Harley was seven years old. Harley was just informed that his dad got a boyfriend.
"Harley, you're dad has a boyfriend."
"What does that mean? I thought boys only get in relationships with girls?"
"Not always. Your dad is a sinner and an bitch, so he cheated on me with a boy."
Harley did not understand this. He was taken aback, but htis explained why they were fighting.
"So he cehated with you on a boy?"
"Yes."
This took a while to process, he couldn't speak.
"Oh, Harley, I love you." Harley's mom hugged him. "I know you aren't going to grow up liek him."
"Huh?"
"You're never going to a cheating bastard who is a homosexaul! I hate that bastard!"
Harley still did not get this.
"Anyways, I'm going to call him back. There's dinner at the table."