A/N: Inspired from various multiple multi-crossover fanfics, MMD/GMOD videos and images, Starbomb music videos and fanmade comics.
The skies above the MMD Pretty Forest Stage in PC Kingdom were pretty peaceful, the cloud slowly goes by, many birds would fly past by and the cool wind would breeze through tha air.
The peace was broken when Rufus, Luigi and the Player Characters are seen falling down from the sky, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! AAAHH! AAAHH! AAAHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" they screamed between their gasps while flailing their arms and legs in the air.
"Rufus!" PC spoke, "I told you that we should have put on some parachutes before getting off the plane!" he reprimanded.
"Hey! Don't put all the blame on me!" Rufus complained, "If there's anyone to blame, it's that damn pilot!" he exclaimed, "He failed to tell us that we require to put on parachutes before jumping off the plane!" he stated.
"JUMPING OFF THE PLANE WITHOUT PARACHUTES WAS YOUR IDEA!" PC reminded in irritation.
"WAAAAGHHH!" Luigi cried in panic.
Rufus looks down with a blank look, "Huh? This reminds me of the time of my final appearance from my game.'' he mused, "You know? The part where I fell down to my death?!" he pointed out.
"I remember that." PC replied, "But I had to ask... did you really die back there?'' he asked, "Fans of your games has been wondering about that for years." he stated.
Rufus shrugged his shoulders, "Who knows?" he replied, "Let the fans draw their own conclusion." he stated.
Luigi soared above them, "Uh, fellows?'' he called out, getting their attention, "As much as I like to-a-reminisce things but we're still-a-FALLING!" he exclaimed in panic.
"Try and land on something soft!" Rufus advised, "Or anything that can break your fall!" he added.
Knowing that all three of them got no choice, they decided to suck it up while bracing themselves of hitting the ground, praying at the same time to survive. Normally, if someone fell down from the sky and hits the ground hard, they'll die immediately but this is fanfiction and the three guys are our main characters, so they won't die.
Falling down to the ground still hurts though.
Fortunately for the two of them, luck was on their sides. Luigi landed on a very tall and thick bush, saving him from a world of pain much to his relief while PC landed on a tree branch which surprisingly didn't broke upon impact however his stomach hits hard, causing him to gasp in pain as he wheeze for air.
Rufus, on the other hand, was not so lucky. Instead of falling down on a bush or a tree branch, Rufus hits down head first on a large boulder, knocking him out into sweet unconsciousness before falling down to the ground like a piece of wood.
Both PC and Luigi got off the tree and bush respectively with the former still wheezing in pain, the two then approaches the still knockout Rufus.
"Uh, Rufus?" Luigi called out, "Are ya-a-okay?" he asked.
Rufus slowly got up before shaking his head, he then looks up with a glare, "Why do I have to fall on a large boulder, of all things, headfirst?!" he demanded in annoyance.
Luigi looks around, "Where are we?'' he asked.
Rufus stood up and dusted himself, he then looks around, "We're in the Pretty Forest Stage." he replied. He then frowned, "Ah, fuck, we're dropped in the middle of this forest.'' he pointed out, "It's gonna takes us hours to get outta here!" he exclaimed, "Ugh! Who's the wise guy who thought of skydiving anyway." he complained.
"Uhh... you-a-did." Luigi pointed out with a blank look.
Rufus rolls his eyes, "Whatever... let's just get out of this God forbidden place." he said before walking off with PC and Luigi following suit.
"This place ain't-a-that bad you know." Luigi pointed out.
"Like I care." Rufus replied.
And with that, the trio made their way across the forest while having a conversation at the same time.
"Ever-a-heard of Konami doing a soft-a-reboot of Silent Hill?'' Luigi asked.
"I heard about it but I'm not confident that they're gonna justice with it." Rufus replied.
"I-a-agree." Luigi said in agreement, "They-a-already ruin the Metal Gear-a-franchise, so what good can-a-they do with Silent Hill?'' he pointed out.
Rufus shook his head, "It won't end well that's for sure." he muttered. He then stops walking when he noticed that they went deeper in the forest, "This won't end well for us either." he pointed out.
PC looks around, "Oh man... we're lost!" he exclaimed.
"W-W-W-What should we-a-do now?!" Luigi asked in panic.
Rufus looks around, "We keep moving forward.'' he replied, "Standing here and doing nothing won't help." he stated.
PC nodded, "Yeah, I guess we should-" he tried to say when he suddenly heard creepy giggling voices, "... get out of here." he squeaked in fear.
Luigi gulped while Rufus is now shivering in fear as the creepy voice got louder, "Three pretty boys, sitting in the tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" the voice chanted over and over again.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" the three boys screamed in fright before running loose in the forest.
They turn right only to hear the voices getting louder, "Three pretty boys, sitting in the tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" the voice chanted over and over again.
The boys shivered in fright before running towards the opposite direction, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" they screamed as they run while sounds of pigs squealing can be heard from the background.
The boys then screeches to a halt when they heard the voices from a nearby trees, "Three pretty boys, sitting in the tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" the voice chanted over and over again.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" they screamed in fright before high-tailing to the opposite direction when suddenly, three figures appears and blocks their path, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" they screamed before crashing down to a halt.
The guys looks up to get a better view of three figures.
The first figure is a female koopa. She has a yellow and tan skin complexion and she has blue eyes. She has a four-ribbed, plated belly, and her head is a very simple round shape. Her mouth is puffy, round and gives the impression that she is wearing pink lipstick; her cheeks are also very round and baby-faced. She has a large, golden bracelets on her wrists. She wears a long, beaded, red necklace and thick, pink heels, as opposed to the other bare-footed Koopalings. A large pink bow with white polka-dots is also included in her appearance. Her shell is pink, lined with a white encasing, and the multiple, short spikes are circled with grey rings. This is Wendy O. Koopa.
The second figure is a small ghost-like witch. She has a purple body with a genie-like tail, she has a long lavender hair and has a pointy nose. She wears a blue & white striped witch hat and white gloves. This is Beldam.
The third is a big & portly, ghost-like witch. She has a purple body with a genie-like tail, she has an orange bangs and has red cheekbones. She wears a yellow & white striped witch hat and white gloves. This is Marilyn.
"AAAH!" Luigi shouted, "It's Wendy O. Koopa!" he exclaimed.
"And two of the Shadow Sirens!" Rufus and PC shouted at the same time.
Wendy pressed her hands together, "Look at this girls! Looks like our fortunes were right!" she cheered.
"Yeah! I knew coming here was worth it!" Beldam exclaimed in agreement.
Rufus got up from the ground and glares at them, "What are you bitches talking about?" he demanded with a raised eyebrow.
Wendy waves her hands sassingly, "Well, handsome..." she spoke, "You see, Beldam, Marilyn and I went to a fortune teller earlier today and she told us that we'll be meeting our lovers in this forest." she explained.
"She said that our lovers will fall down from the sky." Beldam added with a grin, "And guess who we saw falling from the sky?'' she asked.
Rufus, Luigi and PC looks at each other in confusion when realization hits them, the three boys cringed in disgust, "Oh fuck...'' Rufus cursed under his breath, "Ladies... I really think you shouldn't believe whatever that fortune teller told you because it's nothing but a hoax.'' he pointed out nervously, "I'm pretty sure it's all a weird coincidence that you saw us falling from the sky." he pointed out.
"Coincidence or not, hoax or not... this must be destiny!" Wendy cheered.
"Yeah! We don't care about those stuff because what important right now is that we finally found our destined man!" Beldam exclaimed in excitement.
Rufus began to sweat nervously, "Ladies... we appreciate that you find us attractive but we have girls that we like!" he claimed, "I have Goal, Luigi has Princess Daisy and whatever hoe PC had in his mind." he explained.
"Who needs those bitches when you can have us?" Wendy pointed out as she, Beldam and Marilyn posed altogether.
Rufus, Luigi and PC looks at each other in nervous in disgust, they just realized that the trio of unattractive females are really onto to them and they're taking no for answer.
"How about we seal the deal with a kiss?" Beldam suggested as she, Wendy and Marilyn pucker-up their lips as they walks close to the boys.
Rufus, Luigi and PC looks at each other once again and this time... in fear, "RUN FOR IT, BOYS!" Rufus shouted in panic.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" the three boys screamed in fright before running loose in the forest while three unattractive females watches them go.
"Huh? Playing hard to get." Wendy mused.
"I just love men that can run that fast." Beldam said dreamingly, "But we ain't letting them get away that easily." she claimed with a grin.
Meanwhile the three boys kept running forward in the forest without looking back but in truth, they just running around in circles, ending up at one dead end to another.
Luigi then noticed something from the distance, "Look! A mansion!" he pointed out, "Let's-a-hide in-a-there!" he suggested.
The three boys wasted no time running inside the mansion with Rufus slamming the door shut, the boys then immediately began to block the door with various furniture, from a large cabinet, a couch and even a mini-submarine. But unbeknownst to the boys, Wendy, Beldam and Marilyn are already inside the mansion with the females watching them by the staircase with amused smiles.
Wendy then handed Rufus a grandfather clock, "Thanks." Rufus said in gratitude, taking the large clock.
"No problem, sweetheart." Wendy replied.
Rufus was about to place the clock at the pile of furniture when realization hits him, PC and Luigi were also hit by realization, the three boys turns around to see Wendy, Beldam and Marilyn looking at them from the staircase, the three girls waved their hands before blowing a kiss towards them, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" the three boys screamed in fright before running towards the hallways.
The three females giggled, "And I thought they couldn't get any more cuter~" Wendy mused.
The three boys continues to run across the rather... long hallway, "JUST HOW LARGE IS THIS MANSION?!" Rufus exclaimed in annoyance.
The three boys then stops in front of a door, opening it only to find Marilyn inside wearing a brown dress while holding a red telephone. Rufus slams the door shut before the three boys ran towards the next door, opening it only to find Beldam inside wearing a blue dress while holding a pipe. Rufus, once again, slams the door shut before the three boys ran towards the next door, opening it only to find Wendy in a bathtub before covering herself with a towel.
Rufus slams the door for the last time before resuming their chicken-like running, "WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!" Rufus exclaimed.
"Quick! To the-a-window!" Luigi pointed out.
PC quickly grabs the window and opening it upwards, they were about to step outside only to be greeted by the sight of Wendy, Beldam and Marilyn wearing swimsuits, which does not look good on them, both Beldam and Marilyn are lying down on beach chairs with the former holding a glass of cocktail while Wendy is cooking something on a grill.
"Hey, boys." Wendy greeted, "Wanna join us?" she asked with a flirtatious wink.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" the three boys screamed in fright as PC slams the window shut before running back towards the hallways.
The boys then scrambles towards the second, the boys stops running while looking around for a place to hide, Rufus then grabs the knob of nearby door, "Quick! In here!" he commanded, he opens the door only to find Marilyn, Beldam and Wendy inside while lying down on a heart-shaped bed.
"Hiya, boys~" Wendy greeted, "Wanna get comfy with us?'' she offered while patting the bed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" the three boys screamed in fright as Rufus slams the door shut before running back down the first floor.
The three boys stops running in the middle of the hallway while looking from left to right, "Where should we-a-go?! Where should we-a-go?!" Luigi shouted in panic.
Rufus noticed a door right next to him, he opens the door and finds it empty, "Quick! In here!" he commanded.
The three boys quickly enters the door as Rufus slams the door shut, everything went silent for a minute when some additional voices was heard behind the door.
"What a lovely place to make out~" Wendy's voice was heard inside.
Then several kissing noises were heard inside and a minute later, the door opens and out came Rufus, Luigi and PC with numerous kiss marks all over their faces while sporting a dumb smiles on their face.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" the three boys screamed loudly as if they lost their minds.
The three boys ran through a wall and to the outside while leaving a hole in the shape of their bodies, the three boys zooms away from the mansion as Wendy, Beldam and Marilyn came out from the place as they watch the boys run.
"Look at them run." Beldam said happily, "Just like a real man." she said in bliss.
Wendy then blew a kiss, "I think I'm in L-U-V love!" she cheered.
The three girls sighed dreamingly before letting out an evil laugh as an iris out closes on them.
And chapter done! I really had fun writing this chapter with all those screaming parts had me giggling as I write. As you all obviously noticed, this chapter is based from an Ed, Edd n Eddy episode titled Nagged to Ed and a little bit of Bugs Bunny and the Three Bears with Rufus, Luigi and PC as the Eds and Wendy, Beldam and Marilyn as the Kankers.
These are the characters that are introduced in this chapter:
Wendy O. Koopa, Beldam and Marilyn are from the Mario Games
That's all I can say, so please look forward for the next chapter and thank you very much for reading.