A.N: Special thanks to Ojas0809 for actually writing this all out for me.
Chapter 53
Omake 1
"Tony, where is Morgan?" Pepper asked as she looked for her, she and tony entered the next room where they found Harry and Natasha holding her.
"Our daughter now." They said at the same time before they teleported away.
Omake 2
"Hey, look at this." Natasha said to Clint as she gestured to Sif was walking towards Harry.
"What is happening?" Clint asked
"Sif is going to try and seduce Harry" Natasha said with an amused smile. "I don't rate her chances, it took me ages and ages just to…"
"Okay" Harry's voice was heard across the room. "Do you want to go now?" He offered.
"Yes" Sif smiled and took his hand before the two walked away.
"O…kay…" Natasha blinked as she struggled to process what had just happened. "What the fuck?!"
Omake 3
"I've got a roster." Harry smiled as he held up a male chicken.
"Why?" Tony frowned
"I don't know why." Harry shrugged. "He's quite cute, isn't he? I heard that male chickens are also called 'cocks'. That's a bit odd, isn't it?"
"Oh, can I see?" Bucky asked as he reached forward to touch it. Harry quickly backed away.
"Hey! Get your hands off my cock!" Harry yelled, the Avengers paused and turned to their left where they saw a bunch of reporters with news camera looking at them.
"Great, now your cock is on TV." Natasha commented.
Chapter 54
Omake 1
"Alright, who the hell is the big bad guy this time?" Harry asks as he arrives on scene.
"That would be him." Natasha says as she points to Thanos.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"You want to explain to me why we are fighting a giant grape?"
Omake 2
"Pepper, hide me" Harry said as he rushes into Pepper's room and hides behind the door.
"Pepper," Natasha's head leans in. "have you seen Harry?" She asked.
"No" Pepper shook her head.
"Tell me if you do." Natasha says as she leaves.
"Oh thanks" Harry breathed a sigh of relief once she was gone. "I'm just so blood tired, I need a break, you know? I mean if I'm not sleeping with Nat then it's with Sif and if not her then Hill or Gwen or Wanda or Hela or Tony's receptionist or…" Harry trailed off when he saw Pepper undoing her shirt. "Oh fuck" he sighed.
Omake 3
"You've made your biggest mistake yet." Ultron said, glaring as best as a robot could. "And now, you will pay."
"Oh yeah, how are you going to do that?" Tony asked.
"You really should have deleted your internet history." Ultron said in an evil office.
"No!" Tony cried out before he could do anything all the speakers started playing the 'baby shark' song, all the Avengers looked at him. "Ah…I…I can explain."
Chapter 55
Omake 1
Harry pressed several buttons as he tried to access the Quinjet.
"State your name." The computer said.
"Harry" Harry replied
"Access denied"
"Harry Potter"
"Access denied"
"Grim"
"Access denied"
"Damn you Stark…wait…Unca Harry?"
"Welcome, free babysitter"
Omake 2
Harry watches as Hela scream madly while throwing spikes at several buildings.
"I blame you for this." Harry said to Odin who was standing next to him.
"Me?!" He blurted out, Harry pointed at hela.
"You made it"
Omake 3
"Harry," Tony sighed as he looked at Harry. "Yesterday when I was babysitting your daughter, she used accidental magic to hit me in the head with a rattle and then drop me next to her in the crib. That wasn't even the worst part, she burned my music albums."
"Oh…I will deal with that appropriately."
A minute later Harry walks into his bedroom where Natasha is reading a book.
"Babe" Harry said "is our daughter old enough for Ice cream or pizza? I feel like giving her a treat."
Chapter 56
Omake 1
"I am Groot." Groot said.
"What?" Peter blinked. "Did that tree just talk?"
"Yes, he did." Rocket said. "He says that he likes your suit."
"Whoa, did that raccoon just…"
"Yep" Quill interrupted. "Also don't call him that, he doesn't like it. My name is Peter by the way."
"…"
"…"
"Mr. Stark, am I high?" Peter asked.
"I am!" Harry called before Tony could reply.
Omake 2
"So, you call other countries savages yet you elect your leader via a death match?" Harry asked Okoye. She was about to respond when suddenly massive explosion happened behind them, they turned around and saw Killmonger running toward them. "How is that working out for you?" Harry asked.
Omake 3
"Nice work kid." Harry said as hands Peter a beer.
"No, the kid is fifteen." Pepper said.
"Oh," Harry pauses and hands him a second one. "There you go, you're a growing boy, you'll need more than the rest of us."
"Oh god" Pepper sighs.
Chapter 57
Omake 1
"Steve sent us a text." Harry said.
"What does it say?" Natasha asked.
"It's a pair of lips and an eggplant emoji." Harry admitted. "So, either he had found true love or…"
"Someone let Stark teach him about emoji's."
Omake 2
"I'm better than her." Tony said as he gestured to Shuri.
"No, you're not." Bucky shook his head.
"Name me one thing that she has done that is better"
"She has placed a cup holder in my new arm." Bucky grinned as his hand shifted into a cup holder.
"…"
"…"
"Damn, that is good."
Omake 3
"I will defeat you all," Thanos said, "I…"
"I am sorry, Earth is closed today." Tony shouted.
"…"
"…"
"Fair enough." Thanos said before he turned and walked away.