Hilda was farting her way through another bustling city since she was patrolling in her puffed up smelly jeans when she felt her stomach growl out of hunger; she noticed that this was her body's way of telling her to get more food. "Ooh am I feeling hungry but I don't seem to notice any shops that might be-"
"Having a sale for delicious treats?" A young looking salesman called out while having his Unova Pokemon do various cooking. "Have I got the thing that will make your big butt blast braps like no tomorrow!"
"Does it make my farts stink like yesterday?" Hilda asked upon holding her hands together and tilting her head while feeling her poots become slightly quieter.
"And how! You're not gonna want to go back once you try my stuff!"
"Well how about it then!" Hilda chimed for she bent over to fart loudly again since this allowed her to pull out her reeking money from her back pocket. "I'll gladly take 1 of everything!"
So Hilda decided to go to chow town with a city's worth of food because her stomach grumbled while her butt rumbled for she began letting loose a stinky storm!