IZUKU SKIRT A WILD WIND
CHAPTER 16
AN: HERE YOU GO ENJOY THIS CHAPTER ALL OF YOU MEIxIZUKU FANS!
UA SPORTS FESTIVAL
THIRD PERSON POV
The moment Midnight declared the start of the fight Mei went on the attack to show off her babies. "BEHOLD MY STICKY BABY!" She said as she flew up and shot capsules half the size of baseballs filled with glue at Izuku who began dodging frantically. Her speed when shooting was so fast that the audience could not keep track where she was aiming, making it look like she was firing at random. For her it was refreshing to have someone who thinks and reacts at a normal pace like her. As she has to usually slow down her thought process for those around her so she could properly explain her babies to them when they asked. Or in this case help her demonstrate her new baby for much longer period of time than a normal person could. A sentiment Izuku somewhat shared with her as he too had slow down for the people around him by concentrating. Mei turned away for a moment after a minute or so of this to see how the support companies were feeling so far about this baby.
"NOW THAT IS MOST CERTAINLY A UNIQUE NAME FOR AN INVENTION?" Present Mic said trying his hardest to not make a penis joke. Midnight and Eraserhead on the other hand both rolled their eyes knowing his childish humour he was actually suppressing. Nezu who knows Present Mic well also knows the voice hero knows better than to use dirty jokes when on air like this. Granted he never really made them to begin with as those were more Midnight thing than his, his were more childish… and simply loud.
Izuku was caught off guard to say the least as he was not expecting a glue gun to be fired at him, especially this rapid fire succession. Unfortunately for him her ammunition seemed to be plentiful based off the size of the ammunition and the sizeable pouch she had at her waist. Being unable to get the few seconds to hold still and attack with a Delaware Smash he had no choice but to stumble and dodge. While doing this he noticed how her jetpack functioned, and he realized her limitless power source was also her greatest weakness. What was making his situation so dire was the fact that every attack he dodged meant he had less room to move around in after. If he did not think of a plan soon he would be unable to move and left at her air superiority mercy. Luck smiled upon him however as he noticed her looking away from him for a few seconds, this moment of her not firing gave him the chance he needed that her swift reloading did not allow him. Unleashing a Delaware smash after calculating the trajectory/speed of the capsule, the power of his attack, her position when she would recover from his attack, and the moment the ball of glue would get into position.
"MIDORIYA LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE IN A TIGHT SPOT FOR A WHILE THERE BUT MANAGED TO LUCK OUT WHEN HIS AIR ATTACK JUST NOW!" Present Mic said being careful not to spoil his glue ball surprise for his opponent. That was when the voice hero noticed the mouse principal snickering to himself and his friend raising an eyebrow at him. "WHAT IS SO FUNNY YOU TWO?" He asked them unsure why they were laughing. Aizawa told him to wait till after the fight for an explanation of what he apparently did not know.
Mei Hatsume fired off her gun only to a second later to have herself swept off her feet mid air by a strong wind force. Her jet pack pulling her a few feet closer to the ground before righting herself into proper standing position facing him. She was about to fire at him when some sort of liquid exploded in her top vent that was sucking in air. This however triggered her to soar upward due to the hot air being vented from below that now had no counter force to keep it in check. Quickly turning off her pack before going to high, but as she was about to hit the ground she got knocked back by another strong air blast. To avoid getting knocked out of the arena before she could show off more, she launched her grappling her hooks from her utility belt. The prongs got stuck in the ground holding her in place on the edge of the arena now realizing the air blasts came from him.
Realizing she could not stop herself from getting knocked out again from this, she took off her jetpack turning it around. Then turning it back on knowing it could not suck in air anymore, she let go putting up with the minor pain from the hot air as it launched itself at her opponent. Izuku jumped up to dodge it, already knowing what she would do next he prepared a Delaware smash… except after the glue attack another came.
The second attack she used was something that looked like a disk launcher, that fired a small net. Originally she made the net bigger but decided it was better to put a few extra nets in her utility belt and it was arguably a better size for capture as well. Though a net covering their full body would be better for entangling them overall, her smaller nets were different. They were an odd cross between a bola and a net so when they hit his outstretched hand the balls spun around interlocking. Now her opponents arms were tied together in a way that even most strength quirk users could not easily rip apart without breaking their arms.
Izuku landed, deciding to continue his charge surprising her making her smile in excitement. Unfortunately for Izuku he was too used to punching, so switching to kicking techniques threw him off a bit, allowing her to dodge them after calling back her grappling hooks. As this went on he was getting frustrated as the hero who techniques he watched were useless on this flat surface… 'FLAT! WHY DID I NOT REALIZE IT SOONER!' He thought going from kicking to stomping the ground repeatedly at ten percent. This resulted in large bits of the floor splitting upward on the odd angles he needed them too.
Mei found this odd, then she noticed as she kept on dodging him failing to aim at him through all the dirt and dust his stomping created. She had noticed that now there was essentially no walking space between the large flat pieces of ruble. The resulted in her not having the strength to push them down instantly so she had to jump and dash in between the different ones. However since he was faster than her, this tighter space now made it difficult for her to have anytime to aim. This was despite her being able to keep up with Izuku fast thinking that usually out paced most. Bakugo is able to keep up with him as well… well if you consider attacking every passing second like a pomeranian with rabies keeping up with him.
Elsewhere at the nurses office Grand Torino was chuckling making the other two in his company raise an eyebrow. "Since when do you laugh at property damage?" Recovery Girl asked him wondering why he is not berating Izuku instead. "Since he was only really taught how to punch thanks to a certain someone…" Grand Torino said looking at his former student for a second to make them cough into their hands and rub the back of their head. "… He decided to change the battlefield in order to make use of my fighting style deeming it most effective against her." He said waiting with surprised eagerness to see what the kid could learn just from watching.
Back at the fight, despite yet being able to tear apart the net at five percent power Izuku Midoriya had still managed to get a lead on Mei Hatsume. He would have used ten percent but after feeling how it was straining his legs he decided to play it safer and not break his arms. "SO IF I GOT THEIR STRATEGY RIGHT PEOPLE THEY DECIDED TO GIVE UP ON BREAKING THEIR HANDS FREE, AND TURNED THEMSELVES INTO A HUMAN PINBALL?" Present Mic said getting literally dizzy trying to keep up with where Izuku was on the battlefield. Aizawa just gave up already trying to keep up with his squirrel brained student and decided to watch when they kick Mei Hatsume. Nezu simply sipped his tea seeing how long till they had a Grand Torino with a strength quirk instead of an air based quirk. Midnight was smirking at this sight enjoying the thoughts of how right now, her grandparents are probably arguing over the sight of this bizarre and unintentional homage to her grandfather.
After a few minutes of this bouncing off his makeshift walls getting the hang of this fighting style to a for the moment satisfactory degree and seeing Mei in his ideal spot Izuku begun his attack. Finding Mei he called out to her making it looked it he was going straight at her. Instead when she pulled out her glue gun to try and stick him in place to give a speech about her device. He rolled to the side by stomping only his left foot, landing on the wall to his left before going into his actual straight attack. Mei quickly firing her glue gun at him again, was surprised when he stomped and straightened out ducking under it. Rolling to a stop just beneath her on his back with his legs pulled close he kicked her with both feet sending her flying to the edge yet again. However this time she had to use four grappling hooks suspending her in mid air, two in the wall and two of them in two pieces of the floor of the arena. Izuku followed her when she was sent flying so when she got suspended in midair he accidentally landed on her basically straddling her waist. Something Midnight was enjoying the sight thinking of how exciting they would be to use during actual sex.
While doing this he gave her utility belt a horse jokey like kick that he got to practice earlier thanks to Pony Tsunotori. Unfortunately he kicked the wrong one that resulted in the two in the wall retracting pulling them back into the arena. Izuku slammed his feet down on the prongs on the ground to try and stop them from slamming into the concrete at high speed. Though they stumble out of the opposite end of the arena since she landed first she was disqualified so he won. However the position they landed in where she was straddling his waist now while holding down his arms, panting heavily made it a little awkward to say the least. "And just like that my darlings, we have our first fighter moving on, IZUKU MIDORIYA!" Midnight declared as the board changed.
The crowd was applauding for both fighters as the two decided to now explain for them and Mic. "The reason Nezu was laughing before was the fact that it was not an accident, but I assume calculated." Aizawa said bewildering the audience.
"To make it clear, Izuku Midoriya IQ falls just a few points behind mine. Essentially making them the new officially recognized second smartest person in all of Japan." Nezu said as though it was nothing while everyone was shocked. During this moment of shock Mei Hatsume jumped up and gave him a helping hand to get back up on his feet. "To be more precise Midoriya and Hatsume are both on par with me due to a brain condition called Synaptic Overload Syndrome. I will explain it in a way that anyone who is not a doctor will be able to understand. So, there is the phenomenon that I just mentioned, that causes the brain to be unable to properly turn off and stop processing under any circumstances. In that way, even while sleeping from exhaustion their minds are still running background calculations and operations. The side-effects could include insomnia, hyper-activeness, muttering, stimming, and other such symptoms as an example. Fortunately only Hatsume is displaying the hyperactive trait, unlike Midoriya." He said making Aizawa regret slightly allowing Midoriya to stay in his class. Vlad on the other hand wanted to punch himself in the face for letting Aizawa take such a potential filled student from him.
While this conversation was being broadcasted a new one was beginning between the two competitors. Doing so as they talked in such fast mumblings that Nezu had to play a live recording of it on lowered speed for people to understand.
"Your jetpack was incredible, other than a small electrical charge to get it started, the rest of the energy is clean and renewable!" Izuku said impressed by her jetpack run almost entirely on clean energy.
"I know, I was amazed how you managed to figure out my baby!" Mei said surprised that someone outside the support course even somewhat understood her work.
"Well, it quite efficient actually the main power turbine on the back continuously drew in large amounts of air. This in turn created a powerful pushing force as a side effect which was pushing you down a bit from right above you. While you used the cooling system that expelled heat to push you up from the bottom, by adjusting the two you could maintain whatever altitude you wanted. With extra heat expulsion from the sides you could also change direction whenever you needed or wanted to. However when you were flipped around the pushing force from above became a pulling force. This was due to the funnel of hot air created by your under vents pulling the cold air which your top vent essentially made into a pillar above you." Izuku said on a bit of a rant, but for Mei she drank in every word. Starting to imagine them working on more of her babies together, and for some reason a child calling her mother showed in that fantasy who also began assisting them.
"Yeah unfortunately the greatest part of my baby design ended up being a major weakness in a fight? But to think you appreciate my BABIES!" Mei said admitting her baby had a few flaws in it current state that she would need to correct. Yet still excited to find someone other than her parents who did not yell at her for hard work in creating these mechanical miracles.
"Who in their right mind wouldn't!? It can be used for almost every hero, hundreds no thousands could use it for faster travel to crime scenes no matter their quirk!" Izuku told her already imaging how many heroes could benefit from a more refined version of this device.
For a moment Mei Hatsume stopped thinking about everything else around her and all she could see was her fantasy from before springing to life. Her in her own personal lab working on a new baby as he comes, hugging her from behind handing her a tool. The small girl with his green excited eyes and their pink hair matching her own colour yet matching his messiness. A set of diamond freckles like his looking like they were squished together as she smiled with an ear to ear grin holding up a small box holding some materials. When she realized he had been asking her this whole time if she was okay looking concerned, she realized she needed to assure him she was okay before popping the question.
"I am fine don't worry?" Mei said waving off his concern with a laugh as that was literally nothing compared to her previous home lab explosions. After he looked like he was calm again she asked him what she wanted to know. "MAKE BABIES WITH ME!" She shouted in excitement forgetting how to ask him properly, as she tackled him to the ground. While he was a stuttering red in the face mess, the crowd was either shocked into gasping or equally red at such a bold declaration, with some doing both.
Seeing this her protective instincts kicked in and she pried the girl off of him while Cementoss brought cement up to her neck to restrain her. "Ahem! Despite me being the eighteen plus hero, even I think declaring that than making an attempt for their virginity in front of the world is a bit much." Midnight said clearing her throat getting the girl attention interrupting their conversation which was leading to a somewhat dangerous situation. Waiting a few seconds for it to stop she continued.
"WELL DAMN MIDNIGHT, AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE THIRSTIEST PERSON AROUND? EITHER THAT OR POWER LOADER IS TEACHING SOMETHING EXTRA IN THE SUPPORT COURSE CONSIDERING HOW SURPRISED YOU WERE!" Present Mic said dying of laughter at this sight till Aizawa smacked him upside the head. Power Loader who was in the teacher section was covering his face with his hands in embarrassment at what his student just did. The grandfather of said student was already writing a speech to give to the parents of the boy to not press charges against her.
"STILL ALL JOKES ASIDE I GOTTA SAY YOU WERE FIRING SO FAST MY EYES COULDN'T EVEN KEEP UP, I AM AMAZED YOU GOT LUCKY THAT YOUR AIM WAS AS ACCURATE AS IT WAS DESPITE IT BEING RANDOM." Present Mic said receiving a confused look from his two co announcers as well as the two students along with Midnight.
"What do you mean random? We were moving at a normal speed right?" Mei asked Present Mic the first question, aiming the second at Izuku as she turned to him receiving a nod of yes.
"I am afraid to even ask this but what do we appear like to the two of you when we move and you two do not try to match our speed for thinking or moving?" Aizawa asked already worried of the answer he was about to receive. Though a small part of him hoped they were not like Nezu who always complained to him how staff meeting took too long for his liking. Because it takes everyone too long to process new information given to them at said meetings while he is already thinking on several topics ahead of them.
"By the time you think of one idea and think it over I already have had several pop up in my head and already thought them over in almost every possible angle." Izuku said turning to Mei who also agreed with him. For Izuku that was why he could almost instantly analyze any quirk he sees so fast that a few times police officers asked if he had an intelligence boosting quirk. "In terms of moving… well I thought it was normal for everything to slow down in a fight like it is one of those slow motion scenes in movies and shows." He said remembering the USJ incident where he was able to give the police a supposedly too detailed and creepily precise description of the leader of the attack. He still found it rude since they were the ones that asked him for as much details as he could give them. For everyone hearing this it made him sound like he was a main character in his own anime, boggling them wether he hit his head a little too hard or not. "But even if my reflexes act in time, I don't always have the speed or the room to dodge an attack in time." He said remembering all the times in middle school where he saw an attack pretty much coming a mile away but was unable to do anything to stop it. Mei was agreeing with him again how it is also how she views the world around her. Both individuals found it troublesome to when their physical abilities could not keep up with their minds when they wanted them too. However with the newly acquired power of One For All his body could now start to keep up with his mind in terms of speed or power.
Nezu was cackling like a madman getting everyone out of their shocked daze after hearing this absurd explanation. "Looks like we need to give Young Hatsume a proper IQ test as well don't we Power Loader? Looks like she might be close to my IQ as well." Nezu said finding it too joyful to have more people who could understand his pains. Everyone else watching however were worried how most likely the three smartest individuals in Japan were a chimera like mouse creature in a business suit, a pink hair mad scientist who uses inappropriate phrasing, and a hero fanboy from what little they could tell of him.
"I BET YOU DIDN'T HAVE AIZAWA HELP YOU WITH THIS FOR MIDORIYA!" Power Loader called out pointing at the announcers booth.
"Your correct, I did not get his assistance with it since I did this before young Midoriya even enrolled little lone applies to UA." Nezu said making the support course teacher slump down into his seat sniffling. This however made many people hearing this wonder why Nezu tested his IQ before UA or how the rodent had met the young man. When All Might began training Midoriya Nezu checked his records and found it odd how he had perfect test scores but so many incident reports. This made him suspect his school was covering up for another student at the time, only to find the unfortunate truth recently. Still as a result he decided to give Midoriya a proper test, and sent in the results to hopefully help remove those stains his middle school left on his record if chose a school other than UA.
"Oh right, can't wait for our baby to help us make more babies in the future!" Mei exclaimed before getting carried off by Cementoss after she squeezed her way out of the cement somehow to give him a peck on the cheek. For her parents however they were overflowing with excitement as they actually have a genuine chance to become grandparents now. Her grandfather who was still watching this was unsure wether to be even more worried cause her crush was just like her. Or to be less worried since this means he can actually survive her. Most of the others after him who were watching were jealous that she got to declare something like that to the whole world before they could.
Izuku stood there in confused silence for a minute before speaking up to ask a question to no one in particular. "Was she talking about making an invention to help us make more inventions, or was she talking about an actual baby?" He asked unsure of what she was talking about.
"Unfortunately for your peace of mind Midoriya, I think she meant a real baby." Aizawa told him in a deadpan tone knowing what kind of trouble he might experience thanks to his encounters with Mrs. Joke. Who shouted "LETS DO A DOUBLE MARRIAGE CEREMONY WITH THEM!" Her usual abandon for the social normal still there.
Endeavour did not see any of this as he was busy walking around to try and find his son as well as to clear his head. Shoto was smart and did not go back to his class seats after the fighting began but sneaked his way back into the nurses office where Recovery Girl allowed him to watch the fight. When Izuku got back however she had him lay down immediately to check his legs despite him saying he was all right. Inko however in the stands was concerned about what kind of other crazy girls eyes her son may have drawn towards him. Todoroki on the other hand was unknowingly blushing when he saw Izuku began panting in the fight. Fortunately for him the other three in the room who were being careful of what they said earlier due to him being in the room did not notice his blush.
With that Cementoss needed a full thirty minuted of work to fix the field, but once that was done the next two came out. "ALRIGHT FOLKS FIRST WE HAVE REPRESENTING CLASS 1-B! THE WALL OF STEEL, ONE HALF OF THE MANLY DUO TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU!" Present Mic said as the young man came walking out clashing his metal fists together. "ON THE OTHER SIDE HIS OPPONENT AND REPRESENTATIVE OF CLASS 1-A HERO COURSE! THE MISTRESS OF MUSIC, THE ROCKER WHO WILL LITERALLY ROCK YOU TO THE CORE WITH HER MUSIC KYOKA JIRO!" He said as she then walked out from her side getting into the ring. Just like before Midnight asked them if they were ready and the match was declared to begin.