"Phew; I can see why this place is windy!" Hilda admitted upon feeling her humongous fart fly through the gusty valley surrounding a couple of forgettable Unova cities not on the main map of the region. "Just think what I could do with my flatulence prowess here: I could clear the whole canyon! It's a good thing I overloaded on the beans!"
"You wouldn't think of letting loose would you?" An elderly lady questioned while trying not to breathe in the stink.
"Well of course; no reason to hold back these thunderous toots yes!" Hilda teased while feeling her roaring rump rumble with her grumbling stomach.
"You sure you can't just-"
Hilda decided to blast out the braps brewing within her since she wasn't kidding about holding back the flatus. "Told ya I would be ripping ass!"