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Reality Viewing: Naruto the Charming Assassin Charmer

-Chapter 11-

"You have a microwave under your bed," Mikan stated dully as she and the others watched Momo popping a bag of popcorn with said machine peeking out from the side of the bed frame. "Why do you have a microwave under your bed?"

"Because why not," Momo said with a grin that widened once her buttery treat was done popping. Tentatively pulling the bag out, the busty twin tore it open and gave the steam rising out an appreciative whiff before hopping back into her seat right as the screen finished buffering. "Sweet, just in time."

Girlfriend.

Kiba had a hard time believing that the oblivious Naruto of all people would get himself a girlfriend.

"Hmm, bit on the gruffy side for my taste but not bad, three and a half out of five." Momo said, holding up a sign she got from her nightstand while looking the feral-looking boy a look over.

"Ah, such a cute doggy." Lala gushed when Kiba's profile popped up with a picture of him and Akamaru.

Even as he heard the rumors that were quickly spreading around Konoha, it was hard for the young man to believe that Naruto had some secret girlfriend. After all, Naruto was an open book who didn't really care to keep secrets. They would all be pretty shitty friends if they didn't even know that Naruto was in love with a girl.

"From what I've seen, if you guys were actually dating he would probably be running around introducing you to everybody and showing off how badass he thought you were rather than keeping secret." Nana said with an amused eyeroll.

"Yeah, I could definitely see him doing that." Mikan said as a giggle slipped passed her lips when her brain conjured up an image of that happening.

"Agreed." Yami muttered with a short nod, the tiniest of smiles on her lips when she pictured that same thing.

"Yeah, I don't believe it." Kiba denied Sakura with a wave of his hand.

"It's not a lie, they went to the hot springs together, and they're about to go on a lunch date. Come on, don't you think it would be fun to spy on them?" Sakura really needed Kiba's nose so that they could track Naruto better, since Hinata had passed out and was still out cold.

"Say yes, say yes, say yes." Momo chanted with a mischievous grin.

'Say no, say no, say no.' Yami silently demanded while fixing Kiba with a fierce stare.

"Actually, where is Akamaru?" Sakura noted that Kiba's canine partner was nowhere to be seen, which was odd since they went everywhere together.

Seeing one without the other was really rare.

"Like Lala and her inventions… or Rito with his clumsiness." Mikan said while sending the still unconscious boy a dull look as she remembered the many, MANY, times his clumsy nature got him into some form of trouble.

Kiba waved her off.

"Akamaru is relaxing at home, that whole Akatsuki fiasco really tired him out. Isn't that right Shino?" Kiba asked the quiet bug user next to him.

"…I don't know if I should be grossed out or amazed." Momo said when Shino's profile popped up with a detailed explanation of his symbiotic relationship with insects.

"Both." Nana and Sephie said at the same time while shivering in sync. The former may like all kinds of animals but having them living inside of her was one step too far in her opinion.

"Crawling under your skin, growing, eating, multiplying…" Mikan couldn't even finish her sentence as she shuddered heavily while Lala hugged her for comfort.

The only one not freaked out was Yami, though if you looked veeeeeeery closely, you could see a slight tremble in the blonde's hands.

The two of them were hanging out, mostly because Shino would throw himself a pity party if he didn't get invited to some things at least sometimes.

"Aw, that's nice that he's looking after his friend." Lala said with a slightly wobbly smile, her kind nature conflicting with her disgust towards Shino's bugs.

Shino looked at Sakura.

"I believe you, but I see no reason why we need to get involved. Why? Because what Naruto does with a girl is none of our business." Shino stated his belief in her story, but also his own reluctance to step in and do anything.

"Blunt, straightforward, and monotone, well Yami looks like we just found another relative of yours." Momo said jokingly, earning a sour look from the transforming assassin while Nana, Sephie, and Mikan giggled.

It didn't matter to him if Naruto dated somebody, though he was a little upset that Naruto wasn't dating his own teammate Hinata. That being thought, Naruto was his own man, and he didn't have to date a person just because they had feelings for him.

"Still gotta feel bad for her though, she seems like a really sweet girl." Sephie said with a sympathetic sigh.

"You know what they say mom, loves a battlefield. You can't hesitate or someone else will beat you to the strike." Momo stated, getting the eldest pinkette to nod in agreement.

'We're not even dating yet.' Yami thought, her brow twitching in annoyance as she stared at the chatting mother-daughter duo.

Sakura sighed in annoyance and touched a palm to her head, because the rumor mill had been turning full speed. At the moment, the news that Naruto had a secret girlfriend was spreading around all of the civilians in Konoha. The ninja were hearing it too, but most of them knew that other ninja preferred to keep their personal affairs private.

"Really, why would they do that?" Lala asked, her head tilting to the side in confusion.

"Most likely so they don't want to draw attention towards their significant other from any enemies they'd made during their careers and such." Mikan explained to the bubbly princess.

"Oh, okay."

As Naruto's friends though, they were allowed to snoop into his personal life.

"She's really cute, I mean, Naruto dating a cute girl. Don't tell me you aren't interested in how THAT happened?" Sakura really wanted their help, it would seem.

"Well, he's hot, kind-hearted, forgiving, hot, strong, charitable, hot, understanding, helpful, hot, energetic, honest, oh and did I mention really, really hot," Momo listed off with a grin. "The only cons so far are the monster in his belly and his inexperience in love related subjects, the latter of which I'm sure Yami could fix up really fast."

Blushing lightly at what the busty twin was implying, Yami turned away with an irritated huff "Ecchi-baka."

Kiba shrugged.

"Dude's got a good personality, and he's really strong. It's not really hard to think he would find a cute girl to like him, I mean, Hinata digs him." Kiba deadpanned at Sakura. There were a few cute girls that he could name that liked Naruto, so he didn't see the big deal in another cutie liking the blond haired fool.

"…Damn," Momo muttered as pictures of all the girls interested in Naruto popped up. "And here I thought you'd have competition with Hinata, must be daunting huh Yami?" Not getting any reaction from the transforming blonde, the plant user pouted slightly before rubbing her chin in thought with a small devious grin.

Sakura looked at Shino.

...

"Naruto's actually very attractive, if it weren't for the Kyuubi, I'm sure he would have had a girlfriend a long time ago. Why? Because-"

"Yeah, yeah, I don't need the reason why." Sakura made a waving motion with her arm, denying Shino the ability to explain his reasons once more.

Hopefully Tenten was having better luck.

"Given the trend I'm sensing, she's probably not." Mikan stated confidently.

-With Tenten-

"Come ON guys, don't tell me you aren't even slightly interested in this... at all!? I mean, this is Naruto we are talking about. He's about as nuts for training as you are Lee, no offense." Tenten raised her hands up when she realized she could have been a little offensive.

"You know it's funny, whenever someone says that it usually ends up making the other person even more offended." Nana said with most of the girls nodding in agreement.

Her own teammates weren't exactly getting just how amazing the situation was.

Naruto, with a girlfriend, who he was having sex with. If that wasn't something that they needed to spy on, to see if this girl was good enough for him obviously, then they weren't doing their jobs as good friends.

"Suuuuure, that's so the reason, it's totally not that she wants to see the dirty deed done with her own eyes," Momo drawled out sarcastically with a wide grin. "She so doesn't want to find out if Yami's a top or bottom, moaner or squealer, quickie or all-nighter…"

With each comparison the busty twin listed three things happened, Sephie, Mikan, and Nana turned bright red from blushes, Lala tilted her head in confusion, and Yami's eyebrow started twitching as several veins bulged on her forehead.

"Uhhh, my head," Rito groaned as he regained consciousness and slowly sat up next to a still chatting Momo, not catching what she was saying as his brain restarted. "What happ-" *BAM*

"Ooooooooh…" Sephie, Nana, Lala, and Mikan hissed in sympathy as Momo and Rito were smashed against the wall by a massive fist of hair.

"Ecchi-baka," Yami grumbled while her hair retracted and turned back to normal, allowing the duo to slowly slide to the ground with pained groans. "…Sorry Rito."

"I never thought I'd say this," Mikan muttered as she stared at her brother's downed form, or more specifically his head which was firmly squished between the busty twin's breasts until Lala scooped the boy up into her arms, the lobes of flesh having stopped his head from being flattened. "But thank god for Momo's boobs."

"Well there had to be some use for those stupid balls of fat, might as well be as airbags." Nana said a shrug while sending a not-so-discreet jealous glare at her twins chest as Sephie moved the groaning girl onto her lap.

"... He didn't tell us though, we should respect his privacy as fellow men. I'm sure Naruto-kun will introduce us to his lover when he feels comfortable." Lee spoke as he did what seemed like his 900th pushup of the work out session.

"Dang, that is one dedicated fellow." Mikan said as Lee popped up on screen doing pushups, with a counter on the side, without even a single drop of sweat on him.

Tenten palmed her head.

Rock Lee was easy to get excited, but she forgot that he was also a very honorable man at heart. While the boy would love to go and spy on Naruto, he wasn't the type to do it. He would respect Naruto's right to privacy, while giving obvious hints that he knew about the relationship and supported it... all while trying to be discrete, but without actually being discrete.

"Hmm, he sounds like a nice young man." Sephie said, a soft smile on her lips while she gently rubbed Momo's head, who could do nothing but pout thanks to the duck-tape wrapped around her mouth curtesy of Nana.

She looked at Neji.

"... Come on Neji, Naruto really respects you, like a lot. Don't you want to return the favor and make sure his girlfriend is a good match for him?" Tenten knew how much Neji respected Naruto, and how he admired his younger friend. If there was anyone she could count on to help her, then it would be Neji.

"And she just jinxed herself." Mikan said with an eyeroll.

Neji raised an eyebrow.

"Naruto's a better judge of character than any of us. He even helped me change myself for the better. If he loves this girl, I'm sure there is something special about her. After all, when it comes to people... his eyes are even better than mine." Neji closed his eyes and smiled.

"…Seriously, eyes with x-ray and full 360 vision?" Nana asked in disbelief as the explanation for the Byakugan popped up along with Neji's profile, reflexively covering herself as she read. "Talk about a perverts dream come true."

"I don't think it work likes that," Mikan muttered despite doing the same thing as well. "But it certainly gets the point across on how much he trusts Naruto's decision."

"No kidding."

"Mmmph! Mmmph mmm mph!" Momo tried to say something as she made a bunch of odd gesturing motions, but nobody could understand a single word thanks to the tape around her mouth. After a few moments of this, she gained an irritated expression and with a single smooth motion ripped the adhesive material off.

"YEOUCH! I bet Hinata used that to peep on Naruto and that's why she's so infatuated with him!" The busty pinkette said extremely fast before flopping onto her mother's lap and cradling her rapidly reddening lips while everyone else burst into bright blushes for the umpteenth time at what she was implying.

Even when he was lost in darkness and self-pity, it was Naruto who pulled him out of his shell, and showed him a world of light to enjoy. Naruto saw something inside of him that even he didn't know was there.

This girl must truly be something special if she had captured Naruto's heart, and though Neji was saddened by the fact Hinata didn't get with Naruto, he was still happy for Naruto as his friend. He saw no reason to want to try and mess with the relationship, not when all he wanted for was his friend to be happy.

'Naruto certainly knows how to make a good impression on someone.' Sephie thought with a soft smile. 'I hope we can actually meet this young man in person somehow, I have a feeling that we'd get along quite well with each-other.'

"Gah! You guy's are SO unhelpful! They're having sex, that means it will only be a matter of time before Naruto had kids with this girl!" Tenten shouted out in frustration.

This was important!

"Yami-chan is gonna have babies!? Do you think she'll have boys or girls? Oooh I hope it's both!" Lala exclaimed with sparkles in her eyes, her brain filled with mental images of blonde babies with whiskered cheeks.

"I am not having a baby." Yami muttered quietly while sending Lala an exasperated look as the bubbly princess kept going, now listing off various possible baby names.

'Well... there was the priestess... Shion, who offered Naruto sex... Actually, I don't know if she and Naruto...' Neji vaguely remembered the priestess who offered to carry Naruto's babies, so that she could pass on her powers to the next generation. The girl had been quite infatuated with the blond ninja, and Naruto did promise to help her.

"Sorry Yami, looks like your other won't get Naruto's V-card after all." Momo said with a cheeky grin as she carefully applied a glossy salve to her lips that helped the swelling and tenderness.

"They are not going to-"

"Just give it up Yami, we both know that no matter what we do she's just gonna keep going." Mikan cut Yami off while placing a hand on the transforming blonde's shoulder and shaking her head. Not saying anything in response, Yami simply sent Momo one last scathing glare before settling back in her seat.

It wouldn't surprise Neji if Naruto actually did have sex with her. "... This girl, is she blonde, with a slim figure, and..." Neji couldn't say it out loud, so he gestured to his chest.

"She's blonde, and she has a petite frame... she has really nice thighs and legs though... but she isn't that huge in the bust. She's got around my size, but a little bigger."

"Wonder how pissed she'd be if she found out Yami can make her bust as big or small as she wants." Momo muttered with a giggle, earning herself a gentle bop on the head from her mother despite the woman laughing a bit herself.

Meanwhile, Nana huffed under her breath with a raised nose and her arms crossed over her chest. She wasn't jealous, not at all, no way. Unable to help herself, the petite twin glanced at Yami's chest, envy clear in her eyes before quickly going back to her totally not pouting.

Tenten didn't have a problem understanding Neji's meaning at all. She knew her teammate was as shy towards the sexual end of things as they came.

"Not surprising, it's usually the stoic ones who get embarrassed the easiest, even if you can't really tell most of the time." Mikan said while discreetly sending Yami a knowing look.

Lee and Neji shared looks.

Other than the blonde hair, that didn't sound like Shion to them.

"Nope, just the badass-est, kickass-est, and great-assed assassin of the universe, Yami-chan." Momo stated dramatically while gesturing to Yami with a flourish, earning several dry glares from said blonde, Mikan, and Nana, a giggle from Sephie, and a nod of agreement from Lala.

-With Kurenai-

"So, Shikamaru, did you hear the rumor floating around?"

Kurenai asked the younger man as he helped her water her flowers, she had went outside the walls of the village, and picked some more for her window garden. Seeing as she was 8 months pregnant, she was sitting down on her couch and looking out the window.

"Aww, mama ninja!" Lala gushed upon Kurenai appearing on screen, the woman staring out a window while gently rubbing her swollen belly. "I wonder if it's a boy or girl. Oooh, maybe it's twins or even triplets!"

"Well mom, I don't think you need to worry about not having grandchildren because I'm pretty sure Lala's gonna have as many kids as she physically can." Momo said as Lala went into another baby rant.

"Yeah, she'll be a great mother one day." Sephie said with a smile.

She had two young men, Shikamaru and Choji, both helping her out at the moment.

"That guy looks like he's ready to fall asleep at a moment's notice." Nana said while staring at Shikamaru, who had his iconic bored lazy expression on.

'Two young men tending to her every need, ah the benefits of being pregnant.' Momo thought with a giggle.

"Rumor?" Shikamaru asked.

He didn't really pay attention to rumors.

"Nobody should, but most do anyway." Mikan said with a sigh. While it is true that some rumors hold a grain of truth to them, the majority of the time they were just a bunch of nonsense that someone made up generally because they saw something out of context or wanted to ruin someone else's reputation.

"I think she's talking about the one about the BBQ place reopening soon, that rumor made me really happy. Are you craving BBQ Kurenai-sensei?" Choji asked her, interrupting her before she could answer Shikamaru.

She laughed a little under her breath, though since it was mentioned she did kind of want to go get BBQ now.

"Ahhh pregnancy cravings, they can strike whenever, wherever, and you never know what it'll be you want." Sephie said, a nostalgic smile on her lips as she rubbed her stomach.

"Before I came here, I was helping my Dad. I didn't really talk to anyone today. It's usually a drag to listen to rumors anyway." Shikamaru shrugged his shoulders, not really caring about the rumors of the civilians all that much.

"Jeez, even him talking sounds like he's only putting the bare amount of effort into it." Nana said dully.

He watched as Kurenai got to her feet at a sedate pace, before she walked over to the window and smelled the flowers.

"Our resident knucklehead seems to have gotten himself a secret girlfriend. They were seen going into the hot springs together, and some people said they were even talking about their private life. I don't have much to do right now, so I was just kind of listening in on other's conversations as I walked around today." Kurenai smiled as she looked up at the sky.

"Can't blame her for that, there not a lot you can do to pass the time when you're pregnant after all," Sephie said with a nod. "I'm lucky that I had intergalactic cable to help me pass the time or I'd probably have gone stir crazy when I was having you three."

"Is that how you got so into those cheesy drama shows you're always watching?" Nana asked with a raised brow, getting the eldest pinkette to nod.

She was happy for the blond.

She knew how great it was to find somebody who made you happy, even though she lost the one she loved, she still fondly recalled her memories of him. To know that Konoha's hero had found himself somebody to love was good news.

"It was only a matter of time honestly, with how many girls apparently want a piece of him I'm pretty sure at this point the only reason that boy is single still was due to how dense he is." Mikan said with an amused shake of her head.

"... I feel sorry for Hinata." Choji seemed saddened for the girl.

Kurenai frowned.

"So do I, I was really rooting for her... sadly, love is like a battlefield. There are always going to be winner and losers. I'm still rooting for her, not all relationships work out. What do you think Shikamaru?" Kurenai asked the local genius, and he shrugged.

"Yaruto for life!" Momo exclaimed while waving a little flag that had a picture of Naruto and Yami in a heart on it.

…

"…Where did you get that?" Mikan asked what everyone was thinking after several moments of silence.

"From my bed." Momo said with a grin, scoochign slightly to the side and moving the comforter and sheets underneath her to reveal that the frame of her bed had what appeared to be a printer built into it.

"Oooh, fabu-fabric-kun, I totally forgot about that." Lala said happily while everyone aside from Momo and Nana gained alarmed expressions and started inching away.

Seeing their reactions, Nana waved her hand dismissively and said. "Relax guys, this is a refined version made by the R&D department, totally safe."

"Oh, okay, so what does it do?" Mikan asked curiously as everyone settled down.

"To put simply, it prints almost any fabric you want on command, and it even does clothing," Momo said, typing in a few commands as she spoke, causing a simply t-shirt with the same image as her flag to appear. "What'cha think? Pretty neat huh?"

Frowning in annoyance at this, Yami started to form blades with her hair in order to shred the article of clothing to shreds, only to end up stopping when Lala grabbed it first with a squeal.

"Oh, this is so cute!" The bubbly princess exclaimed, throwing off her robe without a care that she was buck naked underneath and slipping the shirt on. Thankfully it was large enough to fit without issue, however due to Lala's bust stretching out the front more than a little bit, the images of Naruto and Yami ended up looking like they were smooching with each-other, much to Yami's chagrin. "How do I look?"

"Great Lala, it looks perfect on you." Momo said with a thumbs up, making Lala beam happily, before the busty twin turned her attention to everyone else while her bubbly sister put her robe back on. "Anyone else want one?"

"Well, they are cute." Sephie said while raising a hand, causing Yami to sigh in defeat as Momo printed out two more shirts, one for her mother and the other for herself. Her only saving grace was that nobody else got one, though that did little to alleviate her annoyance or embarrassment.

"Women are too troublesome. I'll never understand them. Hopefully, it isn't just some girl who likes him because he's famous." Shikamaru would hate to have to try and convince Naruto to leave this girl, because of her using him.

"I'd normally call him sexist for saying something like that, but he seems like the guy who finds anything that involves effort of any kind to be troublesome." Mikan said with a frown, mildly offended by the Nara's statement, with everyone else nodding in agreement. Admittedly though, if it wasn't for the added concern for his friend she would have probably been much more insulted by his callous words.

Kurenai laughed when he mentioned his thoughts on women, mature enough to know that he didn't really mean those words, and if he did it wasn't because he hated women.

He just found everything troublesome.

"Yep, you called it." Nana said with a roll of her eyes while Mikan giggled under her breath.

"We should spy on them!" Choji declared.

...

"I don't like him." "I like him." Yami and Momo said at the exact same time, prompting the transforming blonde to glare at the busty twin in irritation once more.

"That's too much effort. Wouldn't you gather get some BBQ?" Shikamaru asked Choji with a knowing smile when two stomachs rumbled. Both of the boys looked at the pregnant woman, who smiled with red cheeks.

"That sounds good right now to me too."

"Oh come on people!" Momo groaned in annoyance. Why did these people keep passing up on such a golden opportunity and ruining her chances for more teasing material? Granted she already had a mountains worth by now, but it's the thought dammit!

-With Kakashi-

"Have you found anything Inoichi?" Kakashi asked as he looked at Kabuto's incased body, with Inoichi placing a hand on the corpse's forehead.

"Ewwww…" Rito muttered with a shutter.

"Agreed." Mikan mumbled, gagging slightly at the sight.

In the room with them were several other ninja, including the man's own daughter Ino, though she had been sworn to not reveal anything that she heard here. She was helping him use his jutsu at the moment, because it was so much harder to go through the memories of a corpse. So Ino was currently using her medical ninjutsu to keep Kabuto's brain as active as she could, healing it, so that he could look into the memories.

'Hmm, so that's how they do it.' Yami thought as a more detailed explanation appeared on screen for a few moments, quickly jotting the information down for later.

"Huh, that kind of sounds like Mea's Psycho-dive." Nana said with a tilted head.

"I've found plenty, and most of it's pretty disturbing. I'm sending you the bills when I got to a therapist later. This man has seen and done some disturbing things, to himself and others." Inoichi was a little more pale than usual.

"I mean, he is Kabuto."

Ino's comment was noted.

"Don't ask, you really do not want to know." Everyone said to Sephie at once when the woman opened her mouth to ask something, causing her to slowly close her mouth with a nod.

"That said... It would seem the Akatsuki member with the orange mask... is planning on stealing Pain... Nagato's Rinnegan eyes in about a month. He's also been gathering an incredible army of things called... White Zetsu. I have the location of the army... but... we're going to need a lot of help to take down an army of this size." Inoichi was very unsure of what to say to Kakashi. There was no doubt that war was on it's way if they didn't do something soon, like contacting the other Kage from the other villages.

Kabuto had discovered the true leader of the Akatsuki, and his plans to declare war on all of the villages, which was disturbing.

"Well on the plus side, now that they know this they can stop the war before it happens or something, right?" Nana asked, her question directed towards her mother, given her experience as a diplomat.

"Hopefully, though it depends on how accurate the information is, how they use it, and how prepared this orange-masked man is." Sephie said with a shrug.

Kakashi narrowed his eyes.

"Naruto isn't going to like that. Naruto and I will go and speak with Konan, she will know where the Rinnegan is. With any luck, she will let us seal away or destroy the eyes before they can be used." Kakashi had a simple solution to that problem. Destroy the eyes, though using them for their own purposes was great for military power, destroying them was the best bet for the long run.

"Well that's smart and all since those things are too dangerous to just leave lying around, why don't they just use them for themselves?" Momo asked with a raised brow. Sure it would be weird having another dude's eyes in your noggin but she was pretty sure the super badass abilities they came with would make up for it.

Anyway, if his own sharingan took so much power, the only person in the village strong enough to use those eyes was Naruto.

Naruto would never be the type of person to take the eyes of somebody who died for a noble reason, once and enemy or not, and implant them into himself. The blond wasn't a greedy ninja, who sought the power of others.

"Oh… okay that makes sense."

"Still, I would like to keep looking though Kabuto's memories some more. These are just some of his most recent memories. If I dig deeper, we may learn even more good info." Inoichi shivered when he thought about going back in there.

Kakashi placed a hand on his shoulders.

...

"I'll pay for your therapist."

"He'll need it." Nana muttered as everyone aside from Sephie nodded in agreement, who was honestly quite happy not knowing if their reactions were anything to go by.

"Holy shit guys, guess what I just learned! Naruto, the little brat, found himself and honest to goodness FUCK BUDDY!"

The door shot open, and Anko came running in with a red face, out of breath after running for who knows how long.

"Pffffft BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Momo burst out in laughter upon hearing this statement, doubling over as her whole body shook. Meanwhile, everyone else in the room were imitating tomatoes, completely caught off guard from the sudden crude exclamation from the scantily clad ninja.

With Kabuto dead, she had been called back to the village from her mission to track him. As she was passing through the gates, she had heard the guards talking about Naruto's secret girlfriend, and she had to share that information with as many people as possible.

"Naruto has a girlfriend!? Why am I only now hearing about this!? Sorry Dad, but Naruto having a lover is gossip I can NOT afford to miss out on! I've got to go and tell Sakura, she is going to freak out!" Ino got up and started to run towards the door. Kabuto was dead, and it wasn't like there weren't other medical ninja able to help out. But gossip about Naruto dating was something she needed to find out while it was fresh, before the story got anymore twisted than the truth.

"Finally! Somebody gets it at last!" Momo exclaimed as her laughter died down, her face red and breathing heavy.

'Uuugh, just when I thought the worst of it was over.' Yami thought with a groan

Anko nodded her head.

"Ino!"

'Girlfriend? Naruto... oh, she's talking about Yami... well, I'm keeping my hand out of this cookie jar. I'll let Naruto clear this misunderstanding up.' Kakashi realized right away what was going on, and who the rumor was started about. At the same time, he wasn't going to be the one to clear this all up, even though he could do it.

Naruto more than likely made this mess, so he was going to clean it up.

"Awww come on!" Momo yelled when the screen went into buffering mode all of a sudden. "Go back! It was just starting to get good again!"

"Relax Momo, you can wait a few minutes for the screen to finish buffering." Sephie said while gently bopping her daughter on the head, while inwardly sighing in relief at the break they were given. She wasn't the only one either as almost everyone else was doing something to distract themselves from the recent surprise.

Not responding to what Sephie said, Momo just crossed her arms and huffed with a pout on her face as she snuggled further into her mother's lap.

However, a few moments later the plant-loving girl was snapped from her little pity party when a scythe blade suddenly popped out of nowhere in front of the TV, causing everyone to jump in surprise. With a single clean swipe, the blade descended wit ha soft slicing sound, creating a tear in space from which Naruto SKU stepped out of with his usual emotionless expression and scythe in hand.

"Oooh, it's little Naruto! Hi little Naruto!" Lala said happily while waving at the necromancer.

Hello Lala Naruto SKU 'said' with his notepad, the portal behind him snapping shut without a sound as he wrote.

"Necromancer-sama, it's a pleasure to see you again as always," Sephie said, quickly standing up and bowing towards the child-looking being in respect. "But may I ask why you've come here again?"

Nodding, Naruto SKU flipped his notepad to a new page and quickly scribbled down a response that he held out for everyone to see.

The readers are growing impatient so I am here to hasten things along

"Readers?" Nana muttered questioningly as she and everyone else gained extremely confused expressions. "What do you mean by-"

*Shhhht* "Whaaaa!" *Thump*

The petite pinkette was cut off mid-sentence when the young-looking necromancer swung his scythe, causing a portal in the air from which a young girl with braided red hair and an outfit similar to Yami's fell out of with a surprised yelp.

"What the heck just happened? And where am I?" The redhead asked as she sat up, confusion and concern written all over her face while her hair transformed into a cannon that was ready to fire until her gaze settled on the group. "Nana? Yami? Guys?"

"Hey Mea, welcome to my bedroom," Nana said with an awkward wave before snapping her attention towards Naruto SKU when he suddenly pointed the end of his scythe towards Rito, a small slip of paper falling off the tip of the blade and onto the now heavily sweating boy's lap.

I'm coming to collect your luck later

Before anyone could react to, the white-haired boy pulled the weapon back and used it to create another tear directly beneath him that he promptly vanished into, leaving a stunned silence in his wake.

…

"…What just happened?" Mea asked Nana after a bit.

"It's a looooong story."

-End Chapter-