A/N: Inspired from various multiple multi-crossover fanfics, MMD/GMOD videos and images, Starbomb music videos and fanmade comics.
It was a nice day in PC Kingdom. In a vacant lot somewhere in Windows City, we see Rufus, Luigi and the Player Character having a game of catch with all three of them wearing baseball mittens.
Rufus threw the ball with PC catching it... barely, "Geez, Rufus... when did you get so athletic?'' the headphone wearing young man asked, "If I remember correctly... your not even that athletic in your games.'' he pointed out before the throwing the ball back to Rufus, "In fact... you nothing but a wimp.'' he added.
Rufus caught the ball, "It's my Absent Powers, PC.'' he replied, "I'm a lot more stronger than people expected... plus, I endured training from hell when I was forced to participate the Great Invader War.'' he explained before throwing the ball forward.
Luigi made a big jump but Rufus threw it hard and fast that he misses, "Wowza! I-a-miss!" he exclaimed in awe.
Suddenly, the ball hits beehive from a nearby tree, the nest fell down the ground as a swarm of angry came out, it looks around and spotted the sweating Rufus, Luigi and the Player Character, the bees the forms into a shape of a shark before charging towards them.
"RUN FOR IT!" Rufus screamed in fright.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHH!" the trio let's out a loud scream before breaking into a run with the bees hot in pursuit.
The bees chases them all across the city, running from one street to another while changing into a variety of shapes such an alligator, a scissor and a bull. At one corner, we see Jimmy Hopkins, Tony Hawk and Ganondorf having a conversation when they witnessed Rufus, Luigi and PC running pass them with a drill-shaped swarm of bees right behind them, Jimmy, Tony and Ganon looks at each other before shrugging their shoulders.
Rufus then spotted a shed, he rushes towards it and quickly steps inside and closes the door, holding it shut while Luigi and PC reaches it too late as Rufus strands them outside.
Both Luigi and PC then began banging the door, "AAAAAH! Open-the-a-door, Rufus!" the former cried in panic.
Rufus kept the door shut until he heard a loud painful cries outside and a few minutes later, the noise subsided, Rufus then opens the door shed and is greeted by the sight of Luigi and PC's bodies swollen from bee stings.
"That's it Rufus... we're not playing catch anymore with you around..." PC grumbled in annoyance.
Later that day, the sun is beating down in the middle of the streets, we see Rufus, Luigi and PC walking around with sweats pouring down their heads as Rufus spoke, "What's with this fucking heat?" he complained while sweating profusely, "Shade." he wheezed, "I need some fucking shade." he cried pleadingly while clinging onto PC before spotting one under an oak tree, "There!" he pointed out.
The three boys then all dives into the shade provided by a tree, "Shade." they said smoothly with a relaxed expression.
Suddenly, the shade recedes, coming closer and closer to the base of the tree, "SUN!" Luigi cried out in panic as they stand against the tree as the shade recedes toward them.
"This can't be good!" Rufus exclaimed, "We need to find some more shade fast!" he cried out.
The trio quickly heads towards from one spot to another but each time they move, the shade disappears, much to their dismay when PC suddenly got an idea in mind, "Hey! I know where we can cool off." the headphone wearing young man claimed with a raised finger.
"And I'm fucking desperate enough to believe you." Rufus complied.
And without further ado, the three boys ran across the burning streets.
Later that day at the Sakurai Dorms, we see a teenage girl entering the kitchen and made her way towards the freezer. The girl has a slender frame with tanned skin and both grey eyes and short hair. She wears a black bodysuit under a Gym Leader uniform consisting of a white shirt with a black collar, a pair of white shorts with orange and black details as well the number "193" on it. She also wears a Dynamax Band, a black and orange glove and a matching hairband on her hair. She is also barefoot and wears kneepads. This is Bea.
Bea wipes the beads of sweats from her forehead, she then opens the freezer and to her surprise, a big block of ice falls out with Rufus, Luigi and PC are frozen inside, "Gah!" she yelped in shock as Farah Oersted ran to the kitchen.
"Bea, what's wrong?'' Farah asked in concern as the Gym Leader pointed a finger at the block of ice.
Farah facefaulted and let's out a sigh, "You guys...'' she muttered in annoyance before kicking them them out through the door to the middle of the street, where the ice melts alongside the boys.
Later that day, we see Rufus, Luigi and PC crawling across the sands, desperately trying to find some water, "W-w-w-w-water!" Rufus pleaded while drooling sands from his mouth before collapsing.
"H₂O-a-please." Luigi followed.
"Benemenyen..." PC muttered.
Rufus then stood up for a second, "I'm frying!" he cried out dramatically before lying back down on the sands alongside his friends, "The fucking fat lady just sang, boys." he declared with his tongue sticking out from his mouth.
"My life is flashing before my eyes." PC stated.
"What life?" Rufus asked indecorously.
Suddenly, Lloyd Irving appears before them, "What are you guys doing?" he asked with a raised eyebrow while looking at the guys lying down on the sand box.
"What?" the guys asked before getting up from the sands, "Uh... nothing." they replied innocently with Rufus rubbing the back of his head nervously.
Lloyd sighed, "Anyway... I'm here to tell you that Zack is having a beach party at the Shinobi Beach Stage.'' he revealed.
The three boys turns to Lloyd in surprise, "Really?'' Luigi asked, "Are we-a-even invited?'' he asked, "I mean... this is-a-Zack were-a-talking about.'' he pointed out.
Lloyd smiled, "Actually... Zack has stated that everybody is invited.'' he reassured.
Rufus let's out a big grin, "Hear that, boys? A chance to cool off and score some social points, too!" he exclaimed while wrapping each arms around Luigi and PC, whom both has smiles on their faces, "We have so much preparation to do." he declared, "We'll start by..." he spoke as he huddles with the other two while outlining his plans.
Lloyd shook his head in amusement before walking off.
Later that day at the MMD Senran Kagura - Shinobi Beach Stage, true to Lloyd's words, is having a massive beach party as various party-goers having fun around the beach with most of them dancing around a DJ stand with a man waving his hands and bopping his head at the music. The man has a white smore-shaped head with X-shaped eyes and a wide smile. He is currently wearing a white open hoodie jacket and black swimming shorts. This is Marshmello.
Amongs the dancing crowds are Marie Rose, Honoka and Bowser. Marie Rose is currently wearing a black and white vest top with red bow and black and white frilly bikini bottoms, Honoka is currently wearing a black one-piece swimsuit that exposes the cleavage and naval while Bowser is... Bowser.
At one dock, we see a big anthropomorphic cat doing some fishing. The big cat is a very large and burly with majority of his body fur is purple with dark violet stripes. A striped pattern runs up his arms and long tail. His feet are covered in dark violet fur up to his ankles as well as the outer tips of his large, triangular ears, while his upper legs, back, and sides are covered in purple fur. White fur covers his chest, torso, muzzle, and inner ears. He also has black eyes with pale yellow sclera. His preferred attire consists of yellow gloves, sandals, and a matching belt with a gold buckle. This is Big the Cat.
Then we see four girls cheerfully running towards his direction. The first girl has black hair tied up in a messy-high ponytail with a white string bow, hazel colored eyes and a fair skin. She is currently wearing a colorful two piece swimsuit. This is Asuka.
The second girl has long blonde hair that reaches past her thighs and has blue eyes. She is currently wearing a light-blue and white striped two piece bikini. This is Katsuragi.
The third girl has a short pink hair adorned with three black ribbons that tie it into two pigtails and has a peculiarly dotted eyes with two pink, cross-shaped pupils. She is currently wearing a light-pink frilled bikini with small dots. This is Hibari.
The fourth girl has a a long, loose black hair held by a lace-like headband and has red eyes. She is currently wearing a red & white striped two piece bikini. This is Ayame.
The four girls then jumps onto the water, creating a big splash and even scaring the fishes away but Big the Cat doesn't seem to mind.
Meanwhile, we see Lloyd alongside Colette Brunel, Lucina and Pit having a conversation at the surfboard stand when Nick and Hikari joins them.
Lloyd is currently wearing a black swimming shorts, Colette had her hair tied in twin braids while wearing a white frilled swimsuit with a dark-green sarong wrapped around her waist, Lucina is wearing a blue sports bra and a bikini bottom and Pit is currently wearing a black speedo and a white hoodie jacket. Nick is currently wearing a blue swimming shorts with green-star designs while Hikari is currently wearing pink one piece swimsuit with a yellow lace and skirt.
Meanwhile, we see three women relaxing on three separate beach chairs while bathing under the sun.
The first woman has a sharp facial features and has blue-green eyes. Her hair is blonde which reaches down past her waist, styled with segmented bangs that frame her face, and is tied into a low ponytail. She is currently wearing a gold halterneck one-piece swimsuit with frills and a gold chain necklace. This is Helena Douglas.
The second woman has a fair skin tone, she has sapphire blue eyes and has a short blonde hair. She is currently wearing a halterneck, string bikini with the image of the United States flag. This is Tina Armstrong.
The third woman has dark skin tone with a voluptuous and athletic build, who has short bob brunette hair, dark brown eyes and full lips. She is currently wearing a rainbow-colored, halterneck, one-piece swimsuit. This is Lisa Hamilton.
Unbeknownst to the three women, three men are seen from behind the coconut trees, ogling them.
The first man has broad, muscular arms and a large belly. His nose is pink, large, slightly pointed down, and he has large nostrils. His mouth is square-shaped, as is his head, with blocky teeth and a fixed grin. He also has a round, thick, cleft chin. He has round black-eyes, which were initially wonky, shaped by his cheeks and arched brows. He has a light brown hair. He is currently wearing a purple and yellow swimming shorts. This is Wario.
The second man is tall and skinny. He has a short brown hair, he has a large, pink nose, a thin mustache which is straight and pointed up at the edge, and gray eyes, his eyes being surrounded by light blue rings. He is currently wearing a dark-purple calf-length swimming trunks. This is Waluigi.
The third man is short with a short, brown hair which is spiked in three parts and has big dark eyes. He is currently wearing a brown-tiger print speedo. This is Larry Lovage.
Wario, Waluigi and Larry were busy enjoying, ogling the three women when they suddenly felt a very angry presence behind them. The trio turns around to see a tall man with a large, wide frame standing behind them.
The man has a blond, shoulder-length hair styled into a mullet and a beard which covers the whole of his lower face but is trimmed close to the skin. He is currently wearing a black and brown swimming trunks with silver sequin trim. This is Bass Armstrong, Tina's overprotective father.
Bass gave Wario, Waluigi and Larry a hateful glare while cracking his knuckles, the trio gulps before grinning in fear with Larry offering him money.
As this is going on, we see Farah and Bea walking past a dressing booth. Farah is currently wearing an orange anini scarf two piece bikini while Bea is currently wearing a black & orange sports leotard. When suddenly, they heard the loud sound of bones getting broken alongside cries of pain, the two girls looks at each other for a minute before shrugging their shoulders and then walking off.
Meanwhile at a skating ram right next to the docks, we see Tony Hawk, wearing a white top and red swimming shorts, getting ready to skate down the ramp with a crowd gathered around the ramp.
Amongs the crowd are Jimmy, Ganondorf and Nathan Drake, Jimmy is currently wearing a black t-shirt, a white swimming shorts and a red cap, Ganondorf is wearing a red & white striped swimming singlet while Nathan is wearing a dark-blue and yellow calf-length swimming trunks.
Tony then skates down the ramp and then reaches the end where he flung himself into the water as everyone let's out a cheer.
Meanwhile at an ice cream stand, we see a terrifying looking obese man behind the counter. The man is wearing a creepy clown mask and his scalp is burning in flames. He is bare-chested and is currently wearing a white swimming trunks with red and blue polka-dots. This is Needles Kane.
Needless is then seen serving ice creams to Colette and Lucina alongside a young woman and a young man.
The young woman has a long-silver hair tied in a braided bun with a few locks flowing around and has blue eyes, and has a slender frame. She wears a black two piece laced swimsuit with a black brooch, a black see-through sarong wrapped around her waist, black sunglasses and sandals. This is Scarlet.
The young man is tall with a muscular physique. He has a messy silver hair tied in a low ponytail and has sharp blue. He wears a black swimming shorts with blue design and black sandals. This is Chase.
As Colette, Lucina, Scarlet and Chase enjoys their ice cream while Needles is serving Farah and Bea, we see Rufus, Luigi and the Player Characters finally arriving at the party. All three boys are wearing matching red speedos with towels wrapped around their shoulders.
"Woah! Now this is a party!" Rufus exclaimed with a grin while rubbing his hands together.
"Wow-za! Zack sure-a-outdid himself this time-a-around." Luigi commented.
"I'll say." PC replied in agreement.
Rufus then wraps his arms around his closest friends, "Well boys..." he spoke, "We may don't like the heat but it isn't so bad once in a while.'' he commented with a grin as Luigi and PC smiled.
And with that, the trio joined everyone in the party.
And chapter done! To be honest, I just wrote this chapter as an excuse to introduce more characters in this fic. But this is the first and probably the last that I'm doing something like this. Anyway, the chapter is loosely based from the Ed, Edd n Eddy episode, Pop Goes the Ed.
These are the characters that are introduced in this chapter:
Bea from Pokemon Sword and Shield
Marshmello from err... Fortnite?
Big the Cat from Sonic the Hedgehog
Asuka, Katsuragi, Hibari and Ayame from Senran Kagura
Helena Douglas, Tina Armstrong, Lisa Hamilton and Bass Armstrong from Dead or Alive
Wario and Waluigi from Mario
Larry Lovage from Leisure Suit Larry
Needles Kane from Twisted Metal
Scarlet and Chase from King's Raid
That's all I can say, so please look forward for the next chapter and thank you very much for reading.
