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Reality Viewing: Naruto the Charming Assassin Charmer
-Chapter 4-
Once night had become day once more, everyone in the room gradually awoke from their peaceful slumber to greet the new day. As usual with the Yuuki household though, this process of waking up involved a lot of accidentally and some not so accidental (*cough* Momo *cough*) groping and risqué positions that Rito somehow got entangled into.
Thankfully for him however, before it culminated into the usual getting brutally beaten up by either Nana or Yami, the group of teens finally realized that someone was missing who was usually in the dead center of all these hijinks.
"Hey, where's Lala?" Momo asked while 'accidentally' pressing her breasts against Rito's arm.
"That's a good question," Nana said worriedly as she looked around the room for her missing older sister. "Maybe she remembered a way out whe-"
"She's passed out on the floor over there." Yami cut in with her usual monotone as she pointed to the sleeping, and as per usual utterly nude, form of Lala with a hair hand. Said pinkette was curled up in a ball and hugging a strange disk-shaped device to her chest with a content smile.
"Oh god, what did she build this time?" Rito asked upon seeing the unusual machine in his 'fiancé's' grasp.
"Only one way to find out." Mikan said before getting off the bed and gently shaking the sleeping girl's shoulder.
"Munyah?" With an adorable confused cat-like mewl, Lala eyes slowly flickered open as she pushed herself up with one arm. "Is it morning already?"
"Yes Lala, it's morning." Mikan said, giggling a little when the princess gave a sleepy cheer as she sat up fully and rubbed an eye.
"Yaaaay~ that means… continue watching… show." Lala mumbled while shuffling towards Momo's bed, plopping down next to Rito, and started to doze, not noticing the boy's obvious discomfort towards her nudity.
"That we can Lala. But first, would you mind explaining what that thing in your arms is?" Mikan asked after waking Peke, who promptly did her job as a dress robot much to Rito's relief.
"Teleporter… bring… happy…" Sadly, that was all Lala managed to get out before getting back on the express train to snoozeville.
"Ah, so she made a way out of here." Nana said with a smile. "That was nice of her."
"Yeah it was… I'm still gonna wait until rescue comes though." Mikan said while Rito, Yami, and Momo nodded in agreement. They all had enough experience with Lala's teleporters to know that they were generally more trouble than they were worth.
"Alright enough talking, back to watching the hottie." Momo said, walking over to View-View Future-Kun and hitting the play button before rushing back to her seat.
'Their speed is unreal. I have to fly just to keep up with their running.'
Yami couldn't help but use her transformed wings, white feathered wings, to fly behind Naruto, Kakashi, and the new ninja she met named Yamato, as they ran across the grass lands around them. It was the dead of night, and they had snuck out of the gates of Konoha, though they didn't need to. Now they were travelling towards the location that her ship was supposed to be, and she quickly learned that ninjas ran fast.
Very fast.
Fast enough to the point they made many forms of transportation look slow, and her own running speed didn't keep up. So using her transformation ability, she grew wings to allow herself to fly next to them to keep up with the speed somewhat. She was lagging behind very little, to the point that they were just barely lowering their speed to match hers.
"Daaaaaaamn, they are booking it." Momo said with stunned look that everyone else shared. Yami could reach up to just over a hundred mph if she tried hard enough and these guys were making her other look as slow as a snail in comparison.
"So... aliens are real... Explains so much."
"So that's the Yamato guy they mentioned earlier? Huh, not bad, I'd give him a six outa ten." Momo once said while looking the man over.
"Not a lot to work with information-wise though." Mikan said, looking over the almost entirely blacked out pop-up, which only really showed Yamato's various code-names, a very brief review of his past, and an even briefer explanation of his abilities like Mokuton. "Maybe we should let Lala see if she can fix that issue."
"Maybe once we're all out of here and this isn't the only way we can enjoyably pass the time." Nana suggested with a shrug.
"I know right, it explains why your face is so scary." Naruto teased Yamato as he ran next to the Jonin, who gave Naruto a dark face.
"AHHHHH! Kill it! Kill it with fire!" Momo screamed as everyone but Yami jumped in fear at the sight of Yamato's 'creepy face jutsu', though even the assassin couldn't resist the shiver that ran down her spine.
"I'm purposely not looking at you." Naruto proudly stated without looking at Yamato. Knowing that he was being given the scary face like usual, and rather than be freaked out, he would rather just keep running.
'I don't' blame him.' Everyone thought with a shiver, thankful that the screen had panned way from Yamato to focus on Naruto and Kakashi.
"Be on the lookout, we're getting close. Orochimaru's bases always have traps around them. Who knows what could be waiting for us." Kakashi warned them, but he stared straight at Naruto when he said it. The person most likely to run into danger headfirst without a care in the world.
"Definitely a boy Lala." Momo said with a snicker, one that Mikan and Nana could help but share while Rito slumped, all of them remembering the various misadventures Lala would get herself (and Rito) into.
"Hey! I'm not that bad!"
"I beg to diff-AH!"
"See, that wasn't me that fell into a trap." Naruto pointed out when a hole opened up in the dirt underneath Yamato, and the elder ninja fell into it.
"His friend just fell into a deadly trap and he's more focused on the fact he didn't? I'm really starting to question these peoples sanity." Mikan said with a sigh.
"Starting? I've been questioning it since we started." Yami stated dully.
The man gave a girlish scream as he fell, before wooden pillars rose from the hole and wrapped around both Naruto and Kakashi's wrists. The two ninja grabbed onto them for only a moment, and steadied their feet. With steady holds, the wood pillars retracted and Yamato came out of the hole with the wood going back into his hands.
"Okay, that is a cool power." Momo said with an awed and slightly jealous look on her face.
"Yami-chan?" Naruto asked the girl.
She took out her beacon.
"Where are you even keeping that? Your dress doesn't have any pockets?" Mikan asked with a raised brow as she looked towards her extraterrestrial friend.
Instead of answering verbally, Yami covered Rito's eyes with her hair before pulling down part of her dress to reveal a small pouch sown into the inside.
"We're close to where my ship is, the coordinates will put us in that mountain." Yami pointed towards the nearest mountain.
It was a rather unsuspecting mountain, and didn't even give off a dangerous vibe.
"Yeah sure, lovely scenery, fresh air, deadly traps, sounds like a wonderful place." Nana drawled sarcastically.
"Here, we'll split up and search. Use these radios and stay in contact." Kakashi pulled four sets of earbuds out, and neck straps. He put one of them in his own ear, and around his neck. He tossed them to Yamato and Naruto, with Naruto giving one of his own to Yami. She copied them and put them on. "Yamato, you search the area where the forest is most dense. Naruto and Yami, go together and-"
"Yami's pretty strong, I'm sure that she can handle herself." Naruto rubbed the back of his head with a grin.
"Isn't that sweet, he has so much confidence in you." Momo said in a teasing tone while nudging Yami's side. "So when should we expect the wed-HRK!"
Momo was cut off midsentence when a fist of hair smashed into her face, sending the busty twin flying into her headboard with a pained yelp.
"Feel better?" Mikan asked her friend, sweatdropping a little as Momo slowly slid down to the bed in a comical manner.
"Much."
Yami nodded.
"She has no experience with Orochimaru. Experience we all have, so she doesn't know what to look for. You're the strongest of us, so you're best suited to helping her." Kakashi spoke with a wave of his hand. He had little doubt that the girl was strong in her own right, but strength didn't mean much when you were pit against the genius of Orochimaru. It was best for those without experience to be with those with it.
"Having seen what that snake bastard is capable of, I agree with the perverted cyclops." Nana said, everyone's faces paling slightly at the mere memory of those images that had been shown.
Yami nodded her head in understanding, since she really didn't have any knowledge of how the man operated, it was best for her to have somebody with her.
"I feel like I should tag along, just in case Naruto loses control." Yamato pointed out with a sharp look at Kakashi.
Who didn't seem worried.
"Lose control? What does he mean by lose control?" Nana asked with a raised brow.
"No idea but it'll probably explain later," A recovered Momo said while rubbing the red mark that was forming on her face gingerly. "You just need to be patient."
"Says the girl that used her status to see a movie three months before its release date." Nana retorted, getting Momo to shrug unrepentantly.
"Naruto won't lose control. We'll search around the mountain for a hidden entrance, but if we can't find it, we'll resort to plan B." Kakashi gave Naruto a knowing look as he drew his finger across his throat. He made the cutting sound, and Naruto nodded enthusiastically, knowing full well the meaning of what Kakashi meant.
Destroy the mountain and start digging into the base from above.
"Wouldn't that risk destroying your ship though?" Mikan asked while turning her head towards Yami.
"Yes… but if it means keeping it out of the hands of someone like that man and his men, then the risk is worth taking." The assassin said emotionlessly, though if one listened really closely you could just hear the reluctance within her voice.
Yami simply raised an eyebrow.
"Rasenshuriken." Naruto pounded a fist into his palm.
"Wow, now that looks like it could do some damage." Momo muttered as an image of the Rasenshuriken popped up on screen with a brief explanation of its capabilities.
"No kidding, I doubt even daddy could be hit with one of those." Nana said with a shiver once she read the overview. It wouldn't matter that her father was durable enough to survive a mountain dropped on him (don't ask) since the attack would simply slip between cells and sever their connections to each-other.
Technically he would be 'unharmed' as the cells themselves were intact but it would reduce him to a literal pile of goo.
'Don't question it.' Yami decided what not asking was the best course of action. Kakashi nodded to Naruto, before he vanished with a blur of speed. He blurred towards the west side of the mountain, while Yamato did the same thing towards the eastern more forested area. "What do I need to look for?" Yami asked Naruto as she looked at the trap that Yamato had fallen in only minutes previously.
There were spikes at the bottom, and there were snakes at the bottom of the pit, all baring their fangs dangerously. The snakes dipped down back into the water that was surrounding the spikes, vanishing from view once more.
'Ugh, I think I'm gonna be sick.' Nana thought in disgust, able to understand exactly what those snakes were saying, and lets just say they weren't exactly talking about the weather.
"I say we look for one of the ninja bound to be around, we captured some of them, and make them tell us where the entrance is. Orochimaru used to always have some of his goons wondering around." Naruto figured that none of Orochimaru's subordinates were informed of his death, the man's higher ups were all very good at keeping secrets. There was little doubt in his mind that that meant there were many ninja around, doing their duty on the off chance that "Lord Orochimaru" would arrive at the base.
"Daddy does the same thing with the royal guards, though mostly so they can actually feel like they're doing something since they're mostly for show these days." Momo said with a sympathetic sigh.
The current level of technology the Deviluke had was almost unmatched these days and has only been boosted further thanks to the multiple inventions of Lala's that had been carefully reverse-engineered. So now having actual patrolling guards was pretty much pointless unless someone managed to hack and evade the six separate, intentionally isolated, state of the art primary security systems and the extra secret one that only the royal family knew about.
Yami nodded and made her wings grow once more, as it was time to take to the sky and look for any ninja in the area.
"I'll scout ahead."
"Terrible idea." Mikan said, getting a confused look from Yami. "I'm sorry Yami-chan but almost every person your other has met on that planet so far has shown that they could get the jump on you. Going off on your own would be the worst move you could make right now."
Yami didn't say anything in response, but the deep grimace on her normally expressionless face said it all, Mikan was right and she knew it.
"Actually, I have a better plan." Naruto spoke with a playful smile on his face. "You can transform your clothes too, right?" Naruto questioned her, and she nodded her head. Her clothes were made by her, and she was able to use the nanomachines in her body to change their appearance rather easily.
Why?
"Why else? He wants to see you in some sexy lingerie." Momo said before striking a sexy pose that conveniently made her dodge a blushing Yami's attempt to bash her face in again.
-Later-
'Transparent Escape Technique.'
"And now he can turn invisible. Is there anything this guy can't do?" Nana asked in disbelief as the screen showed the very hard to see outline of Naruto.
Naruto watched as Yami laid down on the ground, tied up with a gag in her mouth.
"I didn't know you were into that sort of thing Yami-chan. If you'd like- *whoosh* I could lend you- *whoosh* some things for your- *Swish* private ti-MPH!." Momo said with the biggest grin of her life while dodging the various punches and slashes Yami sent her way.
Yami wasn't an intergalactically known assassin for nothing though, and eventually managed to catch the elusive busty pinkette. However, instead of actually hitting her like Momo was expecting, the fist of hair dispersed upon impact and wrapped around the princess's lower face.
Once this was done, Yami held out an actual hand towards Nana who happily placed a large stack of bills into her grasp, ignoring the betrayed and slightly respecting look her twin was shooting her.
The ropes tying her down made to be shaped like snakes, as if it were snakes keeping her restrained. Naruto stood upside down, completely invisible to the naked eye as he watched over her. Yami knew where he was though, since it didn't seem like he had moved from where he was standing since turning invisible.
'This won't work.' Yami didn't even know why she was going along with this plan.
Pretend to be helpless, so that when a ninja came across her, they would try and take her to be experimented on. The mere thought that somebody would fall for something this obvious was laughable, and for a trained ninja to not see this as a trap was even worse a thought.
"To be honest, that actually works far more often then you'd think." Yami said, her cheeks still blazing red in embarrassment as she tried to ignore Momo, who while unable to speak was wiggling her eyebrows suggestively.
"Really?" Rito asked in surprise, getting a small nod from the blonde transforming girl.
"Most targets expect me to come in with a highly thought out plan or strategy, so using such an obvious ploy catches them by surprise so much that they forget to consider it could be a trap."
"Oh, so you exploit their overthinking by using a much simpler plan than they expected." Mikan said, to which Yami nodded once more.
No, the odds that out of the entire forest, that somebody would even come across them was hard to believe. It was easier to believe if they were moving around, but they hadn't moved around in awhile now.
"Uh, actually moving wouldn't really effect the odds since there would be no way of knowing if you were moving towards or away from an approaching patrol." Nana pointed out, making Yami drop her head since she hadn't considered that which meant her other likely didn't either.
"There's nothing on my end."
"Nothing here either."
"We don't have anything on this side either. We should soon though." Naruto placed his hand to the button on his neck, hearing Kakashi and Yamato in his ear. He whispered so that nobody other than those two heard him, and he continued to watch Yami laying on the ground.
...
*chirp-chirp chirp-chirp chi-* *crunch* Momo let out a muffled groan as Yami crushed the sound effect gadget she was playing the 'awkward cricket sound' with.
"This isn't working." Yami stated as she transformed the gag in her mouth back into a choker, before she turned the fake snakes back into her sleeves. She dusted herself off, before she stood up.
Naruto dropped from the tree and turned visible.
"Yeah, it's stupid to think that anyone would come here-" Naruto stated, before a shinobi wearing full shinobi gear walked into the same area as them. Seconds after they gave up on the plan.
Yami couldn't help the sigh that escaped her lips while Momo shook in her grasp from muffled laughter. Of course it would be just as she gave up that someone would stumble into the trap.
He and Yami looked at the shinobi, who stared at them in confusion for several seconds, and all was silent. "-told you." Naruto pointed at the ninja.
Naruto rushed towards the ninja though, the second he started to draw his sword, and he slammed his elbow into the handle. He prevented the Jonin from drawing his sword, before he elbowed him in the gut. Yami jumped towards them with her hands changed into swords, and she slashed the Jonin twice in the back while Naruto was preventing him from moving.
"Gah!"
"Uh, I don't mean to question your capture methods Yami, but won't wounds like that kill the man?" Nana asked a little squeamishly, making Yami blink before sighing once again as she resisted the urge to facepalm.
Naruto punched him in the throat, before he chopped him in the back of the neck. The Jonin went down like a sack after that, and Naruto grinned, with his hand up high in the air for Yami.
"Yeah, that was some awesome teamwork, high five Yami-chan. Now we can get the information we need from him!" Naruto saw that Yami didn't move to slap his hand. So he wiggled it lower towards her, and she looked at him for a moment.
She raised her own hand, before she lightly placed it against it, and withdrew it quickly. Naruto still put both of his hands behind his head though.
"Well at least you didn't leave him hanging. That would have been kind of rude." Mikan said with a smile.
"My other likely only did it because he would likely just keep insisting." Yami stated before raising her brow when Mikan giggled slightly and patted her back with a shake of her head.
Unnoticed to everyone, Momo discreetly took out her phone and snapped a picture of Yami's other high-fiving Naruto.
"He's going to bleed out." Yami stated, and Naruto waved a hand.
"Nah, ninja are tough, this won't... oh crap, he is bleeding out. I don't get it, it's only a couple of cuts to the back." Naruto pointed out with a paling face. Not because the ninja was dying, he didn't have much of a problem with killing other than finding it distasteful. It was more the fact that if this man died, then he would take the knowledge of how to break into the base with him.
"Yeah, you kind of goofed up on that one Yami." Mikan couldn't help but say to which said assassin finally gave in and put face to hand with an irritated groan.
"Those are usually fatal."
"I've been hit by WAY worse than that and... ooooh, that's me... Lets stop the bleeding and wake this guy up." Naruto reached down to try and help the guy.
"…Oh dear god," Nana muttered with an extremely green face as several images of Naruto's various injuries over, including but not limited to him getting stabbed through the chest with a fist of lightning and getting impaled by a plethora of ice needles.
'I never stood a chance.' Yami thought with a frown. Even if her other had managed to land a normally fatal wound by luck in her fight with Naruto, all it would've done is slow him down a bit.
"He died."
"... Crap, well, that is awhile wasted. I guess now we have to search the old fashion way. Damn, it will take way too long to search everywhere." Naruto spoke with irritation as he looked around the vastness of the forests around them. Yami stepped next to him and looked at him with a raised eyebrow.
He didn't forget, did he?
"Forget what?" Mikan asked while she, Nana, and Rito turned to Yami.
"He can clone."/"You can clone." The two blonde assassins said at the exact same time.
"I can clone!" Naruto shouted in agreement.
"He can clone." Nana muttered with a facepalm, blushing in embarrassment at forgetting that fact.
He had completely forgotten that he could clone himself and scatter the clones to look for him, the original purpose of his Shadow Clone Jutsu in the first place. He was so used to doing this kind of stuff without his clones, he mostly used clones for training and fighting, actually using them for the purpose of doing this stuff never even crossed his mind.
"Well he has the excuse of force of habit, what's yours?" Momo asked after managing to pry Yami's hair away from her mouth. Her freedom was short-lived though as Yami quickly re-gagged her with a dull look.
"Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Naruto declared as he crossed his fingers.
He didn't need an army, so he just summoned 50 clones around them, and with a snap of his fingers they scattered to the winds.
*Ping* Nana blinked in surprise when her phone went off, indicating that she'd gotten a new message. Pulling the small device out and flipping it open, her face immediately turned a deep vibrant red before she glared at Momo, who was doing her best to put up an innocent look.
Their own curiosity getting the better of them, Mikan, Yami, and Rito peeked over the animal-loving twin's shoulder, only to end up with the exact same flustered expressions.
What could leave them all so fluster? Just one sentence.
[Any girl that gets with him will sure be lucky since he's basically a walking gangbang 😉]
"You're a strange person Uzumaki Naruto-"
"Just Naruto." Naruto insisted of her, and she nodded her head. This wasn't the first time he had mentioned that to her.
"Don't even think about it." Yami said darkly as she heard Momo start to type another message on her cellphone again, making the muted pinkette roll her eyes in annoyance at being caught.
"Come on, just because my clones are looking, doesn't mean we can't look too." Naruto spoke as he looked towards the directions his clones all went. He could leave all of the work to the clones, but there was still the chance that he could be the one who found the entrance first and not a clone.
Naruto grabbed Yami's hand, and she looked at him as he smiled brightly at her.
'What?'
"Make those super pretty wings of your again, with your wings and my eyes, I bet we can find anything together." Naruto told her with what Yami was quickly learning to be his smile.
*Snip* "Damn, somebody certainly knows how to smooth talk." Momo said, the hair keeping her silent thanks to the scissors she'd snagged for ma nearby dresser. When Yami mover to bind her mouth once more though, Momo held up the scissors in a threating manner. "Don't even think about it Missy, I have several plants that cause permanent baldness."
Pausing, Yami frowned deeply as she looked for any signs of deceit in Momo's face before reluctantly allowing her hair to return back to normal.
Yami didn't know what to say, but she did make her wings anyway, and she took to the sky holding Naruto's hand and taking him with her.
Her wings?
Pretty?
"He is quite the sweet talker," Momo said with a grin as the screen blacked out once more. "He's not wrong either, those wings of yours are absolutely gorgeous."
Yami grit her teeth as yet another blush crossed her cheeks, but before she could respond verbally to the busty pinkette's teasing, the device in Lala's arms suddenly started humming and the princess snapped awake with an excited look on her face.
"Oh boy! It's ready! It's ready! It's ready!" She exclaimed excitedly while rushing to the middle of the room and setting the disk on the floor then pressing a large hidden button in the center, causing the device to unfold into a large platform roughly five feet in circumference that started glowing.
Seeing the excitement on her sister's face, Nana felt bad at what she was gonna do even though it needed to be said. "Hey Lala, look, we're all glad that you made this teleporter to get us out of here, but-"
"Get us out of here? What are you talking about?" Lala cut her little sister off with a confused tilt of her head.
"Uh… isn't that what this teleporter is for? To get us out of this room we're trapped in?" Mikan asked, getting Lala's eyes to widen in realization.
"Ooooh, that makes much more sense. Why didn't I think of that?"
"Lala, what is that doing?" Rito asked nervously as the teleporter glowed brighter and even started humming ominously.
"…Bringing someone here." Lala admitted sheepishly before the room was filled with a blinding light.
-End Chapter-
AN: So who did Lala bring to join the party? Here's a hint: It's someone from To Love Ru. Thank you for reading and please review