Disclaimer: I forgot to say Hogwarts begins at age 13(magic number lol)

Anyway, the next few chapters will be some magical world building/pre Hogwarts years, backstory, and the incorporation of a few theories I have.

Personally, I view Magical Britain like modern day North Korea (right country?): making it seem like heaven on Earth while heavily censoring other select countries, making it seem like they barely scrape by. After all, we only see what Magical Britain is like, it's a shitshow, every other country is fair game for fans to build up their way, so that's what I'm doing here. Remember, people can slander other people

Anyway, as for the harem, this is who I have so far:

Hermione Granger (Soulmate duh)

Luna Lovegood

Daphne Greengrass

Susan Bones

Fleur Delacour

Here we go, I obviously don't own Harry Potter

3 Years Ago

October 31st, 1998

It has been about 2 hours since the defeat of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, otherwise known as Lord Voldemort, and his followers were scrambling to get off the hook, their claims of being Imperiused and Galleons be 'donated' getting them off scott free. As her 'husband' was in the process of buying his freedom, Narcissa Malfoy nee Black opted to wander about the muggle world in the meantime, her robes unacknowledged among the various other costumes. As she walked through the multi-colored streets of London, a heavenly scent assaulted her nose, making her salivate almost instantly.

A short distance was a thin, almost anorexic man, his pale white skin contrasting sharply with his black robes and hair. Surrounding him and his stand were children of various ages, all of them laughing as the man gave them all various foods, their parents watching nearby. As the children and parents dispersed, curiosity gripped Narcissa and she began walking forward, her eyes not leaving the mysterious man as he began preparing a new wave of food.

Sensing someone walking towards him, the man put his dish under the food warmer and smiled.

"Welcome miss, can I get you anything?" He asked.

Unsure of what the various foods in front of her were, which was a variety of triangle shapes covered in cheese, Narcissa stood there, staring at the food blankly.

Chuckling, the man placed a plain slice on a flimsy looking plate and sprinkled a variety of seasonings on it, which only enhanced its aroma.

"It's on the house ma'am, enjoy."

Slowly bringing the warm slice to her mouth, she tentatively took a bite, somewhat afraid of the unknown food. Her fears vanish instantly however as flavors she never knew existed danced upon her tongue. Moaning in pleasure, Narcissa didn't notice the light purple haze creeping on the edge of her vision, nor the mysterious man pulling out a scythe before vanishing into thin air alongside his stand. The one thing she did notice was a neon purple bottle labeled 'Seer Seasoning: Kept Memory Now Included' Before she blacked out.

She saw The-Boy-Who-Lived, Harry Potter getting abused for over a decade, being whipped, starved and forced to live in a cupboard.

She saw him, a bushy haired muggleborn and an obvious Weasley child solve various traps within Hogwarts designed to stop the Dark Lord yet were easily solved by 1st years, each tailored perfectly to the oblivious children. Although she was unsure why the Weasley was needed as Hermione, who Narcissa was quickly becoming fond of, was easily capable of playing the chess match.

She saw various students getting petrified, and Harry going to the Chamber of Secrets to fight a Merlin be damned Basilisk while nothing was being done

She saw the Dark Lord get resurrected after a horrible 4th year, where Harry's supposed best friend abandoned him, all the while the muggleborn she was hoping to be his girlfriend, Hermione stood by his side. Even worse is he saw the degenerate named Ron ruin what was clearly one of the best moments in her life so far for no reason

She saw the trio search for the Dark Lords Horcruxes when the Weasley abandoned them saying 'he was worried for his family': h3 even tried to take Hermione with him, leaving Harry by himself. She was disappointed when her new favorite couple didn't even bond, and infuriated when they let Ron back in no problem.

The Dark Lord was finally defeated, but Harry married the fangirl Ginny and Hermione married Ron, (love potions provided by Molly Weasley she saw, an untold amount of Obliviates, Compulsions and other memory modifying charms allowing it to occur) she saw each couple had a few children but a new Dark Lord rose a while later, the lack of reforms and Death Eaters getting off again allowing this. He didn't get too far before the rest of the magical world decided to wipe Magical Britain off the world, citizens included. The last she saw of that vision was Harry and Hermione finally kissing each other on the lips, a golden glow enveloping them before succumbing to their various wounds.

Narcissa woke up in her bed sometime early the next morning, dried tear trails down her cheeks. Groggy, she propped herself up, only to meet some resistance by her midsection.

Curious, Narcissa threw off her blanket, only to be met with a dozen plastic shopping bags, filled with various clothes, books and other muggle items she's never seen before. Disregarding her curiosity and confusion, Narcissa began brainstorming a plan in order to prevent that horrible future where thousands of innocent civilians were extinguished.

Save Harry Potter from Number 4 Privet Drive, Surrey-Wait 7 years/2005- have to learn about the muggle world/get a house, etc.

Marriage contract will be dissolved in 3 years due to Lucius pledging servitude

Find a way to cripple Magical Britain/prevent needless deaths

(James was in talk of various Marriage Contracts, best path so far)

Try and destroy the Horcrux without killing Harry

A rough plan in mind, Narcissa got to work on fine tuning it and preventing that awful future.

AN: We've got two Guest flames already, but guess what? They've been deleted: if you're a coward, you won't even be acknowledged.