"
"Hmm, yes please." She said, nodding her head and wiping away her tears.
"Good, you go to your room, I'll get the patients ready." Harry said as he cracked his knuckles.
The Avengers arrived half an hour later to find Morgan dressed as a doctor and bandaging one unconscious man's head while three others were wrapped up in so much bandages that they looked like mummys.
Omake 3:
"You can't beat me." Thanos sneered at her.
"I can, you haven't seen my ultimate technique." Morgan said, glaring at him.
"Oh, and what would that be?" Thanos asked.
"Simple, it's this: Harry help!" Morgan screamed before ducking down and covering her head, a second later Thanos was blasted twenty feet back as Harry appeared in front of Morgan. "Holy crap, that worked."
Omake 4:
"Where is Sif?" Clint asked Natasha.
"Oh, she's trying to seduce Harry into sex." Natasha shrugged. "It took me quite a while so I imagine it'll take longer for her and..."
"Nat." Clint interrupted and pointed to Sif who was being carried into a bedroom by Harry.
"How did that work?! She only tried about a minute ago!"
Chapter 51:
Omake 1:
"The floor is lava!" Morgan suddenly yelled before jumping up on a chair.
"Morgan," Pepper sighed. "please grow up a little, you don't see everyone else doing it, do you Morg..." Pepper paused as she looked at everyone else. They were all standing on the furniture with the exception of Gwen who was hanging off the ceiling and Harry who was hovering in the air. "Really guys? You're still playing games like this?" She sighed.
"Mighty words from a woman who is standing in lava." Harry replied.
Omake 2:
"I heard that Harry and Natasha are having a baby." Tony said to Pepper.
"Oh that's nice."
"I'll still be Harry's favorite, right?" Morgan asked.
"Harry will definitely still love you." Pepper replied.
"Oh...okay." Morgan smiled as she put her knife away.
Omake 3:
"Okay, I'm in charge of today's Avengers meeting." Harry said as he stood in front of everyone. "And today we will be participating in nap time." Harry said before he began hitting everyone with sleeping spells.
"But what about..." Steve began, only to be interrupted.
"Nap time!" Harry said in a forceful voice before putting everyone to sleep. "Nap time." He smiled before hitting himself with a sleeping spell.
Chapter 52:
Omake 1 :
"Nice wand." Dr Strange scoffed.
"Nice gloves, did you finish washing some dishes?" Harry asked as he raised an eyebrow. Dr Strange frowns and looks down at his yellow gloves.
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"Yes."
Omake 2:
"Hey," Loki said just as he handed Harry a book. "here you go."
"What is this?" Harry asked.
"Just a present to make up for our past battles." Loki grinned. Harry frowned and looked at the book which was labelled 'your worst memories'.
Half an hour later Thor was looking down on Loki who had a black eye, a bleeding lip and was near unconscious.
"Worth it." Loki breathed out.
Omake 3:
"Harry, no." Steve said.
"Harry yes." Harry replied.
...
"Harry, no." Hill said
"Harry, yes." Harry replied.
...
"Harry, yes." Natasha said.
"Harry, y...y...oh...Oh I like you." Harry smiled.