Bubba and the Taters.
Tater and Tater Jr. pulled into the Po Tater tow yard. Each was carrying a bed-full of glass jars filled with a clear liquid that appeared to be water.
"Hey Bubba!" Tater called.
"We brought tha Shine!" Tater Jr. hollered.
Bubba rolled out of the rickety, ramshackle barn he lived in and drove over to the two smaller trucks. "This the real stuff?"
The two smaller trucks nodded. "It's two hunnit proof" Tater said.
"So strong it shud be illegal!" Tater Jr. said.
"It is illegal!" Tater said.
"Ah know that" Tater Jr. said, "Ah wuz agreein' wit da law."
"Will you two shaddup!" Bubba said. "Gimme a jar, Ah wanna drink."
Tater used his hook to pluck three jars from his bed, then set them on the ground. The three trucks then started to drink, nursing the Shine.
After a few sips of the extremely strong homemade liquor, Bubba had an idea.
"Ah bet ah can drink you two under da table!" Bubba said.
"Alright" said Tater.
"Yer on, Bubba" said Tater Jr.
What Bubba didn't know, was that while his jars were filled with 200 proof Moonshine, The Tater's jars were filled with plain spring water.
So, the three trucks started drinking, Bubba slowly getting more and more tipsy, slurring his speech and barely able to hold himself up.
"Wattasecnd!" Bubba slurred, "haw are ya two still standin'?"
The Taters allowed themselves to sway from side to side. Tater said, "No Ociffer, ah swear ta drunk Ah'm not God."
Tater Jr. Swayed alittle and said, "haw dare ya accuse me ah drinkin'!" He bit back a giggle and said, "you... You make me so angre... That Ah pronounce ya man and wife..." He pointed a tire at Bubba and said "ya may kiss da bride!"
Bubba laughed so hard, he tipped onto his side. "Ah've fallen an' Ah cain't git up!" Bubba cried through his laughter.
"Now's are chance, Junior!" Tater yelled, "Go!"
The two tow trucks each threw their hooks onto one of Bubba's elevated wheels, then raced to the nearest trees, drove around said trees three times, and dropped their tow boom units out of their beds. This act left Bubba stuck on his side and unable to move. It also left his undercarriage exposed.
"Geez Bubba" Tater Jr. said, "is there any part a you that ain't covered in rust?"
"Wha- what're ya doin'?" Bubba slurred.
"Revenge" Tater said.
"Mater wuz our friend" Tater Jr. said.
Tater took out a rag and started to clean the dirt off of Bubba's very dirty cock and balls. "Ya need ya wash yerself once in a while"
Bubba squirmed and said, "nuh... Dun touch dat..." But his penis was starting to betray him... He began to get erect. In no time, he had a throbbing erection.
"Mah mah" Tater Jr. said, "what a shaft ya got on you."
Tater took Bubba's shaft into his mouth and began to suck while Tater Jr. started to suck on Bubba's bloated, overloaded balls. Bubba continued to squirm and groan, but he had stopped protesting.
Tater Jr. wiped Bubba's asshole, then started to lick it.
"Nu!" Bubba said, "dun lick dere." But Jr. was intent on rimming Bubba's ass as deep as he could.
Tater continued sucking on Bubba's throbbing shaft, gently teasing him with his tongue.
"Awww, Fuch!" Bubba slurred. Everything the Taters were doing felt amazing. "Fellers... Ah'm'a cum!"
Tater and Tater Jr. spat Bubba out and they both stroked his cock, waiting for what they were sure would be a massive cumshot.
And that this point, Bubba came, spraying his thick, hot, creamy load all over the two trucks. Bubba moaned like a beached whale as he came.
The Taters enjoyed having Bubba's seed spray allover their faces, covering them. When Bubba finally finished, they started licking each other clean.
"Alright, ya queers..." Bubba said, still very drunk, "naow that ya've sucked mah dick, you can untah me."
"Ah don thank so, Bubba" Tater said, "That there crack about queers jus' dug ya in deeper." He drove around to Bubba's front, whispered, "ya got a right purdy mouth." He quickly mouthed Bubba's face, shoving his hard pecker right into Bubba's mouth. "Tha's it! Suck mah cock!" Tater said.
Tater Jr. needed no encouragement. He jumped into Bubba's rear and crammed his cock up Bubba's ass, forcing his way past his clenched anus.
Bubba pulled against the cables and screamed around the dick in his mouth, but neither of the Taters cared. They rammed into him, stuffing his holes as hard and fast as they possibly could. Bubba could only whimper.
"Aw yeah, Bubba!" Tater said, "'Ere it cums! Ah'm gonna nut right down yer throat!" He rammed in as deep as he could go one last time and shot his load of cum directly into Bubba's throat, forcing him to either swallow or drown.
Hearing Tater's orgasm pushed Tater Jr. over the edge. "Aw Fuck! Ah'm'a cummin'!" And he fired his load deep into Bubba's ass.
The two smaller trucks finally dismounted from the larger one. Bubba had jizz running down his face, as well as oozing out of his ass.
"Alright... Noaw, untah me" Bubba said.
"Nope" Tater said, driving over toward Bubba's barn. He opened the door and drove inside. He came back out a minute later with a faded blue hood in his bed. "We're gonna return this to its rightful owner!"
And they left the tow yard, leaving Bubba tied up and on his side.