opening 1 by Newstardustdragon101
Naruto, Kim, Ron, and Rufus all their heads looking to the shining sky. Kim sends a spin kick, Ron jumps forward with a punch, Rufus gives a peace sign.
Tooku de kikoeru koe wo hitori
Hitori mata hitori de chi agaru toushi
Kurikaesu dake no fudan doori
Kutsu ga iku junbi ii ze, are you ready?
Naruto runs through Draken's lair, avoiding henchman as they come at him
Kim flips over them, showing off her acrobatic skills
Ron charged in, running with Rufus hiding in his pocket
Karadajuu furuwazu shindou ni
Hageshiku chinarase yo stomping
Taeru tsuki wo ukasu call me
Kawarisugiru ga nuki ka story
Naruto holds out his hand as outwards as nine beams of light shoot outwards
Come on! Everybody stand up!
Agero kyou ichiban no jikan da
Me ni mo tomoran no speed of hunter
Dare mo nobinattori ko kanba, yeah
Naruto, along with eight other shadows, stand lined up, each one of them holding up a certain number of fingers, with a tailed beast appearing behind each of them
Come on! Everybody hands up!
Mata ashita no hero's wa comeback
Tsuujou kazoe hibi wo countdown
Iku ze, 3-2-1 make some noise!
Hey yo mou basho nori tsuku wa kakugo desho
Nankai korondatte tatsu get ot on
Nade aida naze kami hito e no seisho
Irikunda kanjou kizuki ageta desho
Mochiagaru kansei ga yuuki to naru
Tashiagareba ima kurushimi tomonau
Sore demo saikou wa kitto aru
Subete sarau to shouri no kansei
Within the darkness stands a large demonic statue with nine cloaked individuals standing atop each of its fingers their hands the man in the center holds up his head, revealing a crimson red eye as he holds out his hand
Everybody stand up!
Agero kyou ichiban no jikan da
Me ni mo tomoran no speed of hunter
Dare mo nobinattori ko kanba yeah
Team possible stands off at the horizon Naruto smirking as he cracks his knuckles, Kim fixing up her glove, Ron punches his palm nodding ready to go with Rufus on his shoulder
Come on! Everybody, hands up!
Mata ashita no hero's wa comeback
Tsuujou kazoe hibi wo countdown
Iku ze, 3-2-1 make some noise!
(Cambodia)
Naruto Kim and Ron were making their way through the jungle trying to make it to the spot where lord Monty Fisk asked them to meet him.
"Is there anyone you haven't helped since you started doing these missions?" Naruto asked Kim as they made their way through the jungle.
"So we were dropped off by an army platoon; it's no big." Kim said as she put her hair in a ponytail
"I swear you're way too humble Kim," Naruto said either a chuckle
"Ugh you flirting makes me sick," Kurama said as he faked gagging
Naruto rolled his eyes as he ignored the fox spirits gagging sounds. 'I'm not flirting, he thought
"So you don't check her out in her cheerleader outfit. When you're practicing that basketball thing after school?" Kurama asked with a smirk as he did notice Naruto did precisely that when he was practicing basketball with the rest of the team.
Naruto paused at this but composed himself as he blushed 'it's not my fault practice for the team and cheerleader squads are at the same time!'
"I don't hear any denial, kid." Kurama said
'Shut up, or I swear I will shave you' Naruto mentally growled
"I'm not an actual pet you can threaten, so nya!" Kurama mocked
'And you call me immature' Naruto thought as he rolled his eyes
"there it is!" Kim said as she pointed out a temple "A monkey temple?" she asked as that detail was left out.
"Monkeys, seriously?!" Ron said
"Oh no" Kim said with a sigh
"Kim possible I presume?" a man in some jungle gear asked as he and another man approached them.
"In the flesh"
"I am lord Monty Fisk, and this is my valet Bates" the man said
'This guy reeks like a monkey' Naruto thought
"These are my friends Ron, and Naruto." Kim said introducing her friends
"Your friend there seems rather troubled." Bates said as he looked at Ron who was shivering.
"Don't mind him, he's got a monkey phobia." Kim said
Monkeys and apes are pure evil! They pick up things with their feet man!" Ron yelled
Monty glared at Ron slightly hearing this.
"So do you when it involves nacho stuff in your room" Naruto said with a chuckle
Monty led them towards the temple but Kim pulled Ron to the side.
"Will you calm down, you're not gonna get attacked by a monkey." Kim said
"You don't know that miss I'm terrified of spiders?!" Ron said in a panic
"My phobias with snakes, scaly armless monsters of horror." Naruto said with a shiver
"I thought it was mice?" Ron said
"Where?!" Naruto yelled as he looked around
"Snakes and mice, wow." Kim said as she approached Monty and Bates
"So what are we looking for?" Kim asked
"Legend speaks of a totem that grants one the pure primal power of the ape." Monty said
"What about that info we got about something called son goku?" Naruto asked
"Oh the legendary 4 tailed ape said to have the power of a volcano?" Monty said
"I hate monkeys but that sounds so cool." Ron said
"Sadly this temple only has some connections to him since the civilization that built it worshiped Son Goku." Monty said
"Wait, is this an ape or the dragon ball guy?" Ron asked before getting a whack to the head courtesy of Naruto.
Kim groaned at this as she held her forehead.
"The Son Goku you are referring to is a children's tale based on the 4 tailed ape." Monty said as he rolled his eyes
"Certainly explains the chimps watching us" Naruto said as he saw some run off when he looked at them
""Monkeys!" Ron yelled as he took off into the jungle
"Ron! Kim yelled
"I'll get him Kim!" Naruto said with a role of his eyes
Kim nodded before she followed Monty and Bates into the temple.
"Is your friend always so cowardly?" Monty asked
"He just scares easily." Kim said
(With Ron)
Ron whimpered as he kept running before he grunted running into something.
"Huh?" Ron said as he rubbed his head sitting up, and saw that he ran into a statue of…"
"Monkey!" Ron yelled as he pointed at a statue of a massive ape with four tails
"You ok?" Ron heard and when he looked he saw a man sitting on the tip of the statue.
he had red hair and a beard
"No I'm not ok I'm surrounded by Monkeys!" Ron yelled in fear
the man chuckled at this before he jumped down to Ron "Technically son goku is a ape, apes don't have tails, yet he does." he said with a smile
"Yeah well he's creepy." Ron said with a shudder
the man looked at Ron and shook his head at this "Well your not exactly what I was hoping for but I suppose you will do." he said as he approached the statue and pulled on the arm
"For what?" Ron asked
The Son Goku statue mouth then opened showing a red jewel
"The tailed beasts need hosts for what's coming kid, and I can tell you have potential." the man said
"Tailed Beasts?" Ron asked curiously
"My name is Roshi, a long time ago I was Son Goku's host ….but that's another story" the man said as he disappeared.
"... I'm talking to a ghost!" Ron yelled in fear before the red gem glowed and fired a blast at Ron which hit him.
"Ahhhhhhhh!" Ron yelled
(With Naruto)
Naruto was still jumping tree to tree trying to find Ron.
"Damn he can run fast." Naruto said as he landed on the ground to look for a trail
"Least he's easy to follow, just follow the screams." Kurama said with a snicker.
Naruto then heard Ron's screams as he saw a red flash nearby.
Naruto instantly ran towards the light and soon found Ron on the ground unconscious in front of the son Goku statue only now the gem in its mouth looked hollow and lifeless
'Oh jeez.' Naruto thought as he instantly put together what happened.
Ha! That apes host is a coward! ahahahahahahah!" Kurama laughed as to him this was just as good as Shukaku in Rufus.
"Wait, if this is the real Son Goku gem, then why isn't it in the temple Kim is in right now?" Naruto muttered to himself
"That ape must have had his gem hidden outside the temple so he wouldn't be as easy to find by the unworthy." Kurama said
"Ron is worthy?" Naruto asked with a chuckle as he lifted Ron onto his shoulder.
Ron groaned before yelping as he fidgeted, kicking Naruto in the head as he got dropped.
"Remind me never to scare/wake you." Naruto said as he rubbed his cheek
"What happened?" Ron asked
"I found you passed out." Naruto said simply
"Oh yeah! Some ghost made that gem zap me!" Ron yelled
"You mean, this gem." Naruto said twirling said gem on his finger like a basketball.
"Didn't look that dull when is zapped me." Ron said
"You could say that's because what was contained… is now in you." Naruto said
Rufus poked his head out of ron's pocket "like me?" he asked as he made some sand for emphasis.
"I'll explain later Ron but for now we should meet back up with Kim." Naruto said
Ron nodded as he followed Naruto back towards the monkey temple.
(later at night)
Naruto and the others were sitting around a campfire while Monty and Bates were in their tents sleeping.
"Okay so you found a gem and got zapped by it like Rufus?" Kim asked
"Yep" Ron said
" So what are you gonna have powers like rufus?"
"It may take him a bit to get that sense he's human and it takes a bit for tailed beasts to adjust." Naruto said
"Out of all the beasts I had to get the stupid monkey" Ron said as he crossed his arms.
"Wait a minute Naruto, how do you know about the tailed beasts?" Kim asked
Naruto paused at this before he sighed looking he would have to tell them. "Because when I was 6 years old I found one of the tailed beasts temples in Japan." he said
"You did? Which one?" Kim asked
"The nine tailed fox, and let me tell you, it has been no picnic" Naruto said
"Love you too brat" Kurama said sarcasm lacing his words
"That moron chose a kid?! Ha!" a booming voice in Ron's head yelled before he started laughing.
"Who's there?!" Ron yelled as he looked around wildly looking for who spoke.
"He's hearing Son talking now." Naruto said to Kim who looked confused
"A monkey's talking to me?!" Ron yelled in terror
"Inside your head" Naruto added
"And it's pretty roomy here." Son Goku said
"Is there any way to remove the tailed beasts?" Kim asked
Naruto shook his head at this, "No."
While Rufus listened to this he spotted a cloaked figure.
the Ninja looking figure approached the monkey idol Kim had gotten from the temple and grabbed it.
But he was then grabbed by a burst of sand coming from the ground.
"Hey!" Kim yelled as she approached to take the idol.
The Ninja struggled to get loose and was able to free himself since the sand wasn't that well ground up.
Kim and Naruto attacked the Ninja but he flipped over them and after a few exchanging of blows with Kim and Naruto with his hands and feet he threw down a smoke bomb and jumped up and made his escape with the idol.
"That guy was good." Kim said as they coughed and tried to look around for the Ninja.
"I think he's gone." Naruto said
"What was so special about that idol that made that guy want it so bad?" Kim asked
"Bah that idol was some way to get some bad knockoff of my power" Son Goku said in Ron's mind
"Great more monkey power." Ron groaned
"Oh grow a spine brat." Son Goku said shaking his head
"Should we go after him?" Kim asked
"What happened?" Monty asked as he came out of his temple
"Some ninja got off with the idol." Kim said
"It must have been some rival of mine" Monty said with a frown
"Well whoever it was, knew how to fight." Naruto said
"Oh dear in the wrong hands that totem could cause mayhem" Monty said as he rubbed his head
"I'm sorry Mr Fisk." Kim said as she frowned as she didn't like losing
"It's okay I'm sure you did the best you could, for now let's all sleep and tomorrow you can head home." He said
"Hmm I hate losing." Naruto growled as he got out his sleeping bag.
"You and Kim have that in common." Ron said with a chuckle as he got out his own sleeping bag.
"Shut up, and go to sleep monkey boy." Naruto said
"Gah! But it's true!" Ron yelled before he was hit in the face with a pillow courtesy of Kim.
Naruto rolled his eyes as he chuckled as he laid down to sleep.
(The next day at bueno nacho)
Naruto Parked his car in the parking lot to meet up with Kim and Ron.
"So you're gonna tell your parents about the rat and the coward being like us?" Kurama asked
'Is it really my place to tell them?' Naruto thought back as he got out of his car
"They know more about us then you plus you know they won't tell anyone else."
'I guess I'll tell them about it tonight.' Naruto thought as he walked into the restaurant
"Hey Naruto." Kim said waving at him from a table along with Ron and Rufus.
"Hey Kim, hey monkey boy." Naruto said with a grin
"Gah, stop reminding me." Ron said
"Okay, ok. So did Wade find anything about that idol that was stolen?" Naruto asked
"Apparently it and three others could grant the user mystic monkey power." Kim said
"Mystic monkey power? Sounds like a knock off of Son's power." Naruto said
"Heh that's what he said last night." Ron said
"You and him getting along?" Kim asked curiously
"Not really guy has been yelling at me calling me a coward"
…."Did you stop screaming when you saw him in your mind?" Naruto asked with a flat look.
Ron said nothing before he took a but of his burrito
"Ha!" Naruto said with a smirk what about you
"Hey look there's a rat." Ron said making Naruto jump on top of the table
"Why don't you fear Rufus if you're scared of rats? Kim asked
"Yea!" Rufus asked poking his head out of a order of nachos on the table
"Why would I? He's cute." Naruto said simply
"Hey, be glad he's not a snake." Ron said
"My second least favorite animal." Naruto said
"Anyway the only guy that knows about monkey Kung fu is lord Monty Fisk according to Wade." Kim said
"Oh good we can ask him what he knows and maybe get a lead on the mystery thief." Naruto said as he sat back down.
"Yeah but we need to wait for that, I have family dinner with my cousin's." Kim said with a groan.
"Oh yeah Larry, right?" Naruto asked with a shake of his head at Kim
"Yep, good Ol Larry." Kim said with a sigh
"I'm sure it will be okay Kim remember he's-Naruto started to say before he was interrupted
"Family I know dad says the same thing." Kim said with a sigh.
"Hey if you're talking like her dad will she be calling you daddy when you start dating?" Kurama asked with a smirk.
Naruto choked on his food as he started to choke.
"I got you buddy!" Ron yelled as he grabbed Naruto from behind and started to squeeze hard and eventually Naruto coughed up his food.
"Thanks, ahem, anyways what's your cousin Larry doing that's got you so annoyed?" Naruto asked
"I already told you he's a nerd." Kim said with a sigh
"Sorry it's just that my foxy indoor resident is worse than my mom." Naruto said
"Ah so by comparison a nerdy relative is nothing" Kim said with a nod of understanding.
"Hey, have you told your parents about Naruto?" Ron asked Kim
"Ron, his family and mine had dinner together but anyway why?" Kim asked
"Well maybe he'd like to meet Larry, Naruto's smart maybe he could translate his Nerd talk." Ron said
"Family outing Ron so no friends unfortunately." Kim said with a sigh
Naruto saw this and gave her an encouraging smile. "Hey you can do anything right?" he asked
Kim smiled back at this and nodded as they continued to eat.
"Hey it could be worse, your mom's could be pushing you to date each other." Ron said making them cough on their food
"They are" Naruto and Kim said flatly
"Ouch." Rufus said as Ron chuckled sheepishly.
(Back at Naruto's house)
Naruto walked into his house and set his car keys on the hook and saw his mom and dad in the living room.
"Hey, how was your day?" Naruto asked
Oh it was great son" Minato said with a smile as he muted the TV.
"Yeah…..until I got a call from your friend Ron asking me some intriguing questions." Kushina said with a slight edge
"Oh like what?" Naruto said with a nervous smile.
"Like how to make the 4 tailed ape in his head shut up." Minato said with a slight look at Naruto.
"Damn it Ron!" Naruto grumbled as he was gonna tell them later.
"So one of your friends is now the holder of the four tails?" Minato asked with a concerned tone.
"Him… and his pet." Naruto said
"The naked mole rat?" Kushina asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Yep." Naruto said simply with a nod.
"Which one?" Minato asked curiously
"Shukaku." Naruto said
"Ha! The sand rat has a holder that suits him!" Kushina said before she started to laugh.
"Why couldn't I be in that one?" Kurama said as he also laughed.
"So anything else interesting happen that we should know about?" Minato asked
"No, that's it." Naruto said while shaking his head
"When are you going to grow a pair and ask Kim out?" Kushina asked
Before Naruto could respond his phone rang.
"Hello?" He asked into his phone as he didn't recognize the number.
"Hey Naruto Ron, and Kim are going to see Monty Fisk. Your ride will be there in 5 minutes." Wade said
"...how did you get my phone number?." Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow
"Later Naruto." Wade said with a chuckle as he hung up.
Naruto rolled his eyes at this as he put his phone Away "Gotta go have a mission." he said
"This isn't over mister! Me and Ann are already planning your wedding!" Kushina yelled as Naruto went upstairs to get ready for his mission.
"If you want kids to spoil, why not make another for crying out loud!" Naruto said as he went in his room
"…good point, you! Follow me!" Kushina yelled as she grabbed Minato and dragged him upstairs
"Well played!" Minato said as Kushina threw him into their bedroom.
(Monty Fisk's Castle)
"Of course the dude owns a castle can't rich people just own regular houses?" Naruto said
"Like you wouldn't buy something ridiculous if you could." Kim said
"Hey all I'd need is space and maybe a hot tub, everything else is just a waste."
"So you wanting to own a ramen restaurant isn't a fantasy of yours?" Kim asked
Naruto looked at Kim with a surprised look, then he looked at Ron. "I told you that in confidence!"
Ron chuckled nervously at this
"Ron, I am not telling you a secret ever again." Naruto said as he knocked on the door.
"Hey crazy monkey dude, open up!" Ron yelled
"Ah Kim possible and her monkey phobic friend and her cat friend"
"Owch " Naruto said with a flat tone as he had heard that about his whisker marks a lot growing up
"You're obviously here because you figured out my plan!" Monty said as he led them into his house.
"And what plan would that be. Money bags?" Naruto asked as he, Kim, and Ron followed the obviously mad man down some stairs.
They soon entered a room that had four small pillars that held.
"The jade Monkeys?" Kim said surprised to see all 4 jade Monkeys that Wade showed her.
"And with these jade Monkeys the mystical monkey power is mine! I am no longer Monty Fisk!" he said as the 4 jade Monkeys glowed, and fired at Monty lifting him up in the air.
When the light faded Monty fell to the ground in a fighting stance. "I am monkey fist!" he yelled
"He has monkey hands!" Ron yelled in terror
"Indeed, you cowardly fool. I used my family fortune to alter my body so I can be ready for this moment!" Monkey fist yelled as he took a battle stance.
"Great another crazy villain like the smurf." Naruto said with a sigh.
"Enough you all won't live to tell anyone about the power I now hold!" monkey fist yelled
"Well you don't know how long we will live and medical science today-
"Ron he means he's gonna kill us." Kim said with a sigh.
"Oh ahhhh!" Ron yelled in terror
"Prepare yourself Kim Possible!" Monkey fist yelled as he charged at Kim.
But before he could strike her Naruto was in front of him with an orange aura covering him and caught his fist in his hand.
"Let me go you - agggh!" Monkey fist yelled as Naruto clenched his fist and started to crush his hand.
"You attack my friends, and the gloves come off banna breath." Naruto said with a scowl before he kicked at monkey fist hitting him in the chest sending him flying but before he could hit something he back flipped and landed on his feet
"Ahhh a worthy opponent." Monkey fist said with a grin as took a battle stance.
Kim, Ron stay back! I can handle this. Naruto said as he took a battle stance.
"No complaints from me go get him buddy! Go all fox on him!" Ron said
"Yeah get him!" Rufus cheered from Ron's pocket
Kim said nothing but looked like she wanted to do something.
Naruto and Monkey Fist charged at each other with Naruto rolling under Monkey Fist delivering a punch to the chest.
Monkey Fist lunged at Naruto sweeping under his leg, the blond jumping back to avoid it Monkey Fist jumped back to his feet throwing several kicks at Naruto who blocked each incoming attack with his arms
Monkey Fist growled as he got to his hands clenching his bottom legs into fist before proceeding to launch a barrage of speedway punches towards Naruto, he held up his arms in an X to block the incoming attacks which came at a rapid heavy strike Naruto grit his teeth as each punch came one after the other.
Monkey Fist smirked, jumping above Naruto raining attacks from both his sets of monkey lips upon Naruto.
'Damn...his attacks are stronger than an average human.' Naruto thought
Monkey Fist landed beside Naruto rearing back his leg kicking into Naruto's side pushing him back knocking him into a wall.
Monkey Fist laughed, clapping his hand as he performed several flips like a happy monkey. Just as he was celebrating his victory he felt something around his left wrist and turned to see Naruto with his metal claw attached to a rope extending from his sleeve, narrowing his eyes.
" I always wanted to say this, Get Over Here!" Naruto shouted yanking the Tai Shing Petquar master towards him kicking him across the face as he came to him disorientating him enough for Naruto to drive his elbow into his face knocking out three of his teeth.
Ron cheered at this along with Rufus who made an explosion of sand in the shape of going off fireworks.
"Whoo, ah…" Naruto said as he rolled his mouth before spitting in his hand "Fucking freak knocked my tooth out, now I'm happy I knocked yours out asshole!" he said to the downed monkey man
"You're lucky I can grow those suckers back." Kurama said
Rufus ran to the knocked out monkey fist and got in his face "You got knocked the fuc-"
"Who taught you that?" Kim asked with a disapproving look at the naked mole rat.
Rufus chuckled sheepishly at this while looking the other way.
"Let's call the authorities and get him locked up." Naruto said as he tied up the unconscious monkey fist
"Or a zoo." Kim said with a smile
Naruto chuckled at this "Pretty funny for a hologram." he said with a knowing look at Kim
Kim paused at this before she sighed "What gave me Away?" she asked
"When I'm using Kurama's power I can sense everything around me and you don't have an aura." Naruto said
"Huh?" Ron asked, not getting what Naruto means.
"I'll explain it later, nacho brain." Naruto said as he took out his phone and hit speed dial "Wade call the authorities we have a new villain to lock up." he said
"What should we do with the monkey power things?" Ron asked pointing at the totems
"I say break 'em." Kim said
Rufus nodded before he made a bunch of sand which engulfed the totems and with a hand clench from Rufus crushed them
"Welp, have fun with you family, Kimmy Cub~" Naruto said teasingly as they headed out of the castle
"Who told you- I'm gonna kill those tweebs!" Kim yelled realizing they told Naruto her mom's old name for her.
Naruto laughed at this as Kim's hologram disappeared.
"They never told you, did they?" Ron asked curiously
"No it was her mom" Naruto said with a grin
"That's cold." Ron said with a chuckle as they left the mansion
(a few days later)
Naruto Kim and Ron were at bueno nacho
"Need an extracurricular activity huh?" Naruto said as Ron just told them what Barkin said
"Yeah if I don't I won't be able to get into a good college" Ron said making air quotes
"Why not try karate, my mom makes a good teacher" Naruto said as he ate some Nachos.
"I'd rather get trained by monkey fist" Ron said
"Okay ouch, that one actually hurt me." Naruto said with a small chuckle.
"Sorry, it's just when your mom looks at me it's like she's burning a hole through my soul, ugh she's just scary" Ron said
"Yeah, scary." Rufus said with a shiver as he ate a burrito
"What you need is an extracurricular that plays to your strengths." Kim said
"Like what? Eating?" Naruto said with a chuckle before she elbowed him
"We all have something that fits us. You have basketball and I have the cheer squad." Kim said
"Technically according to my dad any sport fits me but okay." Naruto said with a shrug
"That's it!" Ron said with a smile
"You're gonna try for sports? No offense Ron but you kinda lack in the muscle department."
"No no I'm gonna try for the cheer squad!" Ron said with a grin
"Don't you have to be a girl to do that?" Naruto asked
"No apparently they do have guy cheerleaders but they're called yell leaders" Kim said with a groan as Ron ran off and out of the restaurant.
"I am not looking at that, in a skirt" Naruto said pointing at Ron's direction
Kim snorted at this and laughed at the face Naruto made "Think you can help me deal with this when he shows up to cheer practice tomorrow?:
Naruto nodded at this "Yeah I'll help you crush his dreams" he said with a chuckle.
(The next day after school)
Naruto, in his basketball outfit, dribbled the ball getting some practice in "Where is he?" he asked Kim, who was wearing her cheer outfit
"I don't know, he said he had a surprise." Kim said
Naruto sighed as he glanced at the cheer squad "They're staring at me aren't they?" He asked her
"All but Tara honestly" Kim said as she shook her head
"Take a picture, it'll last longer!" He told the cheer squad.
The cheer squad took out their phones at this
"Sometimes I hate women." Naruto groaned as he should have seen that coming
"Open up the doors, the mad dog is loose!" a voice yelled as someone with a dog's head ran in barking
"Oh no." Naruto said as he realized who this was
"Ron?" Kim asked with a bewildered look
"Sup Kim, I'm the new mascot!" Ron said
"We don't have a mascot" Bonnie said with a scowl
"Well we do now." Ron said before he began to act silly like mascots do at games
"Not a bad idea but you need a gimmick." Naruto said with a chuckle
Ron shook his head and his dog head started to foam at the mouth sending the foam flying.
"Ew, what is this?" Bonnie asked
"And it better come out." Naruto said as it got all over his jersey.
"It's banana cream, don't worry, unless you're allergic to bananas, you aren't allergic to bananas are you?" Ron asked
Naruto grumbles as he takes off his shirt making Kim blush "If this ruins my jersey you're toast." he said as he headed towards the locker room
"Nice abs!" some of the cheerleaders yelled
"Oh can it, go drool at some magazine guy you bunch of hyenas!" Naruto said
"Hmm I could do my laundry on those abs." Bonnie said
"I heard that Bon Bon!" Naruto said
"Who told you that name?!" Bonnie yelled as she hated that nickname.
Ron started to whistle innocently trying to avoid getting found out.
(the next day)
Naruto was walking towards his locker but stopped when he noticed Kim and Ron nearby talking.
"That's your opinion!" Ron yelled clearly upset
"It's the whole cheerleading squad's opinion." Kim said, sounding frustrated.
"Maybe you and the cheer squad just don't get it!" Ron said as he held up his mad dog head.
"You don't get it." Kim said as she rolled her eyes.
"Oh I'm Kim Possible I can do anything except believe in my best friend!" Ron said as he put on a mask that made him look like Kim.
"Uhhhhh ok what's going on here?" Naruto asked, trying to find out why Kim and Ron are arguing.
*Kim and the cheer squad think my mad dog routine is stupid." Ron said as he took off his Kim mask.
"Okay look, let's just calm down, and talk this out. Because this isn't something to fight over." Naruto said as he held up his hands in a peaceful manner.
Before Kim could respond her communicator went off. "What's the sitch Wade?" She asked, answering it.
"I have a weird one." Wade said
"Tell me about it." Kim said with a look at Ron.
"I have a request from professor Ramesh from the Middleton observatory." Wade said
"That name sounds familiar, I think my dad knows him." Kim said
"Rameshs partner professor Chen is missing." Wade said
"Ok Wade set up a ride, me and Naruto will bring the man of a thousand faces." Kim said as she looked at Ron who was clearly still upset.
"No thanks I'll fly solo, we'll I won't be flying. But I'll get there somehow." Ron said as he walked off.
Kim sighed at this. "Good going Possible." She said to herself out loud.
"Yeah that could have gone better." Naruto said
"Let's go, we have a mission." Kim said as she led Naruto out of the school.
(helicopter)
Naruto and Kim were on a helicopter heading for the Middleton observatory
"Naruto, what's your opinion on Ron's routine?" Kim asked, hoping to get some fresh perspective.
"Honestly Kim?" Naruto asked wanting to be sure Kim wanted the truth of what he thought.
"Of course Naruto you're my friend. If I wanted a yes man I would sit at the elite table with Bonnie." Kim said
"Honestly I think you were too harsh with Ron." Naruto said with a small frown.
Do you think so? Kim asked, surprised but willing to hear Naruto out.
"I can see why you and the squad would think it's a stupid idea. But here's the thing: mascots are supposed to look stupid they make people laugh. Naruto said
Kim paused at this and thought of the games she had seen on TV with her dad growing up and remindered the teams that had mascots all acted stupid to make the crowd laugh.
she then sighed at this now understanding what she did. "I'm an idiot aren't I?" she asked
Naruto paused at this but chuckled and held up his fingers so they were barely touching. "Maybe just a little.'' he said.
Kim chuckled at this as they started to land.
"Okay miss possible you and your boyfriend be careful. I heard your missions can get messy." The pilot said as he opened the doors to his helicopter.
Kim blushed a little at hearing the pilot calling Naruto her boyfriend. before she shook her head to regain her composure. "Me and Naruto are not a couple but thanks for the ride." She said
"Yeah I'm not that lucky." Naruto said with a smile as he waved at the pilot as he left the helicopter with Kim.
"Not that lucky?" Kim asked with a raised eyebrow
"What? It's the truth, any guy would be lucky." Naruto said
Kim smiled finding this sweet of Naruto before she took out her communicator."Ron you there?" She asked
"Can't hear you bad reception." Ron answered over the communicator only he was making fake static sounds between each word.
"Ron, will you grow up, and stop being a Bra-." Kim was saying before Naruto snatched the communicator from her.
"Ron she is gonna let you try your mad dog routine at a game so grow up and get up here." Naruto said into the communicator.
"Booyah! the mad dog lives!" Ron yelled over the communicator before he started barking.
Naruto chuckled at this as he handed the communicator back to Kim.
Before Kim could respond they heard a crash coming from the observatory.
Both Kim and Naruto instantly ran over and found a massive hole in the wall. And when they entered it they saw what Looked like three robot women with blonde hair approaching an Indian man in a lab coat.
"Professor Ramesh!" Kim shouted as she glared at the robots.
"Kim possible and Naruto Uzumaki threat level: minimal." one of the robots said
"Ouch." Naruto said as he and Kim charged at the robots. Before they jumped at the robots, but the robots instantly moved and pushed them towards the giant telescope nearby. But they were able to jump off it, and look at the robots.
"Not bad." Kim said as she got in a battle stance
"Bebe is perfect." One of the robots said as the three of them aimed their arms out at them and started to vibrate before they fired their arms at the two hero's like rocket whips.
Naruto and Kim instantly moved out of the way. Naruto runs towards a robot while pulling out his collapsible bo staff and swinging it at a bebes head.
Meanwhile Kim grabbed a chair with wheels and kicked off on it towards professor Ramesh which caused her and the Professor to go flying near the exit.
The bebes looked at Kim and started to vibrate before they took off after Kim and the Professor, ignoring Naruto.
"Looks like they have a one track mind." Naruto said as he rested his bo staff on his shoulders.
The bebes blocked Kim and the professor's way out while walking like carbs.
"Oh jeez a crab walk, if they start cursing and spitting ecto cooler I'm out." Naruto said with a smile as he ran over to back Kim up.
The bebes ignored this and started to extend their heads and arms from their bodies ready to attack.
"What are they?" Kim asked as even for robots this was a little much.
"Kim, I'm here!" Ron yelled as he walked in panting for breath.
"One of the robots looked at Ron and said nothing as its eyes glowed.
Ron saw this and chuckled nervously before he fainted.
"Ron!" Kim yelled before the Bebes used their speed to grab professor Ramesh and run off.
Rufus made some sand to try and grab them, but the bebes easily avoided the sand.
"Damn those things are fast." Naruto said
"That's what happens when you hold back you idiot!" Kurama yelled at Naruto in his mindscape.
'Like I would know that these robots would be that tough!' Naruto thought back.
"Sorry guys it's my fault they got away." Ron said as Kim helped him up
"You could have helped if you weren't a coward!" Son Goku yelled at Ron from his mindscape.
'Quiet evil monkey!' Ron thought
"I'm an ape you nacho eating fool!" Son Goku bellowed in rage.
"Okay, let's get out of here. I'm sure Wade can find them." Kim said as she led Ron out of the observatory.
Naruto was following but he stepped on something.
"Huh, what's this?" Naruto said as he reached down to pick up a framed picture he stepped on.
Naruto looked at the picture and saw it was three young teens slightly older than him.
"Must be professor Ramesh and Chen back in college?" Naruto mused as he noticed something "Wait…is that Kim's dad?" he asked himself before smiling must have been buddies with them back in college.
"Hey brat if the first two were kidnapped then maybe your girlfriend's dad is the next target." Kurama said
Naruto froze at this before he scowled. "Not happening on my watch." He said as he left the observatory…'And she's not my girlfriend!' He thought to the fox who just cackled at him in his mindscape.
(later that night at Kim's house)
Naruto was outside Kim's house dressed as Kim's dad complete with a mask
'thank you Ron' Naruto thought as he walked towards James' car glad Ron had talent with making masks
"If this doesn't work this man may have some brains after all." Kurama said
Naruto got into James' car and before he could close the door something punched its way through the car roof
Naruto looked up and saw the bebes
"Dr possible the doctor will see you now" the bebes said together as they grabbed Naruto
to easy Naruto thought as the robots carried him off
"not exactly how you hoped women would drag you off huh?" Kurama thought with a smirk
'oh shut up Naruto thought with a roll of his eyes
(with Kim)
Kim was at cheer practice at the school gymnasium with the other cheerleaders while Ron was practicing his mad dog routine nearby
"can't believe you are letting that loser try his stupid routine at a game" Bonnie said as she scowled at Ron
"Bonnie lots of teams have mascots so just give it a chance" Tara said with a sigh at her friends attitude
"That's exactly what Naruto said to convince me to give Ron a chance" Kim said with a smile
Bonnie took note of the smile on Kim's smile and her eyes widened. "Oh my god you like him don't you?" she asked
"No, no I don't!" Kim said
"Well then maybe I should try getting with him" Bonnie said with a smirk
Kim's eyes widened at this before she lightly glared at Bonnie "I don't think so remember Naruto said he's not into shallow girls" she said
"Well that's a easy fix" Bonnie said with a dismissive wave of her hand
Kim growled at her before she paused "Wait a minute you're actually wanting to change?" she asked with a raised eyebrow
"Have you seen him? he's definitely worth trying to be less shallow" Bonnie said with a smile
"yea good luck" Kim said with a roll of her eyes
Bonnie glared at Kim at this game on bitch she thought as she knew Kim liked Naruto and wouldn't lose to her
"Kim, where is Naruto he said he was gonna teach me some moves for my mascot routine" Ron asked
suddenly the gym doors burst open showing James with a user look on his face
"Kimberly Ann Possible!" he yelled out
"Uh oh." Ron muttered as Kim's dad never used Kim's full name unless she was in trouble
"Daddy why are you here?" Kim asked a little nervous
"Where is Naruto and what did he do with my car? I get ready to go to work and find it with a new sunroof"
"Naruto? why would he want the car?" Kim asked
"he said something about a mission and that he needed to borrow one of my work outfits" James said
Ron paused at this "Oh jeez Naruto asked me to make a mask of your dad KP" he said
"...Naruto made himself bait." Kim said putting on a serious face
"Yo kim, your phone" Bonnie said tossing it to her as it rung which she answered
"Alright Drakken, if you took me so you can kill me with these other scientists, just do me a favor, shut up and get on with it.'
"I didn't even want to take you, you whiskers fool! I wanted James Possible!" drakken could be heard yelling over the phone
"Drakken" Ron said with a frown
Kim took out her communicator and called Wade
"What's up Kim?" Wade asked curiously
"Naruto is captured by drakken and we need a location" Kim said
Wade nodded at this "I microchipped his phone just in case of a emergency" he said as he typed away his computer for a moment he's at the Middleton motor lodge he said
"Thanks Wade Kim said as she turned to her father I need a ride dad" she said with a determined look
James nodded at this as him and Kim left
wait for me! Ron yelled as he ran after them
Kim hung up her phone cutting Naruto's conversation with Drakken off as she headed for the locker room to change into her mission outfit
(With Naruto)
"Got to admit I didn't think you'd find out it was a mask." Naruto said from inside his electric cell next to Dr Ramesh and Chen
"How much of a idiot do you think I am, hello~ Evil genius" Drakken said as he gestured to himself
"Evil yes, Genius… ehhh" Naruto said as he waved his hand
"Says the one stupid enough to think he could pretend to be James possible, when I know how James acts!" Drakken said
"So you know Kim's dad?" Naruto asked curiously
"Yes, we were college mates until him and those two chose to ridicule me!...wait Kim possible and James possible are related?" Drakken asked in realization
"And there's the stupidness showing" Naruto muttered
"Drew Lipsky?" Dr Chen asked
"That is not my name anymore, It's Drakken!"
"Wait if this guy was normal how'd he go all blue?" Naruto asked
"I don't have to answer that" Drakken said with a scoff
"Bah whatever where's Shego she's the only reason dealing with you is somewhat tolerable" Naruto said
"Gah teenagers and your hormone infested bodies" Drakken said
"Ok first of all I ment she's good for a fight and two she bailed because your robot women was too stupid even for her huh? Naruto asked with a smirk
"How is it stupid to create robots that learn as they operate, they can even take Kim Possible and you in a fight" Drakken said
"and they are modeled after women because….." Naruto asked flatly
"Oh shut up!" Drakken yelled
"Old Drew never was good with women back in school but this is sad" Dr Ramesh said with a shake of his head
"couldn't build a decent robot either" Dr Chen said
"Grr that's it, Bebes destroy them!" Drakken yelled out
the bebes glared at Naruto and the two doctors as they marched towards them
"Oh good I wanted a rematch Naruto said as he channeled some of kurama's power making a orange aura around himself
"What is this?" drakken asked surprised as he hadn't seen Naruto do this before
"yah!" Naruto yelled as he smashed through the container him and the two Dr's where in
"It doesn't matter, my creations have a hive mind, the more you fight them the faster they learn to crush you!" Drakken yelled
"Then I'll do this quickly!" Naruto yelled as he charged at the Bebes
A red blur zipped throughout the building as three more yellow blur trail behind it Naruto ducked one of the Bebe's punches before grabbing hold of it and throwing it into the others sending it crashing through a wall with the third one chasing after him Naruto's red eyes flared as he clawed at the wind creating a powerful whirlwind pushing it back.
"What is going on?!" Drakken yelled in shock as he hid behind a table along with Ramesh and Chen
The other Bebe's jumped in after Naruto unleashing a barrage of speedy punches which the young ninja had a slightly hard time avoiding the strikes but kept his focus
Naruto extended his claws striking a Bebe across the chest leaving a gash mark he dropped kicked an incoming Bebe smashing it downwards into the ground creating an imprint of the android.
The third Bebe came down at Naruto. Its red eyes glowed as it punched the boy in the chest making his gasps in pain but gripped her hand as he summoned aura tails smashing it away into the wall.
"Man these hunks of tin don't quit." Naruto said as the Bebe's got back on their feet before rushing at Naruto once more as he dodged and avoided their attacks
"Haaaaaa!" Naruto began to take in the demonic power within him as Kurama's aura surged through him
"Hraaaaahhhhhh!" Naruto shouted as tore through one Bebe's chest causing it to short circuit before kicking off the head of the next one
He spun around as he throw the short circuiting Bebe into the last remaining one stunning it long enough for Naurto's kunai to pierce through it's head
Naruto turned his back as the doors Into the room opened showing Kim Ron and James arriving
"we're here to save you buddy!" Ron yelled as he ran into the room
"yea!" Rufus yelled from Ron's pocket
"uh I think we are late" Ron Kim said as she gestured to the destroyed Bebes
"woah" Ron said with wide eyes at what Naruto did
"You can do it too if you trained!" Son Goku yelled in a rage
"Where is Drakken?" Kim asked as she and James ran over to Ramesh and Chen
"He made his escape during the fight" Chen said as he gestured to the back door
"we will get another chance" Kim said with a sigh as this was expected since drakken was one to flee if things started to go bad for him
"man after that fight I need some food who's up for Bueno Nacho?" Naruto asked his friends with a smile
"you kids go on but don't stay out to late" James said with a smile at his daughter
Kim nodded as she followed her friends out of the lodge
(later)
Naruto Kim and Ron were hanging out at bueno nacho after the fight
"Dressing up as my dad, how stupid can you get?" Kim asked with a frown at Naruto
"Well apparently only James Possible can act as James Possible." Naruto said
"Wipe that smile off your face" Kim said with a light glare
"Oh jeez KP is mad" Ron said with a shiver as this didn't happen often
"Yup" Ruffus said as he ate his burrito
"What makes me even more upset is the fact you went after Drakken without me" Kim said with a glare at Naruto
"It's Drakken only when Shego is around is he a threat." Naruto said
"That's not the point Naruto we do these missions together" Kim said
"Yeah there's no I in team." Ron said taking Kim's side
"I beat the robots on my own though- ow!" Naruto yelled since Kim poked him hard in the forehead
"You may have that fox power but it's not invincible, it can't beat everything that comes at you." Kim said as she glared at Naruto
"I call bullshit." Kurama said
'Hush you' Naruto thought as he rubbed his head "ok ok I won't do this again" he said
"Good boy." Kim said with a smile
"Did she just…" Naruto said with a flat look
"Yeah she did." Ron said
"uh huh" Rufus said
"ha! The great Kurama's host is the pet of some redhead!" Shukaku yelled from Rufus's mindscape
"Now let's get something straight here, you don't refer to me like I'm your pet." Naruto said giving Kim a look
"Oh lighten up whiskers." Kim said with a wave of her hand
"And don't call me whiskers either." Naruto said with a annoyed look
"Dude the entire cheer squad calls you that" Ron said as he ate his burrito
"Doesn't mean I like it." Naruto grumbled
"Would you prefer they call you Foxy Man?" Kim said with a raised eyebrow
"…..whiskers is fine… Kimmie Bear." Naruto said with a teasing grin
"Crap I forgot all about you calling me that in front of them." Kim said with a groan
Naruto and Ron laughed at this for a bit before Kim started to laugh with them before they started to eat
(Drakken's lair)
Drakken was in his lair explaining what happened to Shego
"So that Uzumaki has powers too?" Shego asked with a glare as she ignited her hand clearly mad that Naruto had better abilities than her
"Indeed he seemed to have something more powerful than you" Drakken said with a thoughtful look
"I won't lose to him again!" Shego yelled in a rage
"Would you like to make sure of that?" a voice said as what looked like a swirling portal appeared and a man with a orange swirl mask and a black cloak with red clouds appeared in the room
"Who are you?" Drakken asked with a glare at having a intruder in his lair
I am a man that is interested in seeing Mr Uzumaki and his friends be defeated so I would like to offer miss Go something to help her beat Mr Uzumaki the man said
Shego quirked an eyebrow at this "and what exactly are you offering?" she asked
the man waved his hand and made a small swirling portal appear and made a blue gem appear in front of shego
Shego looked at the Gem and saw that the gem seemed to have a blue flame inside it
she reached out to touch it and she barely touched it before it glowed and made a fiery blue aura appear around Shego and made her eyes slit like a cats
ending 1 by Neostardustdragon101
A flash of the Ninja Academy is shown at the mountain top before showing Naruto's house in Middleton, the sun shines up bright in the sky.
Kakaeta omoi toki to shite
Kazoekirenai itami wo
Yuzurenai hokori mune ni
Ima made ikitekitadarou
Naruto waves to the screen with a smile pictures of him and his friends flash by Naurto facing Shego for the first time, them surfing down a river
Tatakau koto de mamotte
Omoigakenaku nakushite
Kizutsukeai manande
Taisetsu na koto ni kizukudarou
Kim smiles as pics show her dodging a barrage of golf balls, Kim running along the wall avoiding blast, flipping in mid air during practice. Kim kicking Draken across the face.
Koe ga todokanai soredemo (soredemo) ...
Kokoro shinjiteiyou...
Ron smiles as pics of him facing of with Gill, and Monkeys fist are shown, eating a naco, Ron swinging a wooden sword
Zenshin zenrei kimi wo mamoru yo
Towa ni sou towa ni
Rufus smiles as pictures of Draken, Shego, Killigan, Monkey Fist are shown
Nankaidatte tachiagare yo sono ishi de (sono ishi de)
We soon travel through the halls of the possible home before dozens of pictures showcasing the team and their adventures along with their daily lives are shown.
Ungai souten asu wo egaku yo tomo ni sou tomo ni
We pass by Rufus, Ron, Kim, and then Naruto as they all stand together smiling Ron's a arms on Naruto and Kim's shoulders while Rufus rest on his head
Itsudatte akirameru na michi wo hirakou
Ruru…