Another Short Stories in Short Stories. Some original, some came from word of mouth. Nevertheless, isn't it fun when it features our characters? Enjoy! READ at your own risk!

Short Story #1

One evening, Rikido Satou was relaxing at a drink bar with some friends until he needed to go to the restroom. While he was relieving himself, a black gentleman entered the restroom, standing next to Rikido. As the gentleman began to relieve himself, Rikido couldn't help but notice how "blessed" was the gentleman. He compared it to the size of a tennis ball container. Out of curiosity, he wanted to know how did the gentleman's penis grow that size.

"Excuse me, sir. I am curious. How were you able to get your penis so big," asked Rikido.

The gentleman smiled, couldn't help but to be proud of his member. "Well, my friend. Every night, I tie a piece of string around the end and pull it tight for a few minutes."

"A few minutes," asked Rikido.

"Certainly, my friend. Never fails," answered the gentleman.

Rikido bowed to the foreign gentleman and left the restroom.

Several weeks have passed since then. By chance of fate, the pair met up at the very drink bar restroom.

"So, my friend," asked the black gentleman. "How's progress on your member?"

Rikido smiled. "Great! Excellent! Look! It's nearly getting all black."

Short Story #2

At school, ten-year-old Izuku told his classmate Katsuki that most adults have at least one dark secret. Katsuki was puzzled, skeptical, thinking it was just a trick for him to stop bullying Izuku.

"No way," interjected Katsuki. "No way in hell that is true."

Izuku crossed his arms. "Fine! Don't believe me! However, if you do, just say "'I know the whole truth.' It will work."

Katsuki was still skeptical but decided to try it. Well, not before giving Izuku a noogie and an Indian sunburn.

School ended for the weekend and he headed home. Upon making it to his house, he saw his mother watering the garden.

Say, "I know the whole truth." It will work.

"Greetings, Kacchan. How was school," questioned his mother cheerfully.

Katsuki sighed. "Okaa-san, I know the whole truth."

His mother's smile faded. She reached into her purse and handed him $10. "Just our little secret between us, sweetheart," she said in a praying position. "Please don't tell your father."

Izuku was right, he thought. If that could give him $10, imagine what he could do next for a little spending money. He didn't mind buying some booster packs for his Magic cards.

The next day after school, his father picked him up in the car. His father lowered the volume so he could hear his darling son. "So, son, how was school today?"

Round 2.

"Otou-san, I know the whole truth."

His father immediately applied the brakes. Katsuki was grateful to wear a seatbelt. His father reached into his wallet and promptly gave him $20. Like his mother, his father's hands were in a praying position. "Please, sweetheart, don't tell your mother."

$30 in his pocket within 24 hours. If he knew he had his parents, imagine what other adults he could do next.

It was a Sunday when his parents were having lunch with Izuku's parents. While they were eating their lunch, Katsuki looked for another victim.

He noticed Izuku's father was heading outside for a phone call. He used that as an opportunity to confront the unsuspecting man.

He walked outside and greeted Izuku's father.

Round 3.

"Midoriya Oji-san, I know the whole truth."

Izuku's father immediately dropped his cell phone and open his arms. Tears were coming from his eyes.

"Oh, my God! I am so thankful. Come and give your father a great big hug!"

Short Story #3

It was Izuku's last day as a fee collector for the local newspaper before heading off to college. His four years of service was highly noticeable, recognized, and greatly appreciated. He was popular throughout his route.

At the first residence, he was welcomed by the Asui family. They baked him a pie and they gave him an gift card as a thank you for his service. Izuku bowed at the family and carried on with his business.

At the second residence, he was welcomed by his Auntie Shino and her nephew. They presented him a plate of pancakes and a Gunpla toy as a thank you for his service. He bowed at his Auntie and carried on with his business.

At the final residence of his block, he was met by his teacher, Nemuri Kayama. At the entrance, she was wearing a revealing lingerie. Without a chance to speak, she grabbed his hand and lead him into the home.

There, he was welcomed by her lovemaking. Izuku couldn't imagine the passion Kayama-sensei gave him. He gave her his virginity as she basked into the pleasure. So much so that she even allowed to release his contents inside of her.

The duo engaged in sex for the rest of the afternoon.

After they were finished, Kayama-sensei took him to the kitchen to make him a huge breakfast. Although it was late to be dinner, Izuku didn't mind. She said it was a "breakfast built for a king...for her king of the hour." The blushing Izuku was welcomed to hash browns, pancakes, salad, sashimi, waffles, and orange juice.

The duo ate in silence. He was eternally grateful of today. As she gave him a plate of dessert, a chocolate pie a la mode, he noticed a dollar sticking under his breakfast plate.

"How was your breakfast, Izuku," she asked.

"It was delicious. Thanks!" He looked at her. "Say, I noticed that there is a dollar here. Any particular reason may I ask?"

"Well," said Kayama-sensei. "Last night, I asked my boyfriend on what we should give you for your last route. He said, 'Fuck that dude. Give him a dollar for his worth.'" She pecked him on the cheek. "The breakfast was my idea as a token of my appreciation."

Short Story #4

Yuga Aoyama had the opportunity to take his classmate, Ibara Shiozaki out on a date. The couple decided to go to a carnival.

"So, my princess, what would you like to do first," he asked.

"I want to get weighed," she answered.

Odd request but he didn't mind. They went over to the weight guesser. The man guessed their weight. The man was incorrect with Yuga. However was correct with Ibara's. She won a stuffed toy.

Later, he and Ibara go on the Ferris Wheel and later rode Bumper cars. When finishing the ride, Yuga asked Ibara on what they should do next.

"I want to get weighed," she answered.

So, he and Ibara returned to the weight guesser. The man was much as surprised as Yuga as the man once again correctly guessed Ibara's weight. Ibara won a prize again and Yuga lost a dollar.

He tried not to be frustrated. Ibara was the religious type and didn't go out much. He hoped the date didn't get worse.

After grabbing a bite to eat, Yuga asked Ibara on what they should do next.

"I want to get weighed," said Ibara.

Yuga was no longer amused. Instead, they left the carnival. He canceled another arrangement he had for them and dropped her off at her dorm. He bowed to her and left.

Ibara entered the home where she was met by her roommate, Reiko.

"Hey, Ibara. How was your date," asked Reiko. "I am amazed you wanted to go since you just got your tongue pierced."

Ibara responded, "Oh, Weiko, it was terrible. He was wousy."

Short Story #5

Eleven-year-old Shouto and his father were finishing training in the garage. Shouto was removing a box until he saw a box of condoms falling out of the bottom of it.

"Otou-san, what are those," asked Shouto.

"Son, these are condoms," he answered. "These are used when you want to have protective sex."

"Yes, sir," said Shouto. He then picked up one of the packs that contained three. "Is there a reason for three, Daddy?"

"Yes, son," answered his father. "These condoms are for high schoolers. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday. Weekend warriors I call them."

Curious, Shouto picked up another batch of condoms. This contained a pack of six. "Is there a reason for six, Daddy?"

"Yes, son," answered his father. "These are for college kids. Two for Friday and following the rest of the week. These got a pep-in-their-step."

As the duo was preparing to leave, Shouto stepped on another pack of condoms. This time it was a set of twelve. "Is there a reason for twelve, Daddy."

His father sighed. "Yes, son. You see, this is for married men who have four children and a neglected spouse for obligatory sex. One is for January. One is for February. One is for March…."

Short Story #6

This joke looks familiar, but heck, my story…..

Tsuyu woke up in the middle of the night when she saw her husband, Katsuki, wasn't in bed. Worried, she got out of bed to find him. She put on her robe and scanned the home in search of him. After a few minutes, she heard sobbing noises coming from the basement. Grabbing her flashlight, she took the spiral stairs to the basement to find Neptune sobbing.

He was cornered in a fetal position while sucking his thumb. He was rocking and pacing.

"What's wrong, dear," asked the worried Tsuyu.

Katsuki sniffled. "Remember over eighteen years when I got you pregnant after prom?"

"Yes, dear. How could I forget," she said.

"Yeah. And your father said I had to marry you or go to jail?"

"Yes, baby. Of course," said Tsuyu.

"Well, today I would have been a free man," cried Katsuki.

Tsuyu kneeled to her sobbing husband. She brushed his hair with her fingers and kissed her forehead. "Oh, sweetheart. I know it can be painful. Especially when this sentence is now consecutive with another one."