Ellismskd24: Yes I get it, I know about your OCs, can you please review the actual story next time? I don't mean to be rude but you talk about them a lot.
Jss2141: Thank you.
acosta perez jose ramiro: Thank you, the Heather and Cody interactions are fun to write.
The aftermath began with some darkness and then we see a spotlight shine on none other than Geoff.
"Attention Total Drama fanatics! Forget about the Aftermath, we're now in the Aftermayhem, I'm your co-host Geoff and this is… weird since Bridgette is supposed to meet me up here but maybe she's gonna surprise me" Geoff announced, "Makes sense because this show is full of mega surprises. But first no one's gonna get an allergic reaction to these nuts, it's the Peanut Gallery."
Soon a spotlight shined on the past Total Drama contestants who waved to the camera.
"And good news guys, we finally found Ezekiel." Geoff announced.
"Hey guys." Ezekiel smiled at the camera.
"And get this, our famous roving reporter Blaineley is finally roaming, she's currently heading to franchise locations and she's going to meet with the Total Drama Superfan winner right now in Siberia." Geoff explained, "Good for her too, because this super fan is Blaineley obsessed, Huh, never thought I'd say that."
"Take it away Bridge." Geoff pointed to the left but Bridgette didn't show up.
"Where's my tofu angel at?" Geoff asked scratching his head.
"Here's a hint, they have a lot of red meat there." A familiar voice said.
Soon Blaineley walked onstage shocking everyone.
"You! You're supposed to-" Geoff said in horror before Blaineley interrupted him, "Well said Geoffy boy."
"What did you do to her?" Geoff asked angrily.
"Oh Geoff, the producers sent Bridgette away" Blaineley explained, "They said I'd cause more drama than her so the decision wasn't that hard."
Geoff soon heard something on his earpiece, "Huh, Really?"
"Okay on with the show-" Blaineley began before Geoff grabbed her arm.
"Not so fast as far as my producers know you're supposed to be at Siberia." Geoff said angrily before his earpiece heard something, "Wait, you got Bridgette on the feed, put her up stat."
Soon we see a screen that shows a snowy mountain and there was currently a blizzard.
"Aw come on, it's all static!" Geoff said angrily.
"I'm pretty sure that's a blizzard." Blaineley said dully.
"You did this but how?" Geoff asked angrily.
"I just took Bridgette to the helicopter and helped her on sajd helicopter right before take off."
Soon we see Blaineley stuffing Bridgette in a bag and throwing it on the helicopter.
Soon Bridgette was on-screen and yelled, "Geoff!"
"Hey Bridgey Bear." Geoff said happily.
"Bear! Is the bear back?!" Bridgette asked in a scared tone.
Soon a bunch of snow fell on Bridgette and the feed cut out.
"Bridge, Bridge, Bridge!" Geoff yelled in horror.
Blaineley soon slapped Geoff annoyed, "Snap out of it, we have a show to host."
"A show?! She could be buried under ten feet of bear infested Siber land snow." Geoff said angrily before turning to the camera, "Bridgette I will do everything in my power to get you back and get Blaineley gone."
"Look she might be fine we'll find out later but for now," Blaineley said nervously as Geoff left before turning to the audience, "For those who just joined us, welcome to a fresh new installment of Total Drama Aftermath, I am your host Blaineley Stacy Andrews O Halleron."
"Now let's bring us to today's special guests." Blaineley said, "First up, she's a teenage Total Drama super fan day or is she a Cody super fan, I can't tell." Blaineley said, "It's Sierra."
Sierra walked out from backstage with a sad frown and sat on the guest couch.
"Why the long face Sierra?" Blaineley asked with a smile.
"I'm just a bit upset right now." Sierra whimpered.
"Upset that your so-called honey made a deal with Heather of all people to vote you out?" Blaineley smirked.
Sierra soon burst into tears and Trent just shook his head at Blaineley, "That's just crossing the line dudette, she's already sad enough as it is."
"She literally stalked Cody, I say she deserved to be voted out." Eva admitted.
"I did not stalk Cody!" Sierra said angrily, "I have no idea what you are talking about!"
"You mean she doesn't know what she did, is she serious?" Justin asked incredulously to Leshawna and Harold.
"I have to agree, you paralyzed Cody, made him suck your thumb, stole his underwear, and fake cried so he'd give you attention. Those all just scream stalker." Leshawna said annoyed.
"R-Really?" Sierra said in horror.
"I'm pretty sure we can all agree those are all stalker-like tendencies." Blaineley said annoyed before smiling at the camera, "Next we have the guy who broke up with Corporal Crazy aka Izzy, and befriended the most pessimistic contestant in the show, give it up for Noah."
Owen smiled and waved at the audience, "Wow, I never knew I was an audience favorite!"
"Is he for real?" Eva asked Beth who shrugged.
Soon Owen spotted Izzy who both looked at each other awkwardly.
"Uh hey Izzy." Owen said nervously.
"Um hey Big O." Izzy smiled sheepishly.
"Well Owen, before we continue the show I gotta ask some questions, why did you consider breaking up with Izzy and immediately want to get back together with her? Also do you still want her back?" Blaineley asked.
"Uh, to answer your questions Blaineley, I did like Izzy a lot but her craziness was starting to do more harm than good I still loved hanging out with her but I wasn't sure if she was taking our relationship seriously and the kiwi kicking didn't help so I considered breaking up with her but I remembered the good times with Izzy and wanted her back. As for if I want her back now, well I'm kinda on the fence with that so for now it's undecided." Owen answered.
"Wow, that was actually a pretty serious answer." Harold said in shock.
"Well thanks for your time Owen, and now our final loser earned herself a fun nickname, the Boyfriend Kisser. Give it up for Gwen." Blaineley said.
"You're too kind." Gwen said bitterly.
"Gwen, how did you feel about the fact that Cody voted you off over Courtney of all people, that had to have stung." Blaineley smirked.
"Well I was kind of hurt that Cody would vote me out but in the end I understood why he did, I wasn't being trustworthy and it cost me big time, so in the end I'm not mad at Cody but what happened still stings a bit." Gwen said.
"Fascinating." Blaineley said dully before smiling, "But now it's time to kick it in the biscuits with our classic montage, That's Gonna Leave A Mark!"
No one applauded or did anything except glare at Blaineley.
"Oh would it kill you to play along?" Blaineley asked angrily.
Soon the montage began, we begin with Noah in the confessional with a sausage in his pocket and before he could eat it some corgis barged in and tackled Noah.
Soon we see Cody running through the minefield but soon he ran into a cactus and screamed in pain.
And finally we see Tyler riding on his emu but then the emu started pecking him.
The montage ended and Blaineley continued to speak, "It's time for me to announce our special surprise."
Soon Owen and Gwen looked at each other nervously, "I'm kinda worried about that surprise Gwen." Owen whispered.
"Me too buddy." Gwen whispered back.
"Tonight Total Drama Aftermath is holding the first ever Total Drama Second Chance Challenge."
Soon everyone in the Peanut Gallery began cheering.
"That's right." Blaineley smirked, "Our collection of Total Drama losers just got lucky because they're about to compete for a second shot at the million dollar prize."
"What do you say Owen, are you ready to get back on the plane?" Blaineley asked with a smirk.
"If it means I get to see Noah again, then definitely." Owen nodded.
"Five of you rejects are about to catch some Total Drama canned peanuts, most of these contain actual peanuts but the rest contain actual Total Drama surprises." Blaineley smirked.
Soon the contestants began to crowd as they began to get ready to catch a peanut can.
Trent then bumped into Gwen and smiled, "Hey! So Duncan huh," Gwen awkwardly smiled and Trent did the same as he continued, "That was unexpected."
"Fire in the hole!" Blaineley commanded and soon the interns fired the peanut cans and the contestants began catching them.
Soon Izzy looks to see if she got anything but she got nothing but peanuts so she just ate some of them instead.
Leshawna then opens her can and was shocked to see a Golden Chris head pop out.
"A Chris in the box, that's an insult to boxes." Leshawna said angrily.
"Leshawna's our first to get a second chance." Blaineley smirked.
Soon we see that Trent and Justin got peanuts in their can as they poured them out.
Soon Lindsay was the next one to open her can and a gold Chris popped out.
"Captain Cranium, aka Lindsay is ready for another chance." Blaineley told the audience.
Ezekiel soon opened her can and a gold Chris popped out and he began cheering, "Aw Yeah!"
"Ezekiel is back." Blaineley announces.
Soon Owen opened his can and nothing popped out, he then tried to look inside but all he got was a gold Chris to the face.
"Ah!" Owen screamed.
"Interesting technique Owen, but it looks like your back as well." Blaineley smirked.
Finally Eva opens her can and the gold Chris pops out.
"Eva is our final entry to the challenge." Blaineley finished before she heard something on her earpiece, "Ah and it looks like our roving reporter Bridgette is alive and ready to report."
Soon we see the TV with Bridgette shown, and Geoff immediately rushed over, "Bridgette talk to me."
"Super fan's mad that I'm not Blaineley." Bridgette shivers before a baby seal is thrown at her but luckily she ducks.
"Whoa, would you stop throwing stuff at me!" Bridgette said angrily before a sausage was thrown at her but she caught it and threw it back.
"What does he want?" Geoff asked before they heard growling and it was shown to be a Siberian black bear and it soon slapped the camera cutting off the feed again.
"My girl is about to be mauled thanks to you." Geoff told Blaineley angrily before speaking lowly, "You're gonna pay for this, the gloves are off, like way off."
Geoff soon walks away again leaving Blaineley and the Peanut Gallery alone.
"Whoa, temper much, she'll be fine-ish." Blaineley smiled nervously before showing more confidence, "One of the Total Drama competitors is about to return for a second chance at the million, find out who on Total Drama Aftermayhem."
(After commercial break)
"Welcome back to Total Drama Aftermayhem." Blaineley announces, "One of these five losers are about to compete to re-enter the game on the Total Drama Board Game."
"The losers aka you guys, take turns rolling the dice and moving the amount of spaces you get but roll carefully because some are booby trapped." Blaineley said, "Each space represents a final seven player or a destination the Jumbo Jet last dumped them. You must perform whatever challenge you are told to do, win the challenge and you go ahead but if you fail, you will be eliminated from the game for good, the first one to answer the question at the end wins the challenge."
"You guys ready to play?" Blaineley asked.
"Oh yeah I'm ready to play." Geoff smirked with a low voice, "Play dirty."
"Shouldn't you be commandeering a surfboard to Siberia right now?" Blaineley asked curiously.
"Great idea, but no, I just had to get Operation Payback into order before we do the challenges, cue the clips." Geoff smirked darkly.
"W-What clips?" Blaineley asked, horrified.
"Seems like the host wannabe didn't know that the green room cameras are on twenty four-seven." Geoff explained.
"What?! No!" Blaineley said in horror.
"Actually yeah." Geoff said with a dark smile, "So let's take a break and show Blaineley's best moments."
The first clip shows Blaineley in the green room, dropping a pizza, she picked it up and it suddenly had flies and bugs on it, but she shrugged and ate it anyway.
The second clip shows Blaineley in the same room but her cheeks bulge and she ends up farting and burping at the same time.
We cut back to the aftermath where Blaineley looks humiliated as Geoff laughs.
"Ugh, hurry up," Blaineley told everyone while she handed the dice to Lindsay, "We're running late because of that fake clip."
"Running late, why should you care?" Geoff asked with a smirk.
"Oh, no reason at all." Blaineley rubbed her arm while smiling nervously.
"Wait, that's right, It's in your contract, if we don't finish on time you don't get paid." Geoff said.
"No! We don't get paid." Blaineley corrected.
"Either way, I'm happy." Geoff said content.
"Back to the stupid game, you're up brainiac." Blaineley told Lindsay.
"Come on lucky number six." Lindsay said happily before rolling the dice and landed on a four and she walked to the Noah challenge.
"Oh snap, she got the Noah challenge." Geoff said in horror.
"Now Lindsay, all of you have to do is put some milk and Jamaican peppers in your mouth while watching the top ten hilarious wipeouts." Blaineley explained.
"And if you can keep yourself from laughing so hard you send a pepper out the old nostril, you're-" Geoff dragged on before Blaineley covered his mouth, "Still in the game."
Soon Blaineley made Lindsay chug some milk before stuffing peppers in her mouth.
"Go." Blaineley commanded.
Soon we see a montage of Tyler getting hurt a lot which Lindsay didn't even giggle at.
"Talk about a trip down memory lane." Blaineley snarked with a smile.
"Take your time Lindsay, let the comedy sink in." Geoff told the ditzy blonde.
"Times up." Blaineley said, "Way to go Lindsay, you're safe yay, Owen you're up."
Lindsay then gulped down her milk and peppers and glared at Blaineley, "I never laugh at boyfriends."
Soon Owen took the dice and got a five.
"Five and alive man." Geoff said happily.
Soon Owen stopped on the Greece square put soon a trap door opened up and Owen fell in screaming.
"Ooh, one booby trap, goodbye booby, one less player means we can pick up the pace." Blaineley smirked.
"Alright, next up is Ezekiel." Blaineley said before Ezekiel began rolling the dice and it landed on a two.
"Area 51." Blaineley said.
"Listen up soldier, you have to dodge these carefully aimed lasers without leaving the square or getting blasted." Geoff said as two lasers were lowered down between the homeschooler frightening him, "If you do get blasted or leave the square you will lose."
"Ready and go." Blaineley said before the lasers began aiming for Ezekiel but he kept dodging each and every one of them.
"Dude, those are some rad moves." Geoff complimented.
"Are you available at birthday parties." Blaineley smirked.
Soon the lasers stopped firing and Ezekiel began breathing heavily, "Does this mean I pass eh?"
"Yep, that's exactly what it means, Leshawna you're up next." Blaineley said.
Soon the dice landed on a three and Leshanwa stepped on the Australia square.
"Australia." Geoff said, "Oh man good luck with this one."
Soon we cut to Leshawna and a kangaroo in boxing gloves at a boxing stadium.
"Your challenge is to go fist to fist with a boxing kangaroo." Geoff explained.
"Pssh, I tangled with Heather remember, piece of cake." Leshawna glared at the kangaroo before turning to Harold with a smile, "This one's for you ginger biscuit-"
Soon the kangaroo punched Leshawna and knocked her out.
Harold gasped and rushed to Leshawna's aid.
"Leshawna, are you okay?" Harold asked in horror.
"Okay, looks like it's down to Lindsay, Ezekiel, and Eva." Geoff told everyone.
Soon Eva rolled the dice and landed on a six.
Eva soon walked to the Heather square, "The Heather square." Blaineley announced, "Your challenge is to create a haiku about Heather's positive attributes."
"Yeah, this is not worth my sanity so I'm out." Eva said annoyed before walking away, "The show's a nightmare anyway."
Soon Lindsay rolled the dice and got a five so she went to the Sweden square.
"The Sweden square, your challenge is to balance three Swedish meatballs on your nose for ten seconds-" Geoff said before he sees Lindsay balancing the meatballs on her nose already and she then drops them.
"Sorry I totally wasn't listening. What's my challenge?" Lindsay asked.
Soon Blaineley began poking Ezekiel, "Faster go go go."
Ezekiel rolled his eyes before rolling the dice and getting a six.
He walked six spaces to find himself on the Courtney space.
"Okay, the Courtney challenge, in this challenge you must stick your hand in this bird guano for ten seconds." Blaineley said.
"Uh, okay." Ezekiel said before sticking his hand in bird guano which grossed out pretty much everyone and soon ten seconds passed.
"Times up, Ezekiel's still in, Lindsay you're next." Blaineley told the blonde.
Lindsay soon rolled a four and Geoff smiled, "Alright, that's the last square."
Soon Blaineley ushered Lindsay to the last square and talked quickly, "Your next challenge is to capture this intern dressed as Jack The Ripper Forty five seconds go."
Lindsay soon began chasing the intern in the costume and soon the television began going static which Geoff smiled at, "Awesome, the satellite is working."
Soon we see the black bear growling and Geoff widens his eyes.
"That's not good." He said softly.
Soon the camera zooms out to see Bridgette bandaging the black bear.
"Wounded paw meets soft hearted animal lover, I don't think Bridgey bear will be leaving anytime soon." Blaineley smirked.
"I have to stay until Bruno's better." Bridgette told everyone to which the bear smiled at.
"Bridgette, you can't stay, what about the show? You can't leave me with this thing." Geoff said pointing at Blaineley who glared before the feed cut out, "Bridge."
Soon the sack with the intern in it was thrown on Blaineley's lap.
"Yeah! I did it! Now how about that question!" Lindsay cheered.
Soon Blaineley got up and yelled, "Ugh, we got no time, read the question!"
The guard began fiddling with his pockets and then he took out the question from his hat.
Soon the guard coughed into his hand and Blaineley rolled her eyes and took it from him.
"What's the name of Duncan's band in London?" Blaineley asked.
Lindsay was seen putting a finger to her chin annoying Blaineley.
"Come on Lindsay it's easy." Blaineley said annoyed.
"I'm thinking." Lindsay said angrily.
"Come on Lindsay, it's Deer Shcnitzel Kickers, Deer Schnitzel Kickers is the answer!" Blaineley yelled out.
Soon a bunch of balloons and streamers floated down above Blaineley, everyone was confused until Geoff realized what this meant.
"Yes! Congratulations Blaineley, the first one to answer the question gets to compete in the show, remember?" Geoff mockingly said.
"What?! You can't make me go out there with those losers, no one can!" Blaineley said defiantly before some interns grabbed onto her arms, "except them I guess." She sighed.
Blaineley was soon dragged away and Geoff began speaking into the camera, "Well that's all for now, my girl won't be back for a while but then again, neither will Blaineley. So stay tuned to see what will happen on the next exciting episode of Total! Drama! World Tour!"
Author's Note: Despite the fact that there were different candidates I still had Blaineley join to cause more drama so I kept her in. As for why I chose those specific five to compete well it's simple, Ezekiel and Eva deserved some screen time, Leshawna and Lindsay were because of canon, and Owen was a fan favorite and he was used for fodder. Well I hope you enjoyed this episode, and I'll see you later.
