Ah, Las Vegas. The city of gambling, Elvis and live performances. Here in this town located in Nevada, we find Quick Draw McGraw on a nice vacation.

Say, Quick Draw?

"Yes Ms Author?" Quick Draw asked.

What are you doing at this casino?

"Well, I heard that the jackpot is $10,000," Quick Draw says. "I could buy all the sasparilla with that money"

Accompanying Quick Draw was his faithful and loving partner Baba Looey.

"Loving, I am Senorita Author," Baba said.

Any luck boys?

"Not yet," Quick Draw said. "But we're getting there"

Quick Draw pulls down on the casino lever. None of the 3 slots match.

"Shucks," Quick Draw said. "I knew I should've brought my lucky Sheriff Badge"

"You know, this casino stuff isn't really my style," Baba Looey said. "Hey, why don't we get married?"

"Why would I ever do that?" Quick Draw said.

"So you can finally hold my hand without it being provocative," Baba Looey said.

Didn't you two sleep together last night?

"Yes," Baba said. "But it's not as bad as premarital hand holding"

"Where would we get married at this hour?" Quick Draw said.

"Las Vegas has a bunch of chapels for people who wanna get married fast" Baba Looey said. "There's a chapel just across from our hotel"

"Well Baba Boy" Quick Draw said."You're the love of my life and there's no one I wanna spend my life with than you, so let's do it"

Quick Draw and Baba leave for the chapel.

The scene changes to Quick Draw and Baba Looey talking to the man who runs the chapel.

"So we have an open slot in 30 minutes" the man said. "And since it's pride month, all same sex couples get a 50% off discount"

"Oh boy!" Baba Looey said.

"I can't wait to marry you Baba Boy" Quick Draw said. "Imagine the SSI we'll get for being a married couple"

"I better go call my Mama," Baba Looey said.

30 minutes later, Quick Draw and Baba Looey stand at an empty chapel. It was just the two of them at the reception plus their priest.

"We are gathered here today to wed Quick Draw McGraw and Baba Looey. I don't know them personally but I bet they're a cute gay couple" the priest said. "They aren't the first gay couple. That pink mountain lion and blue dog were here last week"

"I always knew Snagglepuss was gay" Quick Draw said.

"Do you Quick Draw take Baba Looey to be your wedded husband? To love and to cherish as you both shall live until death do you part?" the priest said.

"I do," Quick Draw said.

"And do you Baba Looey take Quick Draw to be your husband?" the priest said.

"I do, I think," Baba Looey said.

"Then by the power invested in me by Elvis Presely, I pronounce you Horse and Donkey" the priest said, "You may now-"

"Hold it right there!"

The three turned to see a couple of bandits wielding pistols.

"Uh oh, bad guys!" Baba Looey said.

"Hands where I can see em" one of the bandits says. The 3 of them put their hands up.

"Now give me your money" the bandit said to the priest.

"Now hold on there," Quick Draw said. "Baba Looey and I were getting married just a second ago and you came and ruined it"

"We were gonna go gamble later" Baba Looey said. "And then get lucky in our bed-"

"Oh, terribly sorry fellas," the bandit said. "This guy owes up money"

"Then you can do it after the reception," Quick Draw said. "Now sit down"

The bandits take a seat and the service continues.

"You may now kiss" the priest says. Quick Draw and Baba lean in for a kiss but Quick Draw's snout gets in the way. They try again and successfully kiss each other on the lips.

The bandits clap their hands and cheer for the couple.

The scene cuts to Quick Draw and Baba leaving the chapel as the priest is robbed of his money.

"You know Queeks Straw" Baba Looey said. "They say whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. But I wanna take this with us out of Vegas"

"Indeed Baba Boy" Quick Draw said. "We should get married again sometime"

"Hey Queeks Straw" Baba Looey said. "Let's go to the casino. I'm feeling lucky. I thin' "

"If you're feeling lucky" Quick Draw said. "Then we should go back to our hotel room"

"I like that Queek Straw," Baba said. "The only thing inside his head is love, and a lot of empty space. And that's why I married him" he laughs.