~ Shards of Sapphire ~
"How do I look?"
"You look great," Damon replied immediately, without glancing up from the screen of his phone.
"You didn't even look!" Rose protested.
"You always look great."
"Aww... thanks, babe," she said, the endearment pronounced with just enough sarcasm to sound almost sincere yet still somewhat mocking. "But I wanted your opinion on this outfit."
Said outfit consisted of knee-high boots over skintight leather pants, and a ruffly poet's shirt.
Upon actually seeing how Rose was dressed, Damon's immediate reaction was: "You look like a pirate."
Rose's only response to this assessment was the quirk of an eyebrow.
After taking a moment to process the sight, Damon added, "I like it."
~oOo~
A/N: If you don't know what a poet's shirt is, PLEASE look up pictures of it, you will not be disappointed. XD
Alternate crack ending: Replace the last part of the last sentence with Damon waggled his eyebrows suggestively and said, "Shiver me timbers."