Author's Note: Season's Greetings!

I hope you all turned up on a Tuesday just like moi :-P

As promised, here are two more chapters of 'Christmas List' with even more Cabbie shenanigans. You've been warned ;-)

Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own Victorious, the characters or the zany plots. If I did, Robbie and Cat would roll down hills in more trash cans.

#4

Needless to say, Robbie was quite frosty with Cat the next day when he met her at Runyon Canyon Park. He had to ice his boy parts for hours the night before. His right cheek was still puffy from where Ms. Twill hit him in the face with her baseball bat and he had a slight limp too.

"Wow, you look chizzed out."

"Oh, go shave your head, Cat. I got my beaten up by an older woman who's in love with a garage door and all for your stupid prank, which was a on a dumb Christmas wish list."

Cat had the good sense to look guilty about her transgressions. "You're right, I'm really sorry about what happened. Which is why I got up extra early and made you these as a peace offering."

She presented her oldest friend with a plastic bag filled to the brim with Christmas treats made with mint milk chocolate, which were Robbie's favourite. He couldn't help smiling when he noted that Cat had even cut the chocolate treats into cute reindeer figurines.

"I can't believe you still remember how to bake these."

Cat smiled affectionately at Robbie and patted his arm. "Of course I still remember. You had a major sugar crash after you ate these last Christmas."

Robbie didn't say anything, but took a mint chocolate reindeer out the bag and popped one into his mouth. The richness of the chocolate and the cool, crisp taste of the mint melted instantly on his tongue, sending him into nostalgic transports of delight. Cat secretly enjoyed how happy Robbie was while eating chocolate – he looked just like a little kid on Christmas Day.

"They taste amazing, just like always. Thanks," he murmured in a meek voice, feeling bashful as he gazed in the opposite direction.

Cat smiled and nodded. "So today is my fourth wish…"

"Right." Robbie fished out the Christmas list from his winter jacket pocket. "Wait…we're seriously doing that?"

"Yip, I've got our transportation ready and everything."

Robbie glanced dubiously at the pathetic excuse for a piece of a cardboard Cat had deemed safe for them to ride down a hill with.

"You can't be serious. How are we going to fit on that?"

"Guess we'll just sit really close together."

Robbie wasn't sure why Cat's words were laced with so much innuendo, nor why they had the effect of making his palms extremely sweaty.

Nevertheless, he sat on the cardboard behind Cat and put his arms around her waist in a seemingly calm manner. When Cat felt the warm pressure of Robbie's hands encircling her, she smiled and leant back against him.

Trying not to give into the temptation to lean forward and smell the sweet scent of Cat's hair, Robbie simply asked, "So, do we need a count-down or - AAAAARGH!"

Cat had already tipped the cardboard forward and they were soon flying at break-neck speed down one of the peaks at Runyon Canyon.

She lifted her hands high in the air and giggled uncontrollably at the sudden adrenaline coursing through her veins. Robbie, on the other hand, held on tighter to her and screamed like a little girl.

"THIS IS THE WORST IDEA YOU'VE EVER HAD, CAT!"

"NO WAY, THIS IS AMAZING! I FEEL SO ALIVE!" Cat screamed ecstatically. She furrowed her eyebrows quizzically a few seconds later when she looked at a possible complication up ahead.

"Oh poop, I didn't realise there was so much traffic on Mulholland Drive…"

"What?!" Robbie cried out in alarm. That just made him scream even more.

Author's Note: Soooo...that chapter was short and crazy O_O

Since I'm not a native of Los Angeles, I don't know whether Runyon Canyon actually has any peaks you can roll down, so I just used my imagination :-P

Up next: Cat adds more bad deeds to her naughty list ;-D Hope you all enjoyed this, pip pip cheerio!