"Wow man; look how big you've gotten!" Hilda exclaimed while blasting huge farts out of her stinky shorts.
Hilbert couldn't help but shake his head in embarrassment. "Oh come on dude, I'm not that large in size."
Hilda kept on breaking wind loudly while she bent over. "But you are! I can't believe what taking classes will do to you!"
"If you're trying to embarrass me, then you're doing a good job..."
"I mean that wasn't what I was intoning to do...!" Hilda admitted while starting to fan away her onion ring reeking flatulence. "...But if it makes you feel better than I can be embarrassed with you!"