Captain Toad was farting happily upon going through the fiery Crisis City since he wanted to have his flatulence on fire.
"Ooh this is so hot!" Craptain Toad admitted in a teasing manner since he was laughing while feeling like his roaring rump was alit with flames. "Guess the heat in this scorched section is really making my metropolis methane massive!"
"...Yes you could say that..." Mephiles trailed off in disgust since he wasn't sure how such a flatulent fungi could partain to have so much stink in them. "How is it that you're even that-"
"Pungent you may ask: well honestly I don't have the answer." Braptain Toad admitted upon feeling his searing sloppy sharts burning through his pants. "But now I'll have to look to the fart filled future to do laundry!"