A/N: Inspired from various multiple multi-crossover fanfics, MMD/GMOD videos and images, Starbomb music videos and fanmade comics.
As the Player Character, Luigi, Rufus and Pit puts Rufus' investigation into motion, the four guys goes around the MMD Lakecity Stage in PC Kingdom talking to one suspect and another.
"Look..." a man spoke, "I steal treasures from ruins and underground areas, I had no interest stealing someone else's weapons." he stated.
The man is tall with a short & spiky, brown hair and has brown eyes, and has a thin facial hair. He wears a dark-green t-shirt with brown gun straps wrapped around his shoulder, khaki pants and brown eyes. This is Nathan Drake.
"I steal stuffs from museums." an anthropomorphic raccoon spoke, "I'm not some petty thief that will steal stuffs from someone else's room." he claimed.
The anthropomorphic raccoon has a gray fur with black stripes on his tail and a natural mask, as well as brown eyes. His ensemble consists of a black mask, blue elbow-sleeved shirt with a yellow collar, blue boots, blue gloves with yellow cuffs, and a blue cap. Around his waist is a belt with the buckle shaped in the form of the Cooper symbol. He wore both a leg pouch, for goods, and a brown backpack with the Sanzaru Games logo on it. This is Sly Cooper.
"I'll be honest with you..." a teenage boy spoke, "... if ever I stole those stuffs, I'll be returning it quickly." he admitted.
The teenage boy has a short red hair. He also has dark brown eyes and is fair skinned. He wears a blue cardigan with a red accent, a white collared shirt with a light blue accent, gray pants, and navy blue and white sneakers. The collared shirt has three white buttons at the neck area while the cardigan has five white buttons; he keeps all of them buttoned up. He also wears a pair of round glasses. This is Raphael.
"You boys do realize that I'm not the kind of thief that steals objects from someone else's room." a teenage girl spoke with a proud look, "I rather raid a mansion and steal precious artifacts there." she exclaimed with a grin.
The teenage girl has a waist-length blonde hair and has a red eyes, she has a very voluptuous figure and plump chest. She wears a white long-sleeved thigh-length dress with frilled trims and white corset around her waist and red necktie, white stockings and black laced shoes. This is Chloe.
"And get assaulted physically by goons." Rufus added, "If you know what I mean?'' he asked with a lewd grin.
Chloe's face turns bright red, she sported an angry look before hitting Rufus a painful slap on his face.
Later that day at the Lima Bean MMD Stage, we see the boys gathered around at one table having lunch while having a conversation at the same time.
"What should we do-a-now?" Luigi asked, "Most of the thieves that we-a-know denied stealing Pit and Lucina's-a-weapons." he pointed out.
PC tilts his head to the left, "Ya think some of them are lying?'' Rufus pointed out.
"I don't think so." Pit spoke, "They do have legit reasons for denying that they stole our weapons." he stated.
PC tilts his head to the right, Rufus then snaps his fingers, "That's right, PC! We'll set up some trap!" he exclaimed.
"What kind of trap?'' Pit asked.
Rufus thought about it when an idea came to mind, "Aha! I got it!" he claimed.
And with that, the four boys huddled together as Rufus whispers his idea.
Later that day at the Vianesta MMD Stage Park, we see tons of items placed on top of a bench, from Rufus' helmet to Luigi's Poltergust 3000, every items the guys could think that the thief would swipe.
Rufus the placed a sign that says "Please steal this items! It's free!" on top of the items. Rufus let's out a smirk, "There! There is no way the thief would resist taking these!" he claimed.
"Are you-a-sure that this will-a-work?'' Luigi asked in concern.
"Trust me, Luigi! It WILL work." Rufus replied with a grin.
Pit turns around and saw someone, "Hey guys! Someone is coming!" he called out.
The four boys immediately jumps behind a large bush as an anthropomorphic cat walks into view. The anthropomorphic cat has a striped orange fur that mixes with tannish-white in his ventral areas. He has bright green eyes and wears a large pair of protective goggles on his forehead. His team design is a bright blue, high neck jacket with red pants, along with white steel-toed boots and white gloves. This is Blinx.
Blinx took notice of the items, including the sign, he let's out a scoff, "Who's idiot enough to steal something from an obvious trap?" he spoke indecorously before walking off.
Rufus pops his head out from the bush, "The thief that is." he replied despite Blinx gone from sight.
Pit then pops his head out as well, "Someone else is coming!" he pointed out.
Rufus and Pit ducks back down in the bushes as an anthropomorphic bobcat walks into view. The anthropomorphic bobcat has an orange fur with black tips on both ears, and has large blue eyes. He wears a white t-shirt with a red exclamation mark logo. This is Bubsy the Bobcat.
Bubsy took notice of the items, "Please steal this items...'' he read out loud, "And it's free!" he exclaimed in excitement. Bubsy looks around before wiggling his fingers, "Don't mind if I do!" he cheered before grabbing Rufus' helmet, "Besides... what's the worst that could happen?" he asked himself.
Behind the bushes, the four boys looks at each other, "Looks like we found our culprit!" Rufus declared. And with that, the boys pops out from the bushes, "Aha! We got you now ya nasty thief!" Rufus declared as they glared at the bobcat.
Bubsy was taken by surprise by their sudden appearance, "AAK!" he yelped, "You're not gonna take me alive!" he exclaimed kicking his feet in the air before breaking into a run.
"Get him!" Rufus shouted.
And with that, the four chases after Bubsy when a teenage boy came into view. The boy has a brown eyes along with spiky brown hair. He wears a long-sleeved red shirt with multiple metallic dots at the front, and black jeans, which are held up by suspenders. At the collar of his shirt, a long white fabric is fitted in the front of the collar and hangs from both sides of the collar. He wears matching red gloves and at his right glove, his Exsphere rests there. He also wears two belts around his waist, from which the sheaths of his swords hang. His footwear consists of matching boots which is patterned with small metallic plates. This is Lloyd Irving.
Lloyd watches the boys chases after Bubsy, he then took notice of the items on the bench, "What the heck is this?'' he asked in confusion.
Meanwhile... a chase is going around the MMD BTA City with Rufus, Luigi, PC and Pit running after Bubsy while many spectators could only watch in bemusement.
"He's getting away!" Rufus shouted, "Faster guys, faster!" he egged.
Bubsy then jumps off over a wooden fence with Rufus, Luigi and Pit following suit but PC smashes through the wooden fence leaving a PC-shaped hole in it.
On another side of the city, we see a man skateboarding around the sidewalk. The man is quite tall with a messy brown hair and has gray eyes. He wears a red t-shirt, brown knee-length shorts, white socks and black sneakers. He also wears a black helmet, elbow pads and knee pads. This is Tony Hawk.
Tony finished grinding on a railing when Bubsy arrives and hops over the railing, this was then followed by Rufus, Luigi and Pit hopping over the railing, PC tried to do the same thing only for his left foot to get caught which caused him to face plant on the ground, PC quickly got up and resumed running, leaving Tony rubbing the back of his head in confusion.
Meanwhile at a cafe courtyard somewhere in the city, we see Lucina, Farah Oersted and another teenage girl gathered at one table. The girl has a waist-length blonde hair and has blue eyes. She wears a white mantle with blue linings over a white overall long-sleeve dress with blue linings, dark-blue tights and white boots. This is Colette Brunel.
Farah then spoke, "By the way... Lucina... have you found your weapon yet?'' she asked.
Lucina shook her head, "Not yet." she replied, "I still have no idea where I misplaced it." she stated.
"I see." Farah said.
"Is there anything we could do to help?" Colette offered.
"My sword is probably somewhere back in the dorms." Lucina said, "Searching it with more than one person will be enough to find it." she stated.
"Guess you're not really sold with Rufus' 'nasty thief' assumptions." Farah pointed out.
"What are you girls talking about?" Colette asked in confusion.
Before Lucina and Farah could speak, they heard a loud crash with an accompanying shout from the distance, "Get out of the way! Get out of the way!" the voice shouted.
The three girls turns around to see Bubsy running past them with Rufus, Luigi, Pit and PC hot in pursuit. Lucina stood up from her chair, "Hey! What's going on?!" she asked in confusion.
The boys then ran past them, "We found our thief!" Rufus shouted as the chase continues.
"Oh my! I hope everything goes well." Colette spoke in concern.
Lucina sighed, "With Rufus and those guys, it won't end well." she muttered.
Back with the chase, Bubsy continues to run away from his pursuers while throwing every items he comes across to slow them down, he would even use anything to block the guy's path, from boxes to barrels, in hopes of stopping them.
"Leave me alone!" Bubsy shouted.
"Never!" Rufus exclaimed.
Bubsy then jumps on top of one car before jumping on a nearby lamppost, he quickly climbs up before hopping on a rooftop of a grocery store which prompts the guys to follow suit... although, PC had a problem catching up with the everyone.
And so, Bubsy and his pursuers would jump on one roof to another, and when Bubsy reaches a dead end, he wasted no time jumping down as he glides in the air. The guys arrives at the dead end but didn't jump down like the bobcat, Pit was about to fly after him but Rufus stops him.
"What are you doing? He's getting away!" Pit exclaimed.
"No, he won't." Rufus replied while pulling out a bazooka out of nowhere, "He won't get away." he claimed.
"Where did you-a-get that?" Luigi asked in surprise.
Rufus smirked, "Borrowed it from the Soldier." he replied.
Wasting no time, Rufus pulled a trigger and fires a rocket making a beeline towards Bubsy. The rocket hits Bubsy and a large explosion occurs in midair creating a large, smoke cloud which caught everyone's attention. Suddenly, Bubsy fell down to the ground with a loud splat, his face looks like he got punched on the face and his shirt is tattered and dirty.
Bubsy twitches in pain as Rufus, Luigi, Pit and PC surrounds him, Rufus then proceeds to grab Bubsy by his shirt, "Have mercy?" he begged, "AAAAH!" he yelped as Rufus pulls him up before dragging him towards who knows where.
Later that day in a dark storage room somewhere in the city, we see Bubsy tied up on a chair with wires are rigged around him. PC, Luigi and Pit approaches him with flashlights in hand while shining a light on his eyes.
"You wouldn't-a-be in this-a-situation, Bubsy, if you-a-hadn't run away." Luigi stated.
PC then turns to Bubsy as Pit spoke, "Yeah, PC is right!" he agreed, "You got nothing but yourself to blame." he pointed out.
Rufus then walks out from the dark and eyed Bubsy, "Okay, Bubsy, enough fooling around." he stated before pressing a finger on the bobcat's nose, "Tell us where did you hide both Pit and Lucina's weapons?!" he demanded.
"I don't know what your talking about... I didn't stole any weapons!" Bubsy denied.
Rufus slaps his face, "Don't lie to us!" he exclaimed, "After we saw your gleeful reaction with our trap, you didn't even think twice of trying to steal them!" he accused.
"I admit... I got excited when the sign said 'free'..." Bubsy admitted, "But I swear... I didn't stole their weapons!" he insisted.
Pit crosses his arms, "He's not folding." he pointed out.
Rufus chuckled evilly, "Oh, he will." he affirmed. He turns around and approaches a sink, he then grabs the faucet's handle and slightly twisted it, "I'm gonna make him swell up good." he mused.
And with that, tiny drops drips down the sink as Bubsy listens in horror while PC, Pit and Luigi covers their ears with earmuffs. Rufus then slightly twisted the faucet's handle backwards, letting out small and slow drops which further worsens what Bubsy is feeling right now. The bobcat's face became twisted, he began to move uncomfortably on his chair, his eyes began to water while his legs began to cross.
And with that... Bubsy reaches his breaking point.
"AAAAAAAAAAAH!" Bubsy screamed, "All right! All right! Okay! Okay!" he cried, "I did it! I did it! I stole their weapons!" he confessed, "Now please lemme go! Lemme use the bathroom!" he exclaimed in panic.
Rufus grinned, "Oh yeah! Case close~" he declared with a smooth voice.
The next day at the Madden NFL Football Arena, we see Bubsy in the middle of the field with his body morphed in a shape of a football, then all of a sudden he was kicked away by a football player which sends the football-shaped Bobcat flying to the goal post.
Meanwhile at the audience area, we see PC, Luigi and Rufus with the last guy counting a pile of money in his hand.
"Is it-a-really necessary to punished Bubsy like-a-that?" Luigi asked referring to the bobcat's current predicament.
"Hey, he stole our friends' weapons! So, he totally deserves it!" Rufus replied.
PC turns around to see Lucina and Farah approaching them, PC then turns to Rufus whom turns back at him, "What is it, PC?" the latter asked before noticing the girls, "Hey girls!" he greeted, "Here to say thank you?" he asked, "I mean... we did caught the thief that stole your weapons." he pointed out with a grin.
Lucina rolls her eyes, "Actually... no." she said, "I'm here to tell you that I found my weapon." she claimed.
Rufus turns to her with a raised eyebrow, "What?" he asked.
"What she said is true." Farah spoke, "Her father took her sword for an upgrade and just return it recently." she explained.
Rufus looks at them in shock, "But... but I thought your sword was stolen?" he pointed out.
"My sword was never stolen, I've been telling you that from the start." Lucina stated.
Pit then spoke, "Um... Rufus?" he called getting his attention, "Upon further inspection of my person, I seem to have come across, my bow and arrows." he said while holding up his weapons.
Rufus can only stare at him in disbelief, he was about to say something when they heard a shout, "HEY!" everyone then turns to see Jimmy Hopkins alongside a large number of people glaring at them, "We heard that the thief you guys were claiming wasn't Bubsy at all!" he shouted, "We want our money back!" he demanded as everyone shouted in agreement.
Luigi gulps, "C-C-Calm down-a-everyone... we admit our-a-mistakes... w-we'll give you-a-money back...'' he said nervously, "R-Right, Rufus?'' he asked only to receive no response, "Rufus?" he called out only to find him gone, "Uh-Oh...'' he muttered in panic.
Pit turns to PC, "What should we do?" he asked.
PC then pointed his finger to his right, "Rufus went that way! I'm pretty sure he hasn't gone that far yet!" he exclaimed as Jimmy and the other ran towards the direction he was pointing. He turns to the other whom is staring at him in shock, "What?" he asked in confusion,
"YOU JUST TALK!" Pit, Luigi, Lucina and Farah shouted in shock.
PC blinks his eyes several times, "Yeah? I mean... why not." he mused.
These are the characters that are introduced in this chapter:
Nathan Drake from Uncharted
Sly Cooper from Sly Cooper
Raphael from Rhythm Thief
Chloe from Phantom Thief Chloe
Blinx from Blinx: The Master of Time and Space
Bubsy the Bobcat from Bubsy
Lloyd Irving and Colette Brunel are from Tales of Symphonia
Tony Hawk from the Tony Hawk Games
Chapter done! Please look forward for the next chapter and thank you very much for reading.