Sharquan: Uh…okay?

DaeQuan: He's got so many wives it's sad…and kind of funny if you think about it.

Lincoln Loud: Uh…right?

Andy Thompson: …

Tomcat9700: Uh…right. Okay?

Chelsea Thompson: Okay.

Luna Loud: Uh…right.

Chika Takami: Yeah, stuff like that sucks.

Sex Doll Kesha: Right.

Ronalquan: Too much magical power installed in her body that it's killing her.

Natsuki: No, no he won't.

Here's an update to new life. I know it's fairly new and all, but this idea kept me up most of the night. Enjoy.

Shido stared out at the lake as a gentle breeze blew past him. Taking a deep breath, he shook his head and looked over his shoulder, "Are you nine planning on staying behind those bushes or do you want to come out and talk?" seeing the nine Spirits stand, Shido turned and faced them as he crossed his arms, "You know, I never caught any of your names, and since I'm stuck with you, it might be a good idea to tell me who all of you are,"

"And what the hell do you mean by that?" Kotori demanded, crossing her arms and narrowing her eyes, "What do you mean you're stuck with us? And why is it that we can't attack you? What the hell did you do to-"

"Tell me your names and I'll gladly explain everything as best I can,"

Tohka inhaled slowly and shook her head, "My name's Tohka and these are my friends Kotori, Yoshino, Kurumi, Yuzuru, Kaguya, Miku, Natsumi and Origami," Shido hummed and nodded, "Now why can't we fight you? You said it was the same reason you can't go after any of us and it pisses you off. What did you mean by-"

"I also said that I hate humans and Spirits and that I'm stuck with nine of them," the nine looked at him in confusion, "For those of you who lack knowledge of the animal kingdom, most animals require a mate, or in my case, mates," the Spirits stared at the changeling with wide eyes, "The animals that reside in my subconscious have chosen you nine as my mates, why I don't know because they know the strong hatred I have for Spirits and humans, but whatever, and subconsciously, you nine can't attack me because of this damned bond we have between us,"

"Retort, what you said is impossible," Yuzuru stated and Shido glared at her with narrowed eyes, "If what you said is true, we should still be able to fight you. We had no idea of this bond formed between us and yourself,"

"Wow, you're quick to judge," Shido sighed and shook his head, "Yeah, it could be impossible, but it's not. The ten of us are stuck with each other wheatear we like it or not, and trust me, I don't like it at all,"

He turned and began walking away when Kaguya spoke, "Hold it," Shido stopped and looked at the hotheaded twin, "You said that the reason you hate humans and Spirits is because your family left you to die, right?" Shido hummed and nodded, "Shouldn't your hatred be aimed more towards them instead? Humans and Spirits haven't done anything wrong to you and-"

"Do I need to repeat myself? My mother is a Spirit and my father and sister are human who left me to die after my accident…true, the two Spirits and fourteen humans that saved my life that day are probably somewhat safe, as well as those…kids who…no,"

He looked at the nine and Kurumi crossed her arms, "What's the matter, Shido dear? Do you see something that you-"

"I need you nine to take me to see your parents," the nine stared at him as he narrowed his eyes and shook his head, "This is important, I need to talk to them,"

"Uh, whatever," Natsumi shrugged her shoulders before the ten of them walked away from the body of water.

I…enjoy.