It was another chill day in Unova for Pokemon's Farting Hilda making a stink with her big butt braps since she had a new set of shorts on due to having stained her earlier ones; of course 1 could tell that they were of the exact same set since they looked similar to the very smallest fabric: but alas they too would be sustained to a fate of waiting around in the laundry since there was already a stain on them.
"Boy am I gassy today." Hilda chimed happily while swaying her hips upon letting out toots that echoed throughout the air all across the city. "I sure hope they have sweet snacks nearby cuz I'm feeling famished!"
"Hey I think I recognize this stinker." A wild Chandelure asked her fellow Pokemon while spreading flames around with her constantly lit candles. "Isn't that 1 of those always gassy humans going around the region?"
"I think so but why would she want to come here?" A Vanilluxe added in while twirling around in a frosty tornado that caused snow and ice to fall around herself. "I genuinely don't understand it."
Hilda felt another round of flatus building up within her that she bent over and blasted out all her loud farty fumes. "Bombs away everyone!"