DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything official from Boku no Hero Academia. Kōhei Horikoshi is the owner and creator of this wonderful universe.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: So this may make people laugh.
"Konnichiwa, and welcome to Spit-Take Theater. Today's episode: Ochako Uraraka and Tsuyu Asui drop a SMASH-ing bomb on their classmates."
"Hey, where's Midoriya at? Dinner's ready," said Iida.
"Oh, he's upstairs resting," says Uraraka, smiling.
"Yup. Resting, kero."
"Is he sick or something? What with winter looming over the horizon I hope he's dressing warmly," said Yaoyorozu, concerned for her fellow classmate and friend.
"He is. Don't worry. He's just resting after Tsuyu and I got our pussies smashed," Uraraka casually stated as she finished fixing a plate of food for Deku.
Those who were drinking at this exact moment spat their drinks in shock. Others have hanging mouthes. All are staring, though, wide-eyed in shock.
Asui had her plate of food gathered, and also one for Uraraka.
"We'll make sure to bring the plates and silverware back down, kero," said Asui as she used her tongue to then grab three cans of soda.
Off the girls went, taking the side stairwell to reach Midoriya's floor.
"MIDORIYA YOU FUCKING BASTARD!" Mineta screams in jealousy, crying blood tears.
"This has been Spit-Take Theater. Sayonara."
Commercial Time.
"Hello. My name's Sekai Ishtal. You may know me from some of the other stories Sweet Kagamine Kiss created. Or you may know me from several other universes I show up such as Harry Potter, Naruto, Megaman or Rockman for you Japanese, Metroid, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Pokemon, and several other worlds including the musical universe of Vocaloid. I'm here today to talk about my latest appearances that will feature me-"
The TV is changed to a different channel that is currently playing an episode from an anime called World Break: Aria of Curse for a Holy Swordsman.
"Ugh... commercials suck," said Izuku.
"Honey, who's Sekai Ishtal?" asked Izuku's pregnant teen wife, Mei Midoriya.
"Dunno."