A/N: So... this is the lost bonus chapter! I want to publish this chapter early, but now's the time to release it!
It was a normal winter day at the Mihama mansion, as Chiyo was doing some winter break homework when she heard the doorbell ring. She then walked down the stairs and opens the door, seeing Tomo with an annoyed look on her face.
"Tomo-chan, what are you doing here?" Chiyo asked the wildcat idiot.
"Chiyosuke, we need to talk!" Tomo answered.
In the study room, Chiyo was pouring some peppermint tea for Tomo.
"So, Yomi-san went to a hot springs resort in Hokkaido," Chiyo said.
Tomo nodded, "And the worst part, she relaxing in the nude! I can't stand seeing her having more fun than I'm having! Chiyosuke, your family's super-rich! Don't you guys own a hot springs resort?!"
"Oh, my relatives in the Gunma prefecture owned a pretty large hot springs resort"
"Man, Chiyo-chan, your family's won the game of life. Alright then, I'll gather the troops, you'll call Yukari-chan and Nyamo-chan to see if they're interested. Oh, and in case Mr. Kimura decides to show up, are your relatives okay with us bringing our swimsuits?"
"I'm sure they'll understand," Chiyo said before going through an episode of post-Yukarimobile trauma.
The next day, Chiyo is waiting for her friends to show up. Of course, Sakaki was the first one to show up, sitting next to Mr. Tadakichi and feeling such blissful thoughts. Then, the three Knuckleheads and Kaori show up.
"Tomo-chan, thanks for inviting me to this trip," Kaori said.
"No problem, Kaorin!" Tomo said, "After all, you're just here to fill in the void left by Yomi."
"Oh, and looks like Sakaki-san's here as well," Kaori said, dashing to her love.
Soon, Yukari and Nyamo came, along with their cars.
"Unfortunately, Chiyo told me that her father couldn't rent a van for the eight of us," Nyamo explained, "So half of you will go in my car and the other half will, unfortunately, ride with Yukari."
"Kurosawa-sensei, why you say-" Kaorin was about to ask before she sees Chiyo already in Nyamo's car, "Holy crap! Chiyo-chan, why you're in Kurosawa-sensei's car?"
"Just to prevent another tragedy," Chiyo answered, turning pale and shivering from the trauma.
"Tragedy?!" Kaorin shouted, "What kind?!"
"The kind that will forever traumatize you after one ride in the Yukarimobile," Tomo explained.
"Now then, with Chiyo in my car," Nyamo continued, "Three of you will go in my car, and two of you will go in Yukari's."
"Why two in Yukari-sensei's car?" Kaorin asked.
"The fewer deaths, the better," Nyamo answered.
All of the girls looked at each other, all knowing what to do in this kind of situation.
"JAN-KEN-!"
Tomo and Kagura lost, they have chosen poorly.
After one long drive to the Gunma prefecture, the gang finally reached the hot springs inn.
"We're here!" Chiyo announced as everybody who road in Nyamo's car got out, "I wonder if Tomo-chan and Kagura-san are okay."
Yukari came out for her car, checking the side mirrors in her car. "Oh, I forget to fold out the side mirrors of my car!" she said.
"You forget?!" Nyamo shouted, "Yukari, you have Kagura in there! You would've killed her with your mad driving skills!"
"She's my student now, Nyamo! She can drive in my car if she chooses to!"
"But she is part of my swim team, Yukari!"
"Sucks to lose a bet during last year's sports festival," Yukari teased Nyamo.
Nyamo then rushed to the back doors of the Yukarimobile and opens it, only to see that Tomo and Kagura aren't shuddering from the ride. In fact, the two tomboys looked like they rode a rollercoaster instead of the Yukarimobile.
"Kagura, are you okay?" Nyamo asked Kagura.
"Okay, Tomo and I were having the time of our lives!" Kagura answered.
"Yeah, it was like a roller coaster, but more wild and fun!" Tomo added, hi-fiving Kagura in the process.
"Huh, this is the first time somebody actually likes my driving," Yukari noted.
After dropping off their bags, the girls and teachers go into the changing room. Of course, Tomo was the first one that came out of the changing room, now wearing a light red bandeau bikini with a halter strap for extra support. Then Sakaki came out, wearing a blue bikini with an orange Neko Koneko pattern on it. Kaori came out next wearing a purple one-piece swimsuit. Chiyo and Osaka came out together, Chiyo's wearing a sparkly pink one-piece while Osaka's wearing a pink strapless skirted one-piece with white lace trimming.
"Sakaki-san, you look so cute in that bikini," Kaorin said, causing Sakaki to blush at the comment.
"Say, where's Kagura-chan?" Osaka asked.
And right on queue, Kagura got out of the changing room. She was wearing a red bikini top with a white ribbon in front and red swim shorts with a white belt.
"Wow, Kagura," Tomo said, " You look gorgeous."
"You really think so?" Kagura blushed, " I just found this old thing in the closet. Maybe I wore it during middle school."
Finally, the senseis came out, wearing nothing but towels.
"Yukari-chan, Nyamo-chan, where are your swimsuits?!" Tomo shouted.
"Hey, we're not the object of Kimura's affection!" Yukari retorted, "Plus, we're adults, so we're allowed to get naked! And don't you dare call us wrinkly old hags…"
All of the girls are relaxing in the hot springs, all of the stress suddenly gone from their systems.
"Aaaahh, water kotatsu," Osaka said, "Nice 'n comfy." she then stares at Kagura's dark skin for two, long minutes. "Yanno, Kagura-chan," she continued, " Your skin's as deep as oden broth." She then shifted her gaze to Kagura's breasts. "Sweet bean soup with mochi… super sized."
Kagura then gave the standard "WTF" reaction to anything that came out of Osaka's mouth, "You got to be kidding me," she said.
"Speakin' about sweet," Osaka continued, "Ain't that Kimura's wife over there?"
"You're right, Osaka, it is Kimura's wife!" Tomo shouted, coming out from the water.
"Oh, hello there!" Kimura's wife said, waving at the Knuckleheads, "It's nice to see you all here."
"Wait! Mr. Kimura got a wife?!" Kaorin shouted.
"Yep, he does have a wife," Tomo said, "And the worst part, he managed to reproduce a daughter that looks like a miniature Sakaki!"
"Kimura's daughter looks like Sakaki-san?!" Kaorin shouted, hyperventilating in the process, "I would be happy, but since she's related to Mr. Kimura, I'm also creeped out by that fact."
"If Mr. Kimura somehow made a daughter," Osaka mused, "I wonder how Chiyo's father managed to produce Chiyo-chan."
Of course, Sakaki heard Osaka's comment and started to imagine the origins of Chiyo-chan.
In Sakaki's mind, Chiyo-chichi and a normal human woman were having some dinner.
"Um, honey," the woman said, "I want to start a family."
"Okay, my sweetie," Chiyo-chichi replied, "After dinner, we must go to the bedroom immediately." He then starts to shift in color. "We're going to have some fun."
Back to reality, Sakaki shook her head, trying to suppress the thought.
"Sakaki-san, what are you thinking?" Chiyo asked the taller girl.
"Nothing, Chiyo-chan," Sakaki answered, her face turning red in the process.
After a relaxing, Mr. Kimura-free time in the hot springs, the girls and teachers are changing into inn yukatas, with Chiyo and Sakaki helping their friends with putting on the kimonos. Sakaki was just done with helping Kaorin put on her yukata.
"Sakaki-san, thanks for putting on the yukata for me," Kaorin said.
"You're welcome, Kaorin," Sakaki replied.
After that, the girls and teachers enter their room, where a large platter of food was on the table. After one big meal, all of the girls are about to go to bed, when Yukari pulled out a bottle of sake.
"Hey, Nyamo!" Yukari said, "I got a bottle of sake! And I'm going to drink it all!"
"Oh no, you don't!" Nyamo said, snatching the bottle from Yukari's hands. She then opens the bottle and drank all of the sake." AH! Who needs men in their life if they already have a woman as their romantic partner!" she said, now under the influence of the sake.
"Nyamo-chan!" Tomo said, raising her hand in the process.
"Yezzz, Tomo?"
"Did you do really kinky and pervy stuff on Yukari-chan?"
"Sure I did, Tomo! For example…"
And on that day, Nyamo told the girls stories of her college life with Yukari as calm relaxing music plays in the background. With every new story, the girls' faces gradually turned a deeper shade of red. Except for little Chiyo, who is too innocent to know about the techniques Nyamo used on Yukari.
"Huh," the little girl confusingly said, "What is Kurosawa-sensei talking-"
"Quiet, Chiyo-chan," Osaka said, "Ya understand when ya are grown up."
The following morning, Nyamo woke up from her sake-induced hangover. She then sees Kaorin in front of her, bowing to her.
"Kurosawa-sensei," Kaorin said, "Thank you for everything last night! I finally understand what Tomo was talking about when we came back from the summer break!"
"What? I didn't remember what I did last night." Nyamo said
"Hey Kaorin, come over here," Osaka called from outside, "Ya gotta see this!"
"Coming!" Kaorin said as she ran outside.
Outside, Kaorin joined the rest of the girls, standing next to Sakaki, as they admire the sun rising from the mountains, the orange-red light touching the snow.
"It's so pretty," Chiyo said.
"This is why Japan is called 'the land of the rising sun'," a voice peered in.
The girls slowly turned their heads to see that Mr. Kimura is standing next to them.
"What?" Mr. Kimura asked, "You think that every single time you girls see me, I'll comment on your lovely bodies. I'm on vacation with my family." He then walks away.
"That was unexpected," Kagura said, with the other girls nodding in response.
So... I did a hot springs episode... without the prevented jokes! So, read and review!