Captain Toad was dashing about being propelled to go fast by his flatulence, puffing up his cheeks for he felt the need for speed due to having collected the various colored gems placed around a generic casino area that looked like a compilation of all the Casino Zones throughout the years within this fast paced world.
"Woowee! I sure am dashing about fast!" Captain Toad happily boasted while tugging up his backpack for he could definitely feel himself go faster with every toot he unleashed from his reeking rump. "This more than makes up for me not being able to jump! I am living up to Toads everywhere running so quickly!"
Unfortunately the gassy Toad Brigade Captain was too happy with this decision that he bumped into various badniks that attacked him, with him screaming for he couldn't get any of the metal menaces off of him in light of his flatulence helping him out.