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Short Story #1

Hisashi Midoriya is sitting at home one afternoon when Little Izuku returns home with a black eye.

"Izuku? What happened?" His arms are crossed. He is upset and fears that Izuku was in another scuffle with the neighbor boy, Katsuki. "And I hope to God that you and that Bakugo boy aren't fighting again!"

He shakes his head. "It is from Sister Kayama."

"Sister Kayama," questions his father.

"Yes!" Little Izuku crosses his arms. "I swear it wasn't my fault." Izuku explains that during the liturgy, he saw Sister Kayama's dress caught in her butt and being the polite Izuku, he pulls the dress from her butt.

"And that is how I caught my black eye!"

Hisashi is bewildered. However, he didn't receive any phone calls from school, so his son must be telling the truth. "Okay, son! Learn not to do anything to get on her bad side." He pats his son's head. "You don't do those kinds of things to women. Understand?!"

"Yes, sir."

"Good, run along." Little Izuku runs outside to play. Hisashi decides to make a phone call to the school tomorrow. But not before getting a quick session in the bathroom with the Natural Geographic magazine with the latest article, "Native Women on the Serengeti."

The next day, Hisashi reads the paper when Little Izuku returns home with the other eye blackened. Upset, Hisashi says, "Icchan! I thought we had a talk."

Little Izuku worriedly shakes his head. "Yes, sir. We did."

"Then what in the heck happened, son?!"

"It wasn't my fault, I swear. During the liturgy, I saw that Sister Kayama had a dress in the crack of her butt. I saw Katsuki and he sees it and he pulls out."

"Then why did you get the black eye?"

"I knew that she didn't like it, so I pushed it back in."

Short Story #2

Katsuki Bakugo was driving down a lonely stretch of highway on his way to meet with fellow classmates for a reunion when he noticed a sign out of the corner of his eye.

Posted in white on a green sign, it read: "Grace House of Prostitution - 10 miles"

The pompous leader thought that it was a figment of his imagination and continued to drive without a second thought. He was tired and just returned from spending the weekend with his parents. The faster he headed back to Beacon, the better. Soon, he saw another sign which said. "Sisters of Grace House of Prostitution - 5 miles."

He realized that these signs were legitimate. As he drove forward, he saw a third sign saying: "Sisters of Grace House of Prostitution - Next Exit."

Katsuki's curiosity got the best of him as he pulled into the driveway of Grace House. On the far side of the parking lot was a somber stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: "Sisters of Grace."

He climbed the steps and rung the bell. The door was answered by a nun in a long black habit. The beautiful looking nun reminded Katsuki of a certain brunette that he had scuffles in the past.

"Greetings, my dear and faithful son," said the nun. "What may we do for you today?"

Katsuki answered, "I was on my way back to school when I saw your signs down the highway. I was kind of interested in possibly doing business."

"Really, my son? Aren't you a little young?"

"Judging by the attire of your outfit, especially where your busts stick out and the tightness of it, do you think you are fit to ask me questions?"

The nun sighed. "Very well, my son. Please follow me."

Bakugo was excited as he thought that he was going to engage in a rendezvous with some frilly nuns. He hoped to engage in girls that look like Mei or Kayama-sensei. Or at least Momo or Itsuka.

The Ochako-looking nun and Katsuki were led through many winding passages and was soon quite disoriented. The nun stopped at a closed-door and told Bakugo, "Please knock on this door."

He did what he was told and the door was answered by another nun in a long habit. That nun reminded him of Kayama-sensei. In her hand, she was holding a tin cup. The Kayama-looking nun instructed Katsuki, "Please place $75 in this cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway."

"Is this where I head to the action?"

"Yes, my son. A very hard lesson for you have sinned and need to be reprimanded," she purred to the blond.

He placed the money into the tin cup as he headed down to the hall. He slipped through the door and pulling it shut behind him. As the door locked behind, he found himself back in the parking lot.

"What the hell," he barked.

As he looked forward, he saw another small sign. It read: "You Have Just Been Screwed by the Sisters of Grace! Go in peace, my son!"

Short Story #3

Kato Izumi spends the summer in the country with his aunt, Shino. Taking the role as a farmer, she spends the first few days showing him the usual things of farm life, chickens, cows, crops, a Kappa, a Grimm, and the like.

After a couple of days, the young Kota grows bored and Auntie Shino is running out of things to entertain him.

Suddenly, Aunt Shino has an idea.

"Kota! Why don't you grab the gun, take the dogs, and go shooting."

Wide-eyed and excited, Kota grabs the gun, a Winchester rifle and a few dogs and heads into the room.

Aunt Shino feels accomplished and decides to celebrate by making a spot of tea.

After a few hours, Kota returns. He is doe-eyed and all smiles.

"How did you enjoy that," asks Aunt Shino.

"It was great," exclaims Kota. "Got any more dogs?"

Short Story #4

Minoru goes to the psychologist and informs her, "I got a real problem. I can't stop thinking about sex!"

The psychologist says, "Well, let's see what we can find out."

She pulls out her inkblots. "This is the inkblot test. Tell me what comes to your mind?" She shows the first picture. "What is this picture of?"

Minoru takes the picture and turns it upside down. He says, "it seems like two girls slobbing on another man's dick with sweet and sour honey mustard sauce."

The psychologist says, "Interesting! Very interesting!" She takes notes before showing another picture. "And what is this a picture of?"

Minoru looks and turns it in different directions. He says, "That's a picture of an emerald-haired boy, a Faunus, and a blonde woman performing paizuri on his cock."

The psychologist tries again with a third inkblot test. "What is this a picture of?

Minoru takes the pictures and turns it in different directions again. He says, "It is a woman and she is holding a tail."

"Hmm," says the psychologist. "Anything else?"

"Yep! She is grabbing the tail of an incubus that is like a sex organ. And she is slobbing on his knob like corn on a cob!"

The psychologist nods. "You're right. It seems to me Mr. Mineta that you are obsessed with sex."

"Me," demands Minoru. "You're the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures." He stops. "Excuse me, may I use the restroom."

"Sure," answers the psychologist.

"Thanks. By the way, you wouldn't mind me borrowing one of those inkblots? For reading material."

Short Story #5

One evening, Little Shouto catches his mother and father have sex.

"What are you guys doing," asks Shouto.

Enji and Rei look at each before quickly coming with an answer. "We are baking a cake, dear," says Enji.

"A cake?"

"Yes," says his mother. "Excuse us and run to bed so we can finish baking the cake."

A few days later, Shouto walks into the kitchen as his mother is cooking dinner.

"Mom? Did you and Dad bake a cake," asks Shouto.

"Yes, dear! How did you know," says Rei.

"Because I licked some of the frosting off the couch!"

Short Story #6

Fourteen-year-old Eri comes home to school with her smile on her face. Her mother, Emi, asks, "why are you so happy this afternoon?"

"Kota showed me his Weiner at PE," answers Eri.

Concerned, her mother is reaching for the phone to contact Shino. As she dials, Eri continues to talk. "His Weiner reminded me of a peanut."

"Was it small," asks Emi.

"Nah! Quite salty!"

Short Story #7

Izuku and Ochako Midoriya are newlyweds. It is a hotel in Lagos, Nigeria where they decide to have their honeymoon and christens their relationship.

Ochako tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"Okay, sweetheart," says Izuku. "Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner.' So what we do is put the prisoner in the prison."

So, the couple makes love for the first time and Izuku is smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, Ochako giggles, "Honey, the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles and says, "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time, she says, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

Izuku rises to the occasion and they made love again.

After a few hours, Ochako again says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again," to which Izuku yells, "Hey, it's not a life sentence!"

Short Story #8

Mitsuki is clipping coupons when she sees her son, Katsuki, returning home from school early.

"Why are you home so early," asks Mitsuki.

"Kayama-sensei sent me home."

"For what?"

"Because I am the only one in class who raised his hand," answers Katsuki.

She says, "Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?"

Katsuki replies, "Who called me the 'KFC of UA High?'"

Mitsuki stares blankly at her son. "Why did you call her that, sweetie?"

He shrugs. "When the breast and thighs are done, all is left is a greasy box."

Short Story #1 Reprise

With Hisashi being frustrated and upset that Izuku received two black eyes from Sister Kayama, he decides to contact the school and arranges a meeting with Izuku's teacher.

A few weeks have passed without incident. Hisashi and Little Izuku manages to have an understanding with Sister Kayama and the incident. Believing that everything was going well, Hisashi put it behind him.

"Dad?"

Izuku returns home with another black eye with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Icchan! What happened this time?"

"I swear, Dad! It wasn't my fault!"

"Let me guess? You pull her dress from her butt."

"No, sir!"

"You put it back in!"

"No, sir!"

"Then, what did you do?"

"I've only told her what Katsuki told me to say." He reaches for the piece of paper to give to Hisashi. As he gets the paper, he wants to hear what Izuku recited to his teacher. "I'm listening."

"No bitch can tell me she late. The condoms I use don't break!"

Hisashi clutches his heart when realizing that it isn't a letter.

"Dad?"

It is an ultrasound.

Short Story #9

Hisashi is having a crisis. He forgets that it is his and Inko's wedding anniversary. As he walks home and right there in his driveway, is his angry wife.

"Hisashi, you blockhead," screams Inko. "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"

"But, honey!"

"AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"

The next morning, Hisashi wakes up and heads to work. Short on cash and needs to remedy his crisis, he goes to the nearby thift store and comes up with a gift.

Later that morning, Inko wakes up and looks out of the window. Sure enough, Hisashi was a man of his word. Sporting a bathrobe, she walks to the driveway to see a box-wrapped gift in a pretty green bow.

Saw this. Thought of you! With love, Hisashi!

Touched, Inko takes the gift inside of the home and brings it to the kitchen.

Upon placing it on the table, she excitedly opens the gift.

It is a bathroom scale.

Police says to be on the lookout for a missing person. Hisashi Midoriya was last seen leaving his workplace on Friday evening.

Short Story #10

It is at school where Katsuki and Izuku are found in the center of the playground. Circled by their classmates, the duo are exchanging insults at each other.

Katsuki: "Bitch!"

Izuku: "Psycho!"

Katsuki: "Hand-Me-Down Quirk!"

Izuku: "Closet Case!"

Katsuki: "Mama's Boy!"

Izuku: "Mama's Plan B gone awry!"

Katsuki: "Virgin!"

The entire class goes silent when hearing that fretful word.

Izuku: "What did you call me?"

Katsuki: "That's right! I bet you're still a virgin."

Izuku: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."

Katsuki: "As if."

Izuku: "Yeah, just ask your sister."

Katsuki: "I don't have a sister."

Izuku: "You will in about nine months."

Short Story #11

Yuu Takeyama, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children.

After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children.

A few weeks after her second husband died, Yuu also passed away.

At Yuu's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together."

Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?"

The priest replied, "I mean her legs."

To be continued….