DISCLAIMER: Kohei Horikoshi is owner/creator of BNHA. This is just pure humor and satire-ish crack I came up with.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Something involving Bakugo, Midoriya, and Bakugo's hot MILF of a mom. XD
"Konnichiwa, and welcome to Spit-Take Theater. Today's episode: Bakugo discovers that Midoriya plows his mom."
On the ground floor of the 1-A Dorm, Izuku enters the kitchen while Eijiro and Hanta were raiding the fridge for something to eat. Katsuki was drinking soda.
"Hey, Kacchan?"
Katsuki grunted when Izuku entered the kitchen.
"What the hell do you want, Deku?" he asked with his usual mild glare.
"So... lately I've been wondering about how I should tell you this... so I decided to just come right out and say it." Izuku slips in-between his two friends and grabs a Pepsi. As he walks toward the exit leading to the living room, he looks back and says, "I fucked your mom last week."
Katsuki spat his soda out in absolute shock. Eijiro and Hanta were wide-eyed in pure disbelief.
"This has been Spit-Take Theater. Sayonara."
Giggity~