I can't believe it has been this long.

Okay, just to refresh, my name is Star Butterfly, Princess of Mewni, well former now. Okay, so long story cut super, super short…

Basically, when I was 14, I was sent to Earth due to being reckless with my wand where I stayed with a family named the Diaz's and befriended their son, Marco. We started off rough at first, but we quickly defeated an army of monsters that wanted my wand, yay! Over time, we went on random adventures and faced off random monsters, like Ludo and Buffrog, who became our bestie instead. Okay, the adventures we went on were wild. I accidentally gave Marco a beard, we helped a lobster monster, I turned my teacher into a troll, and so on, so on. Also, Marco started a revolution where he played a Princess at some point.

But then, that lizard monster with a missing finger named Toffee showed up and thratened Marco. I destroyed half of my wand in order to save Marco and then he completely vanished.

So after that incident, I still stayed with Marco on Earth for some time. We went on wacky adventures with my friends like Pony-Head and Kelly and even that weird girl, Janna. But at that point, I realised that I was falling for Marco. I was starting to love him more than a friend. I was denying it but when he kissed Jackie, I instantly realised that I did love him and got jealous. Okay, but the main issue was that my spell book got stolen and because of it, Toffee, now possessing Ludo, had lots of power because of it and I had to return to Mewni to defeat him without any magic to back me up.

Anyway, I defeated a revived Toffee who got his finger back and so forth. But I also learnt of Eclipsa, a former queen of Mewni who used dark magic. So at that point things get very, very, very, very, very messy. So give me a chance. I got back together with my ex-boyfriend Tom, I accidentally kissed Marco, my mentor Glossaryck went crazy, I wanted to bring monsters and Mewmans together, Miss Heinous turned out to be Eclipsa's daughter, Meteora; I started to work with Eclipsa and then Meteora turned into a baby but my mom disappeared.

So at this point, things get well….Heavy and a lot of stuff happens so, bare with me. Tom knew about me and Marco kissing, I found Mom, me and Marco wanted to stop being attracted to each other due to some blood moon curse, Eclipsa became Queen and freed her monster husband, Globgor; Tom broke up with me and Marco had a baby sister named Mariposa. Then, Meena, warrior of Mewni started threatening the monsters which was causing some strange interference with coming from Earth to Mewni. But in those moments, me and Marco confessed that we loved each other and shared our first real kiss. But then I found out that I had to destroy the magic which will severe the link that Earth and Mewni had and I'll never see Marco again. I did destroy the magic and saved everyone and killed every magical creature in existence, but Marco was gone and I realised, I might never see him again.

But the magic, had one more trick up its sleeve. At some point, a portal opened and when I ran to it, it exploded and Earth and Mewni became one! I don't know how it happened. Maybe because of the love me and Marco had for each other or maybe it was because the magic severed the connection between Earth and Mewni. I don't know. Kind of vague if you ask me! And awfully convenient.

Once Earth and Mewni merged, me and Marco officially became a couple. But of course, this merger didn't go well with some people. There were some riots, the world leaders were baffled trying to find a logical solution that isn't war and more houses had to be made. But it didn't take long, just only 3 months.

One year later, things are doing fine. Me and Marco got back to high school along with Janna, Tom and Pony-Head. While Mom is the head of a small pie shop that used to be Britta's Tacos original location while Dad became a wrestler.

Living-wise: My parents eventually found a place to stay which just so happened to be extra space in Marco's house. They fit in after a while and are doing great. But things do get bad when my dad and Marco's dad have karaoke night every Friday.

As for me and Marco, it's been a year and we're doing great. We've had our ups and downs as most relationships do, but we pull ourselves together. I mean, we've had all the dates you can imagine. Movie dates, hiking dates, dinner dates, dragon-cycle dates and double dates with Jackie and her girlfriend, Chloe; And Tom and Janna, even though they say they're not together.

So one year on and everything's going well. And I have to say, while it does feel weird not being royalty, I really like being a regular citizen of this town. I mean, nothing can go wrong at this moment, right? Right?!