Hey, guys. [girlfriendoftheauthor] and Big Diesel here. Lately, my boyfriend and I have been expanding our horizons in different genres. One of which is humor. So, for this particular chapter for the series, The Unscripted Humor of My Hero Academia, we were going to put shorts in a short story. So a short story in a short story. So, in this particular chapter, we will call these Shorts in Shorts. We will feature small short stories featuring our lovable characters. Like we have said, this is new, so work with us. We do plan to work on our other stories soon. Real life is getting to us with my being in school and his returning to teach. So, enjoy! God bless!

Short Story #1

Izuku Midoriya and Katsuki Bakugou were playing in the playground at school. Izuku noticed that Katsuki was wearing a brand new watch. Being a curious Izuku, he decided to ask Katsuki a question.

"Hey, Kacchan. Nice watch," said Izuku.

"Thanks," answered Katsuki. "A Rolex to be exact."

"Did you get it for your birthday," he asked him.

He shook his head in disagreement. "No," replied Katsuki.

"A Christmas gift?"

"Nope."

Puzzled, Izuku asked. "You didn't steal it, did you?"

"What do you think I am, Icchan?"

"So, where did you get it from?"

Katsuki motioned Izuku to come closer so there weren't any prying ears. "Last evening, I watched my parents 'bumping uglies' in their room." He patted Izuku on his back. "Mom gave me the watch so I can get lost."

Izuku was simultaneously impressed and envious of Katsuki's plan of getting a watch. So, Izuku decided to get a watch for himself.

He decided to wait for tonight when his parents were going to make love. His father just returned from overseas and knew that his father would be interested in lovemaking with his wife. Izuku knew his father kept a collection of watches. So, he waited outside of their bedroom until he heard the sound of his parents' moans.

It wasn't until an hour later when he heard the unmistakable noises. His parents were making love. Ready for action, he rushed himself in the room. To his astonishing surprise, he saw his mother mounting his father with a strap-on.

"Okaa-san? Otou-san?"

"Izuku, what in the hell are you in here," barked his mother.

Surprised and shocked, he focused on the matter at hand. "I wanna watch."

The stunned mother and father looked at each other before returning their sights on their son.

"Honey, he is at that age when he is curious," she told her husband.

Izuku's father sighed. "Okay, you can watch. Just sit in the corner and don't say a word."

Short Story #2

Masaru and Mitsuki Bakugou was going through some tough times. A scandal involving Masaru caused a halt in his job in the fashion industry. He was forced to resign from his position. With his reputation lingering on a thread, no one would hire him. And of course, it was the same for Mitsuki as she shared the Bakugou name and image.

Their finances were liquidated and assets were frozen. Because of their home belonging to Masaru's job, they were forced to vacate. Now, the couple and their son were living in a studio apartment.

In a matter of weeks, they went from riches to rags.

Tonight wasn't any exception. Masaru spent the last of their funds in an attempt to earn some money through mahjong. He returned home in defeat. The look was returned as his wife came to comfort her dejected husband.

As they held hands, Mitsuki reminded him of the last resort to earn some quick cash. Masaru didn't like it, but seeing the look on his wife and son's eyes, he knew that by any means, they do what they have to do.

Later that night, Masaru was able to find clothing suitable enough for Mitsuki to wear as they ventured into the streets.

Mitsuki became a temptress of the night.

It wasn't an easy decision, but Mitsuki had the looks and the guile to seduce an unsuspecting person.

Masaru gave his wife a kiss as he dropped her off on a corner. It wasn't the best part of town, but he was guaranteed that his wife can make some money. He drove off and waited at a diner. She would signal him by text to confirm when the job was done.

It was near six in the morning when Masaru got the text from Mitsuki that she was done. He left the diner and met her at a park. Mitsuki entered the car. She kissed her husband. As they broke the kiss, he observed that her hair was in a mess. Her make-up was smudged. He stroked her cheek, seeing her red eyes meant that she needed some rest.

"Alright, baby," she told him. "I have $50.50 on us. That should hold us that until your unemployment check comes at the end of the week."

He wasn't happy about using his wife, but funds were funds. Yet again, he was puzzled on the part of the half-dollar. He has to ask, he thought.

"Sweetheart, who in the world would give you fifty cents?"

"Well, sweetie. All of them!"

Short Story #3

Archvillain All for One escaped from the maximum security prison after spending a few years of crimes against humanity. That night, while he was on the run, he happened to stumble into a home. The home belonged to the Todoroki family.

Holding them at gunpoint, he tied the family and placed them in their respective rooms. In the bedroom of Enji and Rei Todoroki, he tied Enji to a chair on one side of the room and tied Rei to the bed.

All For One had a desperate look, displaying grimace toward Enji before looking at Enji's wife. All For One smiled as he approached the subdued Rei. Enji gritted his teeth in anger as he saw All For One inhaling his wife's scent by kissing her neck. Rei shivered, but there was nothing that Enji could do. He had to sit still and take it.

All For One finished. He still cracked a smile toward Enji. He left Rei alone and left the room. However, he didn't leave the home. He heard the sound of him being in the bathroom. What reason was the convict in their bathroom, Enji fearfully didn't want to know.

As soon as he could, Enji made his way to his wife. Dragging his chair in the process, he put his head against the bed, showing his wife that he was there.

"Sweetheart. Sweetheart, I am here," said Enji.

Rei couldn't touch her husband but nodded at him. "I know, baby."

Enji tried not to cry. A quality he didn't know existed. Moments of regret entered his mind. The mistakes he made as a husband and the mistreatment and abuse of his family. "I don't think he would touch the kids. I know he has it out for us." He took a breath. "Baby, I am afraid that he might do things to you and will forcefully make me watch. I saw the bastard kissing you and that makes me sick to my stomach. I know I haven't been a perfect husband, but by God, I promise I will make it up to you."

"I know you will, baby. But-"

"Sorry, sweetie. Let me finish. This man might want to rape you. Just cooperate and give him what he wants. If he wants to make love, then do it. Whatever you have to do to not piss him off. I promise you, I will love you no matter what." He blew her a kiss. "Stay strong and I love you."

Rei displayed a smile. "Darling Enji, I love you so much! I am glad that you are finally opening up to your feelings."

"I promise I will do better. If we get out of this."

"Relax, dear. You're right about this. He won't touch the kids. That wasn't what he wanted to do."

"He won't touch them?"

"No, sweetie. Plus, he didn't want them to see what's next."

"About what he would do to us?"

"He wasn't kissing me. He was whispering in my ear to say that I have a handsome husband."

He raised his eyebrow in shock. "Handsome, you say?"

"Yes, love. He asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom." Her eyes were watery. "I am so happy, love, that you care about me."

"Vaseline, you say?"

"Yes, dear. So, stay strong for me. I love you, too!"

Short Story #4

Izuku just returned from school when he passed by his mother's bedroom. Izuku saw his mother lying on her bed naked. Izuku was stunned as he saw his mother was touching herself. She grabbed her tits, pinching and hissing at every touch. He kept watching as she moaned.

"Izuku," she moaned. "I want Izuku."

The teen didn't think anything of it. He shrugged his shoulders and went on with his business.

That evening, he woke up from his slumber. He left the room to get a glass of water. As he passed by his mother's bedroom, he saw his mother doing the same thing earlier in the afternoon.

"Icchan," she purred. "Icchan, Izuku, baby. I need you. I need you."

Once again, the young teen didn't think of it. He took his glass of water and went to bed.

During the next couple of months, he saw doing the same routine twice a day. It wasn't until one evening when he stumbled onto her bedroom. When his mother saw him, she had hungry eyes. Without a second to spare, she grabbed Izuku and had her way with him.

Izuku was shocked but surprised by the pleasure. When they were done, they lied in bed. She held him tightly. "Thank you for making my dreams come true. I really wished for this."

Izuku raised his eyebrow. "So, by doing this, you get what you want?"

"Yes, darling."

Immediately, Izuku left his mother's bedroom and headed to his. He took off his clothes and threw himself on his bed. He started to touch himself and moaned, "Ohh! I want a quirk! I want a quirk!"

Short Story #5

Fuyumi and Shouto Todoroki went inside of the grocery store. Fuyumi was a fifth grader whereas Shouto was still in kindergarten. Fuyumi held her brother's head as they went to the toiletry aisle. She found what she needed, a box of tampons. She grabbed a box from the shelf and took it to the register.

As they approached the cashier with their item, the cashier politely asked, "Oh, purchasing tampons for your okaa-san? That is sweet of you."

Fuyumi shook her head in disagreement. "No, ma'am. These aren't for my mother."

The cashier responded, "Well, they must be for you."

Fuyumi shook her head in disagreement. "No, ma'am. They aren't for me either."

The cashier was curious. The girl looked old enough to use them and the tampons weren't for her mother. "So, if it isn't for your mother and not for you, then who?"

Fuyumi pointed at her brother, Shouto. "They are actually for my little brother."

The cashier was surprised but curious. "What reason would a little boy need tampons?"

Fuyumi explained to the cashier. "On TV, they said that if you wear these, you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can't do either of them."

"Really?"

"Yes, ma'am. Plus, my otou-san also said he needs it since he keeps being a little pussy, wherever that means."

Short Story #6

It was a typical afternoon at the playground as Izuku, Shouto, and Katsuki were playing in the sandbox. It was Katsuki that gave Izuku his attention when he noticed Izuku's father's car passing the playground and headed into the woods.

Curious, Izuku and his friends followed his father in the woods where he saw his father and Katsuki's mother in a passionate embrace.

The boys ran out of the woods. Katsuki told Izuku to not talk about what they have seen.

The problem was that eight-year-old Izuku Midoriya couldn't keep secrets.

He ran home to his mother to tell her what he had seen in the woods. "Okaa-san, okaa-san. Earlier, I was in the woods and I saw otou-san and-"

His mother, Inko, grabbed him and put him on his lap. "First, slow down, sweetheart. Second, not a hug and a kiss?"

Izuku hugged and kissed his mother before trying to explain what he saw. "Okay, try again, sweetie."

Izuku explained to his mother. "Well, I was at the playground when I saw otou-san go with Auntie Mitsuki into the woods. My friends and I went to look and he was giving Auntie Mitsuki a big kiss."

Inko frowned. "Okay, dear. What else happened?"

"I saw him turn her around and took off her shirt. They were panting loudly. It was hot outside so I think they were cooling off."

"What else they did, honey?"

"They kissed once again. Auntie took off his pants. Then, he grabbed her and put her on the hood of the car. Then, they began wrestling."

Inko held onto Izuku tightly. "All right, dear. Say no more. I want you to save it for Daddy when he gets home." She bit her lip. "I want to see your father's surprised face when you tell it tonight." She reached for the phonebook. "In fact, let's make tonight special, Icchan. Care to go out tonight?"

Later that night, the Midoriya family were at a pizzeria. It was there where the excited Izuku repeated the story in front of his parents.

Inko had an agitated smile. His father was getting paler by the minute.

Izuku took a bite of his pizza. "So, I saw otou-san and Auntie Mitsuki wrestling. It kind of reminded me of you, Mommy when Uncle Toshi used to come over when otou-san was out of town."

The next day, the Midoriyas visited a marriage counselor. Neither of them further discussed the incident. They decided to call it even.