IZUKU SKIRT A WILD WIND
CHAPTER 9
AN: Nuno Suwappingu IS THE NAME I HAVE FINALLY DECIDED ON FOR THE GIRL WITH THE CLOTHES SWAPPING QUIRK FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE STORY. Nuno BEING HER FIRST NAME MEANING CLOTH WHILE Suwappingu HER LAST NAME MEANING SWAPPING. AS SUCH HER NAME IS READ AS CLOTH SWAPPING WHEN TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH. WELL TECHNICALLY I DID A GOOGLE TRANSLATE FROM ENGLISH TO JAPANESE BUT YOU GET THE IDEA FOR HER NAME MATCHING HER QUIRK.
UA SPORTS FESTIVAL
THIRD PERSON POV
Izuku Midoriya woke up in what looked like the schools infirmary with six others laying down in beds just like he was. Among them were Pony and Reiko who were covered in bandages but otherwise seemed, they were just waking up from their short nap. Kinoko was rinsing her mouth out using mint flavoured mouth wash to try and get the smell of barf out of her mouth. Yui and Momo were taking some pills for their splitting headaches while Recovery Girl was chewing them out for using the rocket launcher. Todoroki was using an air filtering machine to cleanse his lungs of the spores while laying down to rest up after Recovery Girl healed him.
"WHAT MADE YOU THINK BLOWING THOSE THREE UP WAS A GOOD IDEA!" Recovery Girl shouted wanting to leave her with a cracked skull right now. Unfortunately for the old women her hippocratic oath prevented her from harming her patient… as tempting as the girl was making it right now.
"It is not like their lives were in any actual danger… besides I took responsibility for Izuku who was still in the race." Momo said grumbling under her breath about how it was unfair she was getting yelled at for indirectly attacking them when the horse girl tried to purposely made them crash on a minefield.
"PRACTICALLY KIDNAPPING HIM MID RACE AFTER BLOWING HIM UP IS NOT BEING RESPONSIBLE!" Recovery Girl yelled again before she received a text message. It was Nezu saying the commercials were up and he needed the students to come for the second event explanation. As much as she wanted to take her time tearing into them for blowing up fellow students like they did she woke up those who were still asleep and sent them on their way. Except Izuku who on his way was pulled aside by two students and given a dress and some clothes to wear for the second event saying it was an order for their teacher Midnight.
To say the crowd was ecstatic would be as great as an understatement as saying Endeavour does very little property damage. Now that Students second through forty-three were out on the field it could begin, well the explanation for the second round. Cracking her whip and wetting her lips with a sultry lick Midnight took a breath before starting. "All right all my love slaves out there, before I go explaining the second event lets show you all the results from the obstacle course race!" She shouted pointing to the screen behind her as a name, place number, and student id picture were shown one at a time.
RACE RESULTS
1. Izuku Midoriya
2. Mei Hatsume
3. Momo Yaoyorozu
4. Yui Kodai
5. Kinoko Komori
6. Pony Tsunotori
7. Reiko Yanagi
8. Katsuki Bakugo
9. Tsuyu Asui
10. Setsuna Tokage
11. Itsuka Kendo
12. Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu
13. Nirengeki Shoda
14. Kosei Tsuburaba
15. Neito Monoma
16. Ochaco Uraraka
17. Kyoka Jiro
18. Ibara Shiozaki
19. Mina Ashido
20. Shihai Kuroiro
21. Tenya Ida
22. Minoru Mineta
23. Eijiro Kirishima
24. Mashirao Ojiro
25. Juzo Honenuki
26. Jurota Shishida
27. Hiryu Rin
28. Kojiro Bondo
29. Hanata Sero
30. Sen Kaibara
31. Togaru Kamakiri
32. Yosetsu Awase
33. Mezo Shoji
34. Denki Kaminari
35. Rikido Sato
36. Hitoshi Shinso
37. Manga Fukidashi
38. Yuga Aoyama
39. Koji Koda
40. Toru Hagakure
41. Fumikage Tokoyami
42. Shoto Todoroki
43. Nuno Suwappingu
The crowd was not surprised that all of the hero class students made it through the first round but many of the heroes were confused. It has always been tradition for only forty-two students to make it through to the second event so the extra one made no sense. On top of that Izuku Midoriya the first place winner from the first even was not among the crowd of students. Though there were also those who recognized Shoto Todoroki as the son of Endeavour, and were confused as to how the child of a pro hero could come in second last. Midnight was taking obscene amounts of pleasure in the crowds confusion and helpless looks they gave her hoping for her to relieve them with information.
"All right people now that you have seen all forty-two contestants participating allow me to introduce our guest hero assisting with the second event, The Dragon Hero: Ryukyu!" Midnight declared as said hero walked up to the podium from one of the stadium two field entrances. Needless to say this surprise addition was enough to momentarily take the audience minds off the missing student till he was soon to be revealed.
"And assisting her, mainly due to the fact that she refused let us make a giant muzzle with an infinite flamethrower built in for this event, will be a year three student of ours who works under her as a work studies sidekick, Nejire Hado!" Midnight said as the female member of the current big three walked up to join them on the podium waving to the crowd. Everyone was eating this up seeing a third year assist the hero for the first year student sports festival. "As for the infinite flamethrower, the exact mechanics will not be explained due to the original design being made by Mei Hatsume, however she did give us her express permission to use it." She said used to see shocked faces as the eighteen plus hero. Noticing the whispering faces of the support gear companies Nezu let her know through the ear piece to tell them why a weapon of incredible destruction was made in the support course. "For those who are concerned as to why such a thing was made by a support course student, it was not intended to be used as support gear. But between three days of no sleep, enough coffee for every employee of UA to have two cups each day of the three days, and accidentally setting a classmate on fire she got a random spark of an idea, deciding to bring it to life." Midnight said subtly pausing for a few seconds to catch her breath as she let it sink in for the support companies.
For those who did not know the exact number Nezu would never reveal that information. But when Midnight told them that, the total number included not just teachers but custodians, lunch room workers and other positions as well. Even the other students gave her a healthy distance of five feet out of fear of her other inventions she brought to the sports festival. That being said from teachers, to civilians, to other heroes, to students, and pretty much to almost anyone watching this were trying to wrap their heads around how she had not had a heart attack yet.
Mei Hatsume parents upon watching this checked to see all the coffee in the house was gone, making them decide to never buy coffee grinds again. From this day onward her family stuck to tea, despite her many attempts in the future to smuggle coffee into her home and the support course studio. On the bright side for the pink haired inventor a coffee company watching this was already talking about sponsoring her future lab once she graduates. The military however was wondering if they could quote on quote convince her to sell the design to them or see if they can force her to hand it over to them in some way if the first plan failed. Those however would be events for other days, both of which if this was a story readers would find quite amusing to read about.
"Now onto the event my darlings!" Midnight said as the screen changed behind her to show a cartoon Izuku in a dress hiding behind a cartoon of dragon form Ryukyu and Nejire Hado. "This event will be called, RESCUE THE PRINCESS!" She exclaimed the last part as the title appeared above the cartoon figures on the screen in bubbly letters. "Cementoss will make a maze of concrete with Izuku Midoriya along with the dragon and her assistant in the centre guarding him. Since he will be assisting in the second event unable to participate he is already guaranteed a spot in the third round." Midnight stopped to look at the astonished faces of the audiences who were caught off guard by this new kind of event.
"A thirty minute timer will start after the princess is rescued from the dragon, every five minutes the maze will change shape to keep things interesting." Midnight said making Cementoss moan at the thought of all the extra work her event made for him. "As for points, every second someone is holding onto him they earn one point. If they use an attack to snatch him away from a fellow competitor that they obviously know will hurt him they will lose anywhere from three to fifteen points based on our judges for this. Eraserhead, Present Mic, and Principal Nezu will judge this for the second event each one able to take away anywhere from one point to five each." She said earning nods from those in the crowd who disapproved earlier of Momo use of a rocket launcher. While those who did approve of her excessive use of force booed the point loss rule. Making comments like how it was not the other students faults if Izuku was too fragile to take a few hits. "As for the team aspect, students can go it solo or form teams up to a maximum of four people. However the more people on your team the more the points are evenly divided amongst you and your teammates." Midnight said as the agencies who wanted to see the students teamwork skills were relieved by this tradition still remaining intact. "Also anyone who steps one foot outside the Maze walls is automatically eliminated." She said making sure it was clear for them all. Midnight then noticed the shadow of a certain green haired student from one of the entrances to the stadiums playing field.
She snickered to herself at how he was so shy despite the fact that pretty much everyone knew he is All Might kid. And by everyone that meant all the hero course teachers, and most of the first year hero students. Granted none of them ever approached him about it as they all had assumed it was meant to be an unsaid thing. Despite All Might making it painfully obvious by always pulling the young man into his office for a private talk or how he reacted around him. The other teachers with the exception of a few made a betting ring on how long it would take All Might to outright admit it. Nezu being the exception as they lost to him the last three dozen times he took part in a betting pool they did thanks to his intelligence quirk. Recovery Girl because Present Mic noted how harsh she was with him and Aizawa after Midoriya came into class crossdressing. Granted with Mic she would have been even more angry cause of him laughing his ass off at the boy suffering if she had found out. So the rest of the teachers agreed to keep her out of the loop as much as possible with Izuku related incidents. Aizawa said he did not care and Hound Dog would scold them for using a students possible emotional trauma to gamble away their pay checks to one another. All Might for obvious reasons was also kept out of Izuku related incidents for a similar reason to Recovery Girl. But less out of fear and more for the fact that he is at the centre of the bet so therefore he cannot be allowed to know of it.
"AND OUR PRINCESS FOR THIS EVENT, HER HIGHNESS IZUKU MIDORIYA!" Midnight called out pointing to the entrance so camera would turn to him. As Izuku Midoriya walked out slowly out to the dress he was not accustomed to wearing. His face with a bright red blush over his diamond shaped freckles, making them stand out even more than usual. The light green dress he was given to wear earlier left the top of his shoulders exposed but still had sleeves going midway down his upper arm half. On top of that it had black puffy trimming around the top of the spots where began covering his arms, also covering under arms in the process fortunately enough. It reached all the way down past his own feet requiring him to lift it up slightly at the waist as he walked in it. On the back was a zipper that he just barely managed to pull up, all be it making him realize he would really feel the pain in his shoulder tomorrow morning. It had a diamond pattern on the bottom half with gemstones added into the middle of each diamond that was sewn in to make the pattern. For shoes he was still wearing his red high tops as he refused to wear anything else other than them. On his head was a diamond tiara, obviously the diamonds were fake plastic but were still looked real enough to not be obvious to anyone who was not a jewelry expert. Midnight seeing this dropped the tiara she was gonna have him wear with his gym as her jaw began hanging along with the dragon hero beside her. Nejire Hado was squealing and jumping in place while admiring how pretty he looked and now understood why Midnight betted on him coming in first to play this role.
"WAAAAAIT A MINUTE HERE FOLKS, WHAT KIND OF FAN SERVICE DID MIDORIYA DECIDE WE DESERVED!? NOT THAT I AM COMPLAINING, BUT DAMN! AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS THAT HE MAKES THE MOST ADORABLE PRINCESS?" Present Mic shouted as him saying he was caught by the crowd causing most to freeze. It seemed that most of the audience assumed he was a girl while the others could either tell his true gender or he was androgynous enough for them to not care either way.
"What did I do to deserve this nonsense... you know what never mind on second thought I know at least a dozen things I did to deserve this in the last month alone... Also Mic… shut up before I punch you in the face." Aizawa said in his usual bored tone not being able to take much more. "Also Midnight… is this not a bit too much, even by your own standards?" He asked her causing Midnight to choke on her own breath coughing.
"I DID NOT TELL HIM TO WEAR THAT! I WAS JUST GONNA MAKE HIM WEAR A TIARA WITH HIS GYM UNIFORM! I SWEAR!" Midnight screamed pointing at the announcer booth.
"BUT THEY TOLD ME THAT YOU TOLD ME TO WEAR THIS!" Izuku exclaimed as he tripped back forgetting his dress was slightly longer than his own legs. This resulted in it flipping back covering his face with the front of his dress, but revealing his own crotch. The pair of panties that came with the dress barely containing his genitals showing a slight bulge. Fortunately for him the year three student quickly pulled the front down and helped him up patting his back telling him it was gonna be ok.
"I GAVE NO SUCH ORDERS! ALSO WHO-" She was cut off from her shouting as two male students began to cry out in outrage banging their heads on the ground.
"NOOOOO THEY REALLY ARE DUDE!" Minoru Mineta and Denki Kaminari screamed in frustration crying as they both had hoped he was actually a girl. Though Mineta would only prefer women Kaminari was actually ok with Izuku being a guy cause of how cute his reactions are when he gets teased. The reason Kaminari was also upset was that he hoped that he could enjoy the taboo fact that a girl was changing in the boys locker room with them this whole time. As stupid as his reason was he was not a homophobic bastard like his partner in crime who was beside him right now also crying with him. Ochaco when seeing this was turned on like the other girls and a few of the guys, but also shocked. She now had to rethink her entire view of Izuku and her own thoughts after seeing how upset he was by this. After the perverted duo calmed down Izuku began explaining through a few sobs of shame as to how they had approached him earlier.
Unfortunately for the two boys Recovery Girl was already filling out recommendation forms for them to purposely be sent to the worst homophobic therapy sessions she knew of. Such things were deemed necessary for heroes in the past after a hero agency once arrested the participants of a pride parade on obviously fake charges when they turned down their street. Granted this event happened around eighty years ago, but the Hero Public Safety Commission did not want a repeat of something like this ever again. Grand Torino who despite his alzheimer's was shocked enough when seeing Izuku in the dress to come to his senses. This resulted in him speeding through the hallways like a mad man trying to make his way to the podium to give that half naked brat a roundhouse to her head. As for the quote on quote worst one Recovery Girl decided to send them to, it was considered the worst as it was borderline torture rather than actual therapy. But since they actually did get the results the HPSC wanted in the end, they did not bother doing the extra paperwork needed to abolish that specific one. That and some of the members on the HPSC higher ups enjoyed watching the video taped pain those people went through. Since they were being problematic for hero society to the point where they had difficulty covering it up, none felt the least bit guilty about watching such excruciating torment unfold.
BACK AT THE HALLWAY EARLIER
Izuku was about to follow the others walking out of the infirmary when suddenly he was pulled around the other corner. The ones who pulled him aside was Denki Kaminari and Minoru Mineta, the shorter one holding a folded up pice of cloth with a tiara on top. This made Izuku Midoriya cautious of what they were about to say as they led him to the change room for the guys.
"We are gonna be straight with you since we do not want to make Midnight anymore mad than you probably do." Mineta said as the boys agreed earlier to let him do all the important talking. Izuku shook a little imagining what the eighteen-plus hero would do to him if he talked back to her, thinking of worst things than what Kacchan has done to him in the past. "She told us to give you these clothes to change into, then for you to join her on the podium." He said grinning as Izuku took the clothes and turned away to the changing room.
"You want us to help you change Midoriya?" Denki Kaminari suggested getting nod of approval from Mineta. The electric quirk user grabbed the one for all user shoulder right where the scar of Bakugo hand was causing them to turn around and punch him with a five percent punch to the gut. This slammed Kaminari into wall knocking the wind out to him, which was preceded with another attack. Izuku kicked Mineta in the face as he tugged on Izuku pant leg, with Mineta hitting the wall hair first. This caused the dwarf to bounce back as Izuku closed the door in a panic causing them to bounce back and fourth a few times before stopping.
BACK TO THE PRESENT
Once Izuku was back together Midnight now upset literally whipped the asses of the two idiot students who abused her name like that. "Calm down Midnight, if you showed a little more self control on a regular basis than maybe they would not have been able to get away with that lie like they did." Aizawa reminded her calming her down slightly. Granted she was still fuming bit due to the fact that now for all she knows Recovery Girl, or Nezu, or possibly both will punish her after the sports festival.
"ALL RIGHT LITTLE LISTENERS FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO PARTICIPATE ON A TEAM GO TO VLAD KING AND THE GROUP OF THRID YEARS BY THE TABLE OVER THERE TO REGISTER YOUR TEAMS FOR THE SECOND ROUND!" Present Mic shouted as everyone who wanted to partner up ran over there. Once everyone was done, Ryukyu and Nejire Hado took Izuku to the spot indicated by Cementoss as the maze centre. With the maze walls raised by the outer layer first so the inside would go unseen the maze was ready to enter. Each team of students or individuals took their spots at the designated openings as Present Mic got ready to signal it. "3! 2! 1! GO!" He said with a blow horn going off singling for everyone to enter the maze and start.