The party's over, it's time to call it a day, take off your makeup, the party's over, my friend.

"I stutter too" is one of the most annoying things a person who stutters hears regularly. Usually it's an awkward and self-focused attempt to relate to the real struggle of stuttering. LeBeau and Newkirk have a quiet understanding about stuttering; it's taking longer for Carter to get it, but he means well. Written for Int'l Stuttering Awareness Day, Oct. 22.

Some things can be felt to an extent that words do not allow. So as the night of a very special proposal, to a very special someone.

Klink must tighten the purse strings, so he dismisses the guard dogs and brings in replacements who will work for... cheep? A response to one of Tuttle's more deranged challenges, identified at the end of chapter 1. Now looks like it will be 12 chapters; #9 is up. Reviews are the wind beneath my wings. [Insert Groan]

This is my alternate version of the Boxing fight in the episode, the Softer They Fell. How will Burkhalter and The Fuhrer react when the unexpected of the unexpected happens?

Here are a few stories based on the #sicktember 2022 event. I hope you like it.

A beautiful young lady comes to Stalag 13. Hogan knows her, Klink sees her as a daughter, and Newkirk is in love with her. F/M and M/M if you don't like then don't read. If leaving a review; please be nice about it. But I hope you like the story of Newkirk falling in love, and as well as Hogan and Klink. As well as other's.

Corporal Kielholz is not a doctor. He is extremely fussy, and his bedside manner is questionable sometimes. Corporal Langenscheidt is left to wonder if Kielholz's smothering will kill him before his numerous illnesses and injuries do. For Sicktember 2022.

Sequel to "Fever Ghosts." After a bizarre hallucination while ill, Corporal Langenscheidt sets out to find the truth of the mysterious Barracks One. With Corporal Kielholz at his side, the two learn a dark and disturbing truth after meeting with Stalag 13's previous commandant, and must contend with the spirit of the British pilot still haunting the camp.

Mavis is embarrassed to admit it, but the letters from her brother describing his best mate Andrew have caused her to develop a bit of a crush on him. So she writes him a letter, hoping Peter doesn't get whiff of it and that the brave and clever Andrew will write back, saying he feels the same way *Also posted on AO3*

The continuation of Act Five, Scene One. If you have not read the prior Acts, please read them in the following order: Act One: Scene 1, Scene 2, Scene 3, Scene 4; Act Two: Scene 1, Scene 2; Act Three: Scene 1, Interlude, Scene 2; Act Four: Scene 1, Scene 2; lastly, Act Five, Scene 1. The stories are an arc and each Act builds on the prior one.

Poems inspired by other authors' creations. 1:Re Charm Offensive. 2:Re SNAFU. 3:Re Gone Stalag. 4:Re Man Down. 5:Re Honorable Lies 6:Re Der Eismann. 7:Re The Martian. 8:Re Oh l'Amour. 9:Re Never So Far Away 10:Re What a Way to Win a War! 11:Re The Complexity of a Snowflake. 12: Re It's okay, barking dogs…cry it out. 13: Deepbluethinking: re Not so well.

After a mission, one is hurt and the other can't stop worrying. For #sicktember2022

Look out, prisoners of Stalag 13. Sicktember is upon us and your immunity is way down. This is an alphabetical drabble collection in response to the tumblr Sicktember challenge.

AU in which the prisoners are children at an orphanage that's run by Schultz.

When Carter is homesick and LeBeau finds a way to keep his spirits up. Another story for #sicktember2022

A stranger possessing powers of ice and snow shows up at the doorstep of Stalag 13's tunnel system, asking for help and being pursued by the SS. The persistent nature of the SS officers, along with the ice stranger's own stubbornness, make this abrupt task difficult, and requires the Heroes to trust a rather unlikely source of help. Expanded from the 3rd Guess Who challenge.

No man in his right mind would ever consider making Klink a general. But Marya is no man and she may not be entirely sane either.

A strange message tied to a white rabbit leads Kielholz and Langenscheidt to a young girl, whose parents are set to be arrested by the Gestapo for espionage. In the meantime, Carter, after successfully rescuing the parents, is now tasked with finding the girl, and finding her with the guards throws a wrench in his plan. For Write-A-Thon 2022.

This is part of a series of multi-fandom stories for the Sicktember 2022 Challenge. This time out the prompt was "Hangover." I own nothing, but my dog owns me. Reviews appreciated. I hope you like it. Cross-posted on Tumblr.

An aristocratic old lady and her granddaughter request the help of Stalag 13's resident virtuoso, but Colonel Hogan suspects there's more to it than they're letting on. As it turns out, he's right...

The thief returns to the crime scene. #sicktember2022

This story is the second in a series of stories appearing in the month of September in a multi-fandom challenge. Two characters interacting during a time of physical or emotional illness or injury. I own nothing but my dog owns me. Hope you like this, please review! Cross-posted on Tumblr.

Rubbing his hands together as he waited for the kindling to ignite, he listened to the snores, snuffles, and the general nighttime noises of a barrack full of sleeping men … his men ... men whom he was responsible for. His thoughts drifted back to another group of men whom he had been responsible for and whom he had failed.

Sequel to 'An Eagle Earning Its Wings'. Klink's daughter has a horrible nightmare on Christmas Eve and goes to Hogan for comfort. In order to make her feel better, Hogan tells her about his life before the war and how he became the man he is now. From childhood to being shot down over Germany in early 1942, this is Colonel Robert E. Hogan's story and everything he stands for.