(NOTE FROM WALTER ELIAS DISNEY: I hope you kill yourselfs.)

Secret Master of Master REport: Recoded File XIII

...transmission begein

HOw many years had it been, since that fateful day...?

was it all real ... or not?

Sora blink as his vision swim to his eyes once more. The artichodke shaped pod he was contained in open slowly.

"This is somehow... familiar," he mutter to himself. "Where am I?" He look aroudn but it was tood dark to see anything, somewher distant the drip drop of water on rock floeor and musty scent of sum rancid creature's massive shit. A cave pehraps?

Sora cupd his hands and yell

"DONALD! GOOFY! WHERE TE FUCK ARE YOU"

He hang his head in shame. "Seem like theres nobody here."

A chukle break the silence. "Nobody here, indeed..." :)

A dark cloak figure begin drawing toward Sora who reach for his Keyblade and pull out his Monster Inc yo yos.

The figure laugh now closer. "A strange way to repay the peoeple who save your life"

"Whats that supposed to mean!"

The figure point to the artichode pod behind Sora. "You witness this device, once thots only to be engineered by Anselm the Wise? It was lost after Castel Obliveion was destroeyed by those Oraganiztion 13 fools. However, we recoompleted it."

Sora nod in understanding. "Yes ... that make sense."

The figure then remove his hood.

Sora jaw drop in amazement

"...Clayson? wt that fuck?"

truly it look like Clayston from Deep Jumgle—the chin and mustache and pippe! but the figure chorstles "I know not of whom you speak childe. I am an nobody, we have no memeories of who we once were. Not that I care. But you can call me my real name: Claxton.'

Sora repeat the name "Claxton," with awe

"To business Sora" say Claxton. "We save you from the dimension between worldslines, bring you here to the cavern of oure holy order for a reason. Sora ... we need your heart."

Sora once again prepare to use those fuking stupid yooyos. "Back off," he scream.

Claxton smile. "Naive boy, do you thinks I'm the bad guy here? You stil have no memory of your sins from the 2nd Great Keydlade War. I digrese tho, this far bigger than you or your heart. Now give us youre heart"

The battle begin as Sora immediately decidde to sumon his Amusement Ride: "Chidken Little's Marry Go Round." AHA HO GOTTEM WOWWW WAAAAWEEE WOOWWW, Sora screeeched at the top of his lungs spinnning the ride rapdidly at Clayeson

Claxton, uninpressed, hold one hand over his face a dark aura spreeding over it too.

"This youre idea of a joke? Allow me too demonsterate, REAL POWER."

With just one figner he stop the Marry Go Round moemntum completely, a shookwave emananasting from it with a dull roar. Then sparks fly out through all the peaces of it was it expodeed the ride! Sora screamed in pain as his ride vanish ... leaving him powerles in a crater on the floor

. In a crater on thefloor. Sora struggel to pull himself to his feat but Caxton already have his shotgun now pointed at him. "NOw imagine if I used one bullet. It would fucking kill you so heard your heatless AND. your noboddy would be diesintegrated"

Sora wondere to himself: "How did he get so powerful! He even stroger than Xehanort

Claxon stroke his chin "You probbably wondering wehre I obtain this power. Well you see Sora ... I not actually anobody, that was just a lie for you to gain my trust"

Sora clenchd his teeth "WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE"

Claxton laugh "You will give us youre heart and then disapper without ever knowing!"

Sora screeched, "AAAAH! YOU MONSTER! WHY!"

Claxtone laugh "Alright fine I tell you, What happen when a heartelsss and Nobody are defeated but they cumbine with also the Unverted and te Dreams Eaters...?"

"What's that supposed to mean?!"

Claxton look down at Sora in the cratere. "I become a new form, the Recoompleted."

Sora nod in understatement. "Right, if only I had realized sooner!" He bang the ground in dissapointment. "But I'll never gift you my heart Claxston!"

Clasyson laugh. "I thoughd you might say that, he say, pulling the cloak off a nearby chair, there he reveal his captive prisoner bound and gagggeed...

Sora cry, "MIKE POLANSKI?" tears well in his eyes "Why ... why him!"

Mike POlanski one large eye begin crying "Sora oh god please, help me, he serious, he foing to fucking kill me!"

Claxton place one hand on the shiverieng monster's head to hold him still. "You see Sora, while you recoeering inside the pod we read your memoreis. We know ... all of your secrets. He stroke mike polanski head. "All of them..." He sneer.

Sora blushed but woudl not stop crying, but more than anyything he mad, more mad at Claxton that anybody befoere even Saiax!

"AAAAAH1" he turn black into Anti Form and run at Claxton hitting him a hundredd times per second. But Claxon not hurt at all. "This form is too weak! Now witness, Sora! Watch the death of your DAERLY BELOVED!"

MIke Polanski in that one moment speak to Sora "Tell Sully ... im sorry"

everyhing was silent

as Claxton shoot MIke Polanski destroying not just his body but his hearless and nobodoy...

the monster fell silent as his one eye closed ... peacefully. He was still smilling. Sora lose control of Anti Form as he remembered watching Mike Polanskii's play with Sully and singing and clapping along tot he rhythem getting a perfect score. He remembmer cherisghing MIke Polasnki as he spin around with him on the beach.

Clasxton then poin the gun at Sora. "Now its your turn"

but when it seemed all hope ws lost! suddenly claxton have spieks shot out of his chest rapidlely s something pearce him from behind

"...Luxords? But ... why?"

Luxord step past the distningrating corpse of Clayton. "A veritabele malestorm of avarice..." He look uinmpressd at Clayton. "I knew this would happen, but in fact I was counting on it. Yet the game has only just begun Sora"

he hold out his hand

"Come with me"

Sora looked at Luxrodd in surprise "but you were desroyed in the Keybadle War?!"

"I was REcoompleted"

Sora nod slolwly "now it's all cummig together..."

anyway, Sora takes Luxords hand... but secretly, he attack with his Monsster yo yos!

Luxurd teleport behind Sora, shaking his head. "An veritabel malestrom of avaraice. HOw preditable, it seem you recovered your memories sooner than I predicated."

Sora filled with vengance for Mike Polanski shout out "what have you DONE with KAIRI!"

Luxrood smile "But the game only just begun Sora"

Sora rememberd his ppast battlew with Ludorld. "Your just going to turn me into a gay card or dice,"

but Luxords shook his head. "That wasnt my real weapon Sora. Behold"

with a snape of his fingers, 6 flying javelims enchanted by the wind begin floating behidn him, still dreipping withClaytons blood. Sora never seen such a weapon.

"where are you loking at Sora? the game has been going for some time..."

Sora look up and realize, oh shit, there was a time bar going down?! when did it appear? before he even have time to realize his mistake, Luxors then stab him 6 times with the spears "that what you get for lookgin."

Sora grimace blood spilling from his mouth " ... you ... chaeted..."

"I merely playe the game, Sora. hate the game ... not the playere. And then Luxord snap his fingers and Soras heart flew out and insine his magic card... he teleported away

3 YEARS LATER...

it was another day on Destiny Island... but Riku refused to leave his room. he heard a knocking on the door as Wakkak game in holding a bowl of soup. "happy birthdaey Riku, Tedius and the others helped me make this special soup foer you to feel better."

Riku stand up from his bed "what do you know," and he stomp the bowl of soup right onto Waka's pants. waka smile, poor inocent WAkaa, not understanding pain as he know nothing beyond Destiny Islands. The cruel realites of death were unknown to him

Waka smiled, "your just being silly Riku. Now you wait right here, I will make more soup"

Riku growled "I dont want any of your DAMN SOUP. Now... FUCK OFF."

He brandished his keblade. "Waka smiled, hey, its happening now! a 1 on 1 like old times?" he took out his blitzbaal not knowing that Riku ... had he not been stopped, would have slit his throat where he stood and thrown his corpse into the oceans.

It was Roxas who stopped Rikus blade. "Riku, enough. It been 5 years since Sora has gone missing!"

Riku roared "WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU SHOUD HAVE DIED ISNTEAD OF HIM'

Roxas turned his back "maybe your right..."

Riku turned away. "no. Its ... its my fault..."

Roxas turned back toRiku. "Riku... what if I told you there a way to get Sora back"

"what that suppoed to mean?"

Roxas summoned Tigger, which came as a suprise to Riku, preparing for battle.

"Hoo hohoh hoo, why have you called me to this realm Roxas?"

"tigger I need your help, enough of these games. you know about what the council has planned"

"hoo hoo hoo, maybe I do maybe I dont," Tigger batted his eyes coyly.

"the council," said Riku.

Roxas contine talking to Tigger "I was there when they killed eeyeore. and Im sorry. but you cant keep pretending it didnt happen. You were watching there meeting Tigger... your the only one who knows their headquasters"

"OK I'll teel you Roxas. there headquaeters is in Twilight Town beneath Ratatoing Restaurant. You need a passweord to get in, otherwise they kill whoever enters. RAtatoing been doing this for years because Scrooge Mcdusk is too cheap to pay for actual meat."

Riku glares "and THIS is where they keeping Sora?"

Tigger spoke crypitcally, "well ... maybe... how much you want to know?"

"tell mee everything"

"hoo hoo hoo, the one whos wields a thougsand cards has the heart you seek"

Wakka slapped his chest. "Well what we waiting for? Lets get Sora back everyone"

Riku smiled "youre right, Wakka."

"beside a restaurant have the only ingredient for your birthday soup," Wakka smiled.

Foxas however had sumoned the Gummi Ship with grim determiantion. "OK, get your fat ass on bord before I change my mind,"

so the 5 fast freinds set out to Treasure Town...

ONE GUMMY SHIP RIDE LATER...

They arrieved at Treasure Town stnding before the gates of Ratatoing. by all amounts it look like an ordinary restaurant. but tigger sniff the air "many have died here. burnt alive."

Wakka laughed, "a reastaurant, I cant wait to get those ingredients." he run inside

Riku shoted "WAKKA, NOOOOODONT.."

there was the sound of a thosand spinning metal shears cleaving through bone as Wakka who just oopened the door was cut in half with a giant buzzsaw.

Roxas hold Riku back "idiot, you only meet the same fate if you try to help him now!"

"NO," Riku say breaking free witht the power of darkness give to him by Anselm. Without paying attention to Roaxxas warning he barge into Ratatoing. "COME GET SOME YOU BITHES!"

a voice enter from around the corner "...you didnt say the password ... guess i have to kill you. oh welll..."

Tigger stare in disbelief. "no fucking way..."

It was Eeeyore. Now he had a dark cloak and from benath it were whirling hundreds of mechianical blades. "oh ... I guess I hve to kill youtoo tiger."

"hooo hoo hoo," tigger wept. "jesus, what they done to my pal?"

Roxas teleport into the restaruant "guess we have to fight or way thorugh now."

Riku prepared his keyblade. "... you were supposed to be dead."

eeyoere frown, but before he speak, Riku interrupted. "I wasnt talking about you..."

behind everyone, wakka stand up as though he was completely fine...!

eeyeoere look at him in shock. "...no. its not possible. HOW DID YOU SURVIEVE MY TRAPS!"

wakka laughed, "I was recoompleted."

TO BE CONTINUED... IN THE FINAL BATTLE.